So with Atsushi being an angel and everything went to a close phone booth to call higushi and tell her that he quit the ADA. And that mf actully planed on doing it.

So, higushi being a normal human being with moral actully called the ruthless group in the port mafia AKA the black lizzard to go lunch an attack at the armed detective agency.

Atsushi finished gathering his stuff and was ready to leave the agency and never come back, but he stumbled the way of y/n and kunikida who were carrying paper things.

"Hey brat, help us with these, it's because of you if we have work to do." Kunikida started.

"Moody much." The girl beside him stuck her tongue at kunikida, but then she noticed the small bag on atsushi's shoulder with smirk.

"Do not worry anymore, I won't trouble you from now on." He flashed both the blond man and the h/c covered girl a sweet smile. "The agency will be safe."

He turned around and started leaving towards the exit.

"Hey! Don't leave brat! That's not the moment-! HEY!" Kunikida just sighed, as he gestured for y/n to follow him, still carrying heavy paper thingies to put on whoever desk this papers belonged to.

"Did that brat actually leave?" The blond finished putting the stuff on his desk as he turned to see y/n doing the same.

"Yeah life is hard."

Y/n yosano kunikida kenji and ranpo were calmly chilling in the main office when sudently the door snapped revealing bunch of threatening men.

"Who are you?" Kunikida spoke at the group of armed people first.

"My apologies. We forgot to introduce ourselves." A midle aged man said adjusting his monocle.

"Talk about having good manners, next time open the door like normal human beings!" Y/n yelled out, "Because of you, I lost my full combo again!!" She whined and besides her ranpo started laughing.

"I didn't lose mine tho." Ranpo beamed, as he raised his phone in the air.

"Shut the fuck up you knew they were coming.."

"Skill issues from your part."

"AHEM. You guys are the black lizzard from the port mafia? Right?" Kunikida said with cautiousness, as the gray haired papi smirked.

"I guess we're pretty popular.. don't worry, we'll end this soon!"

_

Not so far away from the agency, atsushi was having his emo era as he kept walking remembering how the orphanage threw him away like some trash.

Life's hard..

When sudently he heard gun shots coming from exactly where the ADA was, his blood ran cold when he realized the agency was getting attacked. As he almost got into an accident with a track for running without looking.

He started climbing the stairs afraid of seeing a pool of blood but instead saw that the detectives besides ranpo didn't lack skills to keep the bad guys from doing bad guy things without actully killing them or injuring them severely...

Well... except y/n.

"Yosano! Kick me with that big ax of yours!!!" She said with the intention of using her ability on the port mafia members

"No<3"

Kunikida tackled that grey haired middle aged man literally breaking his arm he ignored him and let out a "You're late, brat!"

He sudently stood up looking around the damaged office.

"That's why I hate it when we get attacked." He sighed writing things on his notebook.

"How much will all of these reparation cost dammit." He mumbled out as atsushi could only look at him stoicly.

"Attacking with bullets attract the attention of many other. Kunikida, this is your turn to go apologize to the neighborhood." Yosano stated, as she smirked at the pissed off man

"That's the worse case scenario ever..."

"THATS THE WORSE CASE SCENARIO??" Atsushi could only Gasp, poor kitty was confused af.

Atsushi looked at the beaten up members of the black lizzard all unconsciously laying there on the ground.

"Sir kunikidaa, what should we do about them?" Kenji asked, sending kunikida that angelic smile of his.

"Throw them by the window."

"SURE!" He started taking the mafiosos one by one throwing them out of the window effortlessly with a smile on his features.

"Kunikidaaa! Can I keep one of them? PLEASE JUST THIS ONE! I LOVED HEARING HIS SCREAMS! And he's kinda hot too." y/n pointed to a short haired ginger who unlike most of the men, wore something else instead of that lamba port mafia agent suit.

"No."

"Kill yourself."

"Sorry, y/n chan! Let me just-" Kenji eventually grabbed him as y/n shad a tear when he threw him out of the window. "Here! It was the last one!"

A sudent thought flashed on atsushi's mind..

'The agency is way scarier than the port mafia!'

"Hurry up and help us, brat!" Kunikida yelled out, skill cheking what should be repaired and writing it down on his notebook. "we are already overwhelmed with work and you just go for a walk calmly. Don't forget that you're one of us. I told you to think about what you can do, and that meant clearing this mess up."

"Next time, don't leave blanks in your sentences!" Y/n chunkled as she elbowed kunikida while giggling. "Pft- good luck on apologizing to the neighbors tho!!"

"Actully.. you're going with me."

"WHAT."

Atsushi gasped, sudently understanding kunikida's words, he couldn't help, but feel slightly happy that he wasn't a bother after all.

"I see.." tears started pouring out of his eyes, he was genuinely happy he found his place among the agency, those tears just couldn't help but spill.

"Stop laying around and go clean the-" when kunikida turned to look at atsushi, he cutted himself out seeing that the man was crying."Why are you crying?"

"AWW HE'S CRYING~"

"N-NO IM NOT!" He turned around so nobody could see him, as it only made y/n chunkle more before walking towards him to face him. "YES YOU ARE!"

he turned away. "S-stop it! I'm not!!"

"AWW ATSUSHI'S CRYING!! SLAY THATS SO CUTE!!"

Everyone started watching the scene infront of them as kunikida also joined y/n. Although y/n was mainly teasing atsushi, kunikida was lecturing him as always.

Poor atsushi couldn't keep his tears to himself he was so glad he was in the agency.

"You're like everysingle teen. I just raise my voice a bit and you start crying."

"NO IM NOT!"

"Atsushi, sorry not sorry but we're not blind, you kinda are!"

"... okay okay! I am! BUT ITS NOT FOR THAT REASON!"

!Bungou secrets!

_Kunikida was forced to buy y/n a weakling to help him apologize to the neighbors.

_Dazai definitely wasn't flirting with the Uzumaki Cafe waitress the entire time.