Dec 9
7:42am

[ Husbando ]

Husbando
hi gf hru 😻 omg have I ever told u how much I love u 🥺💖

Y/n
CHILDE WTF U ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTSCK

I thought scara finally broke

Husbando
im not childe im scary mouchie 😒🤬

Y/n
if he finds out u took his phone, ure going to die 😻

Husbando
he won't find out lol im hiding on a tree, he won't ever see me

Y/n
why are you on a tree

and how did u even get scara's phone

Husbando
we were jogging together

then he left his phone unlocked on the bench when he went to get smth from the vending machine

what a baka 🤪

Y/n
u guys jog together???

Husbando
well no, we just jog in the same area

he would never willingly jog with me 😒💔

Y/n
I wonder why

Husbando
LMAO WHY DOES HE HAVE UR CONTACT NAME AS "WIFE"

Y/n
totally didn't force him 😻

omg u should def check his other contact names

Husbando
alr wait

THIS MF HAS ME AS "DUMBASS 2"

THE DISRESPECT

WHY AM I ONLY #2 🤬

Y/n
who's number 1

Husbando
uhh

did twinky rlly put me as the only dumbass yet he STILL gave me #2

I am hurt

im putting myself as #1 idc

Y/n
don't die when he finds out

Husbando
I wont ❤

HAHAHAHA HE PUT SIGI AS "GIRAFFE"

Y/n
thats not worse than dumbass #2 <33

Husbando
it totally is wdym

he has the tsaritsa added too ?? their convos are so dry ew

Y/n
that's expected

what did he put as her contact name

Husbando
"icy bitch"

why do most of his contacts contain swears sheesh

Y/n
its the only words he knows

no offense if u ever read this scara <3

Husbando
LMAO HIS FIGHT WITH AETHER WTF

this man is so in love its embarrassing

Y/n
childe, scara may actually kill u now

Husbando
nahhh he won't dw

he's totally a softie

ok im looking thru his gallery and I would have never expected this

Y/n
spill the tea sis

Husbando
he has sm cat memes wtf

what does he even do with them

LMAO DOES HE EVEN KNOW HOW TO DELETE THEM

Y/n
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH AT HIM MF

Husbando
SORRY BUT ITS FUNNY

his gallery is boring af other than the cat memes

he's so edgy omg

Y/n
SJSJ CHILDE YOU'RE GONNA GET IN SM SHIT ONCE SCARA FINDS U

Husbando
STOP IM TRYING NOT TO THINK AB THAT RN, LEMME ENJOY THIS MOMENT

his playlist is so emo

ofc he listens to my chemical romance and Jack stauber

omg chase atlantic >>>

Y/n
atleast he has taste 😻

Husbando
ok time to go on his yt history 💞

Y/n
SIR ISNT THIS BASICALLY INVADING HIS PRIVACY

Husbando
whats privacy? never heard of her

holyshit this nerd

SCARA IS A GRANDPA CONFIRMED

Y/n
MF TELL ME THE DETAILS

Husbando
HE SEARCHES UP TUTORIALS FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING

"how to get an animated background on phone"

"how to block smn on phone"

he reminds me of zhongli

Y/n
so thats how he blocked aether

Husbando
atleast there's no porn

Y/n
were u expecting that 😃

Husbando

no but

anyways

Y/n
ok u should fr stop now tho

Husbando
ITS TOO FUN THO

lmao he has such little contacts, what a lonely boy

wait shit I think I can hear him yelling

Y/n
SKDKHFNA U IDIOT URE GONNA DIE

Husbando
HOLYSBIFY HES CLIMBING THE FUCKING TREE HELP ME

Y/n
WHAT TF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

Husbando
IDK ANYTHINGNGNNNNNNNNNNNV

Y/n
uh childe 😃

Husbando
...

Y/n
SCARA ARE U BACK

Husbando
what did that bitch say 😐

Y/n
NOTHING

Husbando
he ruined my recent emojis list he's so dead

Y/n
uh is that all u care about 😃

Husbando
yeah now my phone looks like his phone

fucking disgusting

Y/n
so you're telling me

you don't care that he basically went through everything on ur phone?????

Husbando
no

this ugly hoe rlly changed his contact name

im changing it back

Y/n
I think that's all he did

btw u searched up a tutorial on how to block? 🧐

Husbando
shut up I needed it

Y/n
thats so cute <3333

you rlly are a boomer <33

Husbando
I said shut up

Y/n
does ur back hurt grandpa? <333

Husbando
no

I can make ur back hurt tho

Y/n
CHILL HORNY BTICH

Husbando
anyway, u can forget about everything he told u

Y/n
sorry but its ingrained to my brain now

esp the cat memes part

hey can u send me cat memes 🥺

Husbando
istg if u don't stfu

Y/n
just one 🥺

Husbando
no

Y/n
PLEASE

Husbando
no

Y/n
JUST ONE

Husbando
no

Y/n
AAAAAA

hey hey

do u think childe is gonna tell the gc about his discovery

Husbando
istg if that bitch does, he is dying

Y/n
go check the gc lol

Seen at 7:53am

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Dec 9
7:53am

[ bros before hoes 🥶👊 ]

Childe
guys u will never believe what I just found out about scara

Tomo
im alr interested

Itto
I was interested the moment you said guys

Yoimiya

spill the tea already stop making us wait !!

