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A/N: ^^ The picture is random, don't mind it. Peter is Stephen's and Tony's son (as usual). The team knew about this, but they didn't know that he was Spider-Man. Oh! And Thor and Loki are at Asgard (their planet wasn't destroyed!) And Civil War didn't happen! Yayyyy! Okay , I hope you guys enjoy reading!


"Okay everyone, listen up! This is a very important meeting so no sh*tting around!" Ross hollered .

Tony rolled his eyes. This was the fourth 'important' meeting this week, and it was a Wednesday! They'd captured Doc Oc, The Vulture (Who had recently escaped) and even defeated Mastermind (with Stephen's help) All in two days! What else could Ross ever want?

"So a certain vigilante, more commonly known as Spider-man—" Tony and Stephen both froze at the mention of their son.

"Is out on the loose and we have no control over him! So I want you guys to catch and apprehend him, use any means necessary."

Clint smirked before commenting, "So you seriously do not have like anything? Wow! "

Sam and Bucky chuckled , and Natasha rolled her eyes at her best friend's immaturity. Tony and Stephen were both scared out of their minds for their son and were communicating on what to do VIA telepathy. Wanda wasn't there as she went with Pietro and Vision to visit the Maximoff parent's graves so they could do that without being eavesdropped on. (Yes , Quicksilver is alive in my universe) Steve, Rhodey and Bruce were the only few serious ones that were actually paying attention in the group.

"You guys can choose how you want to catch him, her or them , (✨equality✨) just make sure that they get back to the tower and sign the accords." Ross finished, glaring at Clint.

Ross dismissed them and gave them today to prepare and discuss tactics, which they totally ignored as no one really listened to the things Ross says after he dismisses them.

T: 'He's not old enough to sign it yet Stephen!'

S: 'Yes I know , but what do we do? He doesn't want anyone finding out who he is.'

T: 'We keep him away from the team, that's what we'll do!'

S: 'Okay.'

^^ A/N: These are their thoughts
T-> Tony
S-> Stephen

Moving onnnnn...

"Are you guys okay? You've been starring at each other weirdly... Wait nEveRmInd! I don't wanna know! Carry on!" Rhodey stammered.

Tony and Stephen both rolled their eyes and walked hand in hand through a portal (that Stephen opened) to the sanctum.

"WONG! ARE YOU HERE?" Stephen called out.




*No response*

"WONG?" Stephen called, raising his voice a little and closing the portal behind him.

*no response*

Stephen and Tony were starting to get worried.

"WONG, MY BALD AND BEYONCÉ LOVING WIZARD FRIEND!" This time, Tony yelled loudly.

Stephen rolled his eyes at the nickname but was still worried for his dear friend. Both of them took their stances and walked to the artifact room (magical stuffz room). Tony did some rolls like an idiot and sort of tumbled down the stairs. Fortunately he had already dramatically encased himself in his armor , so he wasn't that severely hurt.

And Stephen was rethinking his life choices and why he chose to marry this idiot but he realized that Tony was his idiot. Stephen flashed a silly smile at that thought.

Both of them stealthily made their way to the artifact room and what they saw shocked them.

Their son was on the floor, panting heavily and Wong was pushing a webbed demon into a portal.

"H-hey guys." Peter said , energy-drained.

"Stephen, mind helping me?" Wong asked.

Stephen , with a flick of his wrist, sent the portal towards the demon, and the demon vanished.

"Show off." Tony grumbled.

"But you looooove me~" Stephen teased.

"Hah. Yes I do." Tony said before pecking Stephen on his cheek.

Stephen giggled like a child and Wong rolled his eyes.

"Thanks to your spider son here, we got rid of that demon." Wong said, pointing at a blushing Peter Stark. (Yes, Wong knows as he's trusted, and can keep secrets. He's basically a closed book, with an emotionless face.)

"Good job Pete' !" Tony complimented while ruffling Peter's curly hair and messing it up even further.

"Daaaaaaadddddddd!" Peter groaned, but internally, he was truly grateful for his dad's compliment.

"Anyways cub, it was good that you swung by, perfect actually! Wong, could you take care of the sanctum for the next few days?" Stephen asked.

"Aren't I always in charge? Why even bother asking ?" Wong grumbled.

"Oh and Peter... We- We have something important to discuss with you." Stephen stuttered, visibly shaken.

' 'Peter?' That is surely not a good sign.' Peter thought.

