Dec 8
5:01pm

[ Husbando ]

Y/n
can I ask you smth

Husbando
sure what is it

Y/n
I wanted to ask that if it was ok if I add u to a groupchat to solve the mess with you and aether

Husbando
are you rlly still trying to solve that

don't bother, it won't work

Y/n
it will

cmon give it a chance pls

Husbando
we will end up fighting again like last time

Y/n
but this time we have a special weapon

Husbando
what weapon?

Y/n
best gorl keqing

Husbando
that'll just get us expelled

if u try getting me and aether to talk again, 100% we will fight

Y/n
I've been talking to keqing about all this

yk how she was there when you and aether fought at school

and she said she didn't mind helping us fix the issue!

Husbando
that mf hates me

and I hate him

nothing can fix that

Y/n
just try geez

it won't make matters worse

u said u hated the tsaritsa too and she hated u, but look how that turned out

character development <3

Husbando
ok fine

but if we end up fighting, which we prbly will, don't blame me

Y/n
works for me

Seen at 5:05pm

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Dec 8
5:13pm

[ gc of love 💖 ]

Y/n added Scaramouche

Scaramouche renamed the chat: a gc

Y/n renamed the chat: gc of love 💖

Scaramouche
why that ugly name 🤢

Y/n
its not ugly u emo mf 😒

Keqing
ahem

Lumine
pff

Y/n
oh right sry

let's start the trial

Scaramouche
trial ?

Keqing
scaramouche, it's not your turn to talk

Scaramouche
wdym its not my turn to talk, ill talk when I want to

Keqing
you can talk only where you're allowed to

Scaramouche
what is this dictatorship shit

Y/n
scara bear with us pls

Aether
this won't work

Lumine
just try

Y/n
ok u may start keqing

Keqing
alr so

this will start off with aether explaining what happened that day you two fought at school

Scaramouche
what the fuck

that happened so long ago

and why does aether talk first I call bullshit

Y/n
SCARA JUST SHH

Keqing
go aether

Aether
er alright

scara confronted me about liking y/n in dms

I retaliated

we fought

then he threatened me to make y/n hate me so I did

Keqing
how did you make y/n hate u

Aether

by trying to uh pull a move on her ig

Keqing
understood

what caused you and scara to engage in an actual fight during school tho?

Aether
scara saw what I was doing and then fought me

Keqing
alr

scara ur turn

Scaramouche
he literally explained it, what am I supposed to say now

Y/n
ur side of the story

Scaramouche
alr

Y/n
why are you typing for so long and do I actually have to read it cuz

Keqing
y/n shh

Scaramouche
so this fucking bitch has the fucking audacity to fucking form feelings for
y/n then he goes on and tells me I don't deserve y/n like the motherfucking ugly ass bastard he is so I do the only thing any sensible fucking human would do and that was to confront his ugly cunt ass but then I see him trying to kiss y/n what the fuck how braindead can someone fucking be, when I said make her hate him I didn't mean kiss her, this dumb bitchass whore. so obviously I had to fight him

Keqing
sir, can you refrain from using such profane language

goddamn I have never seen so many swear words in a single msg

Aether
ugh

Y/n
I cannto brwathe he wrote an entire fuckjgn paragprah

Lumine
are you alright y/n

Y/n
yeeh ty

pls continye

wair no dont I don't thinj my sotmach can handle it

shit my eyes habe tears from laufhing

Keqing
y/n please take this seriously

Y/n
im sorry I will now im sorry

ahem please continue

Keqing
scaramouche so you admit to being jealous, yes?

Scaramouche
where the hell did u get that from

in that entire msg I wrote, when did I ever once mention jealousy

Keqing
so u didn't do it bc you were simply just jealous?

Lumine
no answer

Y/n
that could only mean one thing moochie

Scaramouche
ugh

ok

I was slightly jealous

Y/n
omg progress

Aether
called it

Lumine
aether please

Keqing
alr so it was done out of jealousy

scaramouche, are you still jealous of aether

Scaramouche
no

Keqing
alright great

aether, why do you dislike scaramouche now?

