Oobleck: Cringe?

Soviet: Embarrassing.

Oobleck: Ah!

Ren: So why is it...? Cringe?

Soviet: I don't know why, but it just feels weird and looks embarrassing now. It had gained popularity between 2016 and 2017 now a days people do it as a meme.

Port: Meme?

Soviet: Jesus...

Port: Sorry, sorry.

Soviet: It's alright, anyways, we're about halfway done, let's keep it going.

Vanoss: Fire emoji, fire emoji, 100.

The location then changed showing a large building with a banner that said "TOOBCON" posted out front with a few people below.

Vanoss: Bring it to TOOBCON in Vegas and present to our wealthy panel of businesspeople for a chance to win mad cash yo. It's gonna be lit.

People with suits and the YouTube icon was shown as Vanoss then covered the screen with flames coming out his eyes.

Ironwood: Vegas?

Soviet: A city in the United States, Las Vegas in Nevada state or commonly known as just Vegas, or it's nicknames, Sin City, the City of Lights, or The Gambling Capital of the World.

Ironwood: Ah, it's a gambling city...

Soviet: For the most part. Here is a picture.

The video was then replaced by a picture of the Vegas Strip.

Everyone looked at the picture in amusement.

Ruby: Wooooow...

Weiss: That is beautiful...

Arslan: So... without Grimm, this is possible...

Soviet: Yes, this is the Las Vegas Strip in Paradise.

Reese: It's amazing...

Glynda: The lights... they go on forever... and it's so... mesmerizing...

Jacques: 'Imagine how much money I could make there!'

Suddenly Jacques was flung out the theatre, to nobody's attention.

Robyn: This truly is marvelous...

May M(arigold): The buildings are massive too...

Joanna: A large population comes bigger buildings to house them.

Fiona: True.

Soviet: Yes, sometimes when people come together, the beauty of such can come together, but when put against each other, destruction and devastation will consume a man.

Ozpin: Such true words.

Soviet: Let's... continue.

Suddenly 4 people in chairs and suits were seen with an box and cat coming out said box appeared.

Terroriser: That's like Shark Tank for YouTubers!

May Z(edong): What's Shark Tank...?

Soviet: Shark Tank is a popular reality TV show where aspiring entrepreneurs pitch their business ideas to a panel of successful investors, known as "sharks," in the hopes of securing investment and expertise to grow their businesses.

Ciel: Interesting...

Penny: Extremely, friend Ciel!

Elm: What was the most successful business?

Soviet: I believe that would be Bomba Socks.

Marrow: Bomba socks?

Soviet: Yes, Bomba socks are known for their comfort, quality, and social impact. They have gained popularity for their innovative design and commitment to giving back. 

Clover: How much did they make?

Soviet: Hm... I believe around $1.3 Billion dollars 4 years ago, and have only risen.

Some jaws around then fell to the floor, that was almost tripled the amount.

Willow: Surprising.

Soviet: Yes, I know the SDC is worth around $475 Billion Lien, but to be fair, 1 US Dollar is worth around 100 Lien, if not more Lien.

Willow: So in Lien they would be worth?

Soviet: $130 Billion.

The Schnee's then looked shocked, Remnant's leading energy provider is  being followed by a literal clothing company.

Soviet: And Bomba Socks isn't even an extremely famous brand like Nike.

Weiss: A-a-and h-how much is this... N-NIKE worth...?

Soviet: Last I checked, 160.45 billion.

Soon it looked like Weiss's soul left her body as Winter, Whitley, and Willow paled.

Ironwood: That would be how much in Lien?

Soviet: A little over 16 Trillion.

Soon faces of greed (Emerald) or shock (Schnee's) filled the audience.

Ozpin: That, is surprising.

Soviet: Yup, now let's keep it going!

Soon Marcel was seen on screen.

Marcel: Yo! If we win this we can afford a new place, no problem!

Terroriser then grabbed the letter as a small paper taped on with the deadline fell down revealing it said "TOMMORROW!"

Terroriser: Oh shiet, the contest is tomorrow!

Nora then started to laugh.

Nora: Shiet?! Ah hahaha!

Ren: Nora, let's not be rude on how people talk.

Nora: Haha... ok Renny!

Delirious was then seen.

Delirious: How are we going to come up with a viral video and get to Vegas by then?! MM?! Tell me!

Vanoss was then revealed once again.

