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"HEY, YOU DAMN ROBO-BITCH!"

Fizz turns his head over to the entrance, seeing a really pissed off Blitzo holding his firearm along with a torch on his other hand. He looks extremely hurt. "HANDS OFF OF [Y/N]!" He yells, only making the robot jester laugh mockingly. "Oooor what?" You feel his hold tighten around you, but not enough to hurt you.

Blitzo had the most deadliest glare he gave towards the robot and see him raise the torch to his side, you felt Fizz jolt because of this and hear him growl in a glitchy tone.

"You wouldn't d-d-dare, Blitz-o..."

"Ooooohhhhh, actually, would I?" Blitzo acts childishly then tossed the torch nearby the tent's walls, setting it on rapid fire immediately. Fizz's eyes widened then rushed quickly in search for an exit, dragging you along. Before he makes another step though, Blitzo took action and stepped on one of the robot's wires dangling behind him.

"Yo asshole!" Your boss calls, Fizz felt himself get stopped, making him turn back. Blitzo took this chance and rammed the back of his gun to the jester's head, causing him to let go of you. You fell on the ground and try standing up, Blitzo hurried his way towards you but didn't bother helping you up.

Instead, you felt yourself get hoisted off the ground with arms wrapped around both of your waist and beneath your legs, noticing Blitzo carrying you in bridal style.

You glanced at him with worry. "There's no time!! This place's gonna be engulfed in flames soon so don't worry about me!" He yells in panic, sprinting towards the entrance way with you in his arms and got out of the circus which then gets consumed into flames in just mere seconds.

Blitzo kept running, not looking back until he falls down to his knees while panting, you gave him a concerning look but he just shakily smiles back. "You're tired. You should put me down so I can hel—" He cuts you off. "I said I'm fine." His grip on you tightened, but you insist. So you jumped off and held his hand instead, he was shaking quite terribly.

You see him put a hand on his face and feel his other hand grip your hand back too, he's obviously stressed. It took him a moment before he could speak to you as you waited patiently.

"L-Listen, I—"

He was suddenly interrupted by the same glitched laughter from before and see the same exact robotic appendages wrap around Blitzo, making him let go of you and see him get hoisted up and was thrown again in the air, crashing onto a nearby booth.

"Now... W-Where were we– Oh right!!!" Fizz abruptly turns to you, causing you to take a couple steps back and grabbed your glock. He must've noticed this quickly and immediately grabbed your wrist, forcing you to let go of your firearm and gripped both of your hands in quite a distance between both of you. He had his arms stretched to grab you, clicking his tongue playfully at you.

"A-Awww~ I'd wanna stay and play–" He faked a whine, still grinning and pulls you close. "–but I'll need to finish this bastard you call your boss first, then maybe I'll take you afterwards." Once he was close enough, you took your turn to headbutt him and broke free from him, he now had his hands on his face in pain, giving you time to grab your gun back and distanced yourself from him.

"HEY, SHITFACE!" Blitzo finally comes out from the debris he was thrown in and points his gun at Fizz, both were glaring daggers at eachother. "NO ONE TOUCHES [Y/N] LIKE THAT—" Blitzo cocks his gun ready, smirking. "—except for me." He pulls the trigger, shooting the bullet straight to the robot's face.

Unfortunately though, Fizz had caught the bullet...between his teeth and just spits it out like it's nothing.

This stopped Blitzo's victory dance for a moment then groans in frustration and muttered, "Aaahhhhh fuck it." And immediately throws a kick on the robot jester's chest, pushing him towards the field of fire without anyone noticing it being much closer than before.

Shocked a bit, Blitzo grabs you by your waist and starts carrying you over his shoulder and starts sprinting. "JESUS CHRIST I HOPE THAT WORKED." You tilt your head in confusion, then shortly after, you see Fizz coming out of the fire. This time, everything on him is melting off. "Ummmm, I know I shouldn't make things more worse but..." Blitzo choked.

