๐๐๐๐๐๐๐|โAre you ever serious?โ โSweetheart, serious is overrated. Sarcasm is the way to go.โ๐๐๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ฑ๐ข๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฏ๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐งโ๏ธ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐๐๐ซ@๐ง๐๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ง๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ฌโฆ
[๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐] -โข๐๐๐๐๐๐๐:๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โขIN WHICH two lost souls find each other through kicking some alien ass and saving their parents in the process(๐ฌ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ข! ๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ง)๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฅ๐๐: ๐๐/๐๐/๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ ๐/๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐บ๐๐พ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐ ๐พโฆ
Nora Walker, a psychic vampire, is conscripted into a task-force of supernatural legends that care more for themselves than the cataclysmic threat they face... ******Nora revels in her parasitical ability to translate negative emotions into spell-casting energy. Pandemonium is her passion. All of her interactions are transactions. She grows more powerful and isolated with each day. Until Chance Nightshade tricks her into joining a task-force prophesied to stop an enemy legion from annihilating the whole shadow world. And one of them threatens to warm her cold heart for good... *****[1st in #Paranormal][Can be read as a stand-alone novel]Cover designed by Stefanie Saw.โฆ
This is for people who like, talk, and breathe sarcasm it's not for people who can't take a joke at all and are boring people irlโฆ
A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :)A taste of what's in this book:Random Person" What are you doing here!?"Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here."#12 in Random 09-04-17Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners.Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_Please don't copy this book. Thanksโคโฆ
James Potter thought he was destined to fall for Lily Evans-until Eve Brooks came crashing into his life, quite literally. When a rogue bludger knocks the shy Ravenclaw off her broom, James catches her and finds himself captivated by the mystery behind her emerald green eyes. For the first time, he feels something more than infatuation, something deeper than the rivalry with Lily.Eve, however, isn't easily charmed by James's usual cocky demeanour. But James Potter has never been one to back down from a challenge. โ โ โขโ โฐโโโฝเผโพโโโฑโ โขโ "I'm going to make Eve Brooks fall in love with me.""Goodluck with that mate, she's like a ghost, that one."โ โ โขโ โฐโโโฝเผโพโโโฑโ โขโ ยฉDisclaimer: I do not own, in any way, any part of the Harry Potter franchise. This belongs J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros and respective producers. I only own my created characters that have not been originally stated within this franchise.โฆ
"Hating people consume a lot of energy I just pretend they are dead""Sarcasm is how I hug"" I wasn't this sarcastic , it took many years dealing with assholes to become this good at it."Here :sarcastic comment remarkscomebacks are served fresh daily .โฆ
Valentina thought that by being accepted into a new pack she would get the protection she wished for, but after agreeing to live with the handsome alpha she ended up gaining more than she imagined.Season 1 of Wild Fangs***In a world where werewolves are almost extinct, the weak ones, like Valentina, are treated as outcasts. Someone like her would have never been accepted into the Wild Fangs Pack, yet, Almec, the alpha and the last living lycan, welcomed her. Finding a new home isn't enough, if she wants to be free from the hunters and get her revenge she has to destroy them before they find her. Only Almec has the power to defeat them and in exchange for protection for her and her sister, Valentina agrees to live with the dangerous lycan. When she discovers that Almec is not as cruel as they say, will she choose the path of revenge that could lead her to destruction or will she allow the alpha to help heal her broken heart?โฆ
-Sarcastic jokes and linesCover made by me: Curls_X...โฆ
Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry.There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared. From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment. The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions. Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations.They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be.~~~~~~~~~~~~~Season One โ๏ธSeason Twoโ๏ธSeason Three โฐ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Best Achievements:#1 on wattpad#1 on enjoy#1 on umbrellaacademy#1 on fivehargreeves#1 on netflixโฆ
This is a stiles x reader fanfic.You and your pack were hunted and you were split up from them. Fighting rows of hunters on your own left you broken against a tree slowly dying. Two boys came to your rescue and took you to a safer place.After finding out that your original pack had disbanded, Scott invited you into his. What will happen next?Ps just a short one ๐โฆ
The popular Luke Hemmings is a sassy person. Always dripping with sarcasm. And one day the new kid arrives. Luke wants to make him his. And he does.But theres a twist to it.a baby.orwhere calum get luke pregnant.โฆ
[Voice Note Sent] โข12secs'' Pfft ,, dude you sound very noisy and irritating '''' oh really? ''sope texting auYoongi receives a message from his fiance. J.hoseokhoseok can't figure out if yoongi is on heavy dose of sarcasm or no.โฆ
I think the title explains a pretty good chunk of it. This is where I'll write my thoughts and ideas on the main topic: sarcasm. And I am pretty damn skilled if I do say so myself.โฆ
