Fun with the family! (Week 1)

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Peter sat on his bed, sighing. His parents were arguing, again!

He'd locked himself in his room, ignoring the several knocks on the door which were most likely from Bruce or Natasha. He then took out his phone and started texting someone whom he knew could hear him out.

Group chat: TED IS HERE TO TALK!

*Italics is Peter, bold is Ned*

Hey man, I'm depressed.

Wow. What a way to start a conversation!

Jk. Jk. What's up dude?

Tony and Stephen are arguing again, something about me. :(

Oh that's bad. How about u go and talk to them?

That'll never work, they'll just push me away. Plus, I don't wanna be a bother especially after the trouble I caused between them.

They're your parents! They won't think that u r a bother. Just tell them that u want to go on a family outing or something. Something that'll allow them to chill out and spend some quality time with their son.

That's ... that's actually not a bad idea! Thx Ned!

That's what BFF's are for! Now, GO GET EM'!

Peter chuckled at his friend's text and wondered what he would do without Ned.

Peter slowly but surely stood up from his bed and shuffled his way towards the door. He cracked it open, seeing whether his parents were in sight.

After being absolutely certain that they were not nearby, he walked out of his room. He took some deep breaths to calm himself down but that all backfired when he heard shouting. Anxiety then held him in a chokehold like relentless tentacles of an octopus. He was so nervous that his whole system shut down for a moment.

Questions flooded his mind. What if they think that I'm a bother? No, Ned said that they won't! But what if Ned was wrong? What if iron dad and doctor dad decide that they don't want me anymore? What if...

Before Peter knew it, he was having a panic attack. And it all faded into black...

Tony's POV

"You have got to be kidding me." Stephen sighed, putting his hands to his head.

I couldn't believe this! My husband won't allow me to ban Peter from dating that horrible mercenary! I mean, I'm also his parent! I also get to make the rules!

"No I am not." I declared straightforwardly.

"You know Wade! He'll kill people just for the cash! You can't leave Peter in the hands of that murderer! He's my son! I want to protect him!" I yelled at Stephen.

"But you can't control his life Tony! He is a teenager! He is responsible enough to make his own decisions!" Stephen retaliated fiercely.

"IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD!" I screamed.

Sir, sorry for the intrusion but it seems that young Peter is having a panic attack in the lounge room. I suggest that you take action immediately. FRIDAY interrupted.

Stephen immediately flew into a state of panic and rushed to to lounge room, I followed closely behind.

Both of us burst through the doors frantically and rushed to Peter's aid, the kid was muttering something along the lines of

"No no no no no, pLeaSe no." Repeatedly, like it was his mantra.

"Peter, honey. Calm down." Stephen assured, stroking Peter's back.

I went to Peter's side and hugged my son.

"Here, follow my breathing Pete'. One, two. One, two." I said, feeling him adjust his breathing pattern to match mine.

"Yes, good job Pete'."

No one's POV

The presence of Peter's parents immediately calmed him down and Peter was getting better.

"Okay, now explain what happened there Pete'." Tony said softly.

Peter's face flushed with embarrassment and he proceeded to look at his feet and twiddle his thumbs.

"W-well..." He dragged.

Peter took a deep breath, and started explaining.

"So I heard that you guys were arguing about something that concerns me and I was afraid that you guys thought that I was a bother and wouldn't have wanted me anymore. And then I messaged Ned and he told me that you guys wouldn't think like that, but I didn't believe it. Anyways, he said that if we went out together, we would have fun." Peter took in more air.

"So... can we go out?" Peter inquired, looking up at his parents.

"As long as he apologizes, then I'll think about it." Tony pouted, which earned him a slap on the back of his head by Stephen.

"Peter, tell your father what a wonderful person Wade is."

"Well, he is like a gentleman, he's very funny, sweet, cute, overprotective, and smarter than I thought >snicker<. Oh yeah! He also kept his promise and hasn't killed anyone in three weeks! Can you believe that? It's like he's changed." Peter said.

