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Your day starts off quite as chaotic per usual, with having Blitzo driving all of you to work inside the company van whilst poorly singing along to one of his favorite songs "Mustang Dong" which blasts from the speakers, discomforting both Loona and Moxxie. It was too loud for your liking but it was harmless as long as it doesn't include any high-pitched frequency noises to harm your ears. It was just garbage noise affected on you.

Upon arriving at where you all usually park in a parking lot behind a building, Blitzo turned the wheel to park the vehicle as Loona looks very unimpressed out of the window. You caught a glimpse of something zooming right in front.

"hOLY SHIT FU-"

Blitzo yells, violently turning the wheel to avoid crashing as he stomps his foot on the brakes in panic. He looks outside through the window, completely pissed and reads the plate number. "OHHHH you suck for life, do ya?!!" He turns to grab a megaphone, causing you to go stiff. Loona notices this and growls at your boss, Blitzo noticing. "Oh, right. Sorry." He mutters, putting back the megaphone and peers out of the van window instead whilst yelling at the other vehicle with utter profanities.

You then hear Blitzo stop abruptly. "Ohh shit... Verosika??!" He exclaims, shocked. You raised a brow and followed his gaze, seeing a tall demon with hot pink skin standing over there with a flashy outfit.

"Blitz-o..." You hear her spat in a venomous tone, only making Blitzo fume in anger and continue to insult the woman further, also falling out of the window in the process.

They continued exchanging insults with eachother, watching Blitzo approach the tall woman with the most annoyed look and their bickering went on as it reaches to the point where it got a bit too personal from between them. Yeesh...

"No way..." Suddenly, Loona spoke up in awe. You on the other hand, are still confused on who the heavens she is.

Then you hear Blitzo yells. "God damMIT, WHORE! You will not let that go!" Blitzo stomped, which the lady ignores. "Choke on a sandpaper, cock." She flips him off, walking away. Loona watches her pass by, hiding behind the window. This gave you a chance to peer through and have her move aside for a moment.

You see Blitzo storm after the tall demon and told her to move her car on somewhere else, not noticing a huge figure following him close. Blitzo kept angrily protesting 'til he's interrupted by who appears to be a hellhound. "You what?" His deep voice spoke, intimidating Blitzo. Blitzo stammers for a moment. "Or I'll uhh... I'll call HR!" You facepalm.

They busrt out laughing, afterwards, the lady went and introduce the other. "Well anyway, meet my new hellhound, Vortex." She starts. "Unlike you, he does his job well." Blitzo went livid at her words. About to walk away, you accidentally open the van's door and fell out of the vehicle.

They must've heard you since you turned and see all of them staring at you with confusion. Your body froze, not sure what to do. Then Blitzo smirks, skipping his way over to you.

"Ohh?~ Weeeeell anywho-" Blitzo pulls you by the waist and held you close to him. "-meet my new much better lover, [y/n]." He says with pride filling his words. "And unlike YOU. They're way better than your slutty ass just by existing, alone!" Blitzo growls back at the woman which she scoffs in return, her face contorting with irritation.

She takes off her shades, giving you both a stare of disgust. That was until you notice her gaze widen at you. You met her eyes for a second, but avoided eye contact, feeling a bit intimidated under her stare.

"Well~ At least you actually have good taste for once..." She leers at you. "It's too bad they ended up with a dickhead like you, bitch." She then walks to where you're both standing and pushed Blitzo off of you right on his face and put a finger under your chin to make you face her. Your face turned flushed at this as you were forced to meet her piercing gaze, causing her chuckle in amusement.

"Wow, you're actually quite adorable." She compliments, studying you even further. "How about you and I go out instead, and ditch this cocksucker, dear?~" She leans, her face inches away far from yours. "U-Um..." Your voice got lost, too flustered to form any words.

Before things could go even more uncomfortable for you, Blitzo butts in and rudely interrupted her with a slap on her wrist. She hissed at him and leaned away, annoyed she got interrupted. Blitzo just stuck his tongue out towards her and held you protectively.

"Get your filthy slutty hands off of what's mine, you fucking whore!"

"Oh suck on a barbed wire rod, asshole."

She snarls, putting her shades back on. You had to calm Blitzo down and pry him off of you for air, he was holding you extremely tightly. The woman turns to leave but not before handing you a slip of scented paper over to you, you look up to see her grinning at you.

"If you ever change your mind to find an even better date-call me~" She says seductively, then turn to scowl at Blitzo. "Hope you get your dick ripped off, cocksucker..." Blitzo just scowls, flipping her off.

"Tata, fuckstain..." She sneers at him. "See you around, sweetheart~" She leaves, blowing a kiss right at you. In which, as ridiculous as it is, made Blitzo spray the air with alcohol. You just sigh.

You looked down at the note she gave you and notice a number is written on it, presumably hers, with a heart signed in it along with a name next to it.

"Ver-o-sika Mayday..?" It read, Blitzo didn't fail to hear this and grabs the paper between your hands, ripping it violently into tiny shreds. You watch him stomp on the remaining pieces then see him pull out a box of matches and set it on fire.

"Isn't that overkill..." You comment, making him shrug and fold his arms, facing away. "Ugh- I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that..." He groans.

"YOU KNOW VEROSIKA MAYDAY??" You turn your head towards Loona, who bursts out of the van. Blitzo stumbles at his own words for a bit. "Huh..!? Oh- Yeah, her- Yeah- We dated..." He folds his arms with a frown. "Was it before, or after she became a popstar?" Millie joins in. "YOU DATED A POPSTAR?!?!" Moxxie exclaims in surprise.

"Okay- Why are you all acting like it's such a shock?" Blitzo says with frustration, looking like he wants to drop the topic immediately. You chuckled at this.

"Eh-I don't think it IS quite shocking honestly, knowing you are also banging one of the princes in hell regularly." You say out loud, causing Blitzo to whip his head towards your direction in shock at your words while everyone snickers at this and agreed with your statement.

"Oh c'mon, [y/n]! NOT YOU TOO!!" He dramatically flails his arms around, acting like he got betrayed in the most horrible way. You just brushed him off. "Aren't I right though..?" You say, he looks straight at you and grew silent. "I-It's for our business!!" Now he appears to be the one feeling like he's betraying you. Moxxie and Millie's conversation distracted him and made him turn towards them.

"Okay look- Let's just drop it!!" He turns to Millie, throwing her the keys for the truck and ask her to find a temporary parking spot for it.

With that, he walks off, only calling both Loona and Moxxie. You were walking ahead of them so Blitzo had to run after you.

It wasn't long before you felt Blitzo put an arm around you along with his tail wrapping around your leg. "And of course, you're ONLY sticking with me. Period." He points at him, you rolled your eyes and let him be and entered inside the building with him protectively holding you. He spat.

"Alright, let's go handle this shit..."

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| End of chapter 6|

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It's gonna be quite difficult to write Vortex and Loona crushing on the reader but imma try

But it's gonna be a bit different from what happened from the episode itself

-a/n