❏ chapter, twenty seven.

↳ ARCTIC MONKEYS WORLD DOMINATION 🗣️🗣️ !

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long story short, we're gonna time skip to the second battle 'cause i can't be bothered to narrate all these hoes dialogue bro 😔☝️

both beys entered the stadium after their corny lil countdown, and honestly it went how you would imagine, except valt was faster then last time i guess.

thanks to this valt was able to dodge any attacks from xander, and coming up from behind xcalius to enforce a few hits.

unfortunately timing was fucked up, and the tables were turned once more so that xcalius was back on the attacking end. since xander flattened his launch before, it changed the trajectory of xcalius's spin.

after dodging valtryek's attacks from before, it was able to speed up and begin hitting valtryek from the side, then sending it right towards the spikes.

it's safe to say everyone low key started panicking at that sight.

"not good!"

"straight for the spiky zone!"

"if it hits that... valtryeks done for!"

"cowwabummer🤓☝️"

long story short valtryek did end up crashing into the spikes, but miraculously it didn't break, nor burst. instead, just lost a shit ton of momentum and was now wobbly as hell.

i wasn't worried though. when you say xcalius is an attack type bey, you really mean it. in fact, it focuses so much on that spectrum, it lacks in other compartments. such as stamina.

it's all about the hit, so once that's up, it loses energy fast.

on cue, xcalius started wobbling. SEE?? I'M SO SMART🙄

"uh oh, looks like xcalius is running outta juice!" xander said, awkwardly rubbing the back of his head, laughing it off.

"oh! who's gonna stop first?!" nika exclaimed, watching in anticipation as the battle became a competition of extreme stamina, which both beys lacked in.

"YO WHO WANNA BET ON THI- shit too late." i cursed as both beys stopped simultaneously, resulting in a draw.

BORING.

valt and xander both picked up their respective beys, beginning conversation, starting with the said red headed giant. "good work bro. your bey doesn't know when to quit!"

valt simply flashed a cheeky grin in return, "yeah we got a few things in common!"

xander let out a bark of laughter. "sure, whatever you say! but let's just see how you do on the third battle."

"don't you worry! you'll see!" valt exclaimed, and in that same moment i couldn't help but notice the way shu clutched his right shoulder, mumbling something to himself.

i somehow found myself standing oddly near him instead of with the rest of the bey club. don't ask why, i'm just so minecraft enderman core i guess 💪🥶

"yo you good there fam?" i asked, giving a dwayne johnson eyebrow raise. he looked over to me with his usual stoic look. then i remembered that time i cracked his shoulder, making the fucker almost scream bloody murder at the pain. "need me to numb that hoe again??🤨"

he visibly paled at the memory, "no...thanks..."

damn...

dumb bitch🙄

aight so time skip to xander and valts third battle where for some reason xander head switched his sword lookin ass launcher backwards, which for some reason made shu gasp in surprise.

i shot him a 'ayo what the fuck🤨' look.

"yo, the hell was that??" i asked, pointing with my thumb to the way xander was changing shit up. he looked over and we made eye contact for a short second, before he looked back away.

"nothing."

"DON'T YOU 'NOTHING' ME BI- i mean... pretty please with a cherry on top tell me??" YEAH YOU ALBINO FUCK, SPIT IT OUT. "shu, please?"

"..."

"fine."

"YES- i mean, thanks blud🥺☝️" i immediately got real close to him just for him to tell me all the details and shit. what can i say? i'm a hoe for secrets for real🥱

he got all stiff when our arms slightly touched and his cheeks had the smallest hint of pink on them, but i ignored that, knowing damn well it was hot as hell in here, so thats probably why🙄

he went on to monologue for me. "...his launcher is double sided. one being the 'power side', which he just switched too. on that side, the edge goes right to the tip, resulting in a far stronger launch."

"..."

