Dec 15

4:20pm

[ childe is secretly gae ]

Y/n
guys can I add smn? yeah? ok great

Tomo
u don't even need to ask bestie

Y/n
yay

Y/n added Keqing

Yoimiya
yay a new person

this gc is slowly expanding omg

Sara
great

Y/n
guys say hello to keqing

Keqing
hello

Yoimiya
HI NEW BESTFREN

Ayaka
welcome

Itto
who is she

Y/n
she helped scara and aether become bffs

Scaramouche
we are literally not even friends

Aether
^

Childe
blah blah

Thoma
I know bffs when I see them

and u two are most certainly bffs

Tomo
the question is, who's the prettier best friend ⁉️🤨

Y/n
🧍‍♂️

Yoimiya
💀

Sara
anyone's prettier than scara tbh

Y/n
HEY NOT TRUE

La Signora
well atleast they're both short

Y/n
LMAO

Itto
HAHAHA

Scaramouche
im average

Itto
thats what they all say

you look like an ant to me

Tomo
a cute wittle ant

Childe
LMAO EMO ANT 🐜🥀

Y/n
EMO ANT

Kazuha
ants are cool

Yoimiya
atleast u have kazuha defending u, scara

Scaramouche
kazuha is the only person here that isn't complete shit

Y/n
MF WHAT ABOUT ME

Scaramouche
what about you

Tomo
OWIE

Childe
damn. harsh

Yae Miko
u rlly don't know how to be a good partner

Scaramouche
you shouldn't be talking 😐

u still haven't confessed to baal and its been how many years

Yoimiya
EXPOSED ⁉️🤭🍵

Tomo
in 4k shawty 📷

Y/n
ohoho

Itto
good thing baal doesn't check the gc often!

Y/n
imagine if she does 🍵

Yae Miko
...

from what ei told me, you didn't confess either, scaramouche

Tomo
OOO SHE SPELT HIS ENTIRE NAME 🤭

Yoimiya
LOVING THE 🍵

Itto
fightfightfightfight

Scaramouche
well I did. admitting it is confessing

Y/n
I mean I did technically get him to admit it so its kinda like confessing

Yae Miko

you didn't have the balls to confess by yourself tho <3

Childe
SHE'S RIGHT 😬🍵

Tomo
oh shit 😳🍵

Itto
HAHAHAHA

Y/n
HELSJFSSKFSA

Scaramouche
yet im not the one who's still single huh

Childe
OK FAIR

Thoma
LMFAO

Tomo
he right he right

Itto
the atmosphere is getting tense

Y/n
so tense I can cut it with a knife

Scaramouche
tell me yae, how does it feel to still be waiting for it to happen

Yoimiya
HELP HE JUST KEEPS GOING

Childe
nah u did not

Tomo
my guy doesn't wanna stop 💀

Yae Miko
it def feels better than having to get a stool to reach smth high ❤

Y/n
IM CRYING

Thoma
now that hurts 😟

Childe
HAHAHA SHE WENT STRAIGHT FOR HIS HEIGHT

Scaramouche
id rather be short than a coward ❤

Tomo
KEEP FIRING SHAWTY

Thoma
OUCH

Yoimiya
the amount of sass in their msgs, im loving it <3

Y/n
same 😻

this is def a first

Itto
keep going, I just got the popcorn

Thoma
u better share homie

Itto
OFC 🍿

Yae Miko
atleast I don't go to the kids section for clothes ❤

Tomo
LMFAO GETTEM SIS

Childe
nah there's no way he is recovering from that one

Y/n
HELP SHE KEEPS ATTACKING HIS HEIGHT

Yoimiya
yes hit it where it hurts bestie 🍵

Scaramouche
atleast I don't spend nights thinking of smth that won't ever happen ❤

Itto
GETTING PERSONAL ⁉️

Thoma
HAHAHAHAHA

Tomo
OO SHIT 🤭

Y/n
no cuz I can't even tell who's winning, they're both good.

Yoimiya
I have never seen them like this bfr ⁉️

Tomo
same, this is rare.

Keqing
haha. why'd you add me in the middle of a fight y/n

Y/n
OMG IM SO SORRY I COMPLETELY FORGOT I ADDED U KEQING

Yoimiya
guys. what an amazing first impression on the new girl 😻

Tomo
I personally think it was a great first impression

Itto
fr

Yoimiya
WAIT NO THEY STOPPED FIGHTING

Scaramouche
whatever

Y/n
NOOO JUST WHEN IT WAS GETTING GOOD

Keqing
I apologize for interrupting

Yoimiya
no no its ok

Yae Miko

welcome to the gc tho

Keqing
thank u

Aether
hello

Keqing
hello

Scaramouche
why did u talk only when keqing came?

