What's poppin' Logang?! 

Well anyways, we locked up the tall guy in the Tims, theeeeeennnnn we got the test results back. None of them were the father. 

I. Fucking. Knew. It! Take that Theodora. At least this story can have a happy ending, though.

Turns out the guy who told Theodora he had been married for six years was just super high! So he thought Joey was kinda cute and decided to be her sugar daddy.

Sam finally lost his virginity, and got taken back to school (althoug that means he failed NNN), the asian kid is still gay, Tims dude was very drunk and got a DUI, and Obama, well, he got flown out on his private jet. 

AFter this stupid-ass case, me and S got invited back to Joey's place to have a few drinks. Joey and Theodora took turns taking hits from the crackpipe, and I smoked a blunt (while S called me a pussy) becuase I've never really liked coke. We said our goodbyes, and then we yeeted ourselves out that bitch and back to the lost arms. 

I've met some cool people along the way, (the asian kid, who I can always count on to hook me up, Obama, and Sam.

 I'll never forget Sam. He gave me his number so we could keep in touch, and also his Juul (and something else ;)) as a parting gift.

Oh shit guess what else!? You know how i said that S and Joey were smoking the same pipe? Well S. got fuckin' herpes! Isn't that awesome? Maybe she won't call me a pussy anymore when I refuse to smoke from other people's crackpipes. 

Aight Logangsters, this has been Ya boi Lemon weed, 

always remember my dudes, 'S.' stands for STD's!