Peter's face then became as pale as a ghost and was awaiting a lecture of some sorts . But what he had gotten instead wasn't any better.

"General Ross (that idiot) has assigned the Avengers to capture you and force you to sign the accords as Spider-Man since they don't currently have any control over you and we would like to keep it that way. So we are just telling you to look out and that we will have your back. You can still go out as Spidey, just don't patrol for too long." Stephen explained.

Peter heaved a relaxed sigh of relief at the mention that he could keep Spider-Manning but was still shocked to say the least. He was wanted by SHIELD! And not in a good way...

The next day, at 8p.m , after having dinner and finishing up his homework, Peter put on his suit and jumped out his window to go on patrol.

He swung pass building after building, letting the cool air brush by his face and relaxing his mind. He was going back to Queens to patrol, and also to see his old apartment once again.

Two hours had passed and Peter had successfully stopped two muggings, three bank robberies and stopped a pickpocket. It was then , that Peter decided that it would be a good time to stop patrolling, and go to his ex-apartment.

Swinging along the familiar path, he finally reached May's old apartment. When he stood on a lamppost outside of his old apartment, he saw a boy with his family and they were celebrating his birthday together through Peter's window. They were laughing contentedly and looked like they were having fun.

Seeing this brought tears to his eyes, he would always celebrate his birthday with his aunt and uncle like this. They would buy a small cake and light the candles, they would sing the birthday song and would generally have a fun time. Those days were the ones that Peter looked back on fondly. But sadly, both of them had passed , Ben from a gunshot, and May from a fatal car accident.

But this also made him grateful for the wonderful couple that had adopted him. Stephen and Tony. They were the best parents that a child could ever ask for. Many would think that Tony would just throw him money and treat him like trash. But on the contrary , Tony was the superior father figure and would always put Peter before everything . And Stephen was like his overprotective and cool mom. He was always call Peter his 'cub' and would always make anyone who teased Peter suffer greatly ( including the Avengers ) .

Suddenly a familiar ringtone disrupted his thoughts.

"You're my dad~ YOU'RE MY DAD! BOGGIE WOGGIE WOGGIE!

"Incoming call from Irondad" Karen announced

"Karen, accept call."

"Pete' we are coming for you soon, don't forget to do your homework. Just have a mission to take care of." Tony said , sounding anxious.

"Okay dad, see you later." Peter replied , sniffling a little.

"Karen , end call."

"Call had been ended."

'They're coming!!!' Peter thought to himself.

He wiped away his tears and swung away into the night.

Tony's POV

I frantically called Peter , planning to send him the coded message that we had agreed on.

"Come on... answer already." I muttered under my breath. I had excused myself to call my son and surprisingly, no one thought anything of it.

"Call accepted, connecting now."

"Yes!" I fist pumped the air, gaining multiple confused looks from my teammates. I turned away and started talking to Pete'.

"Pete' we are coming for you soon, don't forget to do your homework. Just have a mission to take care of." I said anxiously. I was sincerely hoping that he would understand the message

"Okay dad, see you later." Peter replied, sounding like he was crying.

"Call has been ended."

"Wait, what happened-" I asked but was too late, the call had already been ended.

"Tony, you done?" Steve called.

"Yep, totally." I replied , more worried than before.

"Then , it's time to catch a spider."

No one's POV

The quinjet swooped its way to Queens where Spider-Man was last reported to be seen at by some civilians who were just saved by him.

After a few minutes,

"Okay, we need a plan." Steve said

"Tony , Stephen , Rhodey and Sam will take the high ground. The rest of us except Bruce, who will be communicating with us through our coms, will stay low and back you guys up." Steve instructed.

A chorus of "okay" and "yes" were heard throughout the jet.

"Wait... why can't Merlin just portal us there?" Clint interjected .

Stephen was about to open his mouth to say something but Steve butted in first.

"We have to be discreet, a portal will attract too much attention."

"Says the guy who asks us to ride in a freaking jet!" Clint said jokingly .

"THE QUINJET HAS A FREAKING STEALTH MODE." Steve raised his voice, clearly annoyed.

"LANGUAGE!" Clint yelled back.

The two started bickering and Stephen sighed in relief as he was about to say something nonsensical like "Oh if I create the portal now , I would be drained out for the fight later." Even though the team knew that it was not true as he had done so before and fought perfectly fine, if Steve had not interrupted him.