"Okay, Pete' I don't think that this is the same Wade we're talking about." Tony replied in a joking tone.

"N-no, I'm sure he is, right doctor dad?" Peter asked.

"Yeah he is, your dad's just being an ass." Stephen said nonchalantly.

Tony gasped dramatically.

"Did you just say a bad word?" Tony mocked, putting a hand to his chest.

Stephen rolled his eyes and turned to smile at Peter.

"Yep we can go out, sorry that we scared you cub." Stephen said sweetly.

"Yay!" Peter cheered, fist pumping the air.

"So where are we going?" Tony asked.

Stephen put his hands on his waist and joked,

"Who said you could go? Only Pete' and I are going."

"Aww, please? Can I go?" Tony pleaded.

"Not until you allow Peter to go out with Wilson."

"Hmmmm, how about no." Tony replied.

Sighing, Stephen went to Tony.

"You're so short." Stephen chuckled, bending down a bit so that his mouth was at Tony's ear.

"Mpf Shut u-" Tony said, but was to bewildered by Stephen's next statement to continue his sentence.

( Hint of smut )
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"Please daddy?"
























Okey, it's over

This statement shocked Tony to the point where his pupils dilated and his eyes shined like the stars.

"F-fine! Just once!" Tony yelped, his voice a few octaves higher, with his face flushed.

"YES!" Peter cheered.

"Okay Tiny, you can go." Stephen said.

"Let's go to the arcade!"

Tony and Stephen looked at each other weirdly before commenting simultaneously,

"What's that?"

Peter facepalmed and took the two confused adults by the hands and ran out of the tower.

"woAh! sLow doWn BuCkerOo!" Tony articulated.

Peter obliged.

"Sorry, I forgot that you guys can't run very fast." Peter chuckled.

"H-hey!" Tony panted.

"I a-am very offended!"

With a swish of his hands, Stephen conjured two glasses of ice cold water and handed one to Tony who drank it up immediately, he followed but slower.

"I want some too!" Peter said.

Stephen chuckled and filled Tony's cup with more water and gave it to Peter, who also drank it happily.

The trio then walked to a nearby arcade, chatting along the way. At one point , a conversation went like this:

"Dad, if we eat mermaids, are we cannibals?"

"Why would you eat mermaids?" Stephen said, disgusted.

"You're stupid, that's what you are." Tony said nonchalantly.

>Smack<

Tony got slapped by Stephen.

"Oof dad."

"You did that on purpose didn't you?" Tony asked.

"Um... yeah." Peter admitted.

Stephen rolled his eyes.

Ovo

"WE'RE HERE!" Peter exclaimed.

Tony and Stephen both stared at the neon sign-covered building.

"Are you sure that this is the right place?" Tony said , weirded out.

"Yep I'm sure! Ned and I come here to meet up sometimes." Peter said cheerfully.

"Okie dokie..." Tony said.

They went into the building. One doctor with magic powers, One Genius, Billionaire, Playboy , Philanthropist , and one kid with spider powers entered an arcade.

Suddenly Stephen waved his hands and performed some magic thingamajig.

"What'd you do Merlin?" Tony asked.

Stephen rolled his eyes and replied,

"I disguised us so that no one would recognize us."

"Smart, like always." Tony genuinely smiled.

"Dad, can I have some money to change for some tokens?" Peter asked.

Tony turned around and took a one hundred dollar bill from his back pocket and passed it to Peter. Peter ran to the token dispenser and started to get some tokens.

Tony and Stephen then walked to some machines and one particular one caught Stephen's attention. It was a claw machine with a huge grey and white stuffed hamster inside it.

"Oh my god , this is so cute!" Stephen said.

Tony, hearing this,  rolled up his sleeves and walked to Peter who had a few hundred tokens in two small baskets. He took some and went back to the machine.

"I'm gonna win this!" Tony said confidently.

He put in some tokens and started maneuvering the joystick. Once Tony thought that the angle of the claw was precise to grab the hamster, he pressed the button and the claw went downwards.

