girlwhowrites123

Charlie Fray is Clary Fray's twin sister and they couldn't be more different. When they are dragged into the shadow hunter world Charlie meets the sarcastic and blunt Alec Lightwood. This story is changed slightly so please do not take any offence by any storyline or character changes.I own none of the characters apart from Charlie any things that seem familiar go to Cassandra Clair any different plotline including Charlie or another character are mine. This book covers seasons 1-3 and when I started writing this book I was young and so it gets better the more you read because now I can write.…

nataliaalianovas

𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐌|❝Are you ever serious?❞ ❝Sweetheart, serious is overrated. Sarcasm is the way to go.❞𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐀𝐠𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧―︎𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐖𝐚𝐫@𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐬…

ToastedBagels

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! With a bestselling book by WWBG, a captivating Webcomic on Webtoon, and a film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios, you can read, scroll, or watch - there's an experience for everyone to dive into Waverly and Blake's journey. *****In order to fit in during her summer visit to a beachside town, Waverly must take swimming lessons from Blake, the moody (but gorgeous) lifeguard next door. ***** Seventeen-year-old Waverly Lyons is from Alaska. She doesn't do sun. But after her divorced parents can't agree on who gets to have her for the summer, Waverly gets shipped off to Holden, Florida, to spend a couple months with her aunt, Rachel. There's one minor hiccup: Blake Hamilton, Rachel's seventeen-year-old neighbor. He's athletic, outgoing, arrogant, tan, and pretty much Waverly's exact opposite. She's eager to avoid him at all costs, hoping to fit in with the other kids in Holden without drawing too much attention to herself. But when Blake discovers that Waverly has been hiding the rather embarrassing secret that she can't swim, he does the unthinkable: He offers to teach her.[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]…

addyyourlocalsimp

[𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄] -•𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐌:𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐘𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓•IN WHICH two lost souls find each other through kicking some alien ass and saving their parents in the process(𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙓 𝙛𝙚𝙢! 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧)𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕕: 𝟘𝟛/𝟛𝟘/𝟚𝟙𝖿𝗒𝗂 𝗒/𝗇'𝗌 𝗌𝗎𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗈 𝗇𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝖾…

SuspiciouslySav

James Potter thought he was destined to fall for Lily Evans-until Eve Brooks came crashing into his life, quite literally. When a rogue bludger knocks the shy Ravenclaw off her broom, James catches her and finds himself captivated by the mystery behind her emerald green eyes. For the first time, he feels something more than infatuation, something deeper than the rivalry with Lily.Eve, however, isn't easily charmed by James's usual cocky demeanour. But James Potter has never been one to back down from a challenge. ⋅⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅"I'm going to make Eve Brooks fall in love with me.""Goodluck with that mate, she's like a ghost, that one."⋅⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅©Disclaimer: I do not own, in any way, any part of the Harry Potter franchise. This belongs J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros and respective producers. I only own my created characters that have not been originally stated within this franchise.…

ok_310h224

This is for people who like, talk, and breathe sarcasm it's not for people who can't take a joke at all and are boring people irl…

_live_to_laugh_

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :)A taste of what's in this book:Random Person" What are you doing here!?"Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here."#12 in Random 09-04-17Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners.Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤…

joecool123

WATTPAD BOOKS EDITION.Some rules were made to be broken.As a certified stand-up bro, Nick Maguire knows that some things in life are sacred: Do not skip ab workouts. Never back down from spicy foods. And always accept the outcome of Rock, Paper, Scissors. For these are the revered doctrines of The Bro Code, rules of conduct that have been passed down through the ages from bro to bro. Heading into his senior year, Cassidy High's star soccer player has his priorities straight and intends to spend his time playing sports, hanging out, and living by the code. But when his best bro Carter's sister Eliza returns from studying overseas, the awkward, academic girl Nick remembers is different. Carter might be Nick's bro, but Eliza becomes his whole world-and he has to make a choice between them. Is being with the girl of your dreams worth breaking the most important rule: never date your best friend's sister? Somehow, Nick never expected that following The Bro Code may have even bigger consequences than breaking it.…

jagijongin

FUNNY SARCASTIC ONE LINERS.ENJOY✖️…

Vasvisharmaa

"Hating people consume a lot of energy I just pretend they are dead""Sarcasm is how I hug"" I wasn't this sarcastic , it took many years dealing with assholes to become this good at it."Here :sarcastic comment remarkscomebacks are served fresh daily .…

chloeinks

-Sarcastic jokes and linesCover made by me: Curls_X...…

BrandonWong048

What happens when an arrogant hockey star falls for an honor student that only wants to stay away from trouble? On the ice, Caleb Dawson is unstoppable, but his talent alone might not be enough to win Jennifer's heart, especially when his bad boy reputation is exactly what she's not looking for... *****Jennifer Beckett is academically gifted, but while she may seem flawless in the classroom, she spends her life hiding her insecurities. Boy trouble is the last thing she would want to get involved in, so when she collides with Caleb Dawson, the cocky and self-centered hockey player that everyone worships, Jennifer can't get away fast enough. The problem is, the two of them keep gravitating toward each other. Does Caleb have what it takes to be in a relationship, despite his arrogance from being one of the best teenage hockey players in America? And can Jennifer see past her own issues to give him - and herself - a chance?[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]Cover designed by Ray Gardener…

Sunkittymwuah

[Voice Note Sent] •12secs'' Pfft ,, dude you sound very noisy and irritating '''' oh really? ''sope texting auYoongi receives a message from his fiance. J.hoseokhoseok can't figure out if yoongi is on heavy dose of sarcasm or no.…

i_am_chocolate

I think the title explains a pretty good chunk of it. This is where I'll write my thoughts and ideas on the main topic: sarcasm. And I am pretty damn skilled if I do say so myself.…

coolbananax

Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry.There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared. From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment. The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions. Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations.They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be.~~~~~~~~~~~~~Season One ✔️Season Two✔️Season Three ➰~~~~~~~~~~~~~Best Achievements:#1 on wattpad#1 on enjoy#1 on umbrellaacademy#1 on fivehargreeves#1 on netflix…

winchasster

❝ That's like the oldest line in the book. ❞❝ It's called sarcasm, sweetheart. Look it up. ❞_in which Stuart Twombly dorms next door to a sarcastic coffee addict[COMPLETED MAY 28, 2017]…

sweetdreamer33

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again?****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her?******Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama.[[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]]The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33)Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.…

aregsap121

Sarcasm.Comebacks, sarcastic answers and etc..: Also I skipped number 80-89 and something else and only noticed after publishing.…

yvesbab1e

For all those people out there ( me ) who has some certain people that they HATE a lot. This is the book for you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED:This book is just ideas of insult and sarcasm, not to really insult you.Ps: don't kill me…

pxnklxcifer

The popular Luke Hemmings is a sassy person. Always dripping with sarcasm. And one day the new kid arrives. Luke wants to make him his. And he does.But theres a twist to it.a baby.orwhere calum get luke pregnant.…

sarcasticallyyy

"Find some stupidity around you and I'll follow!" -Sarcasm…

Curiously678

This is a stiles x reader fanfic.You and your pack were hunted and you were split up from them. Fighting rows of hunters on your own left you broken against a tree slowly dying. Two boys came to your rescue and took you to a safer place.After finding out that your original pack had disbanded, Scott invited you into his. What will happen next?Ps just a short one 😂…

Otaku4Eternity_

Do I really need a description for this? The title is self explanatory. Unless you're that stu-I'm gonna save the insults for the book.…

Batbooo

"You know Bender being a dick won't make yours any bigger" I sniggered holding eye contact with him.He smirked as he wandered over to me until he stood right in front of me, his hands on my thighs. His face came close to mine as he asked-"You free tomorrow?""No. I'm expensive"𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦.𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥.𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬.𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘪-𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳, 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺.[WARNING STRONG LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT]Credits for the cover go to @pretty_little_moon=Highest ranks=1# in Clairestandish1# in Johnbender1# in tbc1# in thebreakfastclub1# in 80s2# in Brianjohnson4# in Andrewclark5# in Detention…