Slowly opening his eyes, George groaned internally as he felt an unwanted surprise underneath the covers. He sat up, turning away from Zelk in embarrassment as he tried to cross his legs.

Waking up from the movement, Zelk smiled sleepily and half-opened his eyes, rolling over - only to end up with his face in George's lap. "What the hell?" Opening his eyes fully, he smirked as he took in his... situation. "Did you have a nice dream, Bambi?"

"Shut up." Blushing furiously, George tried to cover himself with the duvet, but he was too slow. Throwing it towards the foot of the bed, Zelk grinned as he trailed his fingertips lightly across his inner thighs. "What were you dreaming about, Spiffy?"

"It doesn't matter," George mumbled, trying his best to contain himself at Zelk's touch.

"Hot anime girls? Or guys? Maybe even... brain cells?"

Hesitating, he took a deep breath, then blurted out, "You."

[Mini smut warning: skip to next bold text <3]

"Ooh, this is getting somewhere now." Sitting up and straddling George's legs, Zelk grinned. "And what was it about?"

"Well, you were, um..." Trailing off, he gestured downwards and avoided eye contact. Feeling two hands slide the waistband of his shorts down, he gasped and bit his lip.

"I was, um...?" Slipping his shorts all the way off, Zelk smirked as he took in his erection. He started to run one fingertip lightly up and down it, eliciting another gasp.

"You were - haah!"

Licking his tip, Zelk winked. "Was it something like this?"

Nodding, George let out another moan as Zelk's mouth started to explore more, teasing him. He let his head fall back against the wall, closing his eyes as he-

[Smut haters: Coast is clear for now! <3]

A loud ringing sound made them both jump, Zelk looking around sheepishly and George just annoyed that he had stopped. The noise rang out again, and he sighed. "It's my phone, it was on silent though."

"Well, it's obviously not, you idot," Zelk rolled his eyes, picking it up from the bedside table. Looking at the caller ID, he frowned. "Who's 'Mummybb'?"

"Oh!" Giggling, George snatched his phone back and answered it, putting the person on speaker. "Hey Skep, what's up?"

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Jjooll here, just stealing a chunk of this chapter, don't mind me



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"Hey, George," Zak's voice was nervous, and he hesitated for a second. "Are you alone?"

"No, Zelkie- I mean Zelk's with me, and you're on speaker," George explained. Seeing his opportunity, Zelk picked up where he left off with George, smirking as he bit his lip and his breathing hitched.

"Oh, okay... I guess that's fine too." Clearing his throat awkwardly, Zak sighed.

"What did you want to- haah! T-talk about? HUUUnnhhhh-"

"Are you guys SERIOUSLY-" Breaking off, he decided it just wasn't worth it. "Look, can you just be serious for a minute? We're coming home, something came up. Can you pick us up from the airport?"

"Sure, we'll get Dave to go over for you. But - you don't have to tell me if you don't want to - what came up? Are you okay with Darryl?" George frowned, shifting to sit up properly. Zelk stopped messing around too, and he sighed in relief.

"I don't really know how to put this. You're not allowed to get mad, okay?"

"Okay...?" Getting more worried, he pulled Zelk onto his lap and absently interlaced their fingers. "I promise. Now stop scaring me and spit it out."

"Don't freak out, deal?" Taking a deep breath, Zak blurted out, "We had a kid - well, not had, but-"

"YOU WHAT?!"

"SEE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO FREAK OUT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO-"

"SHUT! I need to process what you just said," George threatened, his face darkening. "Listen to me. There's no possible way you could have had a child, you both have dicks."

"We didn't-"

"I said SHUT, or I'll lose it in a minute," he growled, continuing, "So if you really had a child, then one of you cheated on the other with a random woman, nine months ago. I bet it was Darryl, the unfaithful NO GOOD DICKHEAD-"

"STOP! DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT!" Shouting into the phone, Zak tried to explain himself. "He's not either of ours, you idot! Can you stop being so God damned protective for just a second, and actually listen to what I have to say?"

Grumbling under his breath, George retorted, "Fine. If he's not either of yours, then how the hell did you just suddenly get a random child?"

"We adopted him!"

Zelk silently met George's eyes and held out his hand for the phone. Hesitating, then giving it to him, he crossed his arms defensively over his chest.

Putting it off of speaker, Zelk spoke. "Ignore him, Zak. We'll send Dave over to get you guys, then we can talk properly. What time does your flight land?" Listening for a second and then nodding, he hopped off of George's lap and headed out onto the landing, closing the door behind him.

George sat frozen on the bed, listening to muffled voices downstairs, then the sound of Zelk's footsteps getting closer after a minute or so.

"Where were we?" He grinned, climbing back on top of him. Glancing down in disappointment, his eyes widened. "Awh, but I wanted to have some fun, Bambi!"

"You can still have fun," George murmured, kissing him roughly. They fell back against the pillows, pulling their bodies as close together as they could as their mouths explored each other's skin.

