Oct 3
1:00am

[ Deeluc 🔥 ]

Y/n
diluc

deeeeluc

are u aliveee

Deeluc 🔥
y/n it's 1am, what is it

Y/n
omg you are alive

im surprised tbh don't u go to bed at like 8pm or sth

Deeluc 🔥
...can you tell me why you woke me up at 1am

Y/n
oh shit i woke you up i am so sorry

anyways i need ur advice on sth

Deeluc 🔥
that didn't look like a convincing apology at all

but continue

Y/n
lol ok so

how do I get smn to like me

Deeluc 🔥
that's easy

just don't be yourself

Y/n
WOW

WOOOOW

WOWOWOWOW

no words

I have never been more offended

Deeluc 🔥
im kidding

Y/n
good cuz I was ready to block u

Deeluc 🔥
who do you want to like you?

Y/n
that's classified

Deeluc 🔥
uh ok

well I guess just don't be a shitty person overall

Y/n
that's the worst advice I've ever been given

Deeluc 🔥
are you saying its not possible for u to be a good person

Y/n
no im saying its impossible for me to not be a shitty person

Deeluc 🔥
that's what I just-

*sigh*

can u tell me who this person is so I can atleast know who we're dealing with

Y/n
ok but don't tell another living soul.

besides childe, la signora, and venti cuz they already know

it's scaramouche

Deeluc 🔥
you're joking right

Y/n

Deeluc 🔥
because scaramouche is literally the biggest asshole in the entire school

after kaeya

Y/n
HEY

nvm you have a point

im questioning my taste in men now

why would u do this to me

Deeluc 🔥
why not like somone else?

Y/n
I can't just like someone else that's not how it works

Deeluc 🔥
this is why emotions are so bothersome

Y/n
ok edgelord you sound like xiao now

Deeluc 🔥
don't call me edgy. it's simply the truth

Y/n
WHATEVER MR I HATE LIFE AND EVERYTHING ELSE

just tell me how I can get him to like me <3

Deeluc 🔥
well atleast he's a shitty person too

u both will make a good couple

Y/n
idk if I should be flattered or heavily offended

Deeluc 🔥
neither tbh

Y/n
that was still horrible advice

u are not helping at all

why did venti say u were good at giving advice

Deeluc 🔥
im good at giving life lessons

not love advice

Y/n
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN GIVE ME GOOD LOVE ADVICE THEN

Deeluc 🔥
im not sure

Y/n
wait a second isn't ur brother good at giving love advice

Deeluc 🔥
no dont talk to him.

Y/n
hmm okk

suddenly I just remembered I need to go do something

like rn

so uh yea cya

Deeluc 🔥
are you going to talk to kaeya

tell me you aren't, y/n.

Y/n
loool ofc not pff

I just need to go do sth suddenly

totally not go and talk to kaeya lmao

baii

Deeluc 🔥
ugh

bye ig

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Oct 3

[ FREEZE 🥶 ]

Y/n
hey wassup elsa 2.0

are u good at giving love advice

FREEZE 🥶
am I good at giving love advice, you ask? hahahaha *dramatic laugh*

as a matter of fact, I am

Y/n
perfect

how do I get smn to like me

FREEZE 🥶
pfft tsk tsk sweet naive little y/n

you don't get someone to just *like* you

you need to get them to fall for you

Y/n
isn't that like literally the same thing

FREEZE 🥶
you have much to learn my friend

Y/n
teach me pls I must know the ways

FREEZE 🥶
you've come to the right place

step 1 to getting smn to fall for you is to get them to think you're super cool and epic and basically the best person alive

Y/n
kaeya that just makes you a narcissist

this is prbly why you're still single

FREEZE 🥶
my precious feelings 😟

that was uncalled for y/n

Y/n
SORRY

but can we just skip to step 2 since im already amazing and epic and cool

FREEZE 🥶
that's the spirit, you're doing great so far my dear pupil

you get +1 love point

Y/n
WOOHOO

FREEZE 🥶
now step 2 is the hardest step of all

you need to initiate the first move

which is asking them out

Y/n
I-

isn't that going a little too fast

FREEZE 🥶
no lol anyone who knows anything about love knows that asking the person out right away is what wins their heart

Y/n
and this is coming from smn who's still single

FREEZE 🥶
this is your second time hurting my precious dear feelings

Y/n
what's step 3? asking for their fucking hand in marriage

FREEZE 🥶

hey if you don't want my help then go ask smn else 🙄

Y/n
that's the best advice you've given me so far

FREEZE 🥶
good bye ex student.

Y/n

Seen at 1:22am

"There is only one more person I can go to for love advice," you thought to yourself. "This is is my last chance."

Oct 3
1:30am

[ hottie ]

Y/n
hey lisa, you up?

hottie
yes I am, what's up sweetie

Y/n
I want some love advice

hottie
my precious little child is all grown up

im in tears

Y/n
does this mean you have love advice for me??

hottie
ofc honey, do you know how many ppl come to me for love advice daily?

Y/n
a lot im assuming

hottie
uh huh <3

but anyways, what is it that you would like to know about love

Y/n
well I want to know how to get smn to like me

hottie
oh that's easy

just be yourself sweetie ❤

Y/n
that's the complete opposite of what diluc said

hottie
you went to diluc for love advice...

he's the grumpiest person I know

Y/n
I was desperate ok

also i want to know more about this person and yk get closer to them and shit

how do I do that

hottie
try talking to them more

Y/n
what if they find that annoying

hottie
then they aren't the one for you <3

Y/n
oh.

ok thank u so much!

you actually gave pretty decent advice

unlike kaeya and diluc smh

hottie
if you have any more questions about love, please just come to me and not those two 💕

Y/n
got it!

I shall sleep now and overthink about this all night

gn bestie

hottie
gn dear, sweet dreams

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