Soviet: Alright comrades, everyone ready?

Ozpin: I believe so.

Soviet: Good, now for some context of this universe. This will be focusing on 6 men who call themselves Team 6 or the Vanoss Crew depending on who you ask.

Arslan: So what's important about them?

Soviet: As you know on social media's you can have followers or subscribers, yes?

Yang: Yup! Let me guess, these are some famous people?

Soviet: Da, and before we start, just know that of course. There are no Faunus's, this is just how they're know by.

Blake: Ok?

Jaune!404: L-l-lEt-l3t-Let's ge-get t-this An-aN-aniMa-m4-MATiON on-0n-ON the r-r-r-RoAd.

The screen the started to roll footage of a mansion at night as the camera then quickly cut to a man with an owl head up close to the camera.

Weiss: What the...

Vanoss: Ayo what's good Vanossers. It's your boy, Vanoss. It's 5:00 A.M in the morning.

Yang: So he's a vlogger?

Soviet: Nyet, Team 6 is mainly known for gaming videos and this is just an animation.

Yang: Ah.

Vanoss was then seen with a airhorn.

Vanoss: I'm here at the Team 6 house and we're gonna go wake up Wildcat-

He then moved the camera to show a man with a pig head, wearing a bike helmet, asleep in his underwear.

Vanoss: Let's do this shit.

Weiss: Oh wonderful, a wake up prank. I'm sure Yang knows all about this.

Yang: Oh yes I do! And what he's doing is extremely tame.

Soon dramatic music was heard as the camera kept cutting between Vanoss and Wildcat before one final cut to Wildcat's rear end.

Glynda: The indecency!

Ruby: Ew!

Reese: That was the last thing I was expecting.

Vanoss then blew the airhorn threw times causing Wildcat to cover his ear, trying to get away before getting up.

Wildcat: Aw! What the-

*HONK* *SPLASH*

Wildcat: Hey! Hey! I'm already awa-

*HOOOONK*

Within the span of a few seconds Vanoss had woken up Wildcat with an air horn, splash him with a bucket of water, and cover him in silly string as Wildcat looked unamused.

Yang: Ok! That was different and more experienced!

Wildcat: Now you're just using every cliché way to wake someone-

*THUNK*

A T-Shirt with Vanoss's logo was then shot into Wildcat's mouth before the camera cut to Vanoss holding a T-Shirt cannon.

Vanoss: How's my merch taste, bitch!

Yang: HA!

Ciel: That is not the proper way to wake a person...

Winter: No it is not.

Brawnz: He has merch?

Nolan: I mean, what influencer wouldn't?

Roy: He's got a point.

The camera then got right up to Vanoss's face as Wildcat coughed the shirt out.

Vanoss: Link in the description below.

Suddenly the camera went to Wildcat.

Cinder: This is just getting ridiculous!

Wildcat: Yo what's up piglets, it's your boy Wildcat. We're here- we're gonna- we're gonna wake up BasicallyIDoWRK-

The camera then cut to Marcel who was asleep, all rolled up in a blanket.

Wildcat: He's in here being lazy, he's sleeping in.

Wildcat then moved the camera to show he was with Vanoss.

Wildcat: C'mon Vanoss let's go.

Vanoss: Let's go.

Wildcat: Let's go wake him up.

Weiss: *Sigh* Another victim...

Ciel: That poor man...

Vanoss: Ready on bro? Okay?

Wildcat: Alright.

Vanoss: Ready. 3. 2-

The two then pulled out chainsaws with evil like grins on their face.

Ironwood: That isn't a good idea!

Glynda: Not in the slightest!

Nebula: They really just don't care!

The two then slid into BasicallyIDoWRK's room with revved up chainsaws freaking him the hell out while some girls were more focused on Wildcat and Vanoss still not wearing any clothes.

Vanoss: BROOOO!!!!

Wildcat: GET HIS ASS!!!

Yang: ... He is packing...

Ruby: Yeah! A chainsaw!

Yang and the rest of the family looked at the innocent 15 year old.

Yang: Sure...

Weiss facepalmed at what Yang really meant alongside Ruby's innocence.

Weiss: Yang...

Blake in the meanwhile was blushing as a few other people voiced their opinions on these "pranks."

The camera then zoomed onto Marcel/BasicallyIDoWRK and Vanoss as Marcel stared at the shaking chainsaw in fear.

Marcel: AHHHH!!!

Vanoss: WAKE UP!!!

Emerald: He already is!

Mercury: They just don't care.

Marcel then jumped back into the wall before ducking down avoiding Wildcat's chainsaw.

Marcel: NO! JESUS CHR-!

