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usernames

moonie: taeil
dadsapastor: mark
tannedboi: donghyuck
icecream: jaemin
realrapunzel: hendery
stupidposes: doyoung
handsanitizereater: jeno
moominbitch: renjun
furry: taeyong
tallasstree: lucas
grandma: kun
goodboygonebad: yangyang
chenlookatmysexyface: chenle
jisuckurmom: jisung
buffjasmine: xiaojun
winwow: sicheng
belieber: ten
yutaxesuck: yuta
shoteup: shotaro
sungsimp: sungchan
peachyass: jaehyun
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: johnny
thatsawetasswoo: jungwoo

nct 127

4:23am

stupidposes: GUYS HELP MARK CAN'T STOP MAKING MISTAKES IN THE CHOREOGRAPHY AND HIS VOICE KEEPS CRACKING

handsanitizereater: hah must suck to record when ur friend has been through ten thousand mental breakdowns and your dongsaengs have just finished recording ridin'
handsanitizereater: amirite boys

stupidposes: shut up before i get someone to ride and roll on ur dic—

handsanitizereater: someone bring back the dream graduation thingy

jisuckurmom: CAN WE NOT GO ONE DAY WITHOUT INAPPROPRIATE JOKES

johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: no
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: we cannot

tallasstree: GUYS
tallasstree: I GOT SCARED AT LIKE 2AM

shoteup: oh
shoteup: did u hear it too

tallasstree: THE FOOTSTEPS AND BUSHES MOVING EVEN THOUGH IT WAS LIKE 100000 DEGREES
tallasstree: RIGHT

shoteup: yeah i heard it at the same time
shoteup: at 2am

handsanitizereater: i didn't hear shit
handsanitizereater: because a certain person was sniffing through the whole night

belieber: so did u tell him the plan

handsanitizereater: yeah
handsanitizereater: he still went against it because he said why does hyuck like someone like him

belieber: ngl
belieber: kinda his fault for drinking but eh

yutaxesuck: so he's not gonna ask him out??

handsanitizereater: nah

yutaxesuck: then he might as well tell him that he stole his first kiss

handsanitizereater: he said he doesn't wanna do that either

tallasstree: EXCUSE ME
tallasstree: ARE U JUST GONNA IGNORE THE GHOST

buffjasmine: there is no ghost calm down yukhei

tallasstree: I SWEAR THERE IS

yutaxesuck: then what is he gonna do

belieber: he'd probably ask him out
belieber: if we bribe him ofc

icecream: where tf are jeno and mark
icecream: they're not at the set or tent

yutaxesuck: i mean
yutaxesuck: jeno was online a few minutes ago

belieber: and he still is

tannedboi: heeeeeeeeeeeeeey um
tannedboi: yo

stupidposes: WHAT THE FUCK
stupidposes: WHY ARE U HERE

tannedboi: that son of a pastor added me here
tannedboi: wait one second brb i need to do my part for the choreography

chenlookatmysexyface: WHEN TF DID HE GET HERE

buffjasmine: OOHHHH SHIT

peachyass: SPAM U FUCKING IDIOTS

moonie: taeil is amazing

winwow: here we go again
winwow: let's just talk about something that actually mAKES SENSE

moonie: BUT I AM AMAZING AND UR CUTE

tallasstree: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE GHOSTS OR NO

winwow: NO

icecream: wb jeno's and mark's disappearance

furry: WHAT
furry: WHY IS EVERYONE GOING ON THEIR OWN ALL OF A SUDDEN
furry: DO I REALLY HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR U ALL SMH

belieber: bECAUSE THIS IS NEO CULTURE TECHNOLOGY
belieber: N C T

peachyass: national childbirth trust*

belieber: that too

handsanitizereater: oh shit sorry the dumbass ran and i had to grab him because he took my phone and starting blasting dear dream

moominbitch: why dear dream of all songs—

handsanitizereater: because it makes him cry idfk

tannedboi: oho what's this??
tannedboi: markie is crying?

handsanitizereater: no ur mom is crying u LITTLE SHIT

tannedboi: OK CHILL TF OUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SMH

handsanitizereater: BECAUSE I JUST SAID IT

tannedboi: WHY CAN I HEAR SOMEONE FUCKING LISTENING TO BEST FRIEND ON 101618181728181928827299829 VOLUME

handsanitizereater: ITS UR FUTURE HUSBAND STFU

tannedboi: WHY IS MARK LISTENING TO IT THEN??

handsanitizereater: did u just—

belieber: u just admitted
belieber: that mark is ur future husband

tannedboi: OH SHIT WAIT

dadsapastor: hyuck what

handsanitizereater: fuck this
handsanitizereater: im out

belieber: oh god

dadsapastor: this is very much awkward

tannedboi: 'm going to sleep
tannedboi: night

goodboygonebad: U FUCKING PUSSY
goodboygonebad: U HAVE TO RECORD ANYWAYS

tannedboi: we finished for today
tannedboi: plus i stayed awake thinking about mark so

icecream: ur literally exposing urself rn

tannedboi: idrc
tannedboi: aTLEAST I HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT UNLIKE U

icecream: WHAT
icecream: I REALLY CAN DO IT

tannedboi: OKAY DO IT THEN
tannedboi: IM WAITING

icecream: umm
icecream: wym i have no one to tell

tannedboi: are u sure

icecream: YES IM SURE U SUN OF A GUN

moonie: someone pls educate jaemin
moonie: i beg

handsanitizereater: ask kun

grandma: WHY ME

handsanitizereater: because ur old

grandma: i swear—
grandma: but taeil is older than me tho
grandma: why not ask him

handsanitizereater: pretty sure taeil is fed up of jaemin

furry: everyone is fed up of jaemin

tallasstree: OH SHIT I THINK THE GHOST IS BACK
tallasstree: oh wait nvm it's just the staff

winwow: yukhei u fucking idiot

handsanitizereater: mark won't stop annoying me om—

dadsapastor: I NEED ANSWERS

handsanitizereater: ask him urself then

tannedboi: who what where why when how

handsanitizereater: mark is asking
handsanitizereater: if u

dadsapastor: i swear to ur mother if ask him i'll expose u
dadsapastor: oh wait u don't like anyone

handsanitizereater: nhah i do
handsanitizereater: ANYWAYS

dadsapastor: WHO

tannedboi: just
tannedboi: ask me
tannedboi: then tell me who u like ;))

handsanitizereater: ew no
handsanitizereater: one second i need to get this big baby off of my sleeping bag

tallasstree: my saliva is stretchy

goodboygonebad: yeah because uve ate like 10 kinder buenos smh

tannedboi

9:am

handsanitizereater: hey hyuck

tannedboi: hey jeno

handsanitizereater: so um
handsanitizereater: yanno mark

tannedboi: no shit sherlock

handsanitizereater: he
handsanitizereater: he stole ur first kiss