↳ ARCTIC MONKEYS WORLD DOMINATION (OROCHI'S VERSION😦) ??

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yeah so long story short i made it down the mountain way faster then everyone else did. the sun was still setting, and i knew well that mio would be working late tonight, since it was sunday, and she likes to get lots of work done to make monday less horrible.

she would get home late, so it honestly didn't matter what i did now.

while i was walking to... somewhere down the path, i was thinking maybe i should just go to mcdonald's or something and play in the play place with the rest of the five year old kids. yeah, i'll blend in just fi-

and then, my eye caught something a lil TOO interesting. well, not really, just unexpected. and you guys know how much god absolutely LOVES testing me, so how could i even be surprised??

it was none other then orochi ginba.

that bitch😐

he was sitting on a bench in that area where valt would occasionally do his training. you know, near that huge ocean area in front of it? where he would carry tires on his back and shit? yeah that place.

he had his eyes closed and arms resting on the back of the chair, head leaned back. is this mother fucker sleeping right now??🤨

real.

i decided to go approach him. why? 'cause i'm a nosy whore and FUCKING PLOT REASONS ARE MAKING ME😭😭🦶

god i hate my life.

so i skipped my dandy little self all the way over there, wondering what that low budget, no eyebrow, bad dreads, loser could possibly be doing.

actually, now that i think about it... what's up with that dudes hair?? are those dreads or just really matted up chunks of hair??😦

genuine question, by the way.

anyway... i came up from behind him like the sneaky ass ninja i was born to be. i leaned down to get a good look of his face, his head still leaned back on the chair. his music was so loud i could faintly hear it, as muffled as it was.

the song seemed familiar... the fuck is he listening to🤨??

i grabbed both his earbuds and took them out, grabbing his attention as he groggily opened one eye.

"..."

"hello motherfucker👹"

"AHH WHAT THE FU-"

i slapped my hand over his mouth before he could finish his sentence. "WHAT DON'T YOU BLADING WHORES UNDERSTAND ABOUT NOT CURSING?? THATS MY THING!!" i sighed shaking my head in disappointment, before jumping over the benches back rest and sitting next to him.

"dumb bitch🙄"

this motherfucker just stared at me for a good thirty seconds like i was crazy. "where did you even come from- actually, better question, why are you here?" he asked, slightly relaxing as he processed the situation.

"meh, plot reasons."

"what-"

"I MEAN OF COURSE I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU OROCHI!! ya miss me??" i asked, already knowing the answer (yes) while pulling a hair strand behind me ear BASHFULLY.

"...you are so weird." he sighed, finally relaxing as he leaned back into the bench. "it's getting late you know. what are you doing out? sun is gonna set soon. shouldn't you be home?" he questioned, not bothering to make eye contact as he merely stared at the ocean in front of us, the mixture of red, orange, yellow, etc, mixed with the water only adding to the AESTHETIC✨😍🤞

okay but seriously though, it was beautiful.

"eh, my sisters at work late, and i don't feel like being alone right now." i shrugged, knowing damn well i'm always alone, i just need a bullshit reason to not go home.

"what about your parents?"

"..."

"um, SO ABOUT THAT..." i VISIBLY cringed, knowing damn well the next few minutes we're gonna be corny as fuck. "their not really... in the picture. you know??🫦"

"oh?" he said, looking over to me with a curious look. "like, as in they work a lot? or just don't live in japan?" FUCKING DUMBASS.

"NO YOU DUMB BITCH THEIR DEAD🤬🤬" i raged. this is so not live laugh love core.

"..."

"..."

mother fucker was SPEECHLESS. goddamn it bro, this is so cringe wattpad coded i swear.

"..."

"oh, i see... sorry i asked." he pursed his lips awkwardly, looking down at the grass, slightly guilty for the way the topic went south.

i shrugged, not caring much. "it's cool. never even knew 'em. i don't get that depressed over it. i'm too alpha sigma for that." i debby ryan smirked, looking into the sunset like the main character i was born to be.

the atmosphere was quiet for while. not awkward, just quiet. peaceful even. the only sound being the small waves of the ocean clashing together, and the distant sound of children playing in the background.

"so..." he started, trailing off as he looked back at me, and we locked eye contact. gross. "i watched you're match against shu kurenai, and the one before that. congratulations on your win."

"AWW, IT WAS NOTHINGGG." i gIgGlEd, getting all cringe and shit. he sweat dropped, but cracked a noticeable smile.

"by the way, your bey," he paused, pointing to his ear, "i can hear it now."

"for real? what's he sound like?" i asked, genuinely curious as i leaned in more, smiling expectingly.

"lovely," he chuckled, before dropping the smile and squinting his (non existent) eyebrows. "but at the same time, kinda sounds like a drowning dyslexic parrot." MOTHERFUCKER😟??

"YOU BITCH." i raged, glaring at him like he was scum of the earth (he is).

he went on.

"it's the most chaotic thing i've ever heard. kinda concerning actually. makes me wanna rip my ears off. no offence."

