Theodora made me keep watch over our detained suspect all night. I mean, seriously, she ain't gonna run away! She keeps asking me questions, but every time I try to answer him, S comes over and fucking tells the lady that

"She has the right to remain silent!"

'S.' Really does stand for 'stupid ho'.

I've managed to find out the lady's name, Tiffany. I don't like her. She's annoying as hell. 

"Sir, please! I need to snapchat my boyfriend!"

"Sir please! I'm sure he's called millions of times!"

"SiR pLeAsE! i NeEd tO pUt ThIs oN mY sTorY!! wHat wIlL mY fOlLoWeRs dO!?!"

"SIIIIIRRRR!!!!"

I guess 'S.' stands for 'shut the fuck up' too.

At 5 AM, Theodora woke me up and dragged me out to the car,

"You a lazy-ass aprentice!" 

"Where the hell are we going now?" I asked. 

"We are going to school." I looked at that bitch. I think she crazy.

"why tho?" 

"Because 'S.' stands for 'School'!" I rolled my eyes.

"We aren't going to any REGULAR school, either," she said, "We're going to HIGHSCHOOL!!!!"

We arrived at the school. Theodora parked and turned off the car.

"Now what?" I asked

"Now, we wait." We waited for an hour before people started showing up. Theodora grabbed her phone and blasted police siren sounds,

"EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND!" She screamed. The group of 5 students that had been walking towards the doors dropped to the ground and put their hands on their heads. There were hardly any people becuase it was so early. 

"He looks very suspicious!" she pointed to the guy in the hentai hoodie. 

"YOU!" She screamed out the window, "THE ONE WITH THE PORN SHIRT!" 

Theodora brought him to the station for questioning. He juuled the whole time we were in the car. 

"YOU ARE A SUSPECT IN A MISSING PERSONS CASE! NAME!" Theodora yelled at him.

"Sam." 

"WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN WE ARRESTED YOU?" She shouted.

"Going to school." He took another hit from his juul. It was mango.

"DO YOU KNOW ANYONE BY THE NAME OF JOEY?" She demanded. Sam smiled.

"Joe MAMA!" 

"Have you ever had sex with a woman of that name?" She asked, excitedly (dumbass though she was on to something).

"No...." Sam whispered. 

"HAHAHAHA VIRGIN!!" Theodora said. 

"DETAINED!!" 

"No, wait! You can't detain me! I have ligma!" 

"What's ligma?" Theodora asked. 

"LIGMA BALLS LMAO!!" Sam yelled. 

I guided him to his cell. 

"Aye, bro, can I have a hit?" I asked.

"Yeah bruh, here." He handed me his Juul. I took a few hits  and gave it back. I locked his cell door, and then Theodora grabbed my arm.

"'S.' is for 'Suspects'!" She told me.