"what brings you here at 2 in the morning?" they questioned, sitting down next to you.

"i was bored, to be honest." you said, taking one last sip from your tequila.

"tequila, huh? you don't strike me as the type to be into something that strong."

"funny you say that. i'm actually a beer drinker, but every once in a while, i like to take a little risk and shoot for a tequila."

"ah, i see." they said.

"hey, ben, can i get a whiskey? thanks." hange turned her head to talk to the bar tender, to which he gave her the whiskey and she began drinking it almost immediately.

"hey, hange. what are you doing here? aren't you supposed to be at levi's?"

"oh, i was. the apartment him and erwin live at is just across the street. they fell asleep and i wasn't tired, so i just came here instead."

"oh."

"can i buy you another drink?"

"i can't say no to a drink. so if it's okay with you, then go ahead."

they flashed you a grin and turned to the bar tender, ordering another round for the two of you.

just as you were reaching over to grab your drink from the counter, a hand snaked from behind you, resting on your thigh, and a woman's voice rang in your ear.

"hey, sweetheart. what do you say you come with me back to my place tonight?"

you turned around, in shock. the woman had blonde hair and breath reeked of alcohol. she kept nudging herself close to you, putting her hands on your hips and thigh.

"oh, uh. she's my girlfriend, sorry." hange stated calmly, standing in between you two, separating the two.

once the woman walked away, you grabbed your drink.

"thanks for that. if you weren't here, i don't know what i would've done. i'm bad with stuff like that."

"hey, no problem."

a comfortable silence fell between the two of you, as you both began quietly sipping your drinks.

after about the 4th or 5th round, you were actually quite wasted, and in no shape to return back to your dorm.

not only that, but it felt like the world was spinning and everything was blurry and hazy around you.

the last memory you had was of hange carrying you while it was dark as hell outside.

--

fuck, it was 2 pm.

you had just woken up from last nights events, and you and you had a severe migraine and hangover
with it too.

you were in your bed, and you yelped when you realized that hange brought you back home last night. quickly, you looked under the covers to check if you still had your clothes on, which you did.

you sighed in relief.

good, hange didn't do anything.

you heaved yourself up, checking your phone. you had one singular notification. it was just a text from hange, at 4 am.

it read: you were drunk as hell LMAOO, i walked u back to ur dorm and helped u in bed. i left advil and water at ur bed side so drink up. also, don't worry i didn't do anything to u i just helped u in bed and left <3

you smiled at the text before typing up a quick "thanks" and placing the phone down. shit, your head was killing you.

you quickly took the pill and chugged the water, before you started up a shower for yourself, since you literally reeked of alcohol from the night before.

--

after your shower, you got dressed and looked at the clock. it read that it was 3:30 pm. since it was really hot outside, there was nothing for you to really do, other than just sit in your room all day and make something of your dorm.

bored, you pulled out your phone and texted your group.

cool bitches only 🤤😫

goodmorning

eren
wdym gm
it's 4 pm????
LMAIHAIK

sasha
y'all this bitch was making a raucous last night at 4 am

sasha-
just bc we're right across the hall doesn't mean u need to expose me all the time🙄🙄🙄✌️

armin
awake at 4 am?
that's unhealthy y/n🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

connie
SASHA TOLD ME SHE HEARD HANGE TOO I REPEAT SASHA TOLD ME SHE HEARD HANGE TOO

ymir
AT 4 AM??? GOD DAMNNNN

historia
u guys must have had fun🥰

GUYS-
it's not like that omg-
we were just at the bar together and they brought me home since i was literally drunk asf

jean
lame
hurry up and get laid

mikasa
ur wasting time waiting around for nothing y/n 🥱

huh-
this hurts my tiny brain😕😕

armin
ok y/n listen
we love u so much u know that right
but...
ur dumb as fuck

connie
so much that it hurts

ymir
ur more oblivious and stupid than connie and i'm just being nice🙄

connie
😐😐😐

eren
i will not tolerate this y/n slander

mikasa
even if she's dumb as hell

guys-
stop bullying me😐✋

sasha
we're doing this for the greater good bestie

jean
y/n ur taking getting laid for granted it's painful to watch

ymir
idk y/n ur missing out on some good lesbian sex🤤🤤

you guys concern me sometimes
not everything is about getting laid guys🙄🙄✋

eren
well then😃

historia
ymir has a point 🤷‍♀️

mikasa
LMAOOOO
i have no words
at least some of us here know what we want @y/n👀

connie
stop rubbing it in our faces ugh some of us here don't have anything to enjoy😕✋

sasha
um connie u literally said like 2 days ago u don't ever want a gf  or something

armin
LMAOOOO

connie
everyone has their days😐

LMAOOO LOSER

jean
LMAOOO

armin
y/n u can't talk ur the same but here u are drooling over hange🙄✋

ymir
GOTTEMMM

i will now be leaving
to take my marvelous walk to the school library
goodbye😃👋

--
you sighed, throwing your phone on the table as you grabbed your dorm keys and opened the door, locking it behind you.

"to the library i go"  you muttered quietly, and oh what a surprise was waiting for you on your way there.