"wait wait wait, so you're telling me they talked about sleeping with you?!" connie exclaimed.

"uh yeah, they always do. it's just jokes." you replied back.

"oh my god. you're so stupid it hurts." eren said back, annoyed.

"shut up eren, not like you'd know either." jean shot back.

"girl YOU wouldn't either you can't talk." ymir said to him.

your whole group was at your dorm room now talking to you about what just had happened, since they were following you back so you just decided to let them in your room after hange left.

"y/n, to me it seems like hange is just hinting that they wanna sleep with you." mikasa muttered.

"yeah, AND that she has a crush on you, since she literally said she doesn't wanna sleep with anyone if she doesn't like them anymore." armin added.

"y/n is getting girls!! though we'd never see the day. i'm so proud of you." sasha said, opening a bag of chips you had in your desk drawer.

  "guys, chill out! you're overhyping the situation. hange has always been flirtatious, they do it in a friendly way." you said to them.

"but have you seen her say that stuff to nanaba? or moblit? or levi?" historia asked, silencing you.

"GOTTEMMM." connie shouted, laughing with sasha.

"y/n, do you like hange?" eren questioned, staring at you closely.

"well...i mean-" you started.

"it's a yes or no question dumbass." jean scolded you.

"like i don't know. i don't wanna get into something i can't handle. hange's obsessed with sex and just to let you guys know, i've never done anything with the same gender except kiss." you replied back hesitantly.

"i mean, from what i've seen from past relationships, they can also be balance out the love aspect in it too." armin informed.

"aside from what the hell armin just said, i'm pretty sure hange wouldn't mind inexperienced weirdos like you. didn't you say she wanted to snatch you at that one party?" connie asked you.

"yeah well they wouldn't know i haven't-"

"um honey, everyone can tell..." ymir said under her breath.

"oh-"

"it's not a bad thing, y/n!" historia exclaimed.

"if she does really like you how we anticipate, then you just need to tell her you're inexperienced and she'll talk it easy on you. no biggie." eren muttered.

"for once, you actually said something smart." jean said, smirking at the other.

"you two are insane." mikasa groaned.

"hey, it's getting late. i know it's friday and all but i'm tired. so, i'll be heading out. goodnight everyone! good luck with hange, y/n!" armin said, grabbing his school bag and beginning to walk out the door after saying his farewells to everyone.

soon after, everyone decided to file out after armin, and it was just you in your dorm room at two in the morning. 

sighing with nothing else to do and being drowned in endless thoughts, you decided it was best to go to the bar just a block away from the university.

instead of calling a cab, you decided it would be best to just walk there. even though it was two in the morning, you didn't quite care and just wanted to get to the bar. it was usually quiet in the city at this time, except for the homeless people and drunks on the street everywhere.

although it served as a threat to you, you had known how to fight and you could run quite well too, so you always walk to the bar instead of taking a cab or fetching a ride from someone.

-

"hey y/n, what will it be today?" the bar tender greeted you once you sat at the counter.

"the usual, a tequila."

"alright." he said, going to fetch you your drink.

a minute later, he came back, and slid it over to you from across the counter.

"what brings you here so late?"

"my boredom." you snorted.

taking the drink, you downed half of it in one go, feeling the burning sensation in your throat.

"well well well, if it isn't y/n." a voice whispered from behind you.

turning around, it was the one person who you hoped you wouldn't see tonight. the sole reason and purpose in which you came to the bar in the first place.

to drink your thoughts about them away.

it was hange, standing so innocently behind you, hands crossed.

you yelped in surprise.

"this seat next to you taken?" they asked, grinning a bit.

"no, go ahead." you replied, taking another sip of your beverage.

hange zoe, i swear to god.