S.W.A.G. Is Haunted:

We all entered the S.W.A.G. classroom. Miles had a bandaid on his eye and arm sling. "Who knew bowling wouldn't work out?", asked Mika.

"I got a seven", I said, as Jay held my hand.

"We shouldn't have named ourselves 'The Winners'", said Chapa.

"Sorry for throwing that bowling ball at you", Jay said, as he apologized to Miles.

"We'll do better at ice skating tomorrow", said Mika.

"Tuesdays are my days", said Miles, as we all entered the closet.

The next day we came back. "Who knew ice skating would be so painful?", asked Mika, as she balanced by wrapping around Chapa and Miles's neck.

"How was I convinced to wear this?", asked Chapa.

"At Least we're not 'The Winners' anymore", I said.

"No, we're 'The Champions', that's even worse!", said Jay.

"Tuesdays are my days to lie but Wednesdays are my days", said Miles.

"I'll buy the shirts", I said, as we entered the closet.

The next day we walked out into the Man's Nest again. "That would've been so fun", said Mika.

"If the water didn't catch on fire", said Chapa as we all looked at our dry swimsuits and our melted floaties.

"Wednesdays aren't my days but Thursdays are", said Miles.

"Hey Schwoz", Jay said.

"Hey big dude", I said.

"Hey", said Schwoz.

We all were about to enter the closet until Miles stopped us. "Something's up with Schwoz", he said.

"Really? I didn't notice anything", Jay said.

"The painting, the watching, and the dancing", said Mika.

"He's acting weird", said Miles.

"He's always weird", said Mika.

"It's kind of his thing", I said.

"Schwoz, why are you acting so weird?", asked Chapa.

"What do you mean? I'm always weird. It's kind of my thing", said Schwoz, as I nodded proudly.

"You're acting weirder", Jay said.

"What's up, Schwoz?", asked Chapa.

"I'm doing things for someone", he replied. "They're at an elderly home and I'm doing the things they want to do so I know how to do it".

"I want to know what's up with this musical computer?", I said, as I pointed at the piano.

"It's a piano", Jay whispered, as I nodded.

"Fine, I'll tell you", said Schwoz, as he looked around. "But promise to not tell Ray".

"Let me guess: you set his ex on fire? He'll be pissed", Jay said.

"What, no. I mean well, not yet", he slyly said.

"So what did you do?", I asked.

"I have a girlfriend", said Schwoz. "She's kind of old".

"Eww, he said old", said Chapa.

"Awww", said Mika.

"Why can't we tell Ray?", I asked.

"Hot mom?", Jay asked, as Schwoz nodded.

"That makes sense", said Mika, as we walked into the closet.

"Good luck", said Chapa.

"Already forgot", I said, as we walked into the closet.

The next day, we all were in our fishing outfits. "We look hot", said Chapa.

"Yeah, we do", Mika said.

"I'm so glad we're matching", I said to Jay as I leaned closer towards him.

"It was your idea", he said, as he kissed my nose and my cheeks turned red.

"Thursdays are definitely my days", said Miles.

"Should I bring the fire worms?", I asked.

"Maybe if we didn't bring it then we wouldn't set everything on fire", said Jay.

"You can't even question", said Chapa.

"Awwwww, sunshine", I mimicked as Jay glared at me. I shrunk in fear since he looked hot and scary. He came up to me and kissed me on my lips as I blushed red.

"Where are you guys going?", asked Ray.

"Fishing", Jay said, as we all went towards the glass door.

"Wait, what was that thing we weren't supposed to tell Ray?", I asked.

"It doesn't matter", said Mika.

"No, tell me", said Ray, as he smashed a glass bottle on the side of the wall.

"Well it was something about Schwoz, girlfriend, and a hot mom", I said, as Jay sighed . Ray began speaking some nonsense as he went down the tubes.

"The one time you remember", said Chapa.

"Leave my boyfriend alone, let's go fishing", said Jay, as we intertwined our fingers.

"We should check on Schwoz", said Mika, as everyone trudged to the chairs.

We were in the classroom where Ray and Schwoz were talking. "What's going on?", asked Chapa.

"Tilda, you can come out", said Schwoz to the wall.

A ghost woman came out and introduced herself. "I'm Tilda", she giggled, as I hid behind Jay. I wrapped my arms around him tightly as he played with my fingers like he always does.

"Nope", said Miles as he teleported away.

"I thought I told you to buy a non haunted school", said Ray.

"There were none available for a cheaper price", said Schwoz.

"Well she needs to leave", said Ray as he pointed at the ghost.

"The other day, a bird came into my house. My mom opened it and it flew out", I said, as I opened the window as a bird flew in. "I think it's the same one!".

"Bosey", sighed Jay as I grinned at him.

"Tilda's been here since 1982. She's trying to accomplish things so she can pass on to the after world completely", said Schwoz.

"You are gonna get rid of thay ghost", said Ray.

"Why because I know you color your hair?", asked Tilda.

"Well, let's get back to fishing", said Chapa.

"There will be no Thursday Fishing, Friday Spelunking, Saturday Volleyballing, Sunday Henna Group Tattooing", said Ray.

"I was waiting for Sunday Henna Group Tattooing", I whined, as I buried my face in Jay's warm neck.

"So was I", said Jay, as I back hugged his torso.

"Well how many more things does she need to do?", Chapa asked.

"This list", she said as Schwoz pulled out a list. There were five more things to do.

"Well I guess Miles isn't coming back any time soon", said Mika. "So we'll have to help Tilda with everything".

"Fine", Chapa sighed, as Tilda left.