"but...?" i trailed off, waiting for him to continue. "if it makes it stronger, why not always use it? what's the catch?"

he looked back over to the battle, where xander and valt had already started, both beys in the stadium. "the catch is that the stronger the launch, the harder it is to control. the risk of messing up gets bigger, but still, if it's successful, it's practically unbeatable- ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING??"

i looked back up to him, where i was originally staring at a huge ass beetle in my hand that i was inspecting. "huh? oh shit were you talking? my bad fam." i deadpanned, before shoving the stag beetle in his face. "what should i name hi- OW! WHAT THE FU-"

shu just shoved away my hand and started pinching my cheek super goddamn hard. YOU ALBINO FUCKER I SWEAR TO GO-

"don't ask me to explain stuff to you when you aren't even gonna pay attention!" he scolded, both of us ignoring the way the battle was practically over by now, with valt losing by a burst.

then he sent a nasty look over to the stag beetle in my hand. "and where did you even get that thing??!"

"I FOUND IT ON THE FLOOR! NOW STOP PINCHING M- OW!! OKAY! OKAY! I'M SORRY!!" he finally let go, sighing in annoyance.

I'M GONNA BEAT THIS BITCH UP, SWEAR TO GOD I AIN'T PLAYING NO MORE😐

"you are such a child." he deadpanned, crossing his arms and giving me scolding look.

"PROBABLY 'CAUSE I AM A CHILD??"

long story short this whole fight just ended in shu flicking my forehead and telling me to go away.
MOTHER FUCKER YOU AIN'T MY MOM🤬🤬

but then i did😒

not 'cause he told me too, just 'cause i and to go put mr. dinkles outside before xander's fatass stepped on him. he's the stag beetle i found, by the way.

i walked outside and put the little guy on a tree, before running back into the dojo only for a FUCKING EARTHQUAKE TO HIT??

as soon as i stepped inside, a huge rumbling sound filled the area with everything shaking rapidly.

"stop drop and roll!!"

"what's making that sound?!"

"AW HELL NAHHH I AIN'T WANNA DIE WITH YOU LOSERS😭‼️"

"i hope it's not thunder!"

"everything is shaking!"

"what's going on?!"

ayo guess which one was me🤓☝️

then we all got interrupted by a loud bark of laughter coming from xander, "sorry about that guys! it's just my stomach!" and then on cue, his stomach began rumbling and it was like a thunderstorm all over again. "what do you guys say about grabbing a bite to eat?"

"..."

*takes out phone cutely and presses some buttons and shit then putting phone to ear CUTELY* "mio, come pick me up. i'm scared."

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"goddamn... y'all are fatasses😨"

"YOU ATE MORE THEN XANDER DID??" honcho raged, while i gave him a nasty side eye in return. like what the fuck leave me alone manga ass??

"that's different🙄"

"NO ITS NOT!!"

xander just let out a heart filled laugh, "dang n/n, i gotta give you credit though! never seen a girl with your appetite before!"

i pulled a hair strand behind my ear BASHFULLY "...aww shuck-"

"i don't think that's a compliment."

"IT IS TO ME DAIGO SHUT UP!!" i raged as the little emo whore was tryna humble me or some shit?? mother fucker don't try me i'll whip off that fatass bandana of yours and flash your huge ass forehead to everyone, i do not care.

"well, as don't know about you guys, but i am done!" honcho announced, placing a new sucker inside his mouth before standing up. "what do you say xander? ready to take me on next?"

xander just laughed once again. it's starting to remind me of a rich british person laugh. you know?? "hilarious, seriously you should know i can't hold back in battle!"

"good! 'cause i don't remember asking you to hold back!"

THEN OF COURSE THAT BITCH YOU-GAY JUST HAD TO RUIN ALL THE FUN.

"hold on, didn't you just lose to valt in district tournament? why would xander fight someone who already lost?" he said all snarky n shit.

"why are YOU so overprotective of who your captain faces? you gay or something🤨?"

"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE-"

honcho just ignored our little argument and barged back into the conversation. "who you callin' a failure?? i beat valtryek tons of time in battle! i have witnesses! right y/n??"

"who are you again."

"ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NO- never mind, your impossible!" he raged before whipping out his bey, showing it off to xander. "fear the roktavor!"

"roktavor, you say?" xander repeated, suddenly looking a lot more intrigued. "hold on, doesn't that mean you're kiyama? well why didn't you say so?? HAHAHA-"

i cringed when he suddenly burst into laughter again. like dann, i know honchos face is kinda goofy but still.

