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______________________Wherever there was darkness, light followedA small beam of light always made a different in the stark bottomless darkness.And she, was their awaiting light at the end of the tunnel.Their light.Their missing half. Their serenity.And they were her scarred knights in bloody armors. ______________________ Started on: 26/12/2021State: Ongoing.…

Bad Boy's Game

Bad Boy's Game

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He lit his cigarette, I lit nothing. He drank alcohol, I drank water. He smirked, I smiled. He didn't love me, I didn't love him. He and I together wouldn't last a day. And then the game started... He said he found me intriguing, unique, and interesting because I didn't swoon over him. "You and me Grey, let's play a game. We'll date and in three months time I promise you will fall for me. When you fall in love with me between that time span, I win. If in any way you were to win I'll give up all the alcohol, cigarettes, and player ways." It was a game I wasn't willing to lose, but all games had accidents and consequences. It takes a broken heart to know how to break a heart.…

Inheritance

Inheritance

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After Summer's estranged grandfather's passing, his much beloved lake house in Morgan, Vermont is given to her. The twenty-one year old leaves her old life behind, feeling beckoned back despite her parents begging her to sell the dilapidated family property and forget about Morgan, Vermont all together. Upon moving, it goes without saying that this town is smaller, and stranger than she remembered. Charming-- yes, but an air of secrecy amongst the townspeople sends chills down her spine during an otherwise scorching July. Follow Summer as she learns more about her shrouded family history and ultimately herself. Copyright 2018, Christina LaTorraca, All rights Reserved.…

The General βœ“

The General βœ“

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Sex makes them stronger. We're at war, and the Zolano warriors need women in their furs to enhance their fighting performance. They're known for their skills in the battlefield and in the sheets, so it's easy for them to get volunteering women. Then there's me. I'm not there to have sex with alien warriors. I'm there to clean their dishes and laundry, straighten their sex-wrinkled sheets, and hope I don't anger any of these beasts.When The General comes to me and asks me to lift my skirt, he's shocked by my rejection. I've never seen this man looking anything but bored or angry. There's a dozen women here who wouldn't dream of turning him down, but he wants me-- his servant; the human with the plain body and the backbone to reject him.…

the unwanted twin

the unwanted twin

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Emilia and Lexi were twins but they couldn't be more oppersite if they tried.Emilia was selective mute, she was taught not to speak unless spoken to as time went on she stopped talking to people all together. Her mother and step father abused her since she was 5 causing her to grow cold and distant. Lexi was the favourite child, her mother and step father gave her everything she ever wanted, she was bubbly and made friends quick however she was used to the attention and never wanted anyone but her to have the attention.both girls had a strong dislike for each other, Emilia hated that Lexi let their parents abuse her whilst she stood by laughing , she hated how bitchy Lexi could be and how she bullied her. Lexi couldn't stand that she had a twin, especially how weird she thought Emilia to be.16 years ago was one of the happiest days of the Rosso family lives, their princesses were born but only two years later Alice Russo ran off with the twins, leaving behind her husband Alessandro and their 4 boys. Alessandro was heartbroken and being the Mafia boss, he spared no resources looking for his twin girls but Alice was good, she had help and managed to hide from mafia boss himself.As time went on, Alessandro and his sons gave up hope, until he received a call he never thought he would have.…

Billionaire's Disastrous Kiss

Billionaire's Disastrous Kiss

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When Hailey Evans, an aspirant employee of the marketing department in one of the most wealthiest companies in the states finds herself in trouble with the arrogant, cold hearted CEO Ian Kingston, she pulls a trick no one has ever done.And in return he gives her a disastrous kiss that turn her world upside down. One party.One kiss.And the next thing she knows, she's a billionaire's fiancΓ©.…

14 Nights In Emeliano's Bed

14 Nights In Emeliano's Bed

17,081,891 574,380 47

Forced to spend two weeks with a monster like Emeliano Alfredo, Innocent and determined Rebecca Lewis's life changed for the worse.***Traveling back to the town where she was born, Rebecca Lewis had a toe to toe argument with the most ruthless bastard in the city; little did she know that her not-so-clever act would put her in danger. 14 days. One mansion. One bed. One innocent woman. One not-so-innocent man. What could go wrong?…

Mermaids And The Vampires Who Love Them

Mermaids And The Vampires Who Love Them

13,219,533 548,982 40

This book is FREE with paid BONUS chapters!Everyone knows mermaids and vampires can't date. But when a mermaid ends up at a boarding school with a smoking hot vampire for a roommate, will love take a bite? ***** Just before her senior year of high school, mermaid Waverly Fishwater learns she's being transferred to a cross-cultural boarding school for supernaturals. But reckless gods, single-minded werewolves, and virtuous fairies are the least of her troubles! West Marin Heights has vampires, and mermaid blood is their favorite snack. So Waverly has to learn who to trust, and fast -- especially since one of her new roommates is a vampire who's way too hot for her to handle! But just when she's starting to fit in, she discovers a dark plot that could destroy the school and the oceans beyond. If Waverly is to expose the evil scheme and get back to her normal teenage problems--overprotective parents, math homework-avoidance, and maybe, just maybe, getting a boyfriend--she's going to have to accept the help of a ragtag group of classmates. Will her plans be a supernatural catastrophe, or can Waverly rally this eccentric band of heroes to save the day? [[Word Count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Natasha ShaikhThree chapters updated every Wednesday and Saturday starting April 6th!…

