After Joey left, I convinced theodora to let Tiffany go (not only becuase she wasn't a valid suspect, but also because she was annoying as hell). Then she took blood samples from all the guys (minus the weed dealer) and then sent them all off to the lab. Things are not looking good.

Idk what the population of this town is, but random ass ppl show up all the time, so there's like a 4/40,00% chance that we have the right guy. Joey's babydaddy prolly left town already.

Things were pretty quiet after Tiffany left, just the sound of Sam and the asian kid rolling joints and the other dude playing fortnite on his phone. It wasn't that bad, except I'm pretty sure everyone was at least a little high the whole time. 

"So...who do you think it's gonna be?" asked Theodora.

"Not me," Sam said.

"Oh right, haha virgin." 

"Not me, I'm gay." said the Asian kid.

"lmfao that's GAYYYY!"

"I've been married for six years!" Said the fortnite loser.

"WHy wOulD yoU ruIN sUcH a beaUtIFUL rEAlAtiOnSHIp!?" 

"I'm Obama!" Said Barack.

"And I'm Michelle!" 

"Wtf Theodora?!" I asked her.

"What? Virgins are pathetic!" She said. "Also fucking guys is gay!"

"Well, NO SHIT!"I shouted at her. "No offence Sam."

"None taken," He said.

Just then we heard a sound at the door. A 6'4 man burst through the door with a loud crash. He was wearing tims, and he had squigly questionmark shaved into his hair. Theodora looked at him. He looked at Theodora. 

"Is this not the AA meeting?" he asked.

"No...."

He was about to leave when Theodora looked at him,

"you....ur the 1 tht did the thing! DETAIIIIINNNNEEEED!!!"

"What does the 'S.' stand for Theodora?" I asked. 

"SoLvEd!!"