"wait, then why does everyone here call you honcho??" xander cut himself off, giving a confused look.

i whipped my head to honchos direction, giving a massive dwayne johnson eyebrow raise. "true, why DO we do that?? i always just thought it sounded kinda goofy, so thats why i did it🤨"

"GODDAMN IT Y/N- never mind!" honcho scoffed, turning back to xander. "probably for the same reason everyone calls you xander!"

"bro it's pretty obvious my first to name 'alexander'. not really that much a stretch there..."

"yeah rantaro use that big head of yours‼️" i nearly choked on air about to laugh at the way he looked at me, no longer calling him honcho.

sue me then, the fuck??🤨

"yo shu, was honcho any good before we came around?" valt parked up, and i looked over to shu who was sitting next to me.

DON'T SUE ME BITCH I DIDN'T WANNA SIT NEXT TO THIS ASSHOLE GOD JUST HATES ME OKAY??🤬🤬

"oh yeah, one of the best in the district tournaments. everyone knows his name. their always rooting for him. he's got a lot of fans."

"..."

"THAT POKÉMON LOOKING MANGA PANTS STUFFER😨??" i looked at shu as if he was being held at gun point, forced to say all this.

"SHUT UP Y/N!!" honcho raged, overhearing the conversation while shu just sweat dropped awkwardly. "so what do you say xander! we doing this or what??"

"bring it!" xander challenged before turning over to shu, "hey shu, it's about time you head to my gramps for your checkup. you got an appointment, remember?"

"yeah, you're right." shu nodded.

guys... when i tell you i absolutely WHIPPED my head over in their direction... like, you mean... mr. shakadera😍?? COUNT ME IN-

"oh, by the way n/n," STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT YOU RED HEADED HOE. "my grandpa said that if it was possible, he wanted to talk to you about something. not sure what was up." xander spoke, looking confused himself.

"FOR REAL??" i shot up from my seat, earning a lot of really weird looks from everyone, but as if i cared about that. MR. SHAKADERA WANTS TO SEE ME?? HELL YEAH.

"WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR RABBIT??? LESS GO!" and just like that i BOOKED it to a random direction.

"..."

"so who's gonna tell her that the wrong way?" xander said, startled by what just happened.

shu just sighed, tired of y/n's bullshit. "i'll go get her."

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yeah so long story short i ran the completely wrong way and once shu (such a bitch btw) got a hold of me, he flicked my forehead and started dragging me the right way while i sang an arctic monkeys song 'cause live laugh love alex turner.

"WHY'D YOU ONLY CALL ME WHEN YOUR HIGH-😩😩"

"are you done."

"NUH UH! ARCTIC MONKEYS WORLD DOMINATION BRO!!" i announced, ignoring the way shu was slowly going crazy by the way his eye was twitching in insanity.

he sighed, giving me an exhausted look, "you mean that dumb band from the uk?"

...what the fuck did this bitch just say😐??

"LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FU-"

FLICK

"LANGUAGE." he scolded, all mad n shit while he flicked my goddamn forehead for the 3527728 time this week.

"OW! SHU WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME BRO- actually never mind, i'm way meaner to you😨" i deadpanned, suddenly remembering all the times i've wronged him. "my bad💔"

just kidding i don't feel sorry for shit.

anyway, i'm gonna go add 'doesn't like arctic monkeys' to my list of reasons on why i hate (and should maybe off) shu.

he sighed, shaking his head in disappointment, "you're so immature... i feel like i'm babysitting every time i'm around you."

"WELL DAMN YOU DIDNT HAVE TO PUT IT LIKE THAT!!" MAN FUCK YOU SHU GO KILL YOURSELF🤬🤬

(not joking btw🥰)

"also, how could you not like arctic monkeys?? their such a good band!" i scoffed, giving him some nasty side eye as we finally made it to mr. shakadera's dojo area where his office would be. "you're just a lil hater."

he rolled his eyes, "i don't know, i've just never liked their music."

"well, what have you listened to?" YEAH YOU BASIC WHORE TELL ME.

he purses his lips, squinting his eyes trying to remember. "i think it was called '505' or something? it wasn't actually that bad... i guess it just didn't stick."

"damn..." i mumbled, as we began to walk into the dojo. "you picky little hoe😐"

"OH BE QUIET!"

i shrugged, and sighed and we began to make our way to mr. shakadera's office. "oh well, to each his own." i waved him off before changing the subject, "how's that shoulder of yours holding up anyway?"