"Wel, who wants to ride a bike with her?", asked Schwoz.

"Ehh, not me", said Ray, as he began to leave.

"Where are you going?", asked Mika.

"She kind of freaks me out so I'll be upstairs", he said.

"What are you gonna do? Color your hair?", asked Tilda, as we all aligned. We watched as Ray tried to hit her but she ran away.

Eeveryone did an activity with Tilda until it was my turn. We were going to do some baking. So I was in the S.W.A.G. classroom. "Back in my day, women weren't allowed to do stand up comedy. Since all that standing would make our legs stronger and we would run away", she said, as I laughed.

"We gotta get you on 'America's Got Talent'. Hidei is gonna love you", I said.

Later, everyone except Mika, Miles, and Schwoz, were cutting down a redwood tree for Tilda. "We're all definitely going to hell", said Jay.

"Ehhh, as long as I'm with you", I said, as I hugged him.

"You're so sweet, Bosey", said Jay.

"Only for you Jay Jay, I think", I said, as he laughed.

We all arrived in the Man's Nest as Ray held the chainsaw. "They're they are", said Mika.

"Back in my day, women were allowed to cut redwood trees", she said.

"Then why didn't you cut it when you were alive?", asked Chapa.

"Because we were only allowed to cut it for business purposes and not for fun", said Tilda, as Chapa grabbed the chainsaw. I protectively pushed Jay behind me as we both made eye contact and blushed.

"Okay, so we did everything. Now why aren't you floating away?", asked Schwoz.

"Because it was one of them", said Tilda, as she pulled out five more lists. "I'll be done in three Wednesdays".

"Ok, Schwoz, we did everything on that list. So I guess I'll have to ghost butt her to the afterlife", said Ray.

"Are you sure?", asked Schwoz, as he pushed over a bed type of thing.

"I have a lot of questions", said Mika.

"I will answer none", said Ray, as he laid down and Schwoz did something.

"That thing turned Ray into a ghost?", I asked, as ghost Ray stood up leaving Ray's body behind.

"Ughh", said Schwoz, as he covered Ray's eyes on his body and placed a mat over it.

"Who wants to watch a ghost fight?", asked ghost Ray as he and Tilda began battling.

"Fight!", I cheered, as Jay also cheered. It was really interesting till they started talking.

"Less talking, more fighting", said Chapa.

"Tilda's winning by a lot", Jay said.

"Schwoz, why am I still getting hurt?", asked ghost Ray.

"Maybe because you're not indestructible as a ghost?", he suggested.

"You didn't tell me that?!", gasped Ray, before Tilda hit him.

"Mika I need you to come over and take your turn spinning it", said Miles, as he teleported over. He looked at both the ghosts. "Nope". And he was gone.

I watched as Ray fell to the floor as Jay and I ran over. "I have more things to do", Tilda said as she pulled out a bunch of more lists.

"Should we check on ghost Ray?", I asked.

"He seems fine", said Jay, as Rya began whining like a puppy.

"He's probably chasing a mailman", said Schwoz, as everyone snickered.

"Ooh. I always wanted to chase a mailman", said Tilda.

"Not to be rude, but you need to leave", said Mika.

"That was rude", said Tilda.

"What she means is that there are too many things on your list to do", Jay said.

"Well one thing, I definitely want to do is eat that giant carrot which turns into meat three days later", said Tilda.

"My brother's making it right now", said Mika. "You can come over and eat it".

"But food goes right through me", said Tilda, as she ate a chip but it fell to the ground.

"I'm sure Schwoz can find a way to science science science and make Tilda eat", said Chapa.

"You can't just say science science science and expect me to have a solution but in this case I do. I can take her spirit and science science science and then someone needs to drink her", said Schwoz.

"Not it!", everyone said at the same time.

"Not it!", said Ray. "What are we not-iting?", he asked.

"Someones gotta drink Tilda", said Mika.

"Well, good thing I said not it", he said.

"I guess it's Miles", said Mika.

Later, I changed into the matching outfits with Jay, we arrived in the backyard where Miles was rotating the huge carrot. "Here, Miles. We got rid of that ghost so we got you some food", said Mika.

"Thanks, guys", said Miles.

"It's good to know that you're back to eating ice cream", I said.

"You're right, Bose. I shouldn't", said Miles, as he handed me the cup.

"Sunshine", sighed Jay, as I was about to drink the cup. He took it from me and held my other hand, as the girls stormed in.

Chapa was pissed as we all left and returned again with juice. "Since you've been tired all day spinning it, we got you some juice", said Mika, as she handed him the cup with Tilda in it. Jay covered my mouth in case I said something.

"I'll take some", said Herman as he walked over.

"No!", said Mika, as we all ran inside.

We arrived later with some water. "Here's some water", Jay said, as he held the cup and covered my mouth.

"I just said that I was really hydrated", said Miles, as we all glared at him. The four of us threatened to use their powers on me. "I guess I could drink some more water". Miles drank Tilda as we all cheered inside.

We all were sitting down for some of the huge carrot. Miles began speaking in Tilda's voice and way as his father looked a bit concerned. "We have a school play", covered up Mika.

"Nice one, pal", said Miles, as he took a bite of the carrot. We watched as the ghost came out and flew into the sky

"I can't", said Herman, as he went inside.

"Did you guys make me drink the ghost?", asked Miles.

"What do you guys say about Sunday Tattooing?", Jay asked, as we all stuck our fists in the center.

"But it's not Sunday", said Chapa.

"But it's Sunday somewhere", I said, as Jay kissed my cheek.

"That's not great logic but it works", said Mika, as Miles teleported us.