"Its creepy.."

"Its kind of nice.."

"Dazai, you need professional help."

"So do you."

the 4 detectives arrived at the abandoned hospital mentioned by the tipster, who was confirmed to be the Azure messanger.

"You two better not have eaten another weird mushroom." Kunikida crossed his arms over his chest, shivering a bit.

"Oh my~ are you scared kunikida san?" Y/n started giggling.

"Of course not! From what I'd be afraid huh?"

"I don't know? Ghost or hunted spirits! I've always loved stories about these kind of things!"

"Shut up I'm not afraid of these stupid things."

"Then hurry up!!!" Dazai said as The four ada members kept walking through the hospital, and the humid atmosphere didn't help at all but make the place 10 times more scary.

"You foul, in this kind of movie those who are careless and get ahead of themselves are the ones who die first."

"That's nice!" Guess who said that.

"NAH CAUSE YOU WATCH HORROR MOVIES?? I TOUGHT YOU ONLY LISTEN TO RADIOS?!!!" Y/n sudently started laughing her ass off along with dazai.

"HAHAHAHHA, CANON!"

"CAN YOU TWO LOWER YOUR VOICES!" Kunikida yelled at the two since the hospital was pretty much abandoned their voice were echoing sounding 10x louder than they should've.

"To be honest for an abandoned hospital this place is pretty sus..." y/n sudently said, walking faster in order to catch up with everyone, not wanting to be left behind.

"How so?" Kunikida asked, as she began walking beside him.

"I saw some surveillance cameras who seemed like they were intact."

"I see."

"Hey,,, look at these footprints." Atsushi snapped the two from their talk as he pointed to some footprints on the ground.

"They are still fresh I think."

"Because you tasted them?"

"N-no that's not what I meant!!"

"Kidding!"

"Y/n stop it. Can you guys hear that?" Kinikida bent to take a look at the footprints before standing up.

"HELP!!!"

"Ok now that's scary,,,"

"I think it came from the basement!"

They all started running downstairs to where the cries of help were heard. Kunikida being the first one to arrive, seeing a woman with only her undergarments in a tank full of water, he shot it before destroying the glass and getting the woman out of there.

That woman had long black hair with blue eyes? Y/n couldnt tell since the lighting wasn't helping that much. Just after dazai gave her his jacket, she started thanking everyone while introducing herself.

Her name was Sasaki nobuko, a lecturer at a university in Tokyo, she was likely one of the victims of this whole kidnapping series.

"Are you feeling alright Sasaki san? I guess you were being drowned in water but do you want some water?" Y/n bent over so she could look at the sitting Sasaki directly, with a smile on her features.

"Y/n! What do you think you're doing? This isn't funny!" Kunikida said, grabbing the shorter girl from her collar to drag her out of Sasaki point of view.

"But I'm only being conciderat! Her troat must been sore from yelling! Or is it perhaps- never mind!, life is hard!"

"Just wait till we get back at the agency."

"...*Waits till we get back at the agency*"

"Anyways Sasaki san, did you see who abducted you?" Dazai asked, the black haired girl apologized shaking her head.

"Dazai, what's you're take in this situation?" Kunikida asked, tucking his hands on his pockets.

"I say she's sexy as hell."

"NOT HELPFUL!"

"but true." Y/n smiled, while dazai nodded.

"Y/n... but you- nevermind." Atsushi sighed deeply.

"O-oh, right.. there should be others who were abducted here."

"how'd you know that?" Y/n asked titling her head.

"I've heard voices just as I began drowning in the tank."

And before you know it, kunikida dazai and atsushi began searching for the abducted people, while y/n stayed with Sasaki.

"Tell me, Sasaki san..." y/n started, breaking the silence between them, and the black haired woman looked up at her, humming.

"What kind of mascara do you use?" Sasaki sweat dropped, she wasn't expecting that kind of question from the h/c nette since the tone she called her out with was serious.

"W-well, I use the heimish mascara. Why tho?"

Ooooh

"I use l'Oreal Paris, because oui oui baguette." Y/n said with a bright smile, while Sasaki sweat dropped, the long black haired woman was probably thinking that y/n was weird for talking about makeup in this kind of place

"Oh my! Your face is so soft! What do you use for skin care?" Y/n wudently got dangerously close to Sasaki, playfully fidgeting with her cheeks while the woman blushed from the sudent closeness.

"W-well I usually just put sun screen on?"

"Wich brand?" Y/n asked with a smile.

"La Roche posay."

"OMG A FRENCH BRAND TOO??" Y/n giggled while taking a hold of Sasaki hands. "I don't care what you say right now cause you're officially my bestie!"

"O-okay.."

Soon enough atsushi found the abducted people and called for kunikida who was determined to help them, but because of some kind of gas dazai had to held him back unless the idealist wanted to die aswell.

"Victimes of Yokohama's serial abduction case were found. But perished when a civilian detective agency conducted and independent raid...."

Back at the detective agency atsushi was reading out of a journal.

"Well, isn't this article lovely!" Y/n sat beside him on her work chair looking over his shoulder. She noticed he had a bitter expression on his face to wich didnt help but make her sad aswell. "Well, that's part of our job isn't it? Not every mission has to be a success."

"I know but still, I couldn't do anything. I was useless,,, again."

"Dunno if it will make you feel better but I was talking about makeup with Sasaki san."

"What-"

"Y/n, get back at your work." Kunikida called out, and y/n noticing his dropping voice didn't fight with him like she usually does amd went to her own desk to complete her work. "Life is seriously hard."

"That was the enemy's objective all along." Kunikida stated.

"You're saying they were trying to frame the agency?"

"Yup." Y/n still joined in the convo from her desk.