Childe
ok so did yk

scara has cat memes on his phone

he also searched how to block ppl on youtube 😟

Itto
HAHAHAHAHA BOOMER

Yoimiya
omg blackmail material

Thoma
cat memes...

scaramouche, u HAVE to share some

I love cat memes !!!

Scaramouche
he's lying

Childe
IM NOT, ASK Y/N

Y/n
MF DONT INVOLVE ME

Childe
tell them the truth y/n ❤

Scaramouche
🤨

Y/n
im not going to say a thing 🤐

Childe
why not?? are u scared of scara??? he won't do anything trust me

so tell them bestie 💕

Scaramouche
I may not do anything to y/n but I can still kill u bitch

Childe
I'll hide somewhere higher ❤

so u won't even be able to reach ❤

Scaramouche
I can climb, hoe

Thoma
ok but can I have some cat memes now

Ayaka
I, too, would like to see some cat memes

Kazuha
same, scara u should share

Scaramouche
hell no

Thoma
LADY AYAKA HAS SPOKEN, ILL GET U SOME CAT MEMES RIGHT AWAY M'LADY

Tomo
haha rookie

ive alr gotten 20 cat memes just for kazuha

Y/n
smn should rename the gc to gc of simps again cuz 😧

Yoimiya
fr

imagine simping

Childe
guys don't get distracted

can we continue making fun of scara

Scaramouche
im going to use your face to wipe the dirty floors in my house, bitch

Childe
what if im into that 😳

Y/n
when he uses ur face to wipe dirty floors 😻

Ayato
I can pay for your guys' therapy

Tomo
ok but what else was on scara's yt history 😳⁉️🍵

Yae Miko
omg childe went thru scara's phone

so what does his gallery look like 🥰

Childe
boring sadly

Scaramouche
count ur days

La Signora
I bet he listens to mcr and Jack stauber

Childe
no bcuz that's exactly what he listens to

Aether
taste

Y/n
ikr that's what I said

WAIT AETHER

U GUYS HAVE SMTH IN COMMON?

Scaramouche
suddenly I hate mcr and Jack stauber

Y/n
NOOOOO CMON THAT WOULDVE BEEN SO WHOLESOME

Aether
psh drama king

Scaramouche
don't call me drama king

Aether
drama king ❤

Scaramouche
ur new nickname is straw

Aether

I thought it was blondie

Childe
I don't wanna interrupt this wholesome moment u two having going here

but scara has ur contact name as "blonde 2" 😬

Y/n
SOBBING RN

WHO'S BLONDE 1? LUMINE??

Lumine
imagine being the 2nd twin

Aether
that is not funny, lumi.

Childe
LMAOOO REKT BY UR OWN SIS 🥶👊💔

Tomo
emo aether arc

Itto
aether be like "streaks don't hmu, only real ones know 😔💔🥀"

Y/n
aether going abyss mode

Yoimiya
😔🥀

Aether
...

well atleast I can't be more emo than scara

Childe
LMAOOOO FACTS

Y/n
so true

Scaramouche
who's side are you on y/n.

Y/n
uhhb

ur side ofc <333

Childe
lies

she's totally on my side

Tomo
no she's on my side 😒

Yoimiya
yall shut up. she's obviously on my side

Itto
im twice as big as anyone here, she's def on my side

La Signora
ur atleast 4 times bigger than scara tho

Y/n
the constant slander on scara 😕

Scaramouche
daily reminder that I hate this gc

Yae Miko
we love u too, tiny 💞

Tomo
tiny 🥺

can I tuck u in bed today, baby scaramouche 🥰

Childe
no ill do it 🥺

Y/n
ur name is literally childe meaning ur a child so actually, ill do it

Lumine
ow

Childe
RUDE 💔

Itto
no wait, I insist on doing it 🥺🥰

Scaramouche
what in the actual fuck

Tomo
cmere bby mooche, papa wants to tuck u in bed 🥰

Y/n
BBY MOOCHE

Scaramouche
this is when I leave

Childe
WAIT NOOOO

COME BACK

come 😳😏 back 🤬👇

Lumine
he's def not coming back now

Yoimiya
fr

Y/n
I should go too n get ready for school now

bye friendos

Tomo
bye homie

Itto
bye broski

Aether
bye y/n

Childe
bye comrade

Lumine
cya y/n

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