usernames

moonie: taeil
dadsapastor: mark
tannedboi: donghyuck
icecream: jaemin
realrapunzel: hendery
stupidposes: doyoung
handsanitizereater: jeno
moominbitch: renjun
furry: taeyong
tallasstree: lucas
grandma: kun
goodboygonebad: yangyang
chenlookatmysexyface: chenle
jisuckurmom: jisung
buffjasmine: xiaojun
winwow: sicheng
belieber: ten
yutaxesuck: yuta
shoteup: shotaro
sungsimp: sungchan
peachyass: jaehyun
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: johnny
thatsawetasswoo: jungwoo

nct 127

8:30pm

handsanitizereater: GUYS
handsanitizereater: WE GOTTEM

dadspastor: got what

handsanitizereater: ew move u rat
handsanitizereater: why r u still here

dadsapastor: BECAUSE JOHNNY ADDED ME

handsanitizereater: THEN LEAVE U FUCKING DOJA CAT SLUT
handsanitizereater: UR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

dadsapastor: JUST TELL ME WHAT U GOT BITCH

handsanitizereater: WE GOT UR MOM OK
handsanitizereater: NOW LEAVE

dadsapastor: u motherfucker
dadsapastor: i got ur sister

handsanitizereater: for ur info
handsanitizereater: hyuck isn't my sister

dadsapastor: what

stupidposes: WHAT
stupidposes: U TOOK HYUCK

jisuckurmom: EWWWW HYUNG

icecream: pedo alert pedo alert

dadsapastor: WHY R U TELLING EVERYONE

handsanitizereater: wait
handsanitizereater: SO U DID TAKE HYUCK EWWWW

dadsapastor: NO FFS
dadsapastor: I MEANT THAT WHY R U TELLING EVERYONE I LIKE HIM

handsanitizereater: mark lee

dadsapastor: jeno lee

handsanitizereater: u just exposed urself

dadsapastor: oh shit sorry donghyuck took my phone

handsanitizereater: ur in the fUCKING BATHROOM

chenlookatmysexyface: EWWWWWWWWWWWW

sungsimp: this isn't even national child trust anymore
sungsimp: it's national pedo trust

belieber: npt

sungsimp: npt.

belieber: anyways
belieber: someone very important got injured
belieber: no idea how they're hiding it
belieber: isn't that right
belieber: our dear maknae

jisuckurmom: yeah sungchan

sungsimp: IM OLDER THAN U

jisuckurmom: WELL NOW UR NOT

sungsimp: whatever u say
sungsimp: jisung hyung

jisuckurmom: ok ew i take that back

icecream: that is
icecream: cursed and disgusting
icecream: u should call him oppa instead

jisuckurmom: jaemin shut up
jisuckurmom: or ill shove strawberry jam down ur throat

goodboygonebad: kinky

jisuckurmom: fuck u im sleeping

stupidposes: WHY WOULD U RUIN THAT MOTHER AND SON MOMENT
stupidposes: WHY

icecream: sun*

moonie: SHUT UP U SKUNKED BITCH
moonie: ITS SON
moonie: S O N

icecream: NO ITS SUN
icecream: JENO TELL HIM

handsanitizereater: it's son

icecream: RENJUN WBU

moominbitch: son.

icecream: im just too smart for u all
icecream: to*

stupidposes: GTFO
stupidposes: WHY R U SPELLING THE CORRECT INCORRECTLY

icecream: shut up u millennial

stupidposes: shut up u zoomer

dadsapastor: HYUNG
dadsapastor: WHO TF SAYS ZOOMER
dadsapastor: ITS GEN Z

stupidposes: STFU U FUCKING SON OF A PASTOR WHO STOLE AN ANNOYING LITTLE SHITS FIRST KISS

dadsapastor: DONT REMIND ME OF THAT

stupidposes: I JUST DID

dadsapastor: THEN SHUT UP
dadsapastor: HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM

handsanitizereater: let's just keep this a secret

stupidposes: let's just keep this simple
stupidposes: ahaha hyuck quote

dadsapastor: STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT HIM
dadsapastor: ALSO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP THIS A SECRET

grandma: guys help
grandma: donghyuck is crying

moonie: wait why

moominbitch: because he thinks he's not good enough for—

goodboygonebad: FOR MAKING US FEEL WEIRD
goodboygonebad: i mean happy

handsanitizereater: oh
handsanitizereater: so he's basically sad because—

icecream: because he thinks he's not good enough for mark

handsanitizereater: JAEMIN U FUCKIN—

icecream: oH SHIT OOPS

moominbitch: FFS

chenlookatmysexyface: QUICK MARK ISNT LOOKING HES CUTTING HIS WATERMELON
chenlookatmysexyface: SPAM THE CHAT

icecream: sun of a pastor

thatsawetasswoo: son

icecream: sun

thatsawetasswoo: son

icecream: sun

thatsawetasswoo: SON

icecream: SUN

thatsawetasswoo: U FUCKING DUMBASS
thatsawetasswoo: ITS SUN

icecream: THATS WHAT I JUST SAID

thatsawetasswoo: I MEAN SON

chenlookatmysexyface: jisung has a big head
chenlookatmysexyface: and is very cute

jisuckurmom: I CANT READ THE LAST SENTENCE
jisuckurmom: WAYV OR RENJUN PLS TRANSLATE

winwow: guys
winwow: for chenle's sake
winwow: let's not translate

jisuckurmom: oh is it something offensive

chenlookatmysexyface: NO I SAID UR CU—

jisuckurmom: cu?

