Funny texts

Funny texts

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Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day!Credits to whoever made these jokes.…

Fun Facts | Hyunlix

Fun Facts | Hyunlix

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" Did you know "" No "" I didn't even say anything "…

One Wicked Season

One Wicked Season

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Lady Victoria Ashdown will do anything to protect her inheritance and defeat her conniving stepmother, even if it means competing against the young, beautiful and talented debutantes in the most wicked social season in town...to find a charming husband. *****Levi Everard was once a charmer, until he hid himself in his Standbury estate for reasons only he knows. Now, he is back in town, no longer the charmer, but the man forced to find Victoria Ashdown a husband, for friendship's sake. She is his good friend, he tells himself. Nothing more. And good friends are not supposed to kiss...*This story is a standalone title in the Everard Family series.[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]Cover designed by Ashley Santoro…

Double the Trouble, and Maybe the Fun

Double the Trouble, and Maybe the Fun

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Haven was an alphas daughter. Although she thought she was just an ordinary girl, her father always told her she was destined for greatness. When news of a great pack invading reached her, Haven couldn't believe her ears. She quickly left her pack work, and went out to fight off the intruders. She prepared for a war, but what she got was much worse. Well, at least to her.Having one mate is hard enough, and an alpha at is one of the hardest. Imagine having two alpha mates. That's what the one girl who didn't want one mate, got. Is it double trouble or just more fun? •"I have twin mates?" I asked out loud, shit this was confusing. "Yes, baby girl." Kiran whispered softly in my ear. I hadn't even noticed him lean forward. "But I'm not a twin." I asked, voicing my confusion, I'm not a twin. Am I? I don't think I am. Wait, yesterday, my mate. He was alpha. Oh shit. "We're alphas honey. We only need one, and that one is you."•Best ranking: #1 in Werewolf 12/06/2018#1 in twins 12/06/2018…

RECKLESS FUN | Blaise Zabini | Au

RECKLESS FUN | Blaise Zabini | Au

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"Are you asking me out on a date or threatening me?" "How about threatening you with good time?" Zoe Black is irresponsible, fun-loving, surprisingly intelligent and very charming. Her life is shadowed by the haunting legacy of her murderous father who escapes Azkaban as she enters her third year. Hogwarts is the canvas for Zoe's practical jokes, creating a trail of chaos and laughter with Fred and George Weasley.Known for his cunning and arrogant demeanour, Blaise Zabini finds himself entangled in a playful dance of wit and charm with Zoe Black. Their banter is a delightful blend of teasing remarks and sly smiles, each encounter a duel of verbal sparring where neither is willing to concede defeat. Zoe, with her infectious laughter and charms, manages to chip away at Blaise's composed facade, unraveling the layers of his arrogance.#1 IN BLAISE ZABINI…

fun in space | rick sanchez

fun in space | rick sanchez

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*✧・゚: *✧・゚: fun in space ══ "boy, when we get there, we'll have fun in space"in which cassiopeia pines travels the multiverse with rick sanchezr. sanchez x fem!ocseasons 1-4completed!*DISCLAIMER: this book is completed, however it endson a sort of cliffhanger with no intentsof a second book happening. read with caution. RICK AND MY OC ARENOT A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. THEYNEVER ARE. NEVER WERE SUPPOSEDTO BE. I AM AWARE. K THANKS.…

This could be fun (🐍 boys gc)

This could be fun (🐍 boys gc)

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(Social media and irl)When Anastasia Fletcher gets added into a group chat with THE 3 boys from Slytherin, they decide to let her stay. ≪•◦ ❈ ◦•≫Piping hot tea, cheesy texts and cute moments weren't expected, but what life gives you, you get.(Mattheo Riddle endgame)≪•◦ ❈ ◦•≫Started: 10 April 2024Ended: #3 in texting#2 in mattheo #2 in cheesy romance#3 in slytherin boys#2 in hogwarts#2 in lunalovegood#1 in mattheoriddlexoc#2 in hogwartsschoolofwitchcraftandwizardry…

Planet B

Planet B

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There is no Planet B.Actually, there is.--------------------[2021 WATTYS SCI FI WINNER🎉][WATT-MULTIVERSE FEATURE] [HIGHEST RANK: #1 in LGBTPRIDE#4 in SCIENCE#12 in PLANET]Briar Black is not a good person, which has never bothered him, or anyone in 2399, at all. Until the government releases something huge:Planet B. A second chance. And all 10 billion people want it, but only 3 billion can go.So, the 2632 Exam: a year long test to see who deserves that second chance, and who does not. Briar thinks his shot is out the window, but when Theodore Maize-AKA a saint, AKA a definite candidate for Planet B-enters, Briar has a plan:Befriend Theo, get his spot, and say goodbye to his life on Earth for good.The plan comes with more than just meeting Theo, but meeting his world, and where it collides with Briar's: the ruthless reality of the rich, the pitying reality of the poor, the state of his dying world, the time ticking on all their fates, the mind of a bad person, the heart of a good person, and the rocky roads everyone takes to get there.One shot, one guy, one year, two planets.How hard could it be?[150-200,000 WORDS][Content Warning: This story contains drug use, scenes of withdrawal, alcohol use, and violence.]…

101 FUN FACTS

101 FUN FACTS

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A bunch of random facts that are cool to know.…

A Not So Fun Fair (L.S.)

A Not So Fun Fair (L.S.)

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For Edward's birthday, he planned to take his four best friends to the funfair. After a quick argument, his 3 year younger brother Harry tagged along, much to Edward's dislike. He didn't like his brother as much as he was supposed too. He was too young, childish, clingy. When Harry spotted a can knockdown booth he also noticed the most beautiful teddy bear he has ever seen. And that is where things go down.…

Jungkook ff Mafia's crazy obsession {Completed}

Jungkook ff Mafia's crazy obsession {Completed}

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What will happen a mafia got crazily obsessed with you...?Start reading to find out...!!…

Fun Facts!

