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He was shocked to hear that she was dating this woman. He couldn't take it anymore so he climbed out the window and went to the front door to ring the doorbell. Irene hurriedly rushed to open it. When she opened it, she saw a frog with leaves all over it, glaring at her. She screamed and grabbed a badminton racket and started thwacking Dank Memer with it.

"OW! G-GET THIS GIRL - OUCH! GET THIS GIRL OFF OF ME!" He screamed while trying to dodge Irene.

"What are you doing here?! I thought I pushed you out!" EA said.

"I'M SMARTER THAN THAT! SMARTER THAN YOU COULD EVER BE! I CLIMBED BACK IN WHILE YOU TWO WERE BEING SAPPY!"

EA stood in shock. She didn't have anything to say.

"So tell me. Are you really dating this woman? 'Irene'?"

"Well..." EA said reluctantly.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU. ARE YOU DATING THIS WOMAN?" He screamed at the top of his lungs.

"YES I AM, OKAY. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME ANYMORE 'COS I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAD I'M DATING A WOMAN BECAUSE YOU CARE ABOUT ME, YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE IT'S 'WRONG'. YOU'VE NEVER CARED FOR ME IN MY LIFE SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO. I'VE ERASED ANYONE FROM MY LIFE WHO HURT ME. THIS INCLUDES OILYLOTION, HIRTO AND YOU. I HATE YOU! YOU'VE ALWAYS TREATED ME LIKE GARBAGE. YOU NEVER GAVE ME PROPER FOOD OR SHELTER. YOU NEVER SPENT TIME WITH ME. YOU THOUGHT I WAS THIS HUGE BURDEN ON YOU. AND DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME TO COME WITH YOU JUST FOR 100,000 β‚© BECAUSE I AM NOT COMING WITH YOU. YOU CAN GO CHOKE ON A MUFFIN, STEP ON A LEGO PIECE AND SHINAY IN A POTHOLE. GET. OUTTA. HERE!" EA yelled, finally at her exploding point. All these feelings poured out of her at once.

Dank Memer scoffed. "And to think this is after all I did for you."

EA was exasperated. She didn't want to explain it to him all over again. To think that I actually thought he would understand she thought, shaking her head.

Irene looked at Dank Memer with so much hatred that he stopped saying what he was going to say and instead glared at EA, who glared back at him, and then left the house.

"DON'T COME BACK!" Irene said, waving. EA closed the door.

"I think that's the most I've ever heard you speak," Irene said.

EA shrugged her shoulders. She didn't feel like talking. "Let's watch the movie." She said.

They spent hours searching for a movie but EA just couldn't pick one. All she thought about was her father.

"Are you fine, EA?" Irene finally asked, after EA had said no to the fifteenth movie.

EA didn't reply.

"Earth to EA. Hello?"

Then Irene noticed that EA had fallen asleep.

"Oh." Irene said. She felt her own eyelids drooping. She yawned and laid her head on EA's shoulder and fell asleep.

The next day, EA woke up to find Irene sleeping on her shoulder. She freaked out. She'd never slept with someone beside her before. She quickly grabbed her stuff and ran out of the house. Only when she stopped for a moment did she realise that she shouldn't have run away, she should have woken up Irene and told her she was going, or pushed her head off her shoulder. She sighed and decided to head back to her house. Then she realised she had no idea where she was. She turned around and saw someone heading in her direction.

"HELLO?" she yelled. "WHERE AM I?" she asked.
The person didn't reply. EA watched them walk up to her and then stop. She looked up at their face. It looked familiar.

"I've got you now." They snarled.

"O-oily?" EA asked, aghast.

Oily was about to grab her arm but someone suddenly pushed them from behind. they tripped over their foot and EA ran away. Then she saw that it was Irene who pushed Oily from behind.

"Sorry I left," EA said sheepishly to Irene.

Irene brushed off some dust from her shoulder.

