that last one was fun to write i feel like i'm on a roll. hope you guys like this one.

"Phil we are not leaving a baby in the car you dipshit." She sounded offended he would even suggest that. She picked carlos up out of his seat and rubbed his head sweetly.

They started to walk into the church and Phil wrapped his arm around Olivia's waist. She pulled it off and shoved him, partially mad cause he was about to leave a baby in the car and also cause she was frustrated that she couldn't find her brother. She wasn't mad at him per say but it was hardly the time for such affection.

To be honest Olivia wasn't the best at receiving acts of affection because she had a hard time believing that they were genuine. she had no problem giving it but she didn't want to accept it in fear that she would turn around and it would slap her in the face because it was just for sex. that had happened to her often in the past so she had just put a wall up in that department.

of course, with Phil it was different but because they didn't know where they stood now, it was sort of a grey area. plus she wanted to focus on finding her brother which was worrying her more than she would admit.

"what if they don't remember us?" stu asked.

they walked into the hosting area were there were cute decorative plates on the walls and books littering the shelves, making it look very quaint.

there was a man and a woman in the front pews talking about something when they noticed the group walk in. "look at these guys" the man said grinning and going to greet them.

Liv tapped Stu and handed him the baby and she took her hair down from her ponytail letting her curls fall. The man crushed Alan in a hug which he very much reciprocated. "what happened? you miss me? you miss Eddie?"

he went over to Phil and aggressively shook his hand. "hey mami, how you doin." He embraced olivia tightly and gave her a slap on the butt. Her eyes widened and she looked at Phil who was equally as stunned. "uh hey. Eddie" she said catching his name.

"How are you my friend. this guy is fucking crazy." eddie said pointing at Stu.

"what's up man" he said trying to be polite.

"listen i'm gonna tell you something. i know some sick people. this guy is the wildest, craziest bastard i ever met in my life." now it was Stu's turn to be surprised at this man's words. he laughed.

Olivia took the baby back. "fuckin crazy motherfucker i thought he was gonna eat my dick." they all laughed except stu.

Phil cleared his throat. "so uh eddie, we were having a hard time remembering what happened last night is there anything that might be important for us to remember cause we can't think of anything and we are missing doug."

"doug is uh, short little penguin man right?" he asked. olivia laughed. "you don't remember anything?" they nodded. he just shrugged and motioned for them to follow him.

he pulled out a photo album. in it there were pictures of Stu and a random woman all over each other. "holy shit." he was not happy. "that's it. my life is over."

"stu don't worry melissa is not gonna know about this." Phil reassured him. Olivia tilted her head, worrying a little why that's the first thing that came to his mind. his discretion towards his friends girlfriend was quick. "this never happened, i'll take care of it okay."

Eddie opened a box of merchandise that Stu had apparently purchased with pictures of his and this woman's face everywhere. Olivia put the baby on the counter next to the box standing close so he wouldn't fall and she took a hat out of the box to put it on. Alan did the same. They high-fived and circled back to their situation.

"these are all the things you and jade ordered." eddie informed.

"jade" they all said in unison.

"yeah she's beautiful man. tits like that." he motioned with his hands. "clean, very tight too."

olivia rolled her eyes. this is why she has mental issues.

"buts that's because she had the baby"

they all nodded. olivia was sorta sad they figured out who it belonged to. not because she wanted to keep it. just take care of it a little longer and play with him. he was funny.

"so eddie we made some mistake last night." Phil started. "do you do annulments?" eddie shook his head and everyone smiled.

"see stu? you're gonna be fine." liv said patting his arm.

"i can't do it with just him tho i need the chick. we have to have both party's"

"do you happen to know where we can find her. she must have filled out some paperwork right?"

eddie nodded again and handed them her address. "perfect" was all Phil said. Alan and Stu thanked Eddie for his time and they walked out.

when they got in the car melissa had called and she was on the phone with stu. Alan was talking about breastfeeding and was now holding carlos in his lap.

Olivia was looking in the back next to stu for anything that would help them remember. just then, they were hit by an orange sports car before they were even in drive.

there was a lot of banging and stu yelling on the phone was not helping them figure out what was going on. a man with a baseball bat came around to the front of the car and wacked the windshield.

"where is he!" he shouted.

Phil put his hands up. "woah woah i think we are looking for the same guy."

Stu was still on the phone lying to his girlfriend frantically trying to get off the phone. the man screamed incoherently and started hitting the car again. Phil looked around for a way out.

"shit! Phil" Liv yelled thinking he would know what to do.  

"yeah i know baby hang on" he turned around trying to put the car in reverse and get the hell out of there but the sports car was blocking where they could go.

he went forward hitting a different man and causing him to shoot his gun. "oh fuck" the bullet had hit eddie who came running out and he was in the ground.

