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Dark humor jokes

Dark humor jokes

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Warning! These jokes can be very dark and messed up. Some can considered inappropriate. If you're not into that kind of stuff, please don't read this. Note: I don't own all the jokes. Some I made up, others I read.…

My FanGirl [HUMOR]✔

My FanGirl [HUMOR]✔

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#1 in humor on 24.01.2018Picture this-You are a huge fan of a singer from your favourite band. Your day starts looking at his picture on the wall of the bedroom and ends with the same.One day you are standing near the window of your room and what you see next makes you freeze....You see your favourite singer ,your crush standing with a mug of coffee in his hand on the window of the room opposite to your bedroom.Dream come true, right?'Chashmish' is what he calls her. 'Rockstar' is what he prefers. What happens when two completely different worlds collide?Sparks?Explosion?ORLove with a solid taste of humor. Come fall in love with our crazy malhotra and his Fangirl❤--------*CONTAINS HINDI DIALOGUES*…

Lava Cat Cruise Ship

Lava Cat Cruise Ship

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When luxury cruiseliner The Silver Queen finds giant, parasitic saber-tooths onboard, it's up to the captain's son to save both the ship, and all of humankind. ***** Sixteen-year-old Eidon Miller thinks his summer aboard his dad's Alaskan Cruise Ship is going to be boring - but when the ship comes across a lifeless vessel and they are forced to rescue the lone, bloodied survivor, things turn from boring to deadly. First the sea begins to boil beneath the ship. People start turning up dead - and then Eidon finds massive, bloody paw prints on deck. Something has awakened beneath the boiling sea and released monsters - giant, parasitic Sabertooths - that had been extinct from the earth for centuries. They've come out of the sea, onto the Silver Queen -- and they are hungry for blood. ** Book 2 in the Zombie Shark Highway universe **[[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]…

Dark Humor

Dark Humor

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A book of dark jokes for those who bear the darkest souls.…

Crazy best friends (Humor) ✔️

Crazy best friends (Humor) ✔️

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Highest ranking - #1 in Humor (24/12/2017) She is fire, he is an extinguisher. Both of them together personify craziness. Its a story of two best friends who are together since childhood and support each other in everything they do. What will happen when someone else comes to their life. Give it a shot. Cover credits - @The_shining_armor…

50 Dark humor jokes!!!

50 Dark humor jokes!!!

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This book has topics some people may find offensive....You have been warned!!!Now read the damn book and don't cry about some joke you don't like because no one wants to hear your damn opinion. Thanks, love you guys!!!…

Bad Boy Roommate  ✔︎✔︎

Bad Boy Roommate ✔︎✔︎

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after a prank gone terribly wrong, hayden jones is sent across country to caldwell academy, a school for the bitchy, the dangerous and the rebellious.and if that wasn't bad enough, it becomes much worse when hayden is accidentally put in the male dormitory, landing her in a room with the school's notorious heartbreaker, chase everett.[not edited...like at all]…

The Boy I Admire From Afar

The Boy I Admire From Afar

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As Claire aims to leave her oppressive stepfamily behind, she befriends Zion. Will he be her ticket to freedom or a distraction in achieving her dreams? *****Claire Olsen has had a crush on Zion Petrakis since the first time she laid eyes on him, but he never noticed, instead only having eyes on the school's it girl, Maddie Jennings. Knowing she couldn't compete with Maddie, Claire hid her feelings for Zion, satisfied with admiring him from afar. However, when a series of events led Claire closer to Zion, her feelings for him grew from infatuation to love. And despite fighting hard to keep her feelings contained by distancing herself from Zion, he was determined to show her that he's earned a spot in her life. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]…

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed)

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed)

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"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him."I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." **Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede?Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... **Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #BillionaireAmazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -ReaderFantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **…

How to Fall in Love ✔

How to Fall in Love ✔

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They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot)P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN.…

My Fake Boyfriend

My Fake Boyfriend

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He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear."Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in..**********What happens when Alexis Dawson- "residential loser" of Redwood High, agrees to help Redwood High's player, Aaron Walker. How can she stop herself from falling for him? But it isn't all love and romance, Alexis has her own secret. Join them on the journey filled with jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated.…

