The glee club girls all sat in the choir room doing their own things in comfortable silence.Nellie for one was researching some Madonna songs since coach told them they had to start doing a song form her.She also noticed Quinn drawing a very rude picture of Rachel.She had no right.

Rachel wasn't the one who lied.Rachel wasn't the one pregnant."Can I ask you something private?" Rachel spoke up."Yes,you should move to Israel" Santana commented.Nellie tried not to laugh at the immature comment.

"It's about dating.Not that I'm dating anyone.We all know that Finn and I are no longer an item,and for the sake of the team I broke up with Jessie."

"Ok,seriously.Am I the only one who didn't know that Finn and Rachel were dating?" Nellie asked.Everyone ignored her."But let's just say I am dating someone.Lets just say,hypothetically we went to a wiggles concert last Friday night,and then my dads weren't home we went up to my room and started making out.It was erotic and romantic.And then he said...we should do it.And I told him it was my first time and I wasn't ready.But what if he got really crabby and left,and didn't even take home the care bear I won him playing skee ball?"

"I'm sorry,who are we talking about here?" Nellie questioned confused."And you shouldn't be forced into something you don't wanna do Rachel.If he's that desperate for sex then you need to find yourself a man who loves you for you.Woah,that just drained me"

"Would you please stop talking you're grossing out my baby?" Quinn snapped."I just wanna be ready.I know when I'm getting older,and these things are gonna happen someday,but how do I stop a guy from getting mad at me for saying "no"?"

"Observe" Nellie then went up to the front of the classroom.

"Hey,let's have sex"

"No" Nellie simply said sitting down."Or just do what I do.Never say no" Santana added."No Santana!" Nellie scolded hitting her leg."Totally.I mean what's the worst that can happen? Sorry,Quinn" Brittany chimed.Nellie let out a laugh.

"Good one"

"Look the last guy I liked was the mayor of gaytown" Nellie remembered when Mercedes had a crush on Kurt.It made Nellie feel proud she was the first person Kurt told about his sexuality.

"We just have to accept that guys don't care about feelings.He told me to change my style and consider some tighter fig" Nellie nodded in agreement."I hate men sometimes" She sighed."I caught Matt staring at my ass the other day"

"Hey,guys.I'm sorry to interrupt your little sorority,but I couldn't help but overhearing.Are you really having that much boy trouble?" Mr.Shue asked."You wouldn't understand Mr.Shue,you're a guy" All the girls nodded."Well,then maybe you should talk to someone else about it.Like Ms.Pillsbury" Mr.Shue suggested.

"We tried that.She literally does nothing" Nellie said."The fact is that women still earn 70 cents to every dollar that a man does for doing the same job" Quinn told.

"Plus,women are just as strong as men.Maybe even stronger" And the glee girls walked out of the choir room.

At Cheerios practice,they were all showing off the new choreography they learned from the Madonna song.And coach Sylvester honestly did not look impressed.

"Sloppy freak show babies! Somewhere in the English countryside,in a stately manor home,Madonna is weeping! Hit the showers!"

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Madonna was the glee clubs lesson for the week.Mr.Shue was writing her name on the board."What comes to mind when you see that name?" Mr.Shue asked.

"Pure perfection" Nellie smirked.

"Genius"

"Icon"

"Hall of fame MILF" The mood was ruined when Puck said those words."So,we're all aware of Madonnas musical and cultural significance,which is why this week,your assignment is to come up with a Madonna number"

"I've been waiting for this moment.This is my time to shine" Nellie beamed.She high fived Mercedes and Kurt.

"Uh,Mr.Shue? As a dude Madonna makes me feel kind of uncomfortable." Puck spoke up.Nellie turned to glare at him.He was not going to ruin this for the people who were actually happy about this lesson.

"Yeah,she's smokin' and everything,but can't some of us do something else?" Finn added."Guys! You know it's come to my attention that many of you haven't been treating the young ladies of our group very nicely.You're disrespectful,bullying,sexist,and I hate to say it,misogynistic"

"Yeah,Artie" Nellie snapped."I have no idea what that means" Finn said,very confused."It means you don't treat women as they should be treated,with respect.Sexism is still a thing and it's kinda sad you guys are treating us like this" Nellie sadly said.

"When I pulled my hamstring I went to a misogynist" Nellie rubbed Brittanys shoulder and sighed."What it means is,put yourself in their shoes for a change.Culturally,Madonnas legacy transcends her music,because by and large,the subtext of her songs are about being strong,independent and confident no matter what your sex.But more than anything,Madonnas musical message is about equality.And that is something I think you guys need to work on"

Kurt raised his hand."Mr.Shue,I don't think we can have an honest conversation about Ms.Ciccone without acknowledging that her images are as indelible as her songs.I would like to honor her contributions by tackling a multi-media project with Mercedes and Nel" Both girls turned around and grinned at him.

