The Gangleader Kidnapped Me
Author: whiskeyroses
Status: Completed
Time: 4h 2m
Number of Reads: 13.9 million
Number of Votes: 636 thousand
Rating: 10/10
Number of parts: 53

Summary:
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."

Silence.

What the hell did I just say. Out of all the insults, I choose the one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I have just been born normal...

Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity.

"Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?

What am I, a pet?

"Keith" whipped his head so fast towards Tyler I swear I could've heard a crack. "Keep her?" He echoed. "No Tyler we can not keep her."

Thank you.

"She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"

I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell.

"But," Tyler whined, waiting over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect something bad from her."

Keith's expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experience with Val.

Lightbulb.

"Tyler you are a genius," Keith says.

Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"

"He is?" Everyone sale said. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grimacing wickedly.

And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not going to make it out here alive.

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