Vanoss: Relax man! Coming up with awesome ideas for viral videos is what-

A video then appeared behind Vanoss which said "Goldfish Prank" with the thumbnail saying "I GOT MY GOLDFISH PREGNANT PRANK" with Vanoss looking at Delirious holding a baby bottle as the video had 5 dislikes and 0 likes.

Glynda: What kind of...

Vanoss: We-

Soon another video which said "Arrested prank" with the thumbnail saying, "I GOT FAKE ARRESTED PRANK" with Vanoss and Delirious this time, looking up at a shadow, this time with 20 views and... again 5 dislikes.

Yang: How is that even a prank...?

Vanoss: -Do!

The last video appeared with the title being "Butts" with the thumbnail being just butts with the thumbnail also just saying "BUTTS", this time the video had 1 Billion views, but 10 million dislikes and 0 likes.

Winter: What on Remnant is this?!

Vanoss: Alright! Come on guys! I know where I do my best thinking!

Vanoss was then seen walking into the forest.

Weiss: This isn't going to be good...

Soon a Vanoss version of the batman theme was shown.

Port: That was...

Glynda: Interesting?

We now saw Nogla, Marcel, Wildcat and Vanoss in a supposed treehouse which seemed run downed with Wildcat looking out the window.

Ruby: Tree house!

Nogla: This tree house isn't so bad, let's live here!

Wildcat then turned around.

Wildcat: This place is a pile of shit, it's not even in a tree, it's in a bush! Who puts a tree house in a bush?!

The camera was then seen outside showing the tree was indeed in a bush as the sign outside read "TEAM 6" with Brian outside sitting since he couldn't fit.

Whitley: It... is a bush house...

Willow: Fufu, believe what you want, at least Vanoss and Nogla likes it.

Winter: I guess... 'When did she become sober?'

Marcel looking up with the bear outside spoke.

Marcel: This is a bush house bro.

Wildcat: Either way, it's shit-!

Vanoss's head then slid into frame.

Vanoss: Allllright men! It's time to hear your pitches for this viral video!

Nogla then butted in with something nobody expected with 4 video thumbnails appearing that nobody expected.

Yang: Ohhhh, here we go.

Nogla: Ooooh! Tits in the thumbnail, doesn't matter what the video is, just put tits in the thumbnail! Big tits! Giant tits!

Soon pictures of said tits appeared with a good amount of men inside blushing with the females looking slightly furious, 

Weiss: The indecency!

Winter: What is wrong with these men?!

Soviet: I mean, it worked at one point.

Most Females: WHAT?!

Soviet: Oh yeah, I think it was like YouTube... 2013, I think? But that was mostly because of boys hitting puberty and well... got interested.

Ozpin: A bold but smart strategy, get views by misleading people.

Soviet: Yup, clickbait, which is self-explanatory.

Soon a graph appeared which said "Cup Size" and "View Count", with the arrow going all the way up with the camera cutting back to the bush house as the other 3 looked slightly disappointed.

Nogla: Bigger tits, bigger views!

Vanoss: *Sigh* That's not an idea.

Ironwood: Technically it is.

Qrow: I would hate to admit it, but it is.

Nogla didn't look happy at the admission.

Nogla: What are you talking about? I just said it- is an idea.

Oobleck: People do work in mysterious ways.

Delirious then busted through the roof with everyone looked surprised while Nogla looked happy.

Delirious: What about one of those unboxing videos! 

He was then seen with a shovel before he had a dark looked on his... face? Mask?

Ruby: Um...

Summer: This isn't going good.

Delirious: But instead of unboxing products, we get to the cemetery-

Soon Delirious was seen at a cemetery, digging at a grave as people paled before he opened a casket as he held a camera up.

Delirious: And we unbox coffins and take pictures of dead bodiiiiieeeeesssss.

Before anyone could extremely criticize Delirious, Vanoss was seen rising up with a shovel.

Vanoss: The, fuck-!

*THUNK*

Vanoss had slammed a shovel into Delirious's head making it flat.

Vanoss: Is wrong with you?

May M: Exactly! That is a terrible idea!

Joanna: It's insane!

Arslan: Immoral!

Reese: Completely wrong!

Before anyone else could say anything, Nogla appeared, being Nogla.

Nogla: Dead tits! Dead tits in the thumbnail!

Yang: HAHA! What is wrong with them?! Hahahaha!

Ruby: Yang?!

Summer didn't know how to act, was this the way Yang was raised when she was gone. Summer then smacked Tai upside the head.

Tai: Ow! Sum?!

Summer: How did Yang become that?! What happened when I was gone?!