"It's fine." She said and shrugged. "I'm sorry I didn't wake you up when you fell asleep," She said.

"That's ok." EA said. "Let's go home," She added.

"You wanna be roommates?" Irene asked.

EA brightened up. "Sure!" She said. "That's a brilliant idea."

EA's hand brushed against Irene's while they were walking. Irene looked at her.

"Let's hold hands," She said.

EA extended her hand and Irene took it. Her hand was warm and EA felt comforted.

When they reached the Kpop server, they found ~~kiwi~~#3018 standing waiting for them.

"Hello!" Irene said cheerfully.

"Well, well, well. DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW LATE YOU ARE?!" ~~kiwi~~#3018 yelled.

"Whups?" EA asked.

"There have been 3 applications for staff and NO ONE HAS BEEN UPDATING THE STRAY KIDS' POSTS!" She said, glaring at Irene. "DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO THE STAYS TO SIMP OVER FELIX'S POSTS?! WELL, OTHER THAN AVI. SHE SAID TO POST THEM HERSELF AND POOR ASH HAD TO TAKE IN THE INTERVIEWS AND SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO BECAUSE SHE ISN'T A BOT!" She yelled at them.

EA and Irene apologized to ~~kiwi~~#3018 and got on with their work. EA was glad to see that none of the applications were from Hirto.

When the work was done, EA and Irene walked hand in hand to their new home, which Irene and EA had bought in their break. Don't question how they got a house over their break they just did.

It was a normal looking caravan from the outside, but inside it looked like a proper home. The walls were painted white, the cabinets and drawers were polished and the table tops were furnished.

"All it needs is a touch of colour," Irene said and EA agreed.

"Should I call Color-Chan?" EA asked. Irene nodded. EA quickly called Color-chan.

"I'm coming as fast as I can!" Color-Chan said.

Suddenly, out of the blue, Irene and EA heard a voice. "HIT IT, JACQUES!" the voice said. Suddenly music started playing. EA knew that voice from somewhere. The person emerged from smoke. They walked up to them. EA was shocked. She knew who it was.

"Hi, Gina Linetti, human-" she said but was interrupted.

"Form of the one hundred emoji! OH MY GOD! IT'S GINA LINETTI FROM BROOKLYN NINE-NINE! I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN!" EA screamed with excitement.

"I see you know me. Nice. I heard this place needed to be blessed with my spirit and dance moves. HERE I GO!"

Gina spent forty-five minutes dancing. EA loved every minute of it. After The Legendary Gina's performance was over, she gave a bow, took a selfie with them and then left. Then the doorbell rang and EA went to answer it. It was Color-Chan. EA had never seen Color-Chan before. She had pale blonde hair and rosy cheeks and was wearing an apron that had paint splatters on it.

"KoNichiWa!" She said brightly.

EA and Irene were puzzled.

"Sorry. I'm taking Japanese classes. I was programmed in Japan but transported here, so I thought I would learn my heritage."

"That's cool." Irene said. "Come in!"

Color-Chan stepped inside and looked around. "This is a really nice house," She said.

"Thanks!" EA said. "It looks a bit plain though, so we want to add some colour."

"That's my job!" Color-Chan said.

EA and Irene spent half an hour picking colours for their house. Finally they decided on #f9e3be light beige for the walls, #B6D0E2 powder blue for the cabinets and drawers, #F5F5F5 white smoke for the tables, #ffffff white for the floor, EA's room's walls were #B980F0 Biloba flower and Irene's room was #4d0000 red velvet. Color-Chan helped Irene and EA paint the outside of the caravan, so it had doodles on it.

When they were done, they stepped out to get a good look.

"Feels just like home." EA said, admiring the outside.

"Mhm - but it took so long!" Irene exclaimed, checking the time. "It was late afternoon when we started and now dusk is settling."

"Then let's get ready for bed." EA said with a smile and they both walked into their new home.

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