❏ chapter, twenty nine.

↳ KARMA'S A BITCH !

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KARMA'S A BITCH

what the fuck...

I SHOULD OF KNOWN BETTER

hello...??

IF I HAD A WISH

SHUT THE FUCK UP-

"oh shit never mind it's just my alarm." i turned that whore off, forgetting the fact i changed the basic ass ringing to jojo siwa's new song.

to be honest y'all are just haters this song goes hard as hell argue with the wall🦶

i sat up in my bed, stretching as i smiled to myself and looked out the window like the true main character i was born to be.

"ahh... what a beautiful morning to go shatter some poor boys masculinity🥰"

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the entire bey club had all planned to head to xander's dojo for that whole training thing early in the morning.

don't ask about school, this anime has so many fucking plot holes.

we all decided to meet up at the train station. obviously i was last because i'm just so cool and special and had to make an entrance because I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER.

"there you are!! where have you bee- are you even listening." honcho deadpanned as i walked up to the rest of the group, texting on my phone and not paying them much mind.

"nope." i replied. believe it or not, orochi isn't actually THAT bad. even for a man.

i put my phone away, as i went to go stand near the rest of the group. "wussup hood gang."

"who were you talking to, y/n?" valt asked, coming outta no where.

"orochi."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"ginba?" daigo questioned, breaking the silence.

"yup."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"i thought you hated him."

"didn't you call him gay?"

"WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM."

"WHAT THE HECK Y/N ARE YOU TRYNA REPLACE US OR SOMETHING??" valt yelled getting all close to me and shit. i shot them all dwayne johnson eyebrow raises.

"NO?? he's just...like, cool." i shrugged, smiling as i recalled the memories form yesterday. not the cringe ones though, nearly threw up when i got home 'cause of that hoes corny little 'kiss goodbye🥺??' LIKE NO FUCK OFF YOU TWINK.

"I'M SORRY, AND WERE NOT??" honcho raged.

"..."

"are you serious right now."

"PFFT-" i slapped knee, trying not to laugh. "aww, don't feel jealous guys. i hate you all equally😜"

"...that doesn't make us feel any better-"

anyway, so long story short we hopped our asses into the train to get ready to do some training i was forced into. "valt why in the hoes are you sitting that damn close to me."

"I'M NOT!"

"YEAH YOU ARE- oh my freaking god whatever just don't give me your rabies." my eye twitched crazily as this little dwarf was basically CLINGING to me. yeah, he was sitting that close.

which is overall weird as hell 'cause he ain't usually like this, no matter how dysfunctional the little toe is.

"...so are you and that 'orochi ginba' guy like close or...?"

"meh."

"do you like him?"

"meh."

"do you hang out with him a lot?"

"meh."

"how much do you like him?"

"meh."

"more then me- i mean us??"

"DOES IT REALLY MATTER??" i snapped. getting a little suspicious over all these damn questions coming from valt. he never acts like this... but that could only be...

GASP.

VALT HAS A CRUSH ON OROCHI??😨😨

damn, did NOT see that coming...

i placed a hand on valts shoulder, nodding in slowly in understanding. "you know valt, i didn't see that coming, but if that's what you wanna leave bunny abortion for, i'm totally here for you man."

"...what-"

yeah... let's just say it was one memorable trip. the way up the mountain was sucky, of course, but bearable. things only got worse though when we got to the top and met up with xander and y*go.

when i tell you i shot that twink the most corny lil: 😦🤨😐🙄🖕

did i just spell that out in emojis? yeah, what's your point.

yeah, anyway, he didn't appreciate that very much but whatever.

"we made it!" valt exclaimed, excitedly jumping in front of xander, almost tripping due to the huge backpack he was carrying. "we are ready so settle the score!"

xander returned the enthusiasm, "yeah! that's the spirit!"

"we're so excited!" i'm not. "we've never done a team battle together!" let's keep it that way.

you know what? maybe i'm just a negative person but-

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nah never mind, there is no but. i'm just a hater, sue me 😒

"woah, seriously dude? never?" xander questioned, slightly surprised, "team battles are like a whole nother beast. but hey, you're gonna
love it!" no i won't.