"Maybe it wasn't my time to shine at all." Sighing, the tall man adjusted hid glasses with sorrow.

"Kunikida, don't let yesterday's regrets take over your whole day. Don't use your future to dwell over your past." Y/n got out of her seat to stand beside her friend patting his shoulder.

"Woah y/n, your words are so wise." Atsushi genuinely said, feeling like his mood is already better. "Yeah I saw these on a motivation tiktok video!"

"Oh."

"Anyways, where's miss Sasaki."

"She should be in the infirmary."

When the three went to the infirmary to check on Sasaki, they were surprised- not to say, not expecting dazai out of everyone to be with her while she laid on the bed and he was sitting beside her on a chair, talking and laughing.

"O-oh, thank you so much for saving me the other day." She said with a soft voice noticing atsushi kunikida and y/n entering the infirmary.

"Not to mention, you even let me stay at your residence last night. So I'm very grateful to you."

"Its totally fine Sasaki san!" Dazai gave her a smile, and she smiled back.

"Well- that just hit hard, huh."

Kunikida was beyond shocked, it seemed like his face was drown out of colors while atsushi's turned into a blue weird hue.

"Im... deeply indebted to mister dazai."

"Don't worry miss Sasaki!"

"I-is that something detectives are allowed to do?" Atsushi hesitantly asked, still chocked, while y/n ignored his question and went beside Sasaki.

"Sasaki san! Tell me, how big was it?" Y/n asked while smiling, making atsushi literally faint while kunikida was this close to hanging himself, dazai just chunkled.

"Its pretty big if I do say so myself, but it was nice overall."

"Oooh I see!"

"It seems like Sasaki san didn't know who abducted her. She apparently faints a lot due to anemia. That's why she fainted on the day she was abducted." Now the detectives were the main office with dazai stating whatever, while doing his work on his computer.

"B-but y/n has anemia too right? How come she doesn't faint too? If it's okay to ask.." Atsushi hesitantly said.

"There are different types of anemia that varies from a person to another, y/n, you have a lack of iron, right?" Kunikida said, looking at the girl beside him nodding.

"Sasaki san must lack of red blood cells since she faints a lot. On the other side I just lack of iron, it isn't bad to the point it makes me faint like her, it's just annoying enough to make me tired whenever I wanna be productive."

"Its your fault for having bad eating habits." Kunikida remarked earning a glare from her.

"Its your fault Sasaki slept with dazai yesterday."

"YOU-"

"Speaking of Sasaki, is she your type dazai?" Y/n changed the topic from her illness to dazai, she totally did not do that to see if kunikida would lecture him about it.

"I like all women. But Sasaki san seems like the type who'd commit suicide with me if I ask, wich is nice!" He said not taking his eyes off his computer apparently working.

"What about you y/n! What's your type huh."

"I like everyone."

"Even women?"

"Only if her name is Akiko."

Kunikida chocked on air, while atsushi laughed awkwardly.

"And you kunikida, what's your type huh." Y/n dirrected this question at the blond beside her grinning.

"Oh my! Is Sasaki san your type!" Dazai said with a teasing voice.

"She's a victime in the case and a witness. That's it." He said looking away stubbornly. We all know there's much to it than he may say.

"Yeah yeah, atsushi kun! Want to read about kunikida's ideal woman?" Dazao handed his book with a teasing smirk to the white haired man, poor kunikida didn't even notice his notebook being taken.

"You mean he wrote it here?"

"Kunikida's note book has a wide range of schedules, plans, and ideals recorded in it! See, like here" He pointed to a part where kunikida wrote about his ideal woman. Atsushi's eyes widened.

"T-this is.."

"Too much? Yeah it is. Bro's so delulu he tought there's someone who fits his standers." Y/n started mocking him with a smile.

"Actully... now that I think about it, it seems like he's describing someone who's the total opposite of you y/n."

"WHAT, GIVE ME THAT!" y/n scratched the notebook out of atsushi's grasp and started reading. Her face soon darkned before the notebook got out of her hands being taken by his original owner.

"You have a problem with it?" Kunikida said with a menacing voice as she slowly turned around to face him.

"Yes, it was specifically precised that your ideal woman shouldnt have my personality traits at all.."

"Exactly."

"Oh..."

"Now y/n itd just hurt to be in your place."

"KUNIKIDA KILL YOURSELF AND DAZAI I HOPE YOU STAY ALIVE FOR ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS! Damn, I swear atsushi is the only real one here."

"Weren't we talking about a serial abduction case? Dazai, what have you found so far?" Kunikida changed the topic, and dazai took out the new paper featuring kunikida failing at saving some abducted people. "You look pretty manly in this news picture."

"Not agreeing with you." Y/n shook her head.

"Is that your way of telling me how bad you two want to be punched?" He glared at both y/n and dazai, while the shorter girl stuck her tongue at him.

"What's really regrettable is this... you should've picked sexier eyeglass frames. Yours are so plain, only someone with my charm could pull them off." He took away kunikida's glasses putting it on him while posing.

"How do I look, y/n, atsushi?"

"Not bad."

"Like shit."

"They only scream 'con man' to me."

Guess who's answers are who's.

"Y/n, you're just mad that kunikida doesn't like you!" Dazai said while snickering.

"STAY ALIVE!"

"O-oh." Y/n's angry aura sudently disappeared when nothing kunikida wasn't wearing his glasses anymore.

Nvm look at kunikida, dayum he's hot af and so damn tall too. I wonder if his last name suits me-

Atsushi was just standing there awkwardly the entire time.

"Hmm, wait..." kunikida took his glasses back from dazai, putting g them back in. "Lets go, y/n, atsushi, dazai. I know who's behind this."

!bungou secrets!

- atsushi is an angel.