The Four Baristas of the Apocalypse (sample)

The Four Baristas of the Apocalypse (sample)

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When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby.[[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]][[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase:Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJPaperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154…

Humor Me

Humor Me

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Ivy has a pretty traumatising past. She has a lot of things to work through and she has to do so alone. She doesn't accept help from anyone - not even her best friend Sam. What doesn't help is that perfect Captain America decided to come back after all.This story is for everyone who enjoys a good old enemies to lovers. This also goes out to all the people who would have wished a better ending for Steve, Bucky and everyone involved.Iv…

KNB! Funny or Humor

KNB! Funny or Humor

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Well.....This is just a story about random moments and there will be *ahem*YAOI*ahem* and also if you don't like it,then akashi will throw scissors at you also pls tell me the ship name of yaoi parrings pls. I forgot also i am sorry cause I have horrible spelling…

Sh*t! I'm Sorry!

Sh*t! I'm Sorry!

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Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in HumorWhat happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck?Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand...Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket?When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!"© All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear…

Just some dark humor

Just some dark humor

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This is just a filler sorry for not updating my other story but I've been really busy with school and practice.…

Sex and Death in Skeleton City

Sex and Death in Skeleton City

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Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying![[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]][[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]…

The Girl in the Hoodie

The Girl in the Hoodie

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A girl moved to California two years ago.No one knows what she looks like.All they know is that she wears a hoodie.*~*~*~*"HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--"BANGFIZZPOP"...am I dead?"I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them.My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that.I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing."Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly.*~*{HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }…

Yours, Forever

Yours, Forever

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"Feel that?" He asked, keeping her hand still. "That's what you do to me. Every time I see you. Every time I hear you laugh. Every time I think of you." ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎It started with an accidental run in, but blossomed into something more. Aurora never thought she could ever love herself again, let alone give her love to another. Yet after meeting him, her doubts slowly began to fade away. Xavier was never a man of many words. Known to be cold and closed off, he found himself opening up to her as he fell for her fast.Join Aurora and Xavier as they learn to love and trust each other, forming unbreakable bonds.❤︎ Extended description inside ❤︎#2 in romcom 07-20-2022#2 in sweet 04-23-2021#1 in loveatfirstsight 04-14-2021#1 in fiction 02-15-2021#2 in billionaire 11-14-2020#3 in chicklit 11-13-2020#4 in protective 10-18-2020#1 in boyfriend 10-15-2020#1 in drama 10-8-2020#4 in love 9-23-2020#2 in humor 9-20-2020#1 in sweetromance 9-14-2020#1 in asiansinlit 9-04-2020#1 in newadultromance 8-16-2020…

F1 humor

F1 humor

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Incorrect quotes, memes, and funny stuff about f1…

You're A Doll (COMPLETE)

You're A Doll (COMPLETE)

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Jessie Cross is a typical bad boy with the title. He loves cars and racing and is basically an adrenaline addict. He loves tattoos, music, the women. His friends and him hung out at this one bar often but this particular brunette who appeared uncomfortable caught his eye. Sailor Kate was the pretty girl who drowned herself in books- romance addict- and she was too lonely to leave her awful friends.One night they dragged her to a car race and she sat alone by her car, bored out of her mind. When a man came up to her she became uncomfortable but didn't know how to wave him off until a boy did it for her. How do they proceed after?…

It All Started With A Lie

It All Started With A Lie

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You've got one boy.One girl.One pretty little lie. A perfect relationship.The perfect boyfriend.The perfect girlfriend.The perfect dates.The perfect gifts.And the perfect surprises. That gives you our golden couple of Sunset Westwood High.But what happens when it's all a lie? One boy.One girl who needs desperate help.One pretty little lie. That sounds more like it. When Olivia's ex is bothering her and rubbing it in her face at a party that he moved on after dumping her, she sees her nemesis, Ethan walking by and she uses him as her ploy, but the move isn't so smart when you think about it. I mean, how easy can it be acting lovey-dovey with your enemy?.....ALL RIGHTS RESERVED…

Wrong number

Wrong number

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In which a girl was added to a random group chat…

The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1)

The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1)

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Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish.COVER BY @RIVIIX…