Tony and Stephen watched the claw go down with anticipation. When the claw closed and grabbed the hamster, Tony felt accomplished so he snapped his fingers and had a smug look on his face to signify that he had already succeeded.

The claw grabbed the hamster tightly and started moving towards the prize shoot. But, suddenly the claw opened when it was centimeters away from the shoot and the hamster fell down onto the soft bedding of the foam in the machine.

Tony's face fell immediately and Stephen chuckled behind him.

"Gah! This is a scam!" Tony complained, throwing his arms up.

"Well if you had skills, you could've got it." Stephen chuckled.

Just when Stephen said that, Tony's face lit up, as if it was a lightbulb.

"JARVIS, hack into that machine and make it so that the claw will not drop the prize." Tony whispered.

On it sir.

Tony then took more tokens from Peter who was currently playing Pac-Man, and slotted them into the claw machine.

Again, Tony made sure that the claw was precisely in line with the hamster and pressed the button, more confidently this time.

And sure enough, the claw gripped super tightly and moved the hamster to the prize shoot. The claw then opened , and the hamster dropped into the shoot successfully.

"Yes!" Tony fist pumped the sir.

Stephen stood there, impressed.

Tony then bent down and took the hamster out of the shoot , he presented it to Stephen.

But, when Stephen was just about to receive the toy, JARVIS sounded.

"Was that alright sir?"

"Oh ho ho ho ho! I see what you did there!" Stephen laughed in realization

"JARVIS YOU TRAITOR!" Tony shouted, and suddenly all eyes were on him.

"JARVIS, as in Tony Stark's AI?" A little boy asked.

Tony almost choked on his breath as he kind of blew his cover, but luckily the kid's father said,

"No, that's just some random man. How in the world would an Avenger be in an arcade? I bet Tony Stark owns a lot of arcades already.

Tony let out a relieved sigh.

"Oh my god, that's a great idea! Dad can you buy an arcade?" Peter asked softly, yet excitedly.

"Yeah sure kiddo, as long as Dumbledore here agrees." Tony said while ruffing Peter's caramel brown hair.

Stephen sighed at the nickname , but nodded his head nonetheless.

"Yes! This is the best day ever! W-well, actually second best since the best day is when Ned and I first became best friends." Peter cheered.

Peter then ran off to play other games.

"Soooo, cheater you don't really know how to play huh?" Stephen teased.

"You try then! It's hard!" Tony retaliated.

At first Stephen hesitated but since his ego is as big as his husband's, he took the tokens from Peter and began playing.

Stephen moved the joystick and pressed the button. The claw gripped the prize but the prize still dropped  down afterwards.

"Ha Ha! Not so easy now, is it?" Tony teased.

Stephen grumbled and turned to look at Peter.

"Hey look, Peter's playing one of the claw machines, let's watch!" Stephen suggested .

Tony nodded and began walking towards Peter who had his eyes on an Iron Man plushie in the machine.

Peter moved the joystick so that the claw was right above the toy, and suddenly he shook the joystick left and right quickly, making the claw shake violently.

Stephen and Tony gasped. They didn't know that they're child was angry, what did they do?

But Peter then pressed the button and the claw went downwards, still shaking. The claw then grabbed the Iron Man plushie and started making it's way to the prize shoot. Then, it released it's grip on the toy centimeters away from the prize shoot but the toy swung into the prize shoot successfully.

"Yes!" Peter cheered, fist pumping the air. He bent down to grab the toy and opened the shoot, revealing the Iron Man plushie.

"What the hell?" Tony said.

>Beep<

"LANGUAGE!" Tony's phone beeped in Capsicle's voice.

Tony snickered but Stephen rolled his eyes playfully.

"You seriously did what Clint told you to do?"

"Obviously, it sounded funny so I had to do it. Now I'm going to purposely swear in front of Capsicle every time I get the chance!" Tony chuckled.

Stephen glared at him, then stalked towards Peter.

