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N1Dreamerx

[BOOK ONE OF THE RIVALRY SERIES] ✨• • •The kingdom of Asten is hosting the event of the century: IMPRESS, a deadly competition where six girls vie to captivate the dark and bloodthirsty prince. The prize? The crown of Asten and rule over its five regions-Agriassi, Iclia, Miriadan, Weimos, and the glittering capital, Aeralin. But failure isn't an option-because for the losers, death awaits.For Natalya Andrea Ascelyn, life has already been cruel. After living in poverty and losing her parents in a devastating village fire, she's forced to endure the torment of her spiteful Aunt Roslin. A glimmer of hope appears when her brother, a trusted guard of the prince, invites her to the royal castle. But Natalya's new life takes a treacherous turn when she's thrust into the IMPRESS event.While others compete for the prince's favour, Natalya's true mission is revenge. Determined to uncover who destroyed her family, she navigates a cutthroat world of dazzling banquets and shadowy conspiracies. Each trial pushes her to grow stronger, more cunning, and dangerously alluring. But the competition is more than she bargained for, filled with war, forbidden desires, blood-soaked betrayals, and the awakening of her mysterious abilities. She also learns that her enemies might be closer than she imagined.As alliances crumble and secrets surface, Natalya must decide how far she's willing to go for vengeance, and only one question remains: Will she survive the prince's deadly game long enough to find the perpetrator?One crown. Six girls. Only one will win-but will Natalya's thirst for revenge cost her everything?This story includes twisted violence, strong language and sexual content. (Copyright All Rights Reserved © 2025 WP @N1Dreamerx)Highest Ranks: Vampire #1 Witch #1 Romance #2 Werewolf #9…

kiranhafeez

A series of romance that you'll love. Ranking 21 in spiritual(10 March 2018)A lot of different stories of romance that will bound you to the world of imagination which will be filled with love,romance, emotions,tears and drama. So be with me to read a lot of love stories.…

MissAshemae

[ completed &. edited ] billionaires #1Symon Axel Santilian, a living Multi Billionaire, who hates noisy people. He doesn't like anyone wandering around inside his mansion. He hates gardening or even flowers. And for the record, he hates vegetables. Not until this young beautiful innocent lady applied as his maid.Everything he didn't like turns out he already liked. Even eating vegetables that he thought were grass, he ate. Everything is good, but we all know that not everyone who starts with happiness will end with a happy ending.&.& The Billionaires Maid Book 1[PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME]All right reserved 2020©MissAshemaeps: The image/picture used for the book cover is not mine. Credits to the rightful owner.…

mihuwrts

#1 in His Tainted Series Amaira Rathore, the radiant 18-year-old princess of Madhavgargh, has always been the picture of grace and ambition. Driven by dreams of making her mark in the corporate world, she never expected her perfect life to unravel when Reyansh Rajvansh, her brother's best friend and the man who held her heart, walked away from her without a word.Reyansh, the 24-year-old heir to Suryangargh's royal family, has always worn a mask of confidence, but the weight of his painful decision to leave Amaira behind haunts him every day. What began as a forbidden love between them was shattered by circumstances neither of them could control.Six years later, fate has a different plan for them. Amaira, now the powerful CEO of her self made industry, and Reyansh, the CEO of Rajvansh Industries, are forced to confront the past when they meet again. Their chemistry is undeniable, and the old sparks between them flare up with an intensity neither can resist.─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──One night, in a heated moment, their pent-up desire explodes. Their bodies come together in a storm of passion, an electrifying mixture of love and longing. But as their hands explore, and their lips meet in a searing kiss, the question remains-can their hearts truly heal after all the years of heartbreak, or is this a fiery distraction from the truth they both need to face?─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──Will Amaira find the strength to forgive the man who broke her heart, or will the memories of their past forever stand between them? Can Reyansh prove that love, once lost, is worth the fight?Join Amaira and Reyansh in their journey of "Love, Heartbreak, and Redemption"-a steamy, intense, and emotional ride where passion and forgiveness collide, leaving you breathless and yearning for more.─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──*Tropes*Brother's Best FriendAge gapSunshine x Sunshine Protector Forbidden LoveDesi Romance Royal Romance Slow burn…

HickleandSammer

"Have you noticed America has been looking..kinda strange recently?" "I wouldn't worry too much about him"…

-rosepetal

[DISCONTINUED] every little thing she does is magic. © -rosepetal 💫 peter maximoff x fem!oc 💚 first class - apocalypse started: 07/03/2017 discontinued: 01/07/2023 cover by @crystallous…

MeiSummer

Thrown out of an abusive home, Suki pretends to be Devin's girlfriend while she stays with his family. But what happens when pretend feelings become real? ***** With nowhere to go after being thrown out of an abusive home, Suki asks Devin, a complete stranger, if she can stay the night with him. But what was supposed to be a short-term solution quickly turns into an open-ended promise: if Suki pretends to be Devin's girlfriend to ward off his pushy (if loving) mother, then she can live in his spare bedroom until she sorts out her life. But what happens when pretend feelings become real? Will Suki be able to overcome the fear and pain in her past in order to heal and fall in love?[[1st Place, The Rarity Awards, Romance Category]][[1st Place, Skull Awards, Romance Category]][[1st Place, The Royalty Awards 2017, Romance Category]][[1st Place, The Gold Awards 2017, Romance Category]][[1st Place, The Holo Awards, Romance Category]][[1st Place, The Z Awards, Romance Category]][[1st Place, The Purple Awards, Romance Category]][[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]]…

mishiwrts

[First book in Our Chance Series]He is rude.She is polite. He is cold-hearted.She is soft-hearted.He was extroverted.She is introverted.He's a father.She's a mother...or so she thought she was going to be.After losing the love of her life and her child a week ago... Meera Sharma never in her existence of twenty-three years imagined herself in a school reunion only to come across with her teacher and his baby boy and certainly not to be offered a job.************************************"Here" she said giving it to him. "Thanks but it's fine" said Karan trying to assure her."No it's not fine Sir you apply it yourself or I will you got hurt because of me and I don't like it I'm sorry.""Hey Meera it wasn't your fault that I got hurt I will do it again in a heartbeat if it meant you to be safe. In fact I'm sorry because I should have come there sooner I can't even think about what you went through.""You said it wasn't my fault" she asked."Yes it wasn't.""And it wasn't yours either" she said wanting him to stop taking the blame on himself."You were there to save me that's what matters." ************************************𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬 -:• 𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧•𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭•𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐲 •𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 × 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭•𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭 × 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭Started: 07th July 2023Ended : 29th Sept 2023…