Today was another normal day for y/n

Like.. actually a normal normal day.

Except when y/n returned back from work she was literally so exhausted she didn't even changer her clothes to go to sleep.

The next day when she woke up, she wasn't having it, something just told her to ditch work this time to stay at home and 100% the region of Fontaine on genshin impact.

But just as she was about to open her game, a knock came from her door, she opened it and was met with the tall figure of the dirty blond haired idealist, Kunikida, who was glaring daggers at her.

"Oh, hey kunikida!! I was just about to go to work! Aha! Mhm mhm! Totally!"

What betrayed her was the song of her game playing from her room, it was so loud that kunikida heard it.

"..."

"IM SORRY, OKAY! ILL GET READY!"

"Took you long enough."

"Stfu what are you doing here anyways."

"Ranpo told me youd skip today, and now I'm going to be late because if you!" The two detectives were walking together towards the agency, kunikida holding his notebook and y/n was playing on herphone. "My baaaad."

Once they arrived to the agency, kunikida opened the door as atsushi Imediatly showed up with a scared expression. "KUNIKIDA HELP ME!!"

"What's happening?" Kunikida asked as y/n chunkled when she took a peek behind atsushi.

"Kuuuniiikiiiidaaa!!! Y/n!!!!" A literally insane dazai was jumping all over the agency doing weird stuff. "I finally did it! I'm finally dead in heaven!!"

"You'd go to hell bitch."

"What happened to him tho?" Kunikida turned to look at atsushi as he showed her dazai's complete guide of suicide and a colorful mushroom.

"Yikes."

"Kunikida! You have to help me!" The albino haired man cried to the blond who simply ignored him saying that he has job to do and told atsushi to deal with it.

"Y/n!! Can't you do something!?!?!??" Dazai started wrapping atsuahi in bandages as y/n was literally rolling on the floor laughing. "No <3 I like seeing dazai make a fool out of himself."

"Kunikidaaa!" Dazai jumped infront of kunikida's desk playing with his cheek while trying to annoy him. "Come with me to heaven! There's rainbows there, illimited alcohol tons of food! And bunch of kittens to watch sleeping!!"

"..."

Kunikida was done with dazai's bullshit as he tackled him to the ground with so much force that the brunnette legit fainted. And y/n couldnt help but laugh even more as the blond kept trying to get her to shut up.

Atsushi kept wondering how and why these two were partners and just how the fuck y/n got into the agency as an actual member.

"Sir kunikida, the president has new orders for you." The secretary of the president came inside, tottaly ignoring the chaos, and told the blond who was making sure dazai wouldn't get up any time soon.

"Alright then, let's go- wait.. where's y/n?" Kunikida turned around but didn't find the h/c nette.

"ATSUSHI IS NOW MY DISCORD KITTEN GUYS!!?"

"W-WHAT?!?"

she may have tasted that mushroom.

"Kunikidaa can you carry me? I'm anemic so it would be considered as helping out old people."

How does that even make sense..? Atsushi sweat dropped.

"I don't care."

"You're mean, kill yourself."

It was now sunset as the a group consisting of kunikida dazai y/n and atsushi were strolling on an factory near the port for their new quest.

"I can carry you, y/n!!" Dazai sudently approached the h/c haired girl with a menacing smile.

"No, you'll drop me."

"Was it too noticeable?"

"Youre the main reason to why I have trust issues." Dazai faked a sad expression. "Bang your head in a wall if you have a problem."

"I hope you stay alive."

Atsushi actually laughed when y/n told dazai to stay alive, since the man wants to kill himself it only made sens to pray for his life to last.

Dazai noticed this as he cried out dramatically saying that his last will to live is gone.

"Hurry the fuck up and stop slacking! I'd we keep up this pace we arrive 2 minutes and 55 seconds late." Kunikida yelled out as he turned to glare at the three of them, even if atsushi basically did nothing.

"Waaaw, that'd be a shame." Dazai sarcastically remarked, as y/n elbowed him while laughing "The end of the world for real!"

They were at each other's throat just some moments ago...

"Is it okay for me to come along?" Atsushi sudently asked with worry is his tone, the whole time he had kept his head low since he was still new to the agency.

"Trust me, if anything I should've been the one not comming." Y/n said as she walked faster so she could be besides atsushi, dazai felt something harsh stab his heart once she left his side to walk beside the white haired man.

"Your ability might be needed in this case, y/n. as for atsushi, concider it as part of your rookie training." Kunikida answered, not bothering to turn around and look at the two, y/n just shrugged it off.

"This case involves solving series of disappearances in Yokohama."

'Where the fuck would my help be needed in this type of case???'

"If I recall, tourists visiting Yokohama, keep disappearing one after another, right?" Atsushi asked, eager to know more, imediatly earning an answer from kunikida: "We have an anonymous tip, the victims have been abducted and imprisoned in a certain location."

"An anonymous tip... how suspicious and wonderful!" Dazai lazily tucked his arms behind his back walking with no shame.

"It's feels like among us!"

"Ok no, you're just stuck in 2020."

"It was a peak period, yall know nothing."

"Stop changing the topic at hand. Anyways, we've arrived." Kunikida scolded as he opened some door that led to a basement.

"Oooh!"

Getting down the stairs, kunikida taking the lead as the ada members arrived to a dark place where only the light of numerous computers served as guid through the darkness. In the middle of it laid a table with a fish tank, looking absolutely stunning due to the blue lightning.

Infront of the numerous computers a teen age boy could be seen admiring his fish.

"How goes it, informant?" Kunikida asked, getting closer to where the boy was.