"Can you guys STOP acting like children and focus on the task at hand? Besides, we're already here." Natasha yelled from the pilot seat.

As if on cue, the Quinjet landed on top of a building in Queens safely thanks to Natasha's expertise in piloting.

The team, excluding Stephen and Tony, were readying themselves for battle. The couple was stressing over their son and how they were going to let him get away.

"Boss, the Spiderling has been spotted on the 21st street." FRIDAY announced for everyone to hear.

"Okay, we got ourselves a location. Let's go." Steve said.

S: 'Seriously? Why'd you ask FRIDAY to do that? You know what's our goal right?'

T: 'Of course I know our goal, i-it's just because I didn't want to seem suspicious?'

S: 'Oh my god, if I could facepalm right now, I would do it.'

T: 'Hey it's not my fault!'

S: 'Really?'

T: 'Okay, 12% of it is my fault, the rest of it is FRIDAYS fault.'

S: 'WOW, so you're blaming it on your AI? That's soooooo mature—'

"Uh, are you guys okay?" Steve asked, worried.

"Oh we're fine." Tony answered quickly.

"Oh yep , just fine." Stephen answered after, while glaring at Tony.

Rhodey then went up to Steve and whispered something in his ear. Suddenly, Steve's face scrunched up in disgust .

"Can you guys NOT do it here?" Steve asked the couple.

"We're not doing what you think we —" Stephen answered but was interrupted by his husband.

"Nope! No can do! We can't stop , because this is very important to us. Right Stephanie?" Tony said, nudging Stephen in the ribs and winking at him discreetly.

Stephen looked at him, laughed at his stupidity, and muttered a faint "yes" to Steve.

Sam , Clint , Rhodey and Bucky howled with laugher, Natasha rolled her eyes , Steve looked even more disgusted (if that was even possible), and Bruce just sighed through the coms.

Stephen flushed, knowing exactly what his teammates were thinking. But Tony looked indifferent, just starring at the ground, deep in thought. (Wow , mood swing much? This is for plot convenience if you didn't already catch on.)

'Wait , what happened to Peter? Why was he crying? I don't understand!' Tony thought to himself.

"CAN WE JUST FOCUS? Spider-Man might not even be on the 21st street anymore!" Steve said, clearly annoyed.

"Capsicle sir, that is incorrect. The spiderling is still on the 21st street." FRIDAY said.

Tony took a moment to process this information.

'Wait, 21st street? Peter's old apartment? What the heck is he even doing there? Oh no.' Tony thought again.

A/N: Idk the real address of Peter's apartment so I just selected the first number that came into my sad brain and added 'street' behind it and BAM! So just roll with it, please?

Anyways...

Stephen seemed to notice his husband's abnormal behavior and walked up to him. Stephen placed his hands on Tony's shoulders and whispered (So Bruce couldn't hear him (plot convenience) )in his ear,

"It's okay, breathe. He'll be alright, he won't do anything stupid."

Tony matched his breathing with Stephen's and eventually calmed down .

When Tony opened his eyes he noticed that everyone but Stephen was gone.

"S-Stephanie? Where are they?" Tony asked.

"Oh shit!" Stephen cursed.

"Don't worry, they're on their way to 21st street." Bruce said through the coms.

The couple flew into a state of panic. Stephen, having been to Peter's apartment before, frantically opened a portal outside it and they both flew (literally) through the opened portal.

T : 'Don't worry? DON'T WORRY? How the hell can be say that? I'm the epitome of worry!'

S: 'Clam down, Peter will be fine.'

They thought as they searched for their son.

Suddenly, a red-colored repulser beam was seen in the air.

"Rhodey." The couple muttered at the same time.

Both men flew, supersonic-speed, towards the now fading beam of red light. When they arrived at the scene, they saw that Sam, Bucky and Steve were webbed onto the ground. Spider-Man was holding his own against Natasha, while expertly dodging Clint's supposedly accurate arrows and Rhodey's repulser blasts.

"I have a question, why do you guys waste your precious time on somebody like me? I'm truly honored." Peter said sarcastically, whilst kicking Natasha's legs, causing her to lose her balance and fall to the ground.

When Peter wanted to web Natasha up, Clint suddenly shot an arrow at his direction. Just when Tony was about to intervene, Peter's head perked up and he raised his hand, catching the arrow perfectly.