"...better. it'll be healed in time for the national tournament." he answered as we stopped in front of mr. shakadera's office door. "hey, what did he xander's grandpa want from you, anyway?"

"i don't know, probably to talk about that time i threw a flame thrower at him ACCIDENTALLY 🥰"

"...you what-"

"or maybe just to talk about that time i numbed your jacked ass shoulder. but you know, flame thrower too."

"why are we friends with you again??"

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yeah so long story short, it was just to ask me a bunch of questions on what i did to shu's shoulder that time since APPARENTLY it could have been 'DaNgErOus' if i had fucked it up but... whatever.

after a good hour of being cooped up in that office with those two, the sun was starting to set, and eventually we had to meet back with the others in front of the dojo.

"yo valt!!" i waved as me and shu walked out of the dojo doors and i spotted the bey club waiting at the top of the mountains staircase for us.

"hey y/n! you missed honcho's battle with xander! what did that old guy want from you anyway??"

DON'T DISRESPECT MY HUSBAND YOU DWARF FUCKER HE AIN'T THAT OLD🤬🤬

"man i don't know, i think he had a crush on me or something-🤭"

"he just wanted to ask her questions." BUNNY ABORTION SHUT THE FU-

i shot shu the nastiest ass side eye ever at him not feeding into my delusions like a good friend would. oh wait, we're not friends. i hate his ass
🤓☝️

"thanks for coming you guys! i had a blast!" xander exclaimed, and i low key couldn't help but be SHOOK by how positive and chill this man- i mean boy(??😨) was.

"definitely! best day ever!" valt replied while i was in the background low key already walking away 'cause i WANNA GO HOME.

i could hear nika in the back be all like "hold on, shu, why aren't you coming with us?"

and him answering all like "i'm gonna stay 'cause i fucked up my goddamn shoulder so bad, ignoring all of y/n's warnings, and now paying the price😍😍" ...okay he didn't actually say all that but you know what i mean.

"GUYS CAN WE GO?? I THINK I LEFT MY MINECRAFT WORLD ON😢" EVERYONE ignored me.

fake ass bitches yo.

then shu started talking about the national tournament, and how valt had to make his way there as well, which caused me to look back like 'girl what the fuck is you talking about'.

"HOLD ON HERE FAM👩‍🦯" i spoke, coming out of no where. "valt lost in the district tournament. like, BAD. no offence." i ignored the way valt sent me a 'stfu' look.

"how he gonna make it to nationals🤨??" yeah shu you delusional hater SPIT IT OUT.

"he still has a chance, trust me on this one." he responded and i gave him a 'girl wtf' look because he knows damn well i DON'T trust him at all.

"certain bladers that lost at the districts get the chance to battle it out in the regionals. if you win there, you get to move on to the national tournament. chosen bladers will receive invitations, so there is a possibili- ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING??"

i was not. i was too busy staring up at a cloud that kinda looked like a penis.

#aesthetic✨✨❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🥰🥰🐺🐺

of course this peeked the interest of valt and the rest of the bey club (not the penis cloud) as they started talking about how they might have a chance (not with the penis cloud, with the regional tournament).

then i saw valt having some main character moment, staring at some lucky charm bracelet he had on his wrist. "okay then! time for some special training!" valt cheered, as xander chimed in.

"yup! better start training if you wanna make it in the regionals. you know, we should keep battling each others teams." what the fuck did he just say. "you up for it?" NO??

and then you know what happened? VALT FUCKING AGREED. LIKE BITCHES I DON'T WANNA KEEP COMING BACK HERE TO CHEAT ON DADDY PRINCIPLE WITH MR. SHAKADERA??😭🙏

he's just my side chick to be real, no one could EVER compare to daddy principle.

then xander, shu, and valt all had some corny ass main character moment where they did their gay little 'bey bump' while saying how they were all gonna meet at nationals.

LIKE MOTHERFUCKERS I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING WHO THE REAL MAIN CHARACTER IS HERE?? 🙄‼️ (it's me btw)

i just stood there like a freaking stick man watching them as the rest of the bey club were just standing there as well,