Aether
bcuz he's crazy

Y/n
hey don't use the c word

the only cr*zy person was dott*re ok

Aether
sorry

I mean he's aggressive

Keqing
are you aware of his anger issues

Aether
yeah

Keqing
then his aggressiveness shouldn't be a surprise to you

Aether
I don't want him to hurt y/n

Scaramouche
yeah bcuz I've totally almost beat her to death before right

Y/n
thatsstillhottho

Aether
you may in the future

Keqing

remain quiet both of you

aether, you need to move on

Y/n
this lowkey feels like a trial omg

Lumine
y/n pls take it srsly, it's going good so far

Y/n
my bad sry

Aether
fine but I still resent him

Scaramouche
aw how devastating

Keqing
scara don't talk out of turn

aether, just bcuz you resent him doesn't mean you need to pick a fight with him every time you two talk

Y/n
preach sis

Aether
it does, because he's intolerable

Scaramouche
I hate you too bitch

Y/n
HEY NO HATE HERE

this is a gc of love 🥺💖

can't you read the gc name mf 😒

Scaramouche
I must've forgotten 😐

Keqing
anyways

aether, do you agree that you arguing with scaramouche is pointless?

Aether
ig

Keqing
does that mean you won't argue with him again

Aether
idk

Keqing
will you atleast try to get along with him?

esp since you two are apparently in the same gc

Aether
sure ig

Scaramouche
sure ig

ok ig

im a bitch ig

Keqing
scara kindly stop

you both are being childish

Y/n
this tbh

Lumine
I agree

Aether
fine, I will try getting along with him

Keqing
what about you, scara

Scaramouche
what

Keqing
will u try getting along with him

Scaramouche
do u think us saying we will try getting along means we will actually get along

Keqing
worth a try

Scaramouche
how naive

it won't work

Y/n
then hug it out <3

Scaramouche
fuck no I'm not getting anywhere near this bitch

Aether
great, I didn't want you near me anyway

Keqing
literally shut up both of you

why don't you two just say ur feelings and let's move on

Aether
say our feelings?

Y/n
HELP KEQING WHAT

WDYM FEELINGS

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THEY GONNA CONFESS OR SOME SHIT

Lumine
oh

Scaramouche
what the fuck

Keqing
that's not how I meant it...

Y/n
that's what it sounded like bestie

Keqing
just talk it out y'know

say what's on ur mind

Scaramouche

I don't think you want to know what's on my mind

Keqing
look

obviously you two need to sort this out

since yk, you're both friends of y/n in one way or another

Y/n
feeling like an mc

Keqing
actually just apologize and let's carry on with our lives

Scaramouche
yeah no way in hell am I apologizing

Lumine
aether u should apologize first

Aether
no

Y/n
guys swallow ur egos and apologize alr

Aether
ugh

im sorry scaramouche

Scaramouche
for what? ❤

Aether
you're enjoying this, aren't you

ugh. for picking a fight with you

Y/n
ur turn moochie

Scaramouche
ok

sry ig for beating ur ass the other day

Keqing
that works I suppose

also, aether I heard you had feelings for y/n

is that still true

Y/n
why u gotta make it awkward

Aether
I don't anymore

Lumine
phew

Scaramouche
prbly lying but ok

Aether
no I srsly don't

I already told you I wasn't aware of ur relationship with her when I did

Scaramouche
alr ig

Keqing
great

Y/n
why'd u wanna know tho keqing

I don't think that had anything to do with the trial

Keqing
no reason

Y/n
hmm

Scaramouche
hmm

Lumine
huh

Aether
what

Keqing
nothing

anyways, that settles it

you guys can go now or whatever

Y/n
friendship is restored 🥺🥳

I think

this was much easier than I thought

Scaramouche
finally this cringe shit is over

Aether
scara I also apologize for calling you a psycho as well

I may have also been jealous of you at the time

you do deserve y/n, don't take my previous words srsly

Scaramouche
I didn't take ur words srsly to begin with

y/n should be honored to date me

Y/n
right, so true 😍🥵

Scaramouche
but thanks

Aether
wait did u just thank me??

Scaramouche
shut up and enjoy it while it lasts

Lumine
ahh im happy to see things are better now

Y/n
yes !!

ty keqing I owe ya one

Keqing
np

I'll go now

and ill delete the gc later

bye

Y/n
bye

Scaramouche
bye

Aether
good bye keqing

Lumine
good bye

Seen at 5:30pm