Assisting His Assistant

Assisting His Assistant

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Rules! Rules! Rules!It makes life simple and it's easy to live by.Seems easy enough... Right? Violet Harper is a very much single 24 year old hard working woman, who abides by the rules. She gets the personal assistant position for none other than the CIO of Bolt Investment Inc, Eric Bolton. Eric Bolton is a charming womanizer, who only dates women beyond description, is forced to take an assistant he is not attracted to, to his dissatisfaction. Enter Violet into his life. Eric's love life is colorful to say the least but lives by distinct rules when it comes to relationships, unlike his assistant, Violet. An agreement is made between the two that changes both lives.Violet has excellent organizational skills. Will she be able to organize Eric's chaotic love life or create more chaos to it?…

Falling For His Nanny [Book #1]

Falling For His Nanny [Book #1]

1,959,525 72,031 39

Book #1 of the "Falling" book seriesWarning: Mature (18+) Content!#1 in Agegap 2022#2 in Daddy 2022#6 in Steamy 2022#1 in Mature 2022#3 in Lovestory 2022#2 in Sexual 2022#34 in Explicit 2022#1 in Kids 2022#4 in Love 2022#1 in Drama 2022#3 in Humor 2022#1 in Cute 2022#1 in Sweet 2022#7 in Romance 2022#2 in Family 2022#90 in Obssessed 2022****After losing her job, 22 year old Laurel Flynn struggles to find a job where she can make enough money to pay off her student loans and pay for her grandmother's housing. And just when she begins to feel all is lost, a wealthy single father looking for a live-in Nanny offers her a job.34 year old Levi Isaacs hires an attractive young woman to care for his mute four year old son. After his ex-wife abandoned their son, Levi never thought his nanny would be the one to flip their entire world upside down.****Overprotective of his little boy, will Laurel be able to break Levi out of the shell he placed around himself and get him to trust again? Find out what happens in this sweet and steamy romance when two worlds collide.…

You in Real Life

You in Real Life

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Mazie has fallen in love. Okay, maybe it's with the ghost of a boy from school she hates, but love conquers all, right? *****Soon after sixteen-year-old Mazie moves to the town of Dorn, she becomes haunted by the ghost of a teenage boy. The ghost doesn't remember anything, so Mazie calls him Jack. Until then, she never knew that ghosts could tap dance, nor that it was possible to fall in love with one! But then Mazie meets Blake, a mean, popular boy at her new high school - and she realizes that Blake is Jack's living counterpart. This means Blake is in grave danger, and only Mazie can help him, but saving this unpleasant boy might kill her ghostly love forever...[[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]]…

Boot Camp

Boot Camp

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After running away from her problems for four years - her inability to run a mile ironically being one of them - Whitney Carmichael knows a fitness camp will kick start some change in her life. Little does she expect her high school archenemy will be there desperately trying to make amends. Or that she'll ditch her wallflower status and find herself at the center of a web of toxic friendships and petty lies.And working out? Yeah, it's not so bad when her new personal trainer, Axel, is pretty easy on the eyes...and she has everything to lose.[Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town winner]…

Little More Love || Completed

Little More Love || Completed

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She has always craved for true love and when she found it, she left it. She moved from Manchester to Chicago without anyone's knowledge leaving her family, love, memories and everything else behind, now all she has is herself and her dreams. *****Nora Williamson, a 24 years old girl, trying to live her life the way she always wanted, she escapes from the place one would call home. People say she's selfish enough to abort her child but no one really knows what's going on inside her head, she's pretty complicated. Hans Nicholas Anderson, a 26 years old business man, industrialist and founder of Anderson Enterprises, have some major anger issues and a lot of sarcasm, he has worked all day all night to bring his company where it is today. What will happen when he will meet the person who changed his life in every possible way, whom he has cursed for the longest time.Jump into the LoveHateLove story of Hans and Nora for a roller coaster ride filled with laughter, tears, anger, contentment, and surprises.Cover credit : Myself.…

The Jock's Blackmail

The Jock's Blackmail

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Unknown Number:Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life!Me:I wasn't planning on it...Unknown Number:Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me:I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU!Unknown Number:WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!! JEEZE!!! AND HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!!Me:...you want me to...blackmail you??…

Hang On (Book One, Grand Folks State Series)

Hang On (Book One, Grand Folks State Series)

