usernames

moonie: taeil
dadsapastor: mark
tannedboi: donghyuck
icecream: jaemin
realrapunzel: hendery
stupidposes: doyoung
handsanitizereater: jeno
moominbitch: renjun
furry: taeyong
tallasstree: lucas
grandma: kun
goodboygonebad: yangyang
chenlookatmysexyface: chenle
jisuckurmom: jisung
buffjasmine: xiaojun
winwow: sicheng
belieber: ten
yutaxesuck: yuta
shoteup: shotaro
sungsimp: sungchan
peachyass: jaehyun
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: johnny
thatsawetasswoo: jungwoo

nct 127

1:pm

furry: ok wtf just happened

jisuckurmom: im actually
jisuckurmom: surprised

handsanitizereater: im not
handsanitizereater: i knew something like this would've happened
handsanitizereater: like when i heard sicheng swap rooms and went to yuta's room to—

winwow: oKAY THATS ENOUGH

johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: no one caught us baby

sungsimp: oh
sungsimp: u just exposed urself

belieber: johnny
belieber: u fucki-

johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: oh shit

moominbitch: u think that's bad
moominbitch: well so do i

goodboygonebad: i actually had a good sleep
goodboygonebad: renjun hyung is a good person to sleep with
goodboygonebad: that sounds so wrong

moominbitch: it does

handsanitizereater: say sike rn
handsanitizereater: or ill meet u outside ur tent

goodboygonebad: renjun hyung is a very messy person
goodboygonebad: so uncomfortable to be with

moominbitch: oh god

handsanitizereater: yeahhh
handsanitizereater: that's what i thought

realrapunzel: why tf has the bus stopped

buffjasmine: yukhei had to go piss

realrapunzel: ofc it's yukhei
realrapunzel: well 'ma go to sleep
realrapunzel: don't wanna be awake when the commotion starts
realrapunzel: if u know what i mean

winwow: no
winwow: i don't

realrapunzel: the markhyuck couple

winwow: i wAS BEING SARCASTIC U LITTLE SHIT

realrapunzel: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

winwow: JUST SHUT UP
winwow: AND GO TO SLEEP

shoteup: might as well go asleep too

sungsimp: same

tallasstree: BACK
tallasstree: I COULDNT GET IT ALL OUT
tallasstree: IT HURT

grandma: turns out it wasn't just him pissing
grandma: ok this is what u call cursed

handsanitizereater: tmi lucas
handsanitizereater: tmi

belieber: why hasn't anyone talked about the way shotaro fell asleep whilst leaning on sungchan's shoulder whilst he laid his head on shotaro's
belieber: it's so cute

grandma: u all are in fucking cloud 9

goodboygonebad: it's okay hyung
goodboygonebad: u'll find someone one day

grandma: i hope not
grandma: also did u just admit u like someone

goodboygonebad: oh shit

furry: why are shotaro and sungchan sitting together
furry: sleeping*
furry: wait nvm ill stick with sitting

thatsawetasswoo: they wanted to switch

goodboygonebad: saved by the bell
goodboygonebad: or taeyong

grandma: answer the question yangyang

goodboygonebad: nvm

dadsapastor: tf happened here
dadsapastor: i feel so lightheaded

goodboygonebad: saved by another bell
goodboygonebad: this time it's mark
goodboygonebad: wai—

furry: wHO ADDED HIM BACK

johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: umm

furry: JOHNNY I SWEAR TO UR MOM—

grandma: ok wait
grandma: let's do this moderately
grandma: mark
grandma: do u remember anything that happened a few minutes ago

dadsapastor: no??

grandma: anything about hyuck

dadsapastor: well
dadsapastor: not really
dadsapastor: the last thing i remember is when we went to go ask the staff about chenle and jisung

grandma: scroll up until u see ur user

dadsapastor: WHAT
dadsapastor: I STOLE HYUCK'S FIRST KISS

belieber: u did

dadsapastor: wait give me a second to process things

belieber: honestly
belieber: u don't deserve it

dadsapastor: 'm sorry
dadsapastor: can i say something real quick

belieber: i don't want to hear it

handsanitizereater: hyung
handsanitizereater: let him just talk
handsanitizereater: hear him out once

belieber: i will jeno
belieber: but not rn

handsanitizereater: got it

dadsapastor: can i just know who 'm gonna share a tent with

furry: possibilities are jeno or hyuck
furry: but we'll tell the staff to room u with jeno

dadsapastor: please do

handsanitizereater: oh god
handsanitizereater: time to hear fart noises at 3am

furry: i thought nobody could drop the suspense
furry: thank u jeno
furry: anyways wake everyone up
furry: we'll camp here for now
furry: then tomorrow is the day we record

handsanitizereater

8:pm

dadsapastor: jeno
dadsapastor: i don't know what to do

handsanitizereater: we all make mistakes

dadsapastor: yeah but i've never made one this bad before
dadsapastor: i just
dadsapastor: feel so guilty

handsanitizereater: i think u should apologise to hyuck
handsanitizereater: but not just yet

dadsapastor: wym

handsanitizereater: well
handsanitizereater: me and the members talked
handsanitizereater: minus donghyuck ofc
handsanitizereater: and we came up with a plan

dadsapastor: what is it

handsanitizereater: well there's two
handsanitizereater: we could keep it a secret from him
handsanitizereater: or get the secret out of him

dadsapastor: what secret

handsanitizereater: mark
handsanitizereater: im gonna ask u a serious question
handsanitizereater: answer it honestly ok

dadsapastor: ok??

tannedboi

8:05pm

grandma: are u enjoying it so far

tannedboi: not really
tannedboi: just got notified i got knocked out after drinking
tannedboi: i don't feel like recording tomorrow
tannedboi: also sharing a tent with u makes it worse

grandma: wow
grandma: thank u for that compliment

tannedboi: yw boomer

grandma: hey donghyuck
grandma: i have a question

tannedboi: go ahead

grandma: do u have someone in mind
grandma: like a crush

tannedboi: um
tannedboi: hyung
tannedboi: promise u won't tell anyone

grandma: i promise

tannedboi: well
tannedboi: a certain 99 liner with a busy schedule has caught my eye

handsanitizereater

8:10pm

handsanitizereater: do u like hyuck
handsanitizereater: like
handsanitizereater: like like him

dadsapastor: as a crush?

handsanitizereater: as a crush

dadsapastor: i mean
dadsapastor: he's a pretty fun guy to hang around with
dadsapastor: really funny and cute
dadsapastor: hard working

handsanitizereater: ok ur getting stuck in dream land
handsanitizereater: in conclusion
handsanitizereater: yes or no

dadsapastor: yeah
dadsapastor: i like hyuck