"Where are we going?" I asked Theodora, after I realized that we weren't going back to the lost arms. 

"We are going.....ON A STAKEOUT!!" She yelled. 

"Bish what you mean we going on a stakeout? We don't no anything about the person we're trying to find!!" I said, "It could literally be ANY guy!"

S looked at me like I was a crazy,

"Quiet, Snicket! They'll hear us!" She whispered ferociously.

"Tf is they??" I whispered back. 

"THE SUSPESCTS, DUMBASS!" Theodora retorted. 

"THERE ARE NO DAMN SUSPECTS!" I yelled. I heard a twig break behind us. Theodora whipped around,

"AHA!!" She screamed, "A SUSPECT!!!" Then she leaped out from the car and tackled the person, "Put your hands on your head!" she ordered. Theodora got up off the poor disgruntled person,

"You are the number one suspect in a missing persons case!" She informed them. She told them to stand up, and then moved them to the front of the car, where I noticed in the bright headlights that the suspect was wearing a dress. S put them in the backseat of the car after handcuffing them, and then explained to Suspect #1 we were going to the station so that they could be interrogated.

"Theodora, what does the 'S.' stand for?" I asked her.

"Stupid Ho." I stared at her.

"You," she said, "You a stupid ho." 

When we finally arrived at the station, Theodora opened the backdoor and followed Suspect #1 inside,

"Do you know a woman by the name of Joey?" Theodora asked them.

"N-No." The suspect said, "I still don't know why I'm here..."

"You are the number one suspect in a missing persons case!" Theodora repeated. 

"Our client, Joey, reported the father of her child missing," I explained.

"So why did you bring me here?" The Suspect said. 

"Are you Joey's babydaddy?" Theodora demanded. 

"I'm a woman..." Said the Suspect.

"ANSWER MY QUESTION!!" 

Theodora screamed and flipped the table.

"No!" Said the lady.

"DETAINED!" Yelled Theodora.

"But Theodora--" 

"You know what the 'S.' stands for Snicket?!" 

I shook my head.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Theodora shouted. She turned to the Suspect,

"DETAINED!"