Y/n
oh you're still not done with the sass huh

Yoimiya
he's making a good point tho ⁉️

Childe
true 🤨

Tomo
yeah don't think we didn't see u checking the gc aether 🤨⁉️

Aether
I didn't want to get involved in the fight

Y/n
excuses excuses 😒

Childe
uh huh 😒

Keqing
a smart choice

Scaramouche
she's as lame as he is

it's a perfect fit

Childe
that's what she said 🥵😳😏

Tomo
bro 💀

Sara
scara, are u trying to start another fight

Scaramouche
no. im just pointing it out

Tomo
atleast he's honest ‼️

Y/n
don't pay attention to him guys

scara is just in his silly goofy baka little mood 🤪🤪‼️

Childe
smn should make fun of his height again

La Signora
I'll gladly volunteer

Scaramouche
haha 😐

Aether
lol imagine being short

Lumine
yeah u can't talk

Y/n
hey lumi

Lumine
hi

Keqing
height jokes aren't funny

Childe
they are when they're directed at scara

Tomo
true true

like if anyone makes fun of kazuha's height, it's on sight for them 🤬😒

Y/n
we love ourselves a protective bf

Thoma
goals

Childe
who's protective bf can I be ⁉️

La Signora
no one wants u

Aether
ow

Lumine
ouch

Scaramouche
exactly

Y/n
I genuinely feel bad

Childe
IM OFFENDED 💔

mark my words sigi, I will get a partner bfr u

La Signora
im not interested in that shit anyways

im fine with being y/n's protector

Y/n
yes 😻💞

Yoimiya
damn she's trying to steal y/n from u scara

thoughts? 🎤

Scaramouche
idc bcuz she won't succeed

Tomo
stan that confidence 💅

La Signora
is that a challenge?

Y/n
omg are u guys going to fight for me 🥵

Thoma
OHOHO

Itto
scaramouche is sweating rn

Yoimiya
fr

Scaramouche

yes, it is a challenge

Y/n
OHOHOHO

Childe
keep fighting 🥵

La Signora
and u won't go into depression once I win? ❤

Tomo
omg, more 🍵⁉️

Y/n
CLAIMING VICTORY ALREADY? 😳

Scaramouche
what makes u think you have even the slightest chance of winning against me

Itto
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

Y/n
sassy scara is best scara change my mind

Tomo
I can't.

La Signora
its simply because I am better than you <3

Yae Miko
came back with some popcorn 🤭🍿

Yoimiya
as u should've bestie

Scaramouche
the only thing you're better than me at is being taller

Y/n
I love this

La Signora
u forgot to mention everything else <3

Yoimiya
GET IT SIS

Scaramouche
denial won't make u more attractive

Tomo
OH MA GAWD

Itto
HAHAHAHAHA

Y/n
i cajt brsathe

Childe
maybe im not completely straight after all

Y/n
hey. don't get any funny ideas chili 🤬

Childe
im kidding ofc

Tomo
👆 💅

Yoimiya
so true bestie

La Signora
ok. I know a loss when I see one.

Scaramouche
glad you know your place

Y/n
OK WHY ARE U GOING AFTER EVERYONE TODAY

Yoimiya
I think its his revenge for all the times we made fun of his height

Thoma
have mercy on us 🥺

Itto
yes I promise to never make fun of your excessively small height ever again

Yoimiya
way to sugar coat it 💀

Y/n
poor moochie

Scaramouche
ihy guys

Tomo
ily guys*

Itto
fr

Yae Miko
tsundere

Y/n
so true

and its time for me to take my leave now so good bye yall

Scaramouche
good bye

Yae Miko
bye

Thoma
bye !!

Tomo
bye homie

Yoimiya
bai

Keqing
farewell

Aether
see u later

Lumine
bye y/n

Itto
bye shawty

Seen at 4:42pm

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a/n: btw I wanted to ask yall smth

I already said I was gonna make a childe chatfic and ima still plan to do that, however

bfr I publish it [whenever this book finishes], I want to ask

what different genshin x reader chatfic would you like instead ? (u can answer with childe again if you'd like me to publish the childe chatfic) or would you prefer a genshin ship chatfic ?

im fine with anything tho !! just wanna ask bfr I publish anything

ty, hope u enjoyed the chapter <3