handsanitizereater: currently an adult

sungsimp: culture is interesting

peachyass: cunning

tallasstree: cumming

jisuckurmom: OK SHUT UP HYUNG THAT WAS CROSSING THE LINE

buffjasmine: what goes on inside the mind of wong yukhei

chenlookatmysexyface: lucas
chenlookatmysexyface: thank u for not translating but n o

realrapunzel: cute?

grandma: HENDERY U IDIOT

goodboygonebad: WE AGREED ON NOT TRANSLATING

realrapunzel: I WAS BLENDING IT U JACKASSES

goodboygonebad: oh
goodboygonebad: U SHOULDVE TOLD US

realrapunzel: THAT WOULD GIVE IT AWAY MEGAMIND
realrapunzel: oh wait wrong person

grandma: fuck u

dadsapastor: yall did u just figure out that chenle has a crush on jisung now

jisuckurmom: no1 said that shit u idiot

chenlookatmysexyface: mark
chenlookatmysexyface: im telling hyuck that u stole his first kiss if u carry on spreading rumours

dadsapastor: SHUT UP STOP REMINDING ME FFS

buffjasmine: ok wait how tf did jisung get injured

moominbitch: the idiot was climbing a tree and got his leg stuck in the branch

jisuckurmom: STFU
jisuckurmom: I WAS TRYING TO GET THE VIEW

furry: WHY IS 127 STILL AWAKE
furry: GO TO SLEEP WE HAVE TO RECORD TOMORROW

dadsapastor: SHUSH NO1 CARES I'M TOO STRESSED

belieber: GOOD THATS WHAT U GET SMH

johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: damn mark is getting hit on from all sides
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: including the ass and dic—

handsanitizereater: WOAH WOAH OK SHUT UP

yutaxesuck: u just woke me up
yutaxesuck: and the first message i see is this
yutaxesuck: luck is not by my side today

buffjasmine: WHATS IT WITH 127 PLUS LUCAS PLUS JAEMIN PLUS JENO SOMETIMES WITH INAPPROPRIATE JOKES

stupidposes: JOHNNY STFU U DIRTY BITCH

johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: I CANT HELP IT
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: DIRTY JOKES IS A DAILY THING I HAVE TO DO

stupidposes: STOP BEING CURSED

moonie: JOHNNY UR SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNG ONES

johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: YOUNG ONES MY ASS
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: DID U SEE THEM ON THE BUS AND THE HOTEL
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: THEYRE WILDING SMH

belieber: YEAH I SAW THEM TOO
belieber: I BET THEYRE LEARNING FROM US HYUNGS

handsanitizereater: WHY IS MARK SO WEIRD
handsanitizereater: HES MAKING A MESS WITH JUST A SINGLE WATERMELON SLICE
handsanitizereater: NOW HES SCREAMING WHILST STANDING ON A CHAIR BECAUSE THERES A KETCHUP BOTTLE ON THE FLOOR

moonie: is he high again

shoteup: remind him of hyuck and he'll snap back to his senses

handsanitizereater: hES SOBBING ON MY SHOULDER NOW HELP

chenlookatmysexyface: wait im omw there
chenlookatmysexyface: i wanna see a crying mark to make fun out of him

handsanitizereater: HE WNT LET GO IF ME HLEP
handsanitizereater: I CNAT TEYPE
handsanitizereater: IST TOO TIGJT
handsanitizereater: wsit thst sounds wrcng

buffjasmine: WHY IS HE STILL DIRTY MINDED WHEN HES LITERALLY SUFFOCATING

icecream: jeno hasn't hugged me in like a month
icecream: im jealous smh

handsanitizereater: hes hsuggin me
handsanitizereater: nto teh othr way rounf

belieber: i also wanna see the baby lion crying

handsanitizereater: IM IN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

tallasstree: but ur a top
tallasstree: u can't be in pain because ur the one putting it in—

handsanitizereater: HTUNG NOT THE TIEM

realrapunzel: LUCAS GTFO FFS

moonie: yall are a mess

shoteup: i didn't sign up for this
shoteup: ok maybe i did but hyung calm tf down

tallasstree: STOP HORNY SHAMING I CANT HELP IT SMH