Mr.Shue beamed as well."Great,go for it Kurt."

"I'm still not down.And no chick intimidates Puckzilla.I just don't think her music translates to show choir" Nellie rolled her eyes at her older brother.

"Really? Well I for one couldn't disagree more."

Rachel walked up to the band and whispered something in their ears."Come on girls! Do you believe in love? Cause I got something to say about it,and it goes something like this"

[Express Yourself-New Direction Girls]

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Ever since the girls sang their Madonna song,the guys have been acting even more rude then usual.Except for Kurt of course.Nellie,Kurt and Mercedes were now by their locker talking.

"I'm going to Kabbalah.Is that to much?" Kurt asked.Nellie shook her head."Hey guys,how's this weeks assignment coming along?" Mr.Shue questioned.

"Amazing.You know how Madonna kind of reinvented the video,right? Well,we got Artie and the A/V club to help out" Nellie smirked."We're gonna make a Madonna video of our own" Mercedes added .

"It's going to be Madge-ical" No one laughed along with Kurt."Madge,you know Madonnas nickname?" Nellie shook her head,signaling for Kurt to stop talking.

"Schuester! I heard a juicy little rumor that your up with people rejects were doing some Madonna songs.Is that true?" Coach asked."Yeah,well,to be honest sue I got inspired watching your Cheerios." Mr.Shue answered.

"Well I have waited years to pay tribute to her and you are not swooping in at the last minute go snatch her from my talons.Madonna belongs to me,and I will not be copied.It's in my contract." Coach got in Mr.Shues face.

"I want you to listen very closely.You can have your Barbras and your Cher's,and your Christina's—and wow I just lost my train of thought.You have so much margarine in your hair."

"Ok,first of all,my kids are doing Madonna.She's public domain and there's nothing you can do about it.Secondly,enough with the hair jokes.Oh,by the way how's the Florence Henderson look working out for you?" Nellies jaw dropped at the insult.

"Oh,and maybe you should try a new setting on your Flowbee" Mr.Shue added.Sue stormed off shoving and throwing kids things on the floor in the process.

"We all know what must be done" Nellie told her friends.They all walked over to sues office ask Nellie knocked on the door.

"Mini Puckerman now is not the time"

"Ms.Sylvester,we'd like a word" Kurt started."We saw how upset you got today." Mercedes started."I don't know what you're talking about"

"Oh come on,we saw you shove those kids.I even saw you push JBI down the stairs." Nellie huffed."Sit down.Close the door"

"You know kids,I grew up with a handi-capable sister.My parents were famous nazi hunters,so they weren't around a lot.I had to bring her up on my own.I didn't have a lot of time or money to keep up with all the latest looks.But on my sixth birthday,true blue was released.An album that would later sell over 30 million copies.My sister and I took it upon ourselves to bleach my hair with whatever chemicals we could find in the house.Ammonia,napalm.My hair was so damaged I've been forced to wear it short ever since.It's been a ongoing pain"

"Coach,wouldn't that make you thirty?" Nellie questioned."Twenty nine," Sue corrected."And here's the truth.I mercilessly pick on Will Schuesters long wavy hair because I'm jealous.There,I said it." Nellie gave Sue a puzzled expression before Kurt spoke up.

"I think we can help.Mercedes is black,I'm gay,Nellies a dancer.We make culture" Nellie nodded along in agreement."We're working on an exciting new project and would like to use the Cheerios.Including Nellie."

"We can help you find a new look." Mercedes added."Interesting.Mini Puckerman,this your idea?" She shook her head.

Now they were all in the choir room as they were going to film vogue for Coach.

"Vogue,take one.Sound speed...and action"

[Vogue-Sue Sylvester]

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"Our project was a triumph." Kurt grinned."I know.I wonder which looks she's gonna rock" Mercedes wondered.

"Doesn't matter,because all of them were great" Nellie said."Oh,god"

"Miss Sylvester" Mercedes greeted."Oh,hey there Mini Puckerman,Whoopi,Don Knotts"

"What the hell happened?" Nellie asked."Well,I'll tell you what.All those costumes and the hairstyles,I'm going to leave constant reinvention to Madonna.Know why? Had a revelation.See kids,Sue Sylvester realized they didn't need to reinvent herself.She needs to reinvent someone else.Starting with you two" She pointed at Kurt and Mercedes.

Apparently Jesse St.James joined glee club,and of course Nellie was late since she was taking her 3:00 nap."Who the hell are you?" She asked once making eye contact with him.

"Jesse St.James,nice to meet you" He stuck his hand out for her to shake."Ew.No" She sat down next to Finn.

"What the hell?! It seems like now everybody's doing things just to hurt my feelings!" Finn yelled."I thought you would all take this news a little better.I'm a star.You can learn from me"

"Say goodbye to any chance we had a solos,guys" Nellie told everyone in glee club."And what the hell Rachel! You said you broke up with him!" She yelled.