"I FUCKING KNOW—"

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It took all of you a great amount of bullshittery to go through after finally destroying Robo Fizz, Blitzo was way more happy but he was completely beaten up and was thrown multiple times. You had to carry him with his arm around your shoulders and walk out with him from Loo Loo Land even though he keeps insisting he's fine, you still offered to help him walk. He was gonna decline again, but fell face first on the dirt before he could.

"Way to ruin another good thing, sir..." Moxxie struggles, barely able to keep walking with his wife. Blitzo quietly laughs. "Worth it! That slutty toy clown had it coming..!" He breathed, then soon feel him drape himself onto you. You feel his tail tiredly wrap around your leg and feel him nuzzle close to you, you just let him be for now and arrive back at your vehicle.

"Alright, guys. Get yourselves inside our ride first and rest, I'll take the wheel this time." You told them, having Millie and Moxxie nod while Blitzo still clung onto you. "Blitzø? You need to get in our van first, so let go." He was gonna protest for a second but reluctantly did anyway, he grumbled entering the vehicle.

"Um, we are terribly sorry for the mess you all had to went through." You hear Stolas, making you turn to him but shook your head. "It's fine, your highness. It was an honor working for the both of you and your lovely daughter." Octavia chuckles, facing you. "Oh, please. Don't be too formal with me. I might just vomit." You both shared a laugh. "But really, you're cool." She smiles at you, making you blush for a moment but shook it off, thanking her.

Before things would take long, the van's horn starts honking non-stop which made you three turn and see Blitzo impatiently pushing the horn on the wheel with an unimpressed look.

Stolas chuckles at this. "Well, looks like someone is waiting for you, dear." You nodded, scratching the back of your head slyly. You then told both of them that you all need to go now and asked if they need a ride. They told you they have somewhere to be and that it's fine, and that they're going to take it from here. You bid them farewell and got inside the van.

"So was that feathered prick tryna impress ya or what?" Blitzo says, looking grumpy. You just shake your head. "Well, he better not be then!" He scoffs, facing away. "Sir, you're just deeply jealous." Hearing Moxxie comment, Blitzo urks, catching himself off guard. Millie snorts at the scene. "The f-fuck I'm nOT!!!" He replied agressively, you just laugh at him. He looks at you for a moment, then feel himself settle down.

He smiles, mumbling very quietly making it inaudible for anyone to hear.

"Yeah... I probably was..."

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Taking a stop, you both finally arrived home right after taking both Millie and Moxxie to their own place. You unbuckle your seatbelt to exit the vehicle, but felt a hand grab you gently. You turn to Blitzo who has a flustered expression, surprised you turned around, he fidgetted on the spot whilst avoiding your gaze.

"Oh- uh– errr...." He wears a sheepish grin, scratching his temples and clears his throat, looking back at you once again. "You remember this damn thing, right?" He then pulls out an item, opening the palm of his hand towards you and see what he's got.

Your eyes widen but weren't surprised anyway. You gave him a knowing look, he couldn't help but feel a bit nervous. "Yes! I stole it, 'cause I dunno?!! I mean it IS obvious already, isn't it?!" He throws his arms around, you just calmed him down. He soon plops himself down, posture going straight and keeps glancing back at you.

"Sooooo..... Do you want it??" He shyly asks, it was rare to see this side of him, but either way, you'd still accept it. So you nodded. "O-Oh, I didn't seriously— I-I mean for fuck's sAKE! OF COURSE YOU'D LIKE IT." He soon went back from his usual self and grabbed both of the keychains excitedly together and picked which one to give you and for him to keep.

He was acting like a dork, but you didn't mind nor really care. "ALRIGHT!" He finally gets next to you and gives you the half of a heart of the souvenir, which has your favorite color in it, while he keeps the black one himself. He nudges your side, wiggling his eyebrows.

"It's like we're a couple now, ehh??~" He leaned close, you pushed his face off and got out of the vehicle, leaving him. He chases after you all the way inside, tripping several times

"Oh c'mon sweetie, WAIT FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND TOO!!" He yells, causing a ruckus. Loona had to