Tai: Uhmmm....

Soviet: L-let's calm down and just keep the video rolling...

Summer pouted slightly before relaxing with everyone else.

Summer: Alright... alright, I'm good.

Soviet: Alright, let's continue!

Vanoss then looked back to Nogla before raising his shovel, preparing to make Nogla, H20 Delirious 2.0. The video then went back to the bush house as Wildcat gave a normal idea.

Wildcat: It's easy guys, look- like- oh, we can make like a hip-hop music video alright-

Soon the shot of suburbs with a city in the back was shown with "TEAM 6 PRESENTS" was shown as "serious" pictures of Team 6 and the bear was seen.

Wildcat: about like how awesome our lives are, and our cool cars-

A Lamborghini or Ferrari (I can't tell) was seen with Terroriser wearing dollar sign shades with money raining down.

Yang: Aw, that car looked so cool!

Blake: It does look interesting...

Wildcat: And all the money we get and all the ladies we ge-

Yang: Psh, yeah right.

Wildcat was then seen holding a bottle of champagne with a massive gold necklace and a lady right next to him. Suddenly Marcel was seen driving with Wildcat sitting on the roof holding the empty bottle.

Marcel: I drive a KIA.

Ruby: A KIA? Is that a car brand?

Soviet: Da.

Ruby: Ah, ok.

Wildcat: Anyway it would be something like this-

The camera was then outside the tree- bush house with Terroriser still sitting there as flashing lights were coming from inside with loud music as he covered his ears.

Wildcat: We're jumping straight out the treehouse!

Marcel was then heard in the background as Wildcat was flying.

Marcel: BUSH!

Wildcat: My style be flyer then greenhouse!

Brawnz: Hey! This is actually not bad!

Roy: Right?!

Wildcat was then positioned perfectly in front of the sun with pure white eyes as if he had ascended with Marcel's ass coming into frame making a small cloud.

Marcel: GAS!

Winter: Oh for the love of-

Wildcat was then seen sitting on a couch with a planet and a sun behind him. 

Wildcat: Team 6 to the top! You think its a trick! 

Marcel was then seen in a crystal doing a thrusting motion before it zoomed out to reveal Wildcat, about to sit on said crystal.

Wildcat: Yet we dancing all night! So I sat on a Ger-!

Yang: Oh-!

Vanoss then cut in stopping the scene of Wildcat and the crystal as he placed his hands and arms in the way with a distraught look on his face.

Vanoss: Ooorrrr! 

Soon Vanoss in a room with a computer was seen doing werid motions, seemingly play a game.

Vanoss: What if we just record us playing video games and making stupid jokes the whole time?

Soon except the sounds of crickets were heard.

Ruby: Awkward...

Blake: Let me guess, in this they disagree with it here?

Wildcat: Why would anyone, anywhere, ever want to watch you play video games?

Vanoss: Alright, fine. Let's just do the rap video, we could shoot it on to the airport.

Blake: Of course.

Nolan: Quiet! I want to listen to this!

Soon the same beat was heard over the batman cut as the music started once again as the car door opened up to reveal Wildcat in black clothing with some fancy looking jewelry.

Wildcat: Yea, yea, Now I'm hoping out the Uber-!

Wildcat then removed his shades.

Wildcat: Wait, what kind of Uber?

Delirious: Toy-ota Prius!

Vanoss: Aaaaaand cut! That's a wrap! Come on guys we gotta go!

Nolan: Aw man, I thought there would be more.

???: Last call on boarding for flight 486 to Vegas.

Vanoss: Oh shit! Run guys run!

The team was now seen funny poses in a direction like they were running as an outro voice was heard.

???: Will our heroes make it to their flight on time?! Do they make it to TOOBCON and win the grand prize?! Personally, I- I don't give a shit, but to those who care tune in next time to find out!

Soviet: And that's the end!

Ruby: Whaaaat?! That's it!

Soviet: Da, sorry comrades. But it seems the projector is... ah, crap.

Summer: What is it, Mr. Soviet?

Soviet: Next up... U.S.A or by the universes name, U.S.R.

Tai: What are you talking about?

Soviet: The next showing would be the United States-

Oobleck: Of America?!

Soviet: Yes, but... if they were to rename, it would be the United States of Remnant.

And that's the end of this chapter! Sorry it took so long! I've been extremely busy with school, I'm trying my best to get these chapters out, so please be patient! Anyways, always remember!

LONG LIVE THE MOTHERLAND!