"We were already fighting for second leads.And now that you've shown up,I've lost all hope at ever getting a solo"

"Why are you even here? You were on the best team ever" Nellie snapped."Whats wrong with trying something new for a change?"

"The problem is no one wants you here except for Mr.Shue and Rachel" Nellie retorted."Yeah,that's right,and y'all just trot me out at the end so I can wail on the last note.How is that ok?"

"He's a spy,Mr.Shue.I would know" Santana accused."This isn't fair! Now that he's here it'll be the Rachel and Jesse show!"

"Whoa,Whoa,whoa,guys.I saw all the paper work,I spoke with his parents..."

"They winter and Bali.It's a very expense Ive phone call" Jesse explained."They couldn't have taken you with them?" Nellie bitterly mumbled.Finn gave her a look and so did Nellie.

The pair knew that this wasn't a good idea,and by the time this meeting was over he was probably going to report to vocal adrenaline that the New Directions were bitter and rude.Nellie rested her head on Finns shoulder and sighed.

"Jesse just moved in with his uncle,which is in our school district.It's all above board,guys.He goes to this school now"

"But this isn't fair" Artie exclaimed."Arties right,this is totally favoritism."

"Guys! Everyone who has ever auditioned for this group as gotten in.That's how we do things here.Okay,and to suddenly change the rules now,that would be unfair" Brittany raised her hand in the air.

"Mr.Shue,is he your son?" She asked."No,Jesses just a huge jerk" Nellie told the girl.

"I don't understand why you're doing this" Rachel spoke up."Wait a minute,you didn't know he was coming here?" Nellie asked.

"No! That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

"My bad,Rachel" Nellie apologized.Rachel simply smiled and nodded."Because when you love something,you got to go for it.You would never he with me completely if I were on the opposing team.And I care about you more than winning another national title.So I left vocal adrenaline.For you" Nellie gave a sad look to Finn who had a confused and angry look on his face.

The teen knew that Finn liked Rachel,he just kept missing opportunities to tell her.Nellie on the other hand was furious.So this Jesse kid comes from the middle of no where and suddenly he's on the team? What the hell? Something was going on here,and if Nellie had to figure it out,so be it.

The Cheerios were now in the auditorium as they were about to preform their Madonna number.

[4 Minutes To Save The World-Kurt Hummel,Nellie Puckerman,Mercedes Jones Plus the Cheerios]

Nellie stood next to her two best friends,breathing heavily."Future center square Kurt Hummel there and his brassy hag Mercedes plus mini Puckerman tore that Madonna song a new one"

"Wait,you two are Cheerios now?" Mr.Shue asked confused."Yes,we are.Call us the iconic trio.I have been taking a break from the unholy foursome to make some new friends,and look what I got"

"Yeah,I've decided to add vocals to my already wildly overproduced Cheerios numbers.It'll give us the edge at nationals."

"You guys could've at least given me the heads up" Mr.Shue told his students."Well you could've given us a heads up before not giving us a solo almost every week" Nellie bitterly said.

"Mr.Shue,Mercedes and I talked it over,and we love being in glee,but being in the Cheerios will give us more opportunities to shine." Kurt said.Nellie flipped her ponytail before walking off.

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Nellie was storming down the hallway to talk to Jesse about limits in glee club.Finn wasn't far behind."Going to talk to Jesse too?" She asked not taking her eyes off him.

"No,Rachel." He answered."Cool"

"Hello Jesse" Nellie grinned slamming his locker door shut."Nellie,is it?" He asked."Yeah,don't get it twisted.I don't like you"

Jesse smirked at her."Funny,I don't like you either" Nellie let out a sarcastic laugh."Listen here James,make one wrong move towards my friends and I will end you.Clear?"

"Like you'd do anything.You look like the type that'll just scream insults and walk away" Jesse got closer to her face."So what will you do?"

"Hey! Get away from her!" Puck yelled,along with Mike and Matt."It's not about what I'll do,it's about what they'll do.Bye!" She gave one last disgusted look at Jesse before walking away towards puck.

"Thanks" She muttered."Listen Nel,I'm so sorry for lying to you.I'm a terrible brother,and as I hate to admit it,a terrible friend and person.Siblings are supposed to be like friends,right?" Nellie slowly nodded.

"Friends? Or siblings? God this conversation is confusing me" Nellie sighed."There's no going back after this" She hugged him and he immediately hugged back.

Mike and Matt just smiled at each other while watching the siblings hug.

That afternoon the glee club gathered at together to preform one last Madonna number for the week.

[Like A Prayer-Rachel Berry,Kurt Hummel,Mercedes Jones,Nellie Puckerman,Finn Hudson Plus New Directions]

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