Marcel then curled up into a ball as Vanoss's chainsaw came through the bed and in front of Marcel.

Ironwood: That was to close to killing him!

Willow: Who's Jesus?

The few who wondered the same thing looked to Soviet who paused the video causing everyone to look at him.

Soviet: Jesus... this will be complicated. 404, you got this?

Jaune!404: S-s-SuRE.

Timeskip

Oobleck: Fascinating! So many different religions!

Port: Ho! This is quite interesting.

Ozpin: Quite.

Soviet: We all ready?

Salem: Yes, you can continue child.

Ozpin and Salem then glared at each other before being bonked on the head by a squeaky hammer.

Ozpin: What the?

Salem: You child...

Soviet: No fighting. Now let's continue!

Wildcat: Get his lamp!

Wildcat was then seen destroying a lamp with a big smile on his face as Marcel slid over in anger.

Marcel: GAH! STOP IT!

Glynda: They really don't care for privacy or anything...

Soviet: Not one bit.

Clover: Not to mention they're destroying his property and belongings.

Vanoss: Fuck this shelf!

Vanoss then slammed his chainsaw into a book shelf destroying everything on it with Marcel popping onto camera, furious as his eye veins were seen with his teeth sharpened for more effect.

Marcel: THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!

Reese: Destroying everything you own apparently.

Jacques: 'This is ridiculous!'

Robyn: I... I don't know what to make of this...

Wildcat was then seen slicing down at Marcel's leg causing him to reel back in fear as Vanoss cut down two of the poles holding up the bunk bed causing the top to fall onto Marcel's head.

Wildcat: We're cutting your shit up! Waking your ass up!

A chainsaw was then seen extremely close to Marcel's jewels as he screamed in fear.

Jaune: Oh jeez!

Brawnz: To close!

Qrow: Way to close for comfort!

Marrow: Seriously!

The camera then quickly cut to H20Delirious who as usual, wore his mask, cuddling a teddy bear as the trio of Vanoss, Wildcat and BasicallyIDoWRK/Marcel hovering above him all smiling.

Fiona: So, we have Vanoss, Wildcat, BasicallyIDoWRK, who is this now?

Soviet: Team 6 consists VanossGaming also know as Vanoss or Evan. Wildcat or Tyler, H20Delirious or Delirious. BasicallyIDoWRK or Marcel, Terroriser or Brian, and Daithi De Nogla, or just Nogla. The Main Crew though has other members alongside some associates.

Willow: Wow... they're a big group.

Soviet nodded.

Joanna: Explains the mansion.

Soviet: The way to tell each other a part would be Vanoss and Wildcat for obvious reasons, Marcel's hat which white with bear-like ears. Delirious by his mask, Terroriser as he's the only one with shades and the tall one and finally Nogla wearing a headset and big use of the color green.

Winter: Thank you for explaining.

Soviet: No problem! Let's continue.

The video then continued as Delirious continued to snore and sleep talk before turning over as the three disappeared behind the bed.

Blake: Well that's... nice?

The three were then seen carrying a live bear.

Roy: That is not nice!

They then swapped the teddy bear with the live bear as Delirious pulled it closer.

Glynda: Oh Oum...

Delirious: Teddy bear...

Bear: *Growl*

Delirious: Te-ted-teddy bear?

Delirious then slowly opened his eyes before they exploded open as he saw the giant bear as it roared out loud causing Delirious to scream, pushing himself away with everyone else laughing.

All of a sudden the camera then cut once more.

Weiss: Now what!?

Qrow: This ain't good.

Soon the four of them (including the bear) were outside Terroriser's room as everyone read the sign on the door which read, "DON'T COME IN! OR BE TERMINATED!"

Ruby: Terminated?

Soviet: Terroriser is known to be a... you... you'll see.

Ruby: Ok?

Elm: Wait... why is the bear with them?!

Soviet: No clue.

Everyone essentially face palmed as Ironwood noticed a certain something in Vanoss's hand with everyone wearing helmets.

Ironwood: Isn't that a grenade!?

Vanoss: Alright soldiers! Grenades out! Ready?!

Vanoss then opened the door revealing Brian asleep with his shades on and a robotic arm behind.

Ruby: Is that a robot arm!

Everyone then saw what Ruby saw while a few others admired Terroriser's body.

Vanoss: Fire in the hole!

Delirious: Fire in the hole!

Brian then sat up as Wildcat threw his grenade like a ball.

Wildcat: KOBE!

The grenade then landed on Terroriser's lap.

Octavia: Kobe?

Soviet: He was a famous basketball player and great man on Earth... but died in 2020, may he rest in peace.