[SMUT WARNING]

Pushing his hips against George's pelvis, Zelk pulled off the rest of their clothes and started to slowly grind on him. Feeling George getting hard again underneath him, he smirked. "Fun sounds good right about now."

"Shut and fuck me, idot," George whispered back, holding his waist tightly as he attacked his neck.

Winking, Zelk put a finger to his lips and pinned him down, his hands sliding downwards. But he moved further down, cupping his arse cheeks and ignoring his dick completely.

"Z-zelk, maybe we should just play Cluedo instead," George hedged, standing up and backing away. He felt nervous, but at the same time he really didn't want to leave that bed...

"I swear to God, if you ask me to play Cluedo ONE MORE TIME I'm going to strangle you."

There was a slight pause, then George grinned. "Will you play Cluedo with me?"

Shoving him in the chest, Zelk scowled. "You'd better run..."

"Aah!" Scrambling up and hiding under the covers of their bed, George started to giggle uncontrollably. "But... but my brain cells!"

Chasing him and yanking the covers completely off of the bed, Zelk smirked. "You've got nowhere to hide now, you giant."

He kneeled on the bed next to George's trembling body, pinning his arms above his head as he straddled his hips. His hands constricted around his neck, getting tighter and tighter with each word. "I. Don't. Want. To. Play. Cluedo."

George felt his airways closing up, his breathing laboured as he stared up into the eyes of his captor. Still keeping the pressure on his neck, Zelk leaned forwards and kissed him roughly, biting his lip and drawing blood.

He couldn't contain himself any longer. Letting out a choked moan, he writhed underneath Zelk's grip and tried to speak. "D- daddy p- please!"

Letting go of his neck in shock, Zelk froze. "What was that?!"

Turning bright red, George closed his eyes. "Nothing... can we just forget I said that?"

"That'll be quite hard - no pun intended," Zelk laughed, "to forget." He started to grind on him, winking as his eyes snapped back open. "Tell me, honey, what other kinks do you have?"

Eyes rolling back in his sockets at the sensation, George mumbled something under his breath. Stopping and leaning down to kiss his chest, Zelk murmured, "Georgie?"

"... Yes?"

"Can you not run away this time?"

Hesitating, but then relaxing at his caring gaze, George nodded. Zelk gently pulled his legs apart, murmuring, "I promise I'll be gentle."

Sliding open his bedside cabinet and pulling out a bottle of lube, he put some on his fingers and gently slid one into George's entrance. He gasped, eyes wide, but didn't pull away. Letting him adjust then slipping in a second and a third, Zelk kissed him to distract him as he adjusted.

As they pulled away for air, he bucked his hips, and Zelk pulled his hand away.

Whining slightly at the loss of contact, George blinked a few times, shocked at his own reaction. Grinning, Zelk brought their lips back together. "You're adorable when you're needy, honey," he mumbled around his lips, gently sliding inside of him and letting him adjust again.

Starting to shift his hips up and down, George panted at the new feeling. Matching his movements, Zelk rolled his hips back and forth, not once breaking their kiss as they found their rhythm.

Finding his prostate and aiming for it with every movement, Zelk started to move much faster. Moaning quietly, George gripped his shoulders - and held him still, stopping him.

"Is it hurting?" Zelk whispered, cupping his cheek in his hand.

"No... I want to - I want to try on top," George blushed, looking away.

Laughing quietly and flipping them over, Zelk lay still and gestured for him to carry on. "Have at it, Bambi."

Hugging his arms to his chest in embarrassment, George went to pull away - but Zelk held his hips down. "You're so beautiful, honey. Don't hide from me, have some fun."

"You think I'm...?" Trailing off and leaning down to kiss him, George hugged his chest tight. "I love you..."

"I love you too, you soppy idot. Now 'shut' and ride me."

Giggling quietly, George sat back up and rocked his hips back and forth. He hesitantly started to bounce up and down, breathing in gasps as he pushed himself further and further down.

Groaning softly and reaching to grip onto George's legs, Zelk arched his back as he started to move faster and faster. "You feel so good, honey, don't stop-"

"Shhh, I'm enjoying this - too much to - stop... daddy," George moaned, throwing his head back as he started to grind back and forth whilst he bounced up and down.

Reduced to a moaning mess, Zelk closed his eyes as his breathing became jagged. "You have no idea... what than name - haah!" Arching his back off of the bed as George went even faster, he let out a guttural groan and squeezed his thighs as he felt himself getting close.

Becoming more sloppy as he felt himself lose control, George panted, "Harder. Squeeze harder."

Zelk did as he was told, digging his nails into his skin as he felt warmth rushing to the pit of his stomach.

Losing it as he drew blood with his nails, George made a mess all over Zelk's chest. "Ha- haah..." He groaned, eyes slits as he felt Zelk reach his climax inside of him. They fell back against the pillows in a sweaty mess, George weakly pulling out and bringing their lips back together.

"That was amazing, Bambi," Zelk sighed, wrapping his arms around him. "I love you..."

"I love you too, honey."

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Okay, so!

Here's the Spifelk smut I've been being pestered to make :)))

Hope you enjoyed ;-;