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A video game-obsessed girl trying to run away from grief, becomes best friends with a hockey player hiding a dark past, and together they try to stop a frat from destroying more lives.-------------Elodie Mitchel is starting her Sophomore year off by ignoring her grief. Making it to graduation and getting a job to pay off her student loans are the only things on her mind.But all it takes is a football to the face to ruin all of her plans.Not only does Elodie gain a big fat black eye, but also the attention of the annoying, cocky, once famed Grand Folk's hockey star, Tariq Araneo. The King of Campus and formerly hailed bad boy needs something from her, but Elodie refuses not wanting to make her life more complicated or put a target on her back. All she has to do is drop off his addictive smelling jacket he had lent her and be on her way. Why would he want to be friends with her anyway? Especially since she's been coined as that weird, random singing, vintage video game obsessed nerd.But before she can try to deliver it...He shows up the next morning at her door...And at her class...And... EVERYWHERE!# 1 in University 10/28/21# 1 in Christian 4/17/22# 2 in Sports 8/2/21# 2 in First 9/7/21# 2 in Athlete 12/5/21# 3 in Collegeromance 2/1/22# 13 in Video Games 8/1/21# 25 in bad boy 9/2/21# 30 in Humor 11/20/21…

Divorcee's Choice [Choice Series 3] {Completed}

Divorcee's Choice [Choice Series 3] {Completed}

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Gabriel was head over heels in love with his wife. His cousins knew it. His cousins' sex-filled wives knew it. Even the men who worked for him knew it. However, for Gabriel he was just into dipping his dick inside of her if only his wife would say yes to be naked with him. If only his wife took all the lessons, he gave to her seriously, if only the bad men would leave him the fuck alone so he can seduce his wife and bang her, before their fifth anniversary! Choice Series:- 1) Wife by Choice 2) A Widow's Choice 3) Divorcee's Choice…

My Boss Is In The Mafia?

My Boss Is In The Mafia?

473,402 19,243 43

Alena Fleur has her dream job. Smart, confident, beautiful-she was everything. She was the COO of the Storm Dynamics. But only one particular problem, or more like a person, made her life hell, and that person was her rude boss, Elian Storm.Elian Storm, the CEO of the Storm Dynamics, kept a dark aura around him all the time; as if someone stabbed his heart and he could never move on. Everyone feared him, except his COO, who ended up earning a special spot in his heart despite their regular bickering.However, one unfortunate night revealed Elian's side business to Alena. How would Alena handle herself after learning the boss she used to argue with was actually a ruthless mafia leader in the underworld?…

The Enemy's Ex-Wife (Completed)

The Enemy's Ex-Wife (Completed)

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A Mafia Story β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’Leila Romano is Giovanni Russo's wife, until she runs away from home after secretly getting divorced from him. She had been abused for some years and has had enough. She decided to go to the GonzΓ‘lez's in New York for help, and there, she meets Demetrio GonzΓ‘lez.* * * What happens when Leila intentionally runs to the GonzΓ‘lez's to seek refuge and safety Knowing that the GonzΓ‘lez's & the Russo's are in war?β€’Disclaimer: do not read old comments because the storyline has been changed. β€’The original picture of the cover does not belong to me. ©️Copyrights, Senoradenna. All rights reserved.…

His Possession In Discretion - DISCRETION SERIES BOOK #1 | βœ“

His Possession In Discretion - DISCRETION SERIES BOOK #1 | βœ“

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Brielle NewmanA 21-year-old girl who was struggling to make life comfortable for herself and her niece, Delilah. Her sister left the baby the minute she could get up and leave the hospital. Brielle hasn't seen her since. She also hasn't seen her parents who walked out on her at 17 or her brother who went to the army and hasn't contacted her for 9 months in counting. Being all by herself she's desperately trying to give Delilah a life she never got to experience. Killian RussellA 24-year-old ruthless CEO who doesn't tolerate negligence or stupidity. He wouldn't blink an eye before firing someone who worked for him for years. Make one mistake and you're done. His parents were extremely proud of his success. He never had a stable relationship. He was once a hit it and quit it guy but now he just lays low as most women throw themselves at him just for his money. Being the richest man in the northeast and second richest in the country he has no time for love.When he finds little Delilah in a Starbuck's ordering a coffee he follows her out. She takes him to Brielle who instantly made something click in Killian changing their lives forever.WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.IF YOU ARE NOT A FAN OF CONTROLLING MEN AND A SEMI-SUBMISSIVE FEMALE LEAD, THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU! I REPEAT, PLEASE DO NOT ENTER THIS BOOK WITH THE INTENTION OF ALREADY NOT LIKING IT AND LEAVING HATE COMMENTS.#2 in Romance - 04/17/18…

The Abandoned Mafia Princess

The Abandoned Mafia Princess

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Meet Lorenzo, the cruel, handsome and capricious mafia boss who never gets attached to anyone, until he meets Clara. Meet Clara, the girl who was abandoned once. She is not looking for love, she doesn't want to belong and she doesn't want Lorenzo. Can Lorenzo make her fall in love with him? Can he uncover her secrets before she gets hurt?…