Everyone then had a moment of silence as after a minute the video continued.

Terroriser: You motha fuck-!

*BOOM*

The camera then cut back to outside the mansion as a big part of hit was then blown a part.

Winter: That... was a big explosion...

We were then back inside with the crew behind a small blast shield with Terroriser standing in the doorway with some parts of his skin gone revealing robotic parts as he flopped onto the ground.

Terroriser: Agh...

*Plop*

Ruby: WAHH!!! He's a cyborg!

Soviet: Surprise. A cyborg or Terminator.

Yang: That's awesome!

Neptune: Now that's cool!

Sun: I wonder what it's like!

We then finally cut to the last member, Nogla who had his ass out a bit with his headset on snoring.

Glynda: I...

Phone: Do ma thing! Do ma thing! Do ma thing!

Nogla then woke up as he made some funny face expressions grabbing his phone, answering while pulling the covers up.

Nogla: Hello?

Soon the sounds of something was heard as Vanoss was seen wearing a helmet with his logo.

Vanoss: Hey Nogla! Wake up!

Nogla then sat up.

Nogla: What...?

Vanoss: Wake up!

Nogla: Wuh...?

Vanoss was then seen in a fighter jet, zooming towards the house.

Vanoss: Wake! Up! BROOOOO!!!

Ironwood: What kind of vehicle is that...?

Soviet: That is a fighter jet. 

Winter: What... what are they designed for?

Soviet: Designed with speed, maneuverability and heavy weaponry, fighter jets are primarily used for air-to-air combat and close air support. In conflict, the role of fighter aircraft is to establish air superiority of the air space while also being able to cover the fighters on the ground. Compared to your Bullheads, other rotor and tilt-rotor or engine in your case aircraft, fighter jets are strong but at a large cost of money.

Ironwood: That... Penny?

Penny: All recorded sir!

Salem: Watts?

Watts: All done ma'am.

Soviet: Let's continue!

Nogla then looked at his phone in confusion as he turned around seeing the fighter jet B-lining it to his window before he screamed.

Nogla: AHHHH!!!

The jet then crashed into the house as the entire thing was destroyed.

Emerald: All of that money... gone...

Mercury: Within an instant, all because of stupidity.

Vanoss was then seen taking off his helmet, throwing it away.

Vanoss: Wow... that... that uh... that got out of hand a little bit.

Wildcat then appeared, pissed.

Weiss/Wildcat: Yeah! You think?!

Yang: Uh...

Whitley: Mother?

Willow: ...Better not to question it...

Wildcat then grabbed Vanoss.

Wildcat: You just flew a fucking jet into the house as a wake up prank!

Vanoss then pressed Wildcat away as they both look unamused.

Vanoss: Naaaaaah.

Terroriser was then seen with his robotic eye as he opened his coat to reveal a bunch of shades with one looking... different, as he grabbed a basic pair, putting them on.

Glynda: He is almost entirely robotic...

Watts: Such interesting augmentations...

Pietro: Hm, I wonder what that eye could do for him...?

Terroriser: What the hell do we do now? We've got nowhere to live, we got no Wi-Fi. We got no money to buy a new house. What are we gonna do without Wi-Fi man?!

Terroriser was seen with his phone out, repeatedly tapping the screen which read... I'm not typing that... I cross boundaries, but that is not anywhere near what I cross? I think? 

Glynda: Ugh! Indecency again!

Weiss: What is wrong with these... men?!

Ozpin in the meanwhile was sipping on a cup of coffee as he looked on in amusement.

As everyone criticized the... difference between the past few viewings, a mail man suddenly appeared, voiced by one Moist Cr1TiKaL or penguinz0.

Mailman: You guys live here?

Marcel: Yup.

A piece of rubble then fell a part revealing Marcel with a broken coffee cup as he tried to drink out of it only for the coffee to land on his shirt. The mailman then handed a package and clipboard to Vanoss who signed it.

Mailman: Sign this package.

Vanoss then signed it before ripping it open to reveal a diamond play button as everyone surrounded it like a YT thumbnail.

Team 6: Wooooah! A diamond play button!

Emerald: That's made out of diamond?!

Emerald's eyes then sparkled as she looked at the play button.

Ozpin: What is this diamond play button?

Soviet: A diamond play button is awarded to the content creators of YouTube who reached 10 million subscribers.

Weiss: How many?!

Soviet: 10 million, as if you combined all of their channels. They would be at a total of 63.45 million subscribers.

The jaws then dropped as Soviet face palmed.

Soviet: Just know, they are barely in the Top 25 subscribe solo channels.

If their jaws didn't drop before, they did now.

Ruby: N-not even in the top 25 combined!?