"man i will shove your ass into this ocean to get eaten my sharks😐"

"PFFT-" he held back a cackle of amusement as i stared at him with that same goddamn emoji lookin face. suddenly i remember why i hate this guy-

"MAN FUCK YOU, YOU BITCH.🤬🤬"

"yo mama."

"YO MAMA BITCH!! bald headed ass😒" i scoffed, ignoring the way the hoe looked like he was bouta ball out laughing. THIS BITCH. i got up, flipping him off before turning my ass right around. "MAN FUCK YOU GANG I'M GOING HOME-😔"

and before i could go grab a loaded gun or something to come back and off this puta, i felt him gently grab my hand and pull me back down onto the seat. a little TOO close to him😦🤨??

"BOY GET YOUR ASHY ASS-"

"i was joking." no he wasn't. "you said you didn't wanna be alone. stay."

OKAY WELL I TAKE IT BACK. GET YOUR MALE ASS AWAY FROM ME.

is what i would of said if plot reasons weren't biting me in the ass. so i just sat there and stared at him like he was a freaking dumbass. which he was but still.

"come on, might as well?" he smirked, and leaned in a little TOO FUCKING CLOSE.

i immediately shoved his face away. "man get your pale face outta mine. but since i'm just SO nice... i will🙄" I HATE THIS WHORE.

"you're welcome🥱"

he rolled his eyes, laughing under his breath before turning back to the setting sun, and the increasingly darker sky. i noticed he still had one of his earbuds in.

it was quiet, so i decided to ask. "anywhore, whatcha listening to?"

"oh, uh, arctic monke-"

SLAM

"DID YOU JUST SAY ARCTIC MONKEYS😍??" i for real JUMPED on this mother fucker. like genuinely, i shoved him onto his back flat on the bench, on top of him as i grabbed his shirt collar, shaking him rapidly.

his face went bright red and he stiffened up, solid as rock.

wonder why...

"what are you doing?! get off-"

"WHICH SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TOO? WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE ALBUM?? WHOS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND MEMBER???" i was going off, bombarding this dude with questions as he just stared, startled.

"uh- it's arabella... i guess... but can you get off me now?!" he raged like some rabid little dog, looking away all red and junk.

"stop acting all mad! we're tryna bond over this and your negative attitude isn't helping🙄‼️"

"ARE YOU DU-"

anygay, i got off him, all while stealing his other earbud and putting it in, arabella being blasted. "damn, orochi. i didn't expect you to be cool, the fuck😨??"

"oh shut up."

"i don't shut up, i grow up, and when i look at you i throw up🥱🥱"

"get the fuck out."

"AYO I SAID NO SWEARING!!"

long story short this eventually escalated to a very deep conversation about music and our favourite artists. turns out, this mother fucker isn't a TOTAL loser.

haha, still fucking hate him though ❤️

"hold on- so your dad is like a world famous conductor or something??" i asked, still listening to his music blasting into my ear.

he nodded, "yup."

"damn, so you're like a music expert and shit?? orochi what the hell you should totally make me a playlist or something!" not gonna lie, i have a good feeling this guy has surprising amazing taste other then just arctic monkeys.

"yeah?" he yawned, staring up at the now pyltch black night sky.

"YEAH!!" i grabbed his phone and went to contacts, putting my info in. "you're welcome."

he stayed quiet, before smiling.

gross.

"come on, it's getting dark. i'll walk you home." he said, standing up from the bench as i did the same, shooting him a 'aw hell nah' look.

"motherfucker i don't want you knowing where i live🤨??"

"i'll give you my spare arctic monkeys poster."

"DEAL-"

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and that's the story on how that dumb bitch orochi and i became friends.

again, still hate him though.

the whole walk was just me yapping about whatever came to mind, him listening in silence. we stood (nastily😟) close to each other since we were still sharing earbuds, and the cord wasn't exactly six feet long soo...

we eventually reached my house and i took his earbud out. "thanks orochi." i smiled. "oh shit- sorry about that time i called you gay by the way." not that i was wrong.

"its fine." he shrugged, before smirking and leaning in— again, a little TOO CLOSE THERE BUDs

GET AWAY FROM ME🤺🤺🤺

"so," he started, before pointing to his cheek. "how about a kiss goodbye?"

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME😐"

"PFFT-"

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— extra ::

— short ahh chapter BUT TOO FUCKING BAD🤬🤬 you get what you get and don't get upset 🤲

— BY THE WAY YA'LL KNOW HOW Y/N SAID MARATION LOOKED LIKE CAPITANO FROM GENSHIN??

— YEAH WELL I LOW KEY STOLE THAT MF IDEA FROM @bobanext AND FORGOT TO GIVE CREDIT SOOO💀🙏

— here it is my bad bbg i meant no offence brother, love you fam 🫦🫦

— anyway....😍

— idk about you guys but i think orochi was flirting with y/n but maybe i'm just crazy who knows 🤷‍♀️

— shit...just wait till the bey club finds out...👹👹

— okay that's all bye 🙀🙀