"Deploy SM-39110." (Iron man first appeared in the comic ' Tales of Suspense #39 ' and Doctor Strange first appeared in the comic ' Strange Tales no.110' )

A/N : Cool right? No? Okay moving on...

Peter muttered into a device on his right wrist.

Suddenly, three small spider-shaped drones were deployed from Peter's armor. Each one webbed up one of the the three remaining heros.

Tony looked impressed as he didn't make those drones for Peter, he must have made them himself. He flashed his best 'Dad smile' in Peter's direction and it made Stephen chuckle a little.

Natasha was stuck to the ground and Clint was stuck to a lamppost (ironic right?). Rhodey was falling to the ground at an alarming rate but unexpectedly (for the team , excluding Tony and Stephen) Spider-Man caught Rhodey before he hit the ground and placed him gently on the pavement.

Just then, Stephen and Tony decided that it would be a good time to appear. Stephen held up his shields and Tony readied his blasters. When Spider-Man looked shocked, Stephen sent a discreet wink his way. Spider-Man/Peter nodded slightly, in acknowledgment .

"Ooookay , both Dumbledore and the Tin Can are here. It's getting serious , time for me to dip!" Peter said while preparing to swing away.

Stephen sighed in annoyance at the nickname but Tony just looked proud that his son was snarky , just like him and Stephen.

"Great fight by the way! And if this is about the accords, I'm not gonna sign , but you can be assured that I am going to be on your side!" Peter mocked a salute which Rhodey rolled his eyes at (He's a military pilot person, what did you expect?) and shot a web to a nearby building, swinging away into the night . (I have no good vocabulary for this)

"Did anyone else find that voice familiar?" Sam uttered.

"Nah, it's just your imagination." Tony replied quickly.

"So, uh how are we going to get out of these?" Steve asked.

Tony raised a green, peppermint-colored blaster ( You get it? Because peppermint chases spiders away... No? Okay. )and pointed it at the webs holding Steve down, and shot the webs. The webs then disintegrated and Cap was free.

"Just like that." Tony said.

"To be honest, green doesn't suit the whole red and gold color scheme." Rhodey commented.

Tony rolled his eyes and continued his work.

What the team didn't know, is that only that specific blaster could take down the webs. Rhodey could try to blast them with his blasters but it wouldn't work at all. Tony had designed them alongside Peter ,who was the creator of the fluid , in case they ever came across a situation that needed it.

Tony freed Rhodey, Natasha and Clint from the web's grasp while Stephen used his magic to free Bucky and Sam.

"Okay, how in the actual crap are we going to explain this to Ross?" Steve said.

"LANGUAGE!" Clint shouted.

"Here we go again..." Stephen muttered.

And true to Stephen's words, the two men started bickering yet again.

"This is the shit I have to deal with every single day." Natasha grumbled .

"LANGUAGE, NAT!" Clint shouted.

"F*ck you." Natasha said and flipped Clint off.

Clint chuckled and continued to avoid Steve's punches.

Stephen sighed and teleported all of them into the tower.

"Wait, if merlin could do that, why did we still need to sit on the jet?" Clint grumbled

"Well, Steve interrupted me so..." Stephen trailed off.

"Wow Stephanie, real mature of you." Tony snickered , trying, and failing to keep a straight face.

"F*ck you!" Stephen said.

"LANGUAGE!" Clint called.

"SHIT!" Stephen yelled.

"WATCH YO PROFANITIES!" Peter shouted from behind them.

"Oh cub, you're here?" Stephen said uncertainty while raising his eyebrows.

"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?" Peter replied.

Stephen shrugged and looked back at the team. He saw that Steve was tickling Clint and Clint was laughing uncontrollably. Rhodey, Bucky and Sam were talking about how birds could take over the world, Bruce and Tony were discussing about something science related and Natasha was starring at them like they were idiots.

He then turned back to Peter.

"Cub, this is what you do not want to be like when you grow older." Stephen reminded, making Peter laugh hysterically.

The next day, Tony played the recording of Peter saying that he was on their side to Ross. Saying that he was furious was the understatement of the year. But surprisingly, the UN pardoned Spider-Man from signing the accords, trusting that Spider-Man would keep to his word.

Peter's identity was safe and he , himself was safe. Thank god his parents were by his side and that he came out to them. If not , this would be another story entirely.

3286 Words, WOW!

Sry that the ending seemed rushed (again) and I know that I haven't updated in like a week,

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