Jaune!404: Y-YuP a-4t tH-tHiS t-t-t-T-time... th-Th-tH m-m-M-m0st sub-sUb-SuBscRibeD w-W-woU~-ld b-b-be... M-m-M-mRmR-B-b-Be-B34st a-4t-At... a-A-aL-alMos1 3-3-3-35O m-M-million.

Yang: They have what?!

Soviet: Almost 350 million subscribers.

Salem: That... is...

Ozpin: Almost three times larger than Remnant's entire population...

Soviet: To be fair Earth's population is at...?

Jaune!404: 8-8~-8.118 billion o-or-0r s-S-sO...

Jaws then dropped at the fact Earth had 8 billion people while they barely had a tenth of a billion.

Soviet: Damn really?

Jaune!404: Y-Y-yu~p.

Soviet: Anyways, let's keep the show rolling!

Vanoss then lowered the play button as he realized something as he looked at the play button with a small piece of paper taped on that said Team 10.

Vanoss: Wait! Wait! Wait! This says Team 10.

The camera then zoomed out showing Wildcat, BasicallyIDoWRK, and Terroriser all with 06 jersey's with Terroriser and Wildcat holding a banner that said Team 6 with Marcel holding a small flag, which again, said Team 06.

Vanoss: We're Team 6.

Yang: ... Awkward...

Ruby: Extremely...

Mailman: Oh, sorry. Wrong package.

The Mailman's arms then stretched out as he grabbed the play button, flicking a letter at Vanoss.

Glynda: People these days, no respect or a care in the world.

Port: It is quite sad.

Oobleck: Quite!

Vanoss had an unamused faced as he then held his hand out with the letter landing in it with Wildcat sliding into frame.

Wildcat: Oh! Yeah! No, that makes sense cuz we- we only have 24 subscribers.

Wildcat then pulled up his sleeve to reveal a tattoo of a heart with a ribbon wrapped around it with 24 written on it.

Winter: He... has a tattoo of 24 subscribers...

Arslan: This is a joke right?

Soviet: Oh yeah, definitely. Of course, they had that many at one point, but at the time of the animation. No.

Arslan: Ok... just making sure...

Suddenly Marcel was seen with a messenger pigeon on his arm as he pulled a small letter out.

Marcel: 25, bitch! My mom just subscribed!

The letter then read, "I SUBSCRIBED DEAR, LOVE YOU." with a small picture of Marcel's mom on the bottom.

Ruby: Aw, that's nice.

Summer: It is.

Wildcat was then seen drawing a five over the four tattoo with a sharpie as Vanoss cleared his throat. Suddenly the letter appeared behind them as Vanoss read it out loud with the rest of Team 6 behind him.

Vanoss: Calling all kool-ass YouTubers. That's us! 

Vanoss then did a small fist pump with Nogla and Brian doing a low five with Wildcat smiling at the bear with everyone else smiling.

Weiss: Why is it spelled like that?

Soviet: I honestly have no idea.

Dew: And why. Is. The. Bear. Still. With them?!

Soviet chuckled with Jaune!404 as they didn't answer with the video continuing.

Vanoss: Do you have a super cool viral video? Tight! Swag! YOLO!

The team was then seen doing a dab since it was 2017

Gwen: What does any of those words even mean?

Soviet: Well YOLO is short for 'You only live once.'

Ozpin: That is... a good point.

Ruby: Yeah! We only live once! So make the best of it!

Yang: You're right Rubes!

Summer and Tai looked at their daughters before looking at each other chuckling.

Soviet: Swag and tight pretty much other words for cool.

Salem: Words of Earth are... interesting...

Soviet: Well, slang is like that.

Oobleck: Slang?

Soviet: Yes, slang is a vocabulary of an informal register, common in verbal conversation. Like for example GOAT is short for 'Greatest of All Time,' and cap would mean lie, another word would be bet which would mean okay.

Oobleck: Fascinating. Would you use the words for us?

Soviet: Sure, 404?

Jaune!404: Y-y-up.

(A/N) God, I'm going to feel stupid typing this...

Soviet: Vanoss is the GOAT dude, no cap.

Jaune!404: G-G-g-gOo~D t-t-Tak-ke. V-Van-VAnosS is g-Go-goated.

Soviet: Wanna head out to get some food?

Jaune!404: B-b-B-be-Be-bEt.

Soviet: Ight.

Soviet then turned to the audience.

Soviet: there you go.

Oobleck: Interesting!

Fiona: Earth is a confusing place.

Soviet: That, is an understatement.

May M: Great...

Nora: What about that pose they're doing?!

Soviet: The dab? That is extremely old and at this point