Phil just decided to go and if they hit something else then they hit something else and he put the petal to the metal and sped the hell out of there.

"what the fuck is going on" stu shouted hanging up the phone.

"i have no idea." Phil said speeding down the road.

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"it's got uh, Ted Danson, Magnum P.I. and that jewish actor." Alan described a movie that no one was listening too.

Phil was fed up. "Shut up Alan. what room was it again?" they walked through sets of apartments and looked at the numbers on the walls to figure out which one had jade in it.

Stu looked at the paper in his hand. "825"

just then the door to that room opened and out came the blonde woman from Stu's marriage photos. she was on the phone.

"i know i did. i already checked with her- Oh thank God he's with his father." she gestured to the baby Liv was holding. She took him and hung up the phone. "okay bye. i was freaking out. i missed you sweetie." she took Stu's face and kissed him hard. it lingered for more than wanted causing more confusion in the group.

the other three just stared in shock. "what the hell happened to you guys?" she giggled in a joking fun way. she obviously did think it to be too serious that her baby was missing and her so called husband had a missing tooth.

"actually we were hoping you could tell us"

"what do you mean? i got up this morning and when i came back from getting you coffee you were gone." she laughed. "i gotta feed tyler. come inside you guys"

Alan was disappointed the baby's name was tyler and Phil patted him on the back. They walked into her apartment and sat on the couch. it was a nice little quaint apartment. it was a bit messy but after last night they didn't seem suprised.

She got a baby bottle and sat down across from them. "so what's up" Phil sat straight. "look it's jade right?" he chuckled awkwardly.

"very funny phil" she giggled. she bounced her feet up and down to keep the baby up in spirits.

"uhm, do you remember our friend doug?" olivia spoke. the fact that jades boobs were bouncing due to her leg moving and her low hanging shirt was very distracting from the fact that her brother was missing so she tried to get to the point best she could.

"yeah that's your brother right?" she pointed at liv "of course, he was the best man at our wedding." jade obviously seemed to remember a lot from last night and from the sound of it she was with them most of them time too.

"exactly, yeah, we can't find him and we are getting worried." Phil scratched the back of his neck and hoped she would give a straight answer instead of keep them there forever.

Stu noticed something and spit his drink everywhere. he started to cough which i guess disrupted Phil's train of thought "dude control yourself"

"that's my grandmothers ring" he said as jade walked away with the baby. she was going to get some formula which gave them a chance to go over a few things more discreetly.

"what" Liv said finally paying attention.

"my grandmothers holocaust ring that i was going to give to melissa, she's wearing it"

"oh shit". yet another thing that olivia felt like she had to fix in order to not stress out stu.

Alan butted in. "i didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust"

Jade walked back in and sat down.

Phil needed answers cause they didn't really have time for this shit. "do you remember the last time you saw doug."

"oh not since wedding i think" she nodded and unbuttoned the top button on her shirt and pulled out her breast to feed tyler.

everyone looked at the ceiling except for Alan who was staring like a creep. this woman and her boobs i mean oh my goodness what was her deal?!

Phil continued trying to distract himself. "great and what time was that."

"oh it was around 1, just after my shift and then i went back to the hotel with tyler and i didn't see doug because the only people in your suite were Phil and livvy" she winked.

Stu's eyes widened. "and by your shift ended you mean cause you're a nurse? or a blackjack dealer?"

"no silly i'm a stripper, you know this" his face went white. "well technically i'm an escort but stripling is a great way to-

"LAS VEGAS POLICE FREEZE! HANDS IN THE AIR!" The door burst open and two police
had their guns pointed at the group.

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olivia's pov

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"after this, we take the mugshots and bring them down here." was all i heard a guard say before i tuned out. it looked like they were giving a tour for kids but i really didn't give a fuck.

I was just so tired and overstimulated that it was hard to care what happened at that point. We were all cuffed together like damn dogs so it was hard to move.

Phil was on the phone with Tracy but i was too out of it to really have anything to say to her so i just watched him. He dealt with problems very well and i admired that about him. He was calm and always seemed to know what he was doing and he delivered everything perfectly. and of course he looked hot while he did it.

He hung up the phone and sat down next to me, grabbing our already connected hands. "It's gonna be okay Liv." I smiled.

"i know" he kissed my head and rested his head on mine, squeezing my hand. "i know"'

"Billings, Price, Wenneck, Garner, Room 3"

i'm gonna be honest it's 6am rn and i haven't gone to bed but these chapters are so fun to write. how are we liking Phil and Olivia's dialogue?? is it too much or not enough. also i love her and Stu's relationship cause there's her boyfriend sorta her brother and then just stu. it's so fun. anyways! vote and comment if you enjoyed.