"so what's the deal with the abnormally large bag?" yugo decided to open his mouth and speak. gross.

on cue, valt, nika, and toko all took off their backpacks and opened them, revealing them to be filled to the brim with bey bread. "it's packed with the bey bread my mom made us for lunch!"

"see if you can guess which bey is which!" nika leaguers, as her brother and her picked up some food and showed it off, the bread looking like all of our beys.

"ha! roktavor looks delicious!"

"i see valtryek and spryzen. hey, you got doomscizor?"

they all started conversation, somewhere along the lines nika and toko showed off the bread versions of keru and besu, making ken all happy and junk.

but i was too busy to acknowledge that, staring intensely at the bread version of maration. eventually shu seemed to notice how it seemed a little TOO quiet, as by this time i would be screaming profanities at literally everyone and making lives miserable because i can.

"you good y/n?" he asked, walking up to stand next to my crouched down form, staring at the bag of bread.

"yeah! do you not like it or something, y/n?" valt asked, tilting his head to the side with a disappointed frown.

"PFFT- of course not valt🙄 it looks awsome. i was thinking it's pretty ironic."

valt and shu both exchanged a look of confusion. "what is?" valt asked.

"it's the edible version of maration. it's funny cause i for real tried eating him earlier."

"..."

"WHY-"

"note to self, DO NOT put a bey in a microwave guys. it will blow up🥰"

"WHY WOULD YOU WANNA EAT YOUR BEY??" valt exclaimed a little TOO loud, everyone shifting their stares over here.

"HE WAS PISSING ME OFF!! HE SAID CHOCOLATE WAS MID!! SO I TRIED TO TURN HIM INTO ONE!!"

"this is why the principal will never love you back."

"DAIGO SHUT THE FU-"

"alright you two! lets not fight!" shu said, coming outta no where, tryna be different and shit and stealing my spotlight.

WHO'S THE MAIN CHARACTER HERE YOU INBRED ABORTED WHORE??🤬🤬

"wow! your moms got mad baking skills valt!" xander said, trying to change the subject and make sure a whole ass cat fight doesn't break out between be an daigo, even though we were literally side glaring each other.

'burn in hell.'

'this is why your parents don't love you.'

'suck my dick.'

'you don't have one.'

'I'LL MAKE ONE!!'

'HOW-'

yeah so we still have telepathy powers, by the way.

"she sure does! and we've been saving the best for last!" valt cheered, before whipping out a chunk of bread that was supposedly supposed to be xcalius. "yay! xcalius bread!"

"..."

"yikes😟"

"BE QUIET YOU JERK!" shu whisper yelled over to me, before smacking me over the head. "you are too blunt!"

"OW! WHAT THE FLIP-"

"nah, she's right! what is that??" xander cackled, yugo joining in. gross.

"what do you mean?! i did. try my best to remember what it looked like for you!" valt sulked, looking back down at the bread version of xcalius.

"drawing is not his strongest suit!" toko giggled, pulling out a really bad drawing made by valt. "this is the reference he gave to mom!" nika snickered.

"i can't tell if that's a octopus or a hairbrush😦"

"IT'S A BEY Y/N!! SHUT UP!!" valt raged at me, face going red in embarrassment as he got all close and shit, angry.

"PFFT- looks like a pokémon ball!" yugo cackled, holding his stomach as he wheezed at the terrible picture.

"you sure it isn't the pokémon!??" i said back, nudging his arm with my elbow (don't ask how i got that close to that creature so fast) and before we both knew it we were on the ground, rolling around like a bunch of crazy people, laughing till we had a six pack.

valt just stood there, slowly decaying away in embarrassment and shame. "you guys suck!"

the rest of them started having a whole conversation me and yugo were breathing heavy from our laughing attack. then we suddenly made eye contact.

"..."

"i still hate you."

"kill yourself❤️"

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eventually we all teleported into the dojo to start the so called team battle. xander and yugo were on one side, and me (the main character) and my friends (the homosexual supporting cast) on the the other.

"alright! let the sword flames vs the beigoma bey team battle begin!" xander announced, but i wasn't paying attention.

