"come on y/n! you literally have feelings for hange!" connie exclaimed, slamming his hand on the table.

"you fucking dumbass, we're getting weird looks from everyone." jean scolded him.

"oh shut up, literally no one is staring." eren huffed.

"well actually no one look but...hange's group is staring." armin whispered, leaning in close to the center of the lunch table.

y/n froze, looking back slightly, turning your head gradually. until, your eyes locked with hange's hazel ones, and you melted.

you watched as hange lifted an arm and waved it gradually at you, a smile forming on her face. sitting in the table with to her was moblit, rico, nanaba, and levi, who were all casually staring at your group.

"dumbass, he said not to look." ymir muttered, her hand hitting your forehead.

"ymir!" historia scolded, and pushed ymir's hand off of yours, giving you an apology for her girlfriend shortly after.

"they've never stared at us before." eren muttered, turning his head away from them.

"yeah, it's creeping me out!" sasha exclaimed through a mouthful of food.

"just saying, they have only ever started staring after y/n's encounter with hange happened." armin said again.

"coincidence? i think not." mikasa stated, smiling a bit to herself.

"go y/n! who knew you could pull bitches so well, sheeesh." jean responded with a smirk, eyeing you shortly after.

"i don't know what you're talking about. she literally doesn't like me, and neither do i! it's literally been like two days since we started talking to eachother." you muttered defensively, crossing your arms.

"lesbian relationships go fast." ymir mumbled, as she smirked at you.

"what do you mean, you don't like them? you don't look at hange in a friendship kind of way, just saying." historia muttered.

"didn't you also say that they literally told you to text them. AND the amount of sexual jokes they tell you all the time?!" armin shrieked.

"sexual jokes? SHEEESH! i don't know y/n...she's into you." eren backed up armin.

"she isn't, and she's just a friend." you defensively spoke.

"it's what they all say." mikasa mumbled.

"we'll see if your still friends after she obliterates your insides." jean stated, a smile on his face.

"JEAN." you yelled at him, smacking him on the head, and the others laughed.

"not gonna lie, you deserved that one dude." connie said in between his loud laughter.

"you go y/n, FUCK HIM UP!" eren bursted out laughing.

"on a real note, you better hope you know how to please hange." jean said, rolling his eyes.

"huh?" you questioned.

"oh god, she doesn't know." mikasa stated calmly.

"y/n, hange used to like to sleep around or whatever. they love partying, and at each party you see them in the bathrooms eating a different person's face each time." ymir whispered, just loud enough for your table to hear.

your eyes widened.

"what?! you mean all those parties we went to-" you started.

"yes, y/n! hange was there at every single one!" connie exclaimed.

before anyone could say anything else, the bell rang, signifying that it was the end of the lunch period, and you all groaned in unison.

"i didn't finish my fooood." sasha groaned.

"well hurry up, we're gonna be late to class!" armin stated worriedly, grabbing his bag and rushing out the lunch room, to which you all followed him.

--

the final bell had rang, and you sighed in relief.

"finally." you muttered under your breath.

you strode over out of the building, making your long journey towards your dorm so you can rest up for the night. it had been an exhausting day and all you could think of was of your conversation at the lunch table with your friends earlier that day.

your phone buzzed, and you groaned, looking down at it.

cool bitches only🤤😫

eren
hey y/n
don't freak out but
hange is behind you

connie
LMAOAOOAA
u shouldn't have given her a heads up, i wanted to see what she'd do

sasha
LMAOOOO
y/n will freak out either way pls-

mikasa
u guys r so evil LOL

wait what?
she's behind me?
how do YOU guys know that?
wait omg
do i look behind me
is she watching-

armin
good luck!
we'll support ur gay ass from afar <3

historia
girl they're almost there get ready
don't freak out and embarrass urself pls

jean
sheeesh go y/n
get it ig
get that 🐱 demolished

connie
LMAOOOOOOO

STFU how close is she?😃

ymir
oh girl she's running now
mmm no maybe like doing a speed walk
girl nvm that's a full ass jog

mikasa
LOL y/n chill out u look tense

ARE U GUYS WATCHING ME???
WTF

armin
😁😁😁
we're not doing any harm now, are we?
i'll help u with ur math homework if u don't bring us watching u and hange up again

yk what-
fine😐😐
i still hate u guys though😃

eren
love u too shawty😫

--

"y/n!"

hange. they weren't lying.

"hange! hi!"

"you're walking to your dorms alone? where are your friends?"

"yeah, that's what i'm wondering!"

"i mean, i suppose i could keep you company and walk you to your dorm since you're so lonely..."

"i suppose i'll accept that offer."

they looked down on you, a smirk on their stupid little face.

"what?" you questioned, confused.

"oh nothing."

"what?!?"

"well usually when i used to walk people to their dorms, it ends up in a night of us going multiple rounds obliterating each other. i mean, if you know what i'm saying."

"HANGE-"

"what?! you asked...i was just thinking about that. and for your information, i stopped walking people to their dorms awhile ago."

"why's that?"

"i've got my eyes on someone else. besides, meaningless sex doesn't satisfy me that much anymore. i read somewhere that actually having feelings of lust and love for someone enhances your sex with them."

"and you're trying to sleep with me, so you like me?" you smirked, looking up at them.

"hey! i never said that! i just said i was THINKING about how i used to walk people to their dorms. i'm doing it as an act of kindness now, not trying to get laid!" they shot back, their face flushed.

you bursted out laughing.

"yeah yeah, whatever. who did you sleep with anyway?"

"can't remember. i only remember some of their faces. it's just random people at our college parties. i don't think i even have any contact with any of them."

"sheeesh. you're active, aren't you?"

"was. i focus on my studies now," they said, a small smile on their face. "hey, we're almost at the dorms. which ones yours?"

"i told you this! it's 234."

"oh? so you weren't lying when you said that?"

"why on earth would i give you a random persons dorm room..."

"i don't know, people can be weird sometimes."

"clearly you think i'm weird then."  you said jokingly, rolling your eyes.

"i never said thattttt." they sang.

"hey hange?"

"hm?"

"would you like to come inside?"

"oh. no, no. trust me it's fine. i have to go to levi and erwins apartment. i forced them to let me sleep over today."

you smiled at the last part of their statement.

"don't you live in the dorms?"

"yeah, but i get kinda lonely. i like having people."

"hey if you ever need me, i can always come over."

"i'll keep that in mind."

"hey, which one's your dorm room?"

"what, so you can set it on fire while i'm out?"

"you know that's not true!!" you said, laughing.

"it's 215." they said after the heaps of laughter from the two of you died out.

afterwards, you reached your dorm room.

"thanks for walking me here, hange. i owe you one."

"you're always owing me, aren't you? just saying, you always know how you can make it up to me."

"HANGE-"

they bursted out in laughter.

"oh god, i'm sorry, your face is just so hilarious!"

"whatever..."

"alright, bye y/n. have a goodnight."

"thanks hange, you too."

"and for the record, that one party we went to 2 months ago? i was gonna try to sleep with you until my friends told me i had no chance with you."

"WAIT WHAT?"

"nothing. see ya laterrrr." she said with a smirk on her face, walking away.

what.
the.
hell.
just.
happened.