Fun Facts!

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Did you know that milk does not make your bones stronger? that Kids learn faster than adults? that sharks do not need sex anymore for reproduction? that sleep-deprived Teens are more likely to commit a crime? and eating chili can lead to longevity? Come and read more about it to know the real reason behind these fascinating, mind-blowing and weird science facts. ------#10 in funfacts#2 in randomfacts *Sources: reliable sites found in the internet world…

😊 Stunning beauties from the 70s having fun in Xiangjiang

😊 Stunning beauties from the 70s having fun in Xiangjiang

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Stunning beauties from the 70s having fun in Xiangjiang(七零之绝色美人玩转香江)Author: The Queen Is Not at Home  copywriting  In her last life, Ye Tianhui fought on the battlefield and made great achievements. Now, born in the 1970s , she has become the real daughter of a wealthy family in Hong Kong who is stranded in the mainland.  Rich families have no family ties, and all dealings are profitable. When she came to this colorful Xiangjiang, she wanted nothing more than to eat something delicious.  She rolled up her sleeves and got ready to get going and make money! Get rich and eat!  The daughter of the Ye family who was living abroad came back from the mainland.  When talking among the upper class circles in Xiangjiang, no one would express emotion. This daughter was raised in the mainland without any discipline since she was a child. Now that she has just arrived in Xiangjiang, she may not be as earthy as a sweet potato.  However, what people didn't expect is...  The fake daughter Ye Wenyin pulled her marriage partner and said with tears: "Let's break up. You go and marry her."  The young master of the Gu family announced: "I only love Wen Yin. I will not marry you, a northern girl. Just give up!"  Ye Tianhui was surprised: "...Who do you think wants to marry you? Can I like you?"  Gu Zhifan said fiercely: "Don't pretend to be hypocritical for me here, you will never even think about entering our Gu family!"  As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a dignified and upright figure coming to Ye Tianhui's side, wearing a protective posture.  The fake daughter Ye Wenyin was surprised.  This is Gu Shizhang, Gu Zhifan's brother-in-law...  Gu Shizhang looked at his nephew with a dull expression: "Zhifan, it's not your turn to decide whether my girlfriend can enter the Gu family or not."  Content tags: A rich family's past and present, sweet and refreshing articles…

Zodiac Fun!

Zodiac Fun!

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Astrology is my strength, so here is a book for y'all!Highest rank so far: #377 in Random!!** Some may be created by me. You'll be notified if I did create one myself **…

Inseparable {fun ghoul x reader}

Inseparable {fun ghoul x reader}

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You joined the fabulous killjoys after being the abandoned. You can ghoul connect instantly, becoming inseparable. Desert life is hard though and nothing can stay the same.…

Spicy Oneshot

Spicy Oneshot

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Warning : This is a Spicy story so please don't report and read only if you are horny or wanted to be horny…

Your personal Fun time (Fun time foxy x reader femeal )

Your personal Fun time (Fun time foxy x reader femeal )

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I don't really see that much fun time foxy x y/n so I did this and it's my first story ( sorry for my englis if i made some mistakes I am so sorry ) I will add some of your sugestions. Let's do this!! THE PHOTOS AREN'T MADE BY MYSELF !!The only thing I own is the story .The caracters were take from one of Scots game ( sister location)Dame this is cringy as fuck..Anyway y'all this is a warning "I WAS STUPID AND DIDN'T KNEW ENGLISH AT THAT TIME AND I AM TO LAZY TO REWRITE THIS!!"…

♡ Romance in the School ♡ (Complete)

♡ Romance in the School ♡ (Complete)

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Kim Taehyung × Jeon JungkookSweet Romance, Comedy, FunnyTaekook makes me happy.…

Trust No One...Except Him - Funtime Foxy x Reader

Trust No One...Except Him - Funtime Foxy x Reader

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You needed a job and just so happened to come across an ad for Circus Baby's Pizza World. Interested, you applied for the job and were excited to begin your first night. But all the excitement quickly disappears. Suspicious, you aren't sure who you can trust anymore. But what happens when you meet Funtime Foxy?And what happens when you start to fall for him?FNAF and all FNAF characters belong to Scott Cawthon.…

Funtime foxy x child reader

Funtime foxy x child reader

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(THIS ISN'T A ROMANTIC BOOK BC I WOULD NEVER SHIP FOXY WITH A CHILD, instead it's more of like Foxy takes care of (Y/N) as a guardian) (Y/N) was just 3 years old when she went first went to circus baby's pizza world, who would dance and sing with the other animatronics, her favorite was Funtime Foxy. But one day her parents never took her back. 4 years later would she come back and finally meet her old friends? Or would they not recognize her?…

The Shah Gharana ✔

The Shah Gharana ✔

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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝒽𝒶𝒽 𝒢𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒶The Shah Family._________Status - Complete_________"On the outskirt of Alamnagar, there lived the Shah Gharana. A family well know for their furniture business and impeccable reputation of united members. Everything about them was perfect and royal. They lived happily and peacefully."That's what anyone in Alamnagar would tell about The Shah Gharana. But then, neither they were perfect, nor peaceful. All they were, was another desi family with lots of chaos and lots of drama. Nobody would believe if told that the flawless household they saw had the most flawed people as residents. A bunch of chaotic and a bunch of calm people of who had made everything perfect together. So let's get ready to meet the people of Shah Gharana and explore their imperfectly perfect tales.Cover by - @zeynepshah_________Started - May 23, 2021Ended- September 24, 2024______Genre- Rom-com and family drama© All rights reserved.2021.ayesh1love…