Sarcasm.Comebacks, sarcastic answers and etc..: Also I skipped number 80-89 and something else and only noticed after publishing.โฆ
When Arianna marries billionaire Zach Price to save her family, she doesn't expect to fall in love with a man who'd always consider her a second choice. An unexpected turn of events brings the couple closer together, but can a marriage based on lies and deceit ever survive? *****When Arianna's older sister, Olivia, decides to run away on the day of her wedding, Arianna is forced to take her place to save her family from ruin. But her new husband is angry, heartbroken, and seems to hate her guts. The cold, elusive billionaire Zach Price has never quite struck Arianna as the kind of man she'd want to spend her entire life with. She was more than content with her sweet, thoughtful boyfriend Noah, but when circumstances force them together, Zach and Arianna's hearts get entangled in a way she never saw coming. As the couple grows closer, they must battle the demons of their past and of the lives they left behind - especially when Olivia returns and decides she wants Zach all for herself. Content/Trigger Warning: This story contains scenes of violence and sexual abuse, and mentions abortion and miscarriage.[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]Cover designed by Ren Tachibanaโฆ
![It's Called Sarcasm [1] โฒ Twombly](https://teenfic.net/cover/it-s-called-sarcasm-1-twombly-81458515.jpg)
โ That's like the oldest line in the book. โโ It's called sarcasm, sweetheart. Look it up. โ_in which Stuart Twombly dorms next door to a sarcastic coffee addict[COMPLETED MAY 28, 2017]โฆ
"You know Bender being a dick won't make yours any bigger" I sniggered holding eye contact with him.He smirked as he wandered over to me until he stood right in front of me, his hands on my thighs. His face came close to mine as he asked-"You free tomorrow?""No. I'm expensive"๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐ข ๐ด๐ฎ๐ข๐ณ๐ต ๐ข๐ด๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต๐ฉ, ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ข๐ด ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต ๐ข๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ.๐๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ค๐ข๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ค, ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ข ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐จ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ.๐๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ, ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ญ๐ฐ๐บ๐ข๐ญ ๐ข๐ด ๐ง๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ.๐๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ข ๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ช-๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ข๐ณ, ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต๐ต๐ข ๐ญ๐ข๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ต ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ธ๐ข๐บ.[WARNING STRONG LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT]Credits for the cover go to @pretty_little_moon=Highest ranks=1# in Clairestandish1# in Johnbender1# in tbc1# in thebreakfastclub1# in 80s2# in Brianjohnson4# in Andrewclark5# in Detentionโฆ
Elijah Norman, the heir of Norman &Co, is the dream of every girl who believes in the phrase 'tall, dark and handsome'. At the age of 28, he's got it all. Money, looks, fame, and power, you name it and he has it, girls worship the ground he walks at and he discards them like tissue paper after giving them just a taste of himself and leaving them wanting more. Cold, dark, and arrogant he cares for no one except one thing, the position of CEO which comes with a price he doesn't want to pay.Happy, sarcastic, funny, and carefree, are the words that pretty much sum up Hannah Evans, She is the epitome of craziness and a total drama queen. Being the only daughter of a businessman, people expect her to be a rich bitch but often find her the complete opposite of the stereotypical image they've created, mainly because... she's a tomboy. Looking for her father's approval and trying to prove her worth in his eyes, is she willing to marry a complete stranger she hasn't even met? So join Elijah and Hannah in their journey to find out what fate has to offer.Note: give it a try and you won't regret it.Help my grow this story; vote, comment, share and follow. Your appreciation would mean the world to meโค๏ธโค๏ธWARNING:It will contain occasional use of strong language, and explicit and mature content, also, this story has grammatical errors and typo mistakes.Yours Insanely: Copyright ยฉ 2019. All Rights Reservedโฆ
Sara, oh dear Sara, if you only knew your brother... If you only knew who you are...This story takes place before Lucy's arrival, before Lisanna's 'death and before 'Loke''s arrival. (basically Natsu, Gray and Erza are kids)Random Fairy Tail fanfic, not sure if there's gonna be a love interest, if there is, I'm not sure who. Enjoy your reading, or don't, if you don't just don't read, if you do, do what you want, and now I'm rambling, so I'm gonna stop.โฆ
In which a young man started a fight with his words for no real reason, no intentions, just utter disrespect for the person who passed by him and bumped into him. This book is suggested by CourtneyValesquez, one of my readers.Started:July 21, 2023Ended:September 12, 2023for the warnings please prepare yourselfโฆ
FUNNY SARCASTIC ONE LINERS.ENJOYโ๏ธโฆ
Boboiboy and the others decided to be sarcastic. That's the content.P/S: comebacks and sarcasms are not mine.โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ Status: COMPLETED Start: December 21, 2017 End: March 13, 2018โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโฆ