purple_princess143

Haley Willms is overly sarcastic. It's become a reflex at this point and Jared knows this.Jared Housley has annoyed her for such a long time and Haley has resented him for that, but she keeps getting stuck with him. With her best friend trying to play matchmaker, Haley never turning down a challenge, and an ever-lasting battle of wits Little Miss Sarcastic might just end up falling for the guy she hates.completed. if you liked this book check out the spin-off 'stealing dreams'. #jaleyonly published on wattpad, please notify me if you find this book anywhere else so i can take legal action. i DO NOT want to publish this book anywhere else or in any other languages, STOP MESSAGING ME ABOUT THIS.…

-AGUSTIDES

━━A SARCASTIC PHRASE A DAY,KEEPS THE ANNOYING BITCHES AWAY( cover from @sanasatan on pinterest )© -AGUSTIDES…

fallenbabybubu

Nerdy Dakota Evans makes the biggest mistake of her life by falling in love with her best friend, Aaron Ford. Despite coming from entirely different cliques in school, will their relationship have a chance?***In a high school where everyone belongs to cliques, nerdy and boyish Dakota Evans' friendship with basketball jock, Aaron Ford, becomes a big issue. Aaron's highly protective of Dakota and doesn't realize that she's in love with him. With their friendship eventually going on the rocks, will Aaron finally realize his true feelings for Dakota before it's too late?[[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]]…

stardustingstudio

❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities.[Book 2 in the "How To" series]WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.…

Destiny_Morgenstern

The title says it all.…

Veektri

Evelyn an ordinary but not so ordinary girl. She is fearless, sarcastic and strong willed. Him on the other hand is no different. He is rude, arrogant and devilishly handsome and did I add the current CEO of Eros Corporations Limited. He is also strong headed and does not give in just like she does and marriage was never a part of his long term goal since he saw all women as one - gold diggers and an object of pleasure. But like the saying goes behind every ice cold hearted man was once a warm hearted man. What happens when these two are thrown or rather forced in a marriage together. Will Eveyln pierce his soul and melt every ice he has built up or would she run away since she has always loved her bestie after all. I guess you will just have to read to find out.…

Be_your_own_kind

Sarcasm is an art. It takes a lot of skill to make an sarcastic comment on the spot.So in this book you will learn the art of being sarcastic .So get ready to laugh out loud and be blown away by the best sarcastic comments/comebacks ever!!…

ToastedBagels

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! With a bestselling book by WWBG, a captivating Webcomic on Webtoon, and a film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios, you can read, scroll, or watch - there's an experience for everyone to dive into Waverly and Blake's journey. *****In order to fit in during her summer visit to a beachside town, Waverly must take swimming lessons from Blake, the moody (but gorgeous) lifeguard next door. ***** Seventeen-year-old Waverly Lyons is from Alaska. She doesn't do sun. But after her divorced parents can't agree on who gets to have her for the summer, Waverly gets shipped off to Holden, Florida, to spend a couple months with her aunt, Rachel. There's one minor hiccup: Blake Hamilton, Rachel's seventeen-year-old neighbor. He's athletic, outgoing, arrogant, tan, and pretty much Waverly's exact opposite. She's eager to avoid him at all costs, hoping to fit in with the other kids in Holden without drawing too much attention to herself. But when Blake discovers that Waverly has been hiding the rather embarrassing secret that she can't swim, he does the unthinkable: He offers to teach her.[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]…

TheSarcasticBrunette

IMPORTANT NOTICE: This book will be removed from Wattpad except for some sample chapters on 21st March 2021. When her cheating husband accuses Liza of being a cheater, Liza looses it all. All while knowing her husband's infidelity, the only hope she held onto was that he would come back to her leaving his cheating ways. When he demands for a divorce, she gives in.Distraught by his accusations, she leaves the very home she had spent numerous nights waiting for him to come home. But an unfortunate accident lands her in the hospital.And the only way he would ever know her truth is the box Liza cherishes so much. In the box lie a series of letters she had wrote him.summary @alexa105Cover Credit @trulyness…

izzy-144

When Beacon hills He's in trouble And your dad has to go help save it and he takes you along what will happenJackson and Ethan child"Hi I'm eli " "cool I'm yn "…

_etoorish

What will happen when two people disaster within themselves are compelled to marry each other???Mahir Sehgal,25 years old guy,CEO of Grace industries and Adhya Sane,20 years old girl,an aspiring medical student are put together in a wedlock.Explosion.Crazy Fights.Humour.Hint of Romance and knock on hearts.Both of there brains are time bombs.Anger is their main issue.One knows to control it while the other only knows how to burst it.One hates mess while the other can't spend a day without making mess.Both are control freaks and hate being ordered.'Marriage?What's that?'Is the reaction given by them when asked about it.On top of that,both hate chessy romance.Only one difference,one laughs her ass out while the other cringes at the mere thought of it.Her presence itself is no less than a disaster while the other loves creating disaster but....but....in others life.Both love being sarcastic but again a slight difference,one loves to be biologically sarcastic while the other is literature sarcastic.What will happen when tsunami will clash with roaring fire?Will they end up destroying each other or will learn the way of calming each other?Only god knows,what will happen when Ms. Biologically Sarcastic and Mr. Literature Sarcastic are put under one roof.Will they be able to find their happily ever after in their cute fights?Well,for that join me in this hilarious,comedy yet sweet journey.…

PeytonNovak

Grace wants to prove herself by making the men's hockey team at her new school. Will a rivalry with the captain - or an attraction between them - get in the way? ***** When Grace Gillman moves to California, she's determined to play hockey -- even if that means making a place for herself on her new school's only team. But Sebastian Evans doesn't want a girl on the men's team, even if she's a great player. He's convinced she'll distract the other boys and cost them their shot at the championship - and with it, his only chance at a scholarship to his dream college. But despite his icy attitude towards her, he can't help but feel a connection building between them - which quickly gets complicated when he learns she has eyes for someone else. Will they remain rivals on the rink, or will things heat up between them?[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]…

koda_unicorn

Bella Swan has a brother younger than her. She absolutely despises him along side his mother. Charlie on the other hand can't get enough of his sarcastic little boy. His name is Faolan Anne Swan and he is the most sarcastic and generally funny human being you will come across. Being 16 and always living with his father what will he do when Bella comes and crashes on his parade? Read to find out.…

oscarwildesort

This is a work of satire and absolutely intended to offend.Please consult with a doctor before consumption if you suffer from the following;- RupiKaur Syndrome - FakeDeepitis- PTSD (Pretentious TwatShite Disease) - a general lack of humour…

MasticSarcastic

But when the redhead smiled instead, I knew I had found what I was looking for all these years. Someone that accepted me for who I was. A real friend.…

Sarcastic_Vibes_Only

*After NWH and MoM* Peter was fighting the green goblin when suddenly the villain shoots him with a weird device and he gets transported back to the past. *Civil war and Homecoming has already happened and the avengers are back together but infinity war has yet to come*…

yuenwrites

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. When a field injury kickstarts his senior year, heʼs turning his free time and attention to Wren.And maybe she might not want to be invisible after all. ***** [Watty's Collector's Edition Winner][TFA Runaway Prize Winner][[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]]Cover designed by Ashley Santoro…

Sarcastic_Vi

Welcome to Hell, join the hazbin hotel! See what life with you and the other characters Credit to Hitsujinu (I think) for the artwork of the book cover…

astrophilistic

read the title bruh?…

sarcasticgiggle

A maze runner love story, a wondrous disaster.*may contain mature themes* [completed]#1 newt#1 mazerunner!Only read if you've read the books/ seen the movies!…

ProudToBeSarcastic

When her mother announced they were moving once again, this time to a small town in Virginia, Emma assumed it was just one more search for a fresh start in a perfect place. But Mystic Falls was far from perfect, and her assumption far from correct. But by the time she realizes it, it will be too late.Without really looking for them, Emma will stumble upon all of the secrets hidden within the town as well as within her own family. And of course, once you're roped into the world which hides beyond the shadow of night within the small town, it is hard to get out of it. So it's good that Emma doesn't want to. Something keeps pulling her in, or better said... Someone.-----[Kol Mikaelson x OC][Book I in The Life Trilogy][The Vampire Diaries: Season 3 - 4][Completed: March 10th, 2022]…

milesswife

Lexie's parents died in a car crash and she had no where to go so she will be living in the fairchild house.. (completed)…

KristenLightbay

„Ona je človek, kým ja som prízrak. Toto nikdy nemôže fungovať." Hailey Evanson Sedemnásťročná Hailey má celkom normálny život. Má najlepšiu priateľku Miu, rodičov ktorí ju nechápu a chodí na strednú školu v Bristole. A predsa nie je všetko v poriadku. Noc čo noc jej nedá spať záhadný chlapec, čo sa jej objavuje v snoch. Ale čo keď sa jej zjaví aj v skutočnosti? Jeden obyčajný deň zachvátia strednú školu v Bristole plamene a Hailey sa stane nehoda pri ktorej stratí pamäť a záhadný chlapec už nie je viac záhadou... Aké veľké bude Nathanovo prekvapenie, keď zistí že Hailey naozaj existuje, no nepamätá si naňho. Nemá inú možnosť len zapísať sa na jej školu a prinútiť ju znova si rozpomenúť. A urobí čokoľvek... Prečo sa títo dvaja stretli v snoch? A ako to nakoniec skončí? ,,Myslel som si že ťa tu znova uvidím." Vyskočím a skríknem z prekvapenia a srdce mi bije ako zvon. ,,Ježiši kriste!" Zvriesknem. ,,Nie, to som iba ja." Prejde okolo mňa, ruky za chrbtom. ,,Povedal by som, že som ťa nechcel vyplašiť, ale to by som klamal. Tvoj komický výstup stál zato. Celé to ,,áááá,, vystúpenie bolo k popukaniu." Napodobní moje mávanie rukami a mám chuť sa naňho vrhnúť od zlosti. Ešte som ho len stretla a už ma vytáča. TRAILER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otrOc235OSQ…

SarcasticCow

Ruby Fowlis planned on living the bachelorette life when she left school. However, it seemed like a spanner had been thrown into the works as a new substitute teacher with a dark past - Angel Jenkins - changes her views. What will happen when Ruby discovers Angel's reason to why she is so judgemental?…