"Wow, that's a nice plushie of your dad." Stephen commented, startling Peter.

"Hah, yeah. But the real one piloting the real suit's a thousand times better though." Peter said not knowing that Tony was standing there, right beside him.

"Aw thanks, but I would consider myself being in the millions, not the thousands." Tony joked, giving his "dad smile".

"How about me?" Stephen asked, faking a jealous tone.

" Don't worry Doctor Dad! I got these for you!" Peter said, holding out a Doctor Strange plushie and a cute penguin plushie.

"I kinda knew that you loved penguins... a lot, because Wong accidentally let that slip out when we were talking... hehe." Peter said sheepishly.

Stephen's head cocked up when he heard Wong's name, and penguins.

"I thought I told him to keep that a secret?" Stephen mumbled, knowing that Wong was quiet as heck.

"Oh wow! This pengwing is so cute Stephen. Oh how I wish I was this pengwing." Tony teased, trying to hold back his laughter.

"You... tch. Never mind him Peter, these are so adorable! Thank you!"

"No problem Doctor Dad! Iron Dad, you're weird."

"Gasp! How could I ever live knowing that my son Thinks I'm weird! It's hopeless!" Tony said dramatically, getting down on his knees.

"I take back what I said, you're hilarious Irondad!" Peter laughed.

The trio talked and laughed while playing the games in the facility. And at one point, Tony and Stephen had a competition to see who would get the most plushies. And let's just say that they cheated more than they were allowed to and cleaned out all of the claw machines. But of course, Peter, being the only one who didn't cheat, won the competition in the end.

"Hah, that. Was. Amazing!" Tony panted.

"Stephen , can we come here again in like a week?" Tony asked, tugging on the sorcerer's shirt.

"Well let's hope that they have enough toys for us to 'catch' then." Stephen snickered, pointing at the bags upon bags that they were carrying.

"Well, what do we do with all of these?" Peter questioned, holding up some of the bags full of plushies.

"We'll donate them to charity or Clint or something. We'll figure something out, I mean I am Tony Stark after all."

"Oh well, let's just take these to the compound for the time being then." Stephen said.

(When they reached the compound)

>Pant< >Pant<

"Ugh! This is so unfair! You," Tony pointed at Stephen.

"have MAGIC powers! And you," He pointed at Peter.

"have superhuman strength!"

"Hmmm, I thought you said that you work out?" Stephen teased.

Tony muttered something under his breath, but Stephen still noticed.

"What was that Metal Man?"

"Curseyouandyourphotographicmemory." Tony grumbled.

Peter chuckled, but Stephen said,

"It is actually a curse though."

"Why—" Peter tried to ask.

"I'll save that for another day." Stephen replied swiftly.

They walked into the compound and noticed that the team was staring at them.

"What?" Stephen asked, confused.

Steve then pointed at the bags of toys and looked up at them.

"Are those toys?"

Tony then walked closer to Steve, trying not to laugh.

"No shit."

Steve opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by— Him?

"LANGUAGE!"

Tony, Peter, Loki, Bucky and Clint all laughed hysterically, while Stephen and Steve both rolled their eyes.

"Okay. What are you gonna do with those?" Steve asked, still annoyed.

"So we were thinking that we could either donate them to Clint or an orphanage." Tony answered.

"Oooh! Ooh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!" Clint said a little bit too enthusiastically.

"Okay Legolas , we'll give a quarter to you and the rest to some random orphanage."

"YES!"

"Now, who wants to watch Tangled?" Tony asked.

A couple of Me's were heard, and that was enough for Tony to switch the flat screen TV on and the team proceeded to watch the movie.

Heyo! Sorry for the lack of updates! Anyways, I was thinking to make this a mini series whereby Tony, Stephen and Peter (and occasionally some avengers) go to the arcade to play different games. Like this week would be claw machines and the next time I post "Fun With The Family." It could be Just Dance or something. I hope that this is an okay idea and I guess I'll see you in two weeks (more or less) BYE!

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