Oct 3
2:43pm

[ Hey Mamas 🥵 ]

Y/n
guys.

extremely important question.

how do I start a convo with smn without sounding weird

Chili
start off with a pick up line

that's how I do it

works every time

La Signora 👺
or you can start off by saying hi like how a fucking normal person does it

Y/n
what kind of pick up line?

La Signora 👺
ignoring me is fine too.

Chili
starting off with just a hi is so boring

Y/n
sry signora but I gotta agree with childe on this one

La Signora 👺
whatever

when that dude learns how to block you, don't come crying back to me

Chili
don't worryyyy he won't block you

I've done this many times to all my friendos

La Signora 👺
so like 4 people?

Chili
HEY I have more than 4 friends ok

La Signora 👺
rlly? who are they?

Chili
well there's you, y/n, zhongli, and and scaramouche lol, and and uhm

gimme a sec just thinking

uhm

hmm

La Signora 👺
that's what I thought

Chili
IM THINKING MF

Y/n
ok ima just start off with a pick up line

La Signora 👺
I feel bad for that dude

Chili
don't listen to her, you'll do great y/n

Y/n
ty I know I will

Liked by Chili

Oct 3
2:48pm

[ Angry Puppy ]

Y/n
hey is ur vision electro?

bcuz u look stunning ;)

Angry Puppy
there's better ways to embarrass yourself y'know

Y/n
MY HEART </3

atleast give me credit for trying

Angry Puppy
no

Y/n
geez so damn grumpy

Angry Puppy

just be happy I don't know how to block u

Y/n
thank the archons u don't know how to block 🙇‍♀️

Angry Puppy
whatever

Y/n
ok idk how to keep a convo going

Angry Puppy
then let it die.

Y/n
NOOOO

I wanna talk to youuu

Angry Puppy
well I don't

Y/n
don't lie, I know u do

Angry Puppy
no

no I don't

Y/n
u do and thats the end of the debate

Angry Puppy
why the fuck are you so bossy

Y/n
what? u want me to be submissive and breedable instead 😳

I can for u, cupcake 🥵

Angry Puppy
gross

you're so fucking weird

Y/n
I know u secretly like it

Angry Puppy
u wish

Y/n
do u have a mom

Angry Puppy
what tf

Y/n
sry that was random

but I'm curious about ur family

Angry Puppy
why the hell do u want to know

Y/n
are u dumb I literally just said why

bcuz I'm CURIOUS

✨ curiosity ✨

Angry Puppy
ugh whatever

i do have a mom

well she's not rly my mom, more like smn I just live with

Y/n
oh how's she like

Angry Puppy
she's whatever

and obsessed with lightning for some reason

Y/n
lightning i see.

then I guess you could say she's STUNNING <3333

Angry Puppy
it wasn't good the first time it's even worse this time

Y/n
shush don't hurt my ego even more

tho what happened to ur mom if u don't mind me asking

Angry Puppy
idk I never met her

Y/n

oh.

dayum

Angry Puppy
what ab you?

I take it you're not so fond of your mom?

Y/n
how'd you know

Angry Puppy
u mentioned something about her before

Y/n
shit ure right my dumbass forgot

or should I say, I forgor 💀

Angry Puppy
stop.

Y/n
sry

anywayss it's not I don't LiKe her, it's just she doesn't rlly get along with me

but thats ok we all have our differences

Angry Puppy
you seem more optimistic about this than I thought

Y/n
I dont rlly like to think about it

butttt good to know your relationship with ur guardian or whatever isn't complete shit

ryte

Angry Puppy
I guess? I don't know, we don't rlly talk much

she goes to this school btw her name is baal if you've heard of her

Y/n
shE GOES TO THIS SCHOOL?

Angry Puppy
ya why do u seem so surprised

oh shit

fuck no

don't tell me you're going to look for her

Y/n
IDK WHAT URE TALKING ABOUT 🤩

Angry Puppy
and I instantly regret telling you about her

Y/n
don't worry shawty I won't do anything too bad

Angry Puppy
what do you mean by "too bad"

y/n

bitch answer me

fuck my life

Y/n
gladly

Angry Puppy
oh you're back

and shut up weirdo

Y/n
sry i was just doing sum research

nothing to worry about tho lol

Angry Puppy
don't try talking to baal istg

Y/n
too late <3

Angry Puppy
I hate u

Y/n
i love u too <3

Seen at 2:59pm

Oct 3
3:06pm

[ Scara's Mommy ]

Y/n
you're baal, right?

Scara's Mommy
that is correct, but who is this?

Y/n
omg kazuha rlly did know ur number

Scara's Mommy

huh kazuha?

Y/n
oh shit sry

I rlly need to stop typing my thoughts

Scara's Mommy
you still haven't answered my question

Y/n
RIGHT SRY

I am y/n!

Scaramouche's bestie

Scara's Mommy
oh you're Scaramouche's friend

im surprised, I thought his only friend was kazuha

Y/n
w h e e z e even you think he's lonely

he's just a sad lil man

but I'll be his little sunshine 👺

Scara's Mommy
that emoji is telling me otherwise

Y/n
AHSUFAKGJS

I like you, you're funny

u have my respect scara's mommy

Scara's Mommy
kindly do not refer to me as that ever again

Y/n
sry its hard to when thats ur contact name

Scara's Mommy
my contact name? what do u mean?

Y/n
ANYWAYS

so baal.

tell me all of Scaramouche's secrets

Scara's Mommy
what?

Y/n
HAHAHAHA JUST KIDIDNG JIST KIDSING

Scara's Mommy
Scaramouche has quite the strange friends

Y/n
I mean he only has two so he can't be picky

ok I should stop making fun of him

he's supposed to be my bestie

Scara's Mommy
do you like Scaramouche?

Y/n
well that was random

why do u ask

Scara's Mommy
just wondering

you speak like you are interested in Scaramouche

Y/n
well I guess you could say that

Scara's Mommy
so u do like him?

Y/n
you're embarrassing me, ma'am

im not answering anything without my lawyers

Scara's Mommy
I'll take that as a yes

Y/n
uHM WHAT

Scara's Mommy
don't worry, I won't tell him

Y/n
I'll take ur word for it

Scara's Mommy
I need to go attend to uh some matters now

I'll talk to you later, y/n

Y/n
suddenly I'm feeling uneasy

Scara's Mommy
<3

Seen at 3:14pm