"Hey four eyes. Are you still a slave to your notebook?" The boy remarked, wich caused y/n let out a chunkle.

"No but why is this comeback kinda good." She wishpered to the suicidal besides her who just kept snickering with her.

"You think you can talk like that to a detective agency when you're a cyber criminal? If you get arrested, your deceased father will be most aggrieved."

"Don't bring my father into this." The boy scoffed before turning to face the ada members.

"More importantly, you're late. Isn't that unusual for you?" When turning around, he sent a provocative smirk towards kunikida. "I wonder why tho, perhaps you've got yourself a date?"

"No at all, dates should be with a chosen woman, followed by marriage six years later. That is what's written in this notebook-"

"PFT- HAHAHAHAHHA"

everyone turned around to look at y/n who was literally laughing her ass off.

"AHHAA!! I DONT KNOW WHATS FUNNY? KUNIKIDA THINKING HE CAN PULL WOMEN OR THE FACT THAT HE THINKS THERE IS A WOMAN WILLING TO ACCEPT TO BE RULED BY A NOTEBOOK!!!"

"Shup up y/n no one asked about your fucking opinion!" He turned around glaring at the girl wich didnt help but made her laugh harder.

"And to your vicious mind! I actully have chosen someone to marry for the next four years!" He adjusted his glasses, as y/n started calming down from her hysterical laugher.

"Oh..."

"Are these two new?" The cyber criminal whos name she learned was Rokuzou asked, eying y/n and atsushi. While y/n shook her head. Atsushi straightened his posture introducing himself.

"I'm Taguchi Rokuzo, an informant, as simple as it is. For the right price I can dig up dirt of anything." Strangly, the short haired boy was looking at y/n.

"Mhm? Oh yeah right you don't know me- I'm ayaline y/n I guess, I like project sekai and my mbti is (mbti)!! My astrological sign is (sign) oh! I also like playing genshin! And-"

"Okay that's enough, did you figure out who's behind the anonymous tip?" Kunikida shushed y/n as she silently prayed for his death, while sighing.

"Yeah, it's the Azure Messenger..."

"What." Kunikida sudently went serious mode and atsushi got confused.

"They're a group terrorist I think? Bro their leader died so I don't remember shit about what happened." Y/n wishpered to the now more confused atsushi. Talking quietly to not disturbute the convo Kunikida and Rokuzo were having.

After that she kinda zoned out, mostly staring at the tropical fish on Rokuzo's table.

"I just called a tab, we'll go to the abandoned hospital mentioned by the tipster now." Kunikida said, tucking his phone in his pocket looking at the view of the port at night.

"Kunikida kun, why are you looking after the Rokuzo boy?" Dazai sudently asked, turned around to kunikida's direction.

"What do you mean?"

"Its not like you to give a hacker a Job, you could've talked to him on the phone, but you took the time to meet him face to face. His father's deceased isn't he? Are you trying to be his dad?" Dazai started giving his reasoning, while kunikida just scoffed.

"Bro. You literally just answered your own question?" Y/n looked at him with a 'are you being fr or is it just to annoy him' kinda look, and he nodded.

"We came here so that Atsushi could meet our informant, y/n also. that's all there is to it."

The cab kunikida ordered sudently arrived and everyone got in. Kunikida was sitting at the passenger seat, while atsushi y/n and dazai were on the back.

Atsushi was awkwardly sitting in the middle since y/n and dazai beat him to the window seats.

"This driver's another one of our informants. He was a stage actor in his former life." Kunikida started, introducing the driver.

"Like Tsukasa Tenma!" Y/n sudently cheered.

"Tsukasa tenma?" Atsushi asked.

"Now that I think of it, I should definitely introduce project sekai to you atsushi! It would be fun!!!" Y/n's eyes sparkled as she took atsushi's hand. The boy backed away a bit taken aback but he composed himself just in time.

"Y/n, be fucking serious for once."

"Okay dad."

"The stage life is hard, I couldn't made good money so I switched careers." The driver said, eying the road with his closed eyes.

Don't ask how.

"From a stage actor, to an informant. Woaaw, your life must have sucked." Y/n said diverting her attention to the window.

"That was the right decision, he knows more about Yokohama than anyone anyone I know. He also saw two of the eleven victims right before they were abducted." Kunikida said, as the cab turned aggressively, making y/n take a hold of the closest thing to her wich was atsushi.

"!?!"

"Bear with me, I ain't letting go of you for shit or else I might aswell just die!"

The way bro was driving in wasn't as clean as the roads on the city, making the cab make aggressive jumps as the three on the backseat of the car were praying for their life.

"Are you sure these were the people that you saw." Kunikida handed him a photo of two persons.

The man, still with his eyes closed, approved driving them to their hotel as they got back from the port.

Dazai sudently took the two pics out of kunikida's hands looking at them. "I see, I have a hunch! Look at these photos. They're both wearing glassed! That means this is a serial glasses abduction case!!!" He showed the pictures to kunikida with a bright smile.

"This is your time to shine, kunikida kun!!!"

"Some of the victims don't wear glasses. You can't say it's a pattern." Kunikida angrily said, taking the picture back from dazai only for y/n to snap them out of his grasp again.

"Omg their clothes are kinda matching too!! They've got that old person energy and everything, so it's still kunikida's time to shine!!!"

"STOP SPEAKING LITERAL NONESENSE!!"

!Bungou secrets!

- kunikida's date only accepted a date from him two years ago because at that time she tought he was rich.

- y/n told him that she gave off gold digger vibes but my boy is delulu!

!mei (author) secrets!

- I'm still traumatized by that chuuya/dazai/gojo figure accident.