"uh, where's the rest of your team??" keru asked, acknowledging the very uneven numbers of bladers on each side.

"so you still haven't noticed me, huh?"

"AHHHH WHAT THE FU-" before i knew it i had whipped my entire body around and used my manly ass strength to kick the wall, two centimetres away from where the mysterious person was standing, leaving a full on hole in the pavement.

"..."

i slowly turned around to xander, foot still in the wall while the weird new guy was low key just staring at me.

"i will pay for that..." no i won't.

i turned back around to the guy in front of me. first thing i noticed? his long blue hair in a ponytail.

"that a wig??"

"no."

"oh."

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS TWINK LOOKING HOE HAVE BETTER HAIR THEN I DO??

he lying, it's definitely a wig.

i'm gonna burn it.

"is he some kind of ghost??!" valt yelled, pointing at the wig wearing tramp while we were kinda just intensely staring at each other. i was plotting on how to set the guys head on fire, not sure about him though.

xander barked out a laugh, "ghost, huh? well you're not that far off!"

"so he's a zombie...?"

"no."

"oh."

next thing i knew this blue haired, blue eyed crack, decided to step a little TOO close to me smiling and shit.

gross😰

"it's nice to meet you. names ukyo ibuki."

"wow, thats so amazing- CAN YOU BACK UP??" i took a step back, not wanting to be that close to a literal zombie. "goddamn...no respect, i swear..."

"sorry n/n, did he startle you?" xander chuckled, while that bitch you-gay just grinned like he did something. god i hate these motherfuckers.

before i could yell 'YEAH NO FUCKING SHIT🤬' at xander for tryna tease me or something corny like that, i heard this so called 'ukyo' laugh under his breath. "i think that hole in the wall speaks for itself, doesn't it?"

"HAHA, yeah your face is next mr. hatsune miku square up😐"

"wow, you always this feisty to everyone you meet?" he grinned, leaning his head down to my level, which was like two inches but whatever i think he just wants to act all tall and shit. loser.

"yeah, if you're a bi-"

"language, please, it's so barbaric really." he smirked, shrugging whilst turning to the side all prideful and shit.

"..."

"valt." i called, making a grabbing motion towards him as he started stepping away uncomfortably. i never removed my glare from ukyo.

"yeah....?"

"get my glock."

"someone please go hold her back before she mauls that guy." keru deadpanned, resulting in honcho coming up from behind me to try and drag me a good few feet away from that wig wearing rat.

too bad i wasn't done. i shoved honchos face away without breaking eye contact with that blue haired twink. "alright then whatever your name is, if you're in the sword flames, where have you been this whole time? lurking in the shadows? no wonder you're so pale😒"

"well, i can only imagine what a joy you are to have around 'n/n'." he forced a smile, eye twitching in annoyance. ALSO DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU TWAT. "but you know, hanging around, here and there. i'm what you would call the dojo's secret weapon..."

"is the weapon the fact that people take one look at you, assume you're fatherless, then take pity on you and let you wi-"

"OKAY THATS ENOUGH..." shu interrupted, him and honcho coming around me and snatched my ass away before i could whip out MY secret weapon...👹

not my cock.

my gun. (as soon as i get it from valts backpack).

get your mind out of the gutter

"as i was i saying..." ukyo cleared his throat, shooting me some nasty little look. "people know me as the shadow walker."

"the shadow walker??"

"wish i thought of that name..."

"sounds gay as fu- OW! SHU WHAT THE BALLS??" i yelled as he elbowed me in the rib cage. it wasn't even that hard. again, i'm just dramatic.

you-gay decided to pop into the conversation, having some proud smirk on his face, "the shadow walker doesn't usually show himself, so we don't always know where he is."

wow, so mysterious and cool.

#different🥰🔥🖕🦶🐺

"THATS THE COOLEST SUPERPOWER I'VE EVER HEARD OF- i mean...ahem, it's whatever. i just wait till you see my skills." honcho spoke. trying not to look like a total dork as that ukyo guy turned around to look at him.

"it's hard for mere kids to to see that...i've been with xander this whole time." he spoke, acting like we were supposed to be all impressive and shit.

"kids?? ain't this fucker the same age as us??" i whispered over to shu, still side eyeing ukyo like he was scum of the earth (he is).

hen he went in to say how he's been here all day yesterday, right by xander's side. on the trail, in the dojo, even while we ate. "—and you guys never even realized i was there." he finished.

"...that's gay as fu- OW! SHU STOP ABUSING ME!!"

"i'm getting the heebie jeebies!" keru spoke, followed by besu. "me too! must be contagious!"

"you were spying??" valt exclaimed, clearly shocked.

"i'm impressed but freaked out too..."

"he really is a shadow!"

"no kidding! he's got ninja skills!"

"imagine spying on someone..." i laughed hysterically, elbowing daigo. "COULDN'T BE ME😹"

he just looked at me like, 'y/n we ALL know damn well-'

'shut up whore, don't expose me.'

'go jump off a cliff.'

'you first mr. suicide.'

'fuck you.'

'WHAT-😨'

i WHIPPED my head back over to daigo, slapping a hand over my mouth in shock at what my mind reading ability just picked up, completely ignoring what was happening with the others.

"YOU BLADING TWINKS!! CURSING IS MY THING."

"oh shut up."

"i don't shut up, i grow up, and when i look at you, i throw up🥺!!"

"...what-"

i waved him off, paying my attention back to what was happening.

wow, i love being cringe 🥰

currently valt was being himself; friendly (gay). he was trying to give ukyo a hand shake, whilst introducing himself. "i'm valt! nice to meet you! face to face that is!"

"..."

ukyo didn't take his hand, making shit REAL awkward. "w-what is it?"

"i hold my launcher with that hand, i would prefer not to let future opponents touch it." ukyo finally responding, clutching his right hand with his left as a way of telling valt to fuck off.

what a dick😨

"ha... come on! it's only a handshake!"

ukyo went on, "the hand of a blader is a sacred thing..." no its not. "i except your handshake in my mind and i thank you for it🥰" then he started backing away after talking all hippie and shit.

"this guys a fucking twink- how easy do you think it would be to knock him out?? scale one to ten." daigo just side eyed me in response.

"..."

"negative three, if it's you."

"yeah, thought so."

"i don't get this guy..." keru perked up, even ken looked weirded out. don't blame him. "well i don't get much of anything!" realest thing besu has ever said.

ukyo suddenly came outta NO WHERE and came up to ken, startling him. "you're the one i don't get, my friend. are those dogs? i'm more of a cat person myself, why would you want a slobbering mutt on your hand all day-"

"I DON'T KNOW UKYO, YOU ASK XANDER HE HAS TO TAKE CARE OF YOU AND YOU-GAY AFTER ALL- OW! FUCKING STOP THAT SHU!!🤬" i was about to go full on out, rabid furry mode on this fucker (meaning shu and ukyo, their both little hoes) until xander's loud cackle interrupted.

"wow n/n! you sure bring free entertainment everywhere you go!" I AIN'T NO FUCKING CIRCUS ACT YOU FLAME LOOKING- "and ukyo, please try not to scare our guests!"

"just saying hello." he smirked, though i could feel the way he was directing his eyes in my direction. gross. he went over to join xander and yugo on their side of the room.

xander punched his palm, "okay then! lets get started!"

"hey wait! you're short on members! and there are six of us on our team!" valt explained, before quickly being cut off by honcho.

"hold on! shu isn't healed yet! that makes five-"

"more like four," i cut him off, and everyone turned to me who looked pale as a ghost, staring at the ground, hand in my empty pocket. "i fucking forgot maration again..."

"..."

"ARE YOU JOKING-"

"yeah i am." i cut him off AGAIN, whipping out my shiny, cute (dumbass) bey. "HAHA, i'm so funny🤩"

"..."

"guys...?"

"..."

"GUYS SAY I'M FUNNY."

"..."

wow. just wow. fake ass friends. absolute losers. they should all off themselves. not joking. i hope you all get hit by a bus. in fact make that three buses. i hope someone feeds you to a pack of dogs with rabies. i