Creepy Uncle Sam's Gastronomy Guide For The Apocalypse
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This guide will teach you how to cook, how to make your own recipes, basic fundamentals of cuisine, why brown is the tastiest color, how to prevent your pee from attracting marauders, and how to gain the trust of your local metal gang with some heartfelt homemade chocolate cookies.
There is no reason why the apocalypse can't be tasty!
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List of Chapter
- Foreword: So The World Is On Fire
- Introduction: What Is This Gastronomy Thing?
- Chapter I: What To Stockpile When You're Building Your Bunker
- Chapter II: The Danger Zone!
- Chapter III: Stick Em' With The Pointy End
- Chapter IV: Veggie Tales From The Abyss
- Chapter V: How To Build Your Spice Empire
- Chapter VI: Doctor Fowler's Plethora of Precious Pickle Pantries
- Chapter VII: Burning Down The House(Please Don't)
- Chapter VIII: Eggs - Nature's Gushers.
- Chapter IX: It Ain't Easy Being Over-Easy
- Chapter X: Taking Stock of Stacked Stocks
- Chapter XI: Sauces With Mother's Love
- Chapter XII: Legalize Marinara
- Chapter XIII: Infinite Pastabilities
- Chapter XIV: Something Fowl Comes This Way
- Chapter XV: Romaine Calm And Lettuce Help
- Chapter XVI: Lunch At The Edge Of The World
- Chapter XVII: Sourdough Homunculus
- Chapter XVIII: A-B-C Of B-R-E-A-D
- Chapter XIX: No Need For Kneads
- Chapter XX: Milking Milk For All The Milk It Has
- Chapter XXI: Fear And Loathing In Pastry Town
- Chapter XXII: Puff, Puff, Pastry
- Chapter XXIII: Pound Cake And Other Improvised Weaponry
- Chapter XXIV: Fishy Characters
- Chapter XXV: Rice Up From The Ashes
- Chapter XXVI: Where's The Beef?
- Chapter XXVII: Pork - The Cannibal's Substitute
- Chapter XXVIII: The Final Dinner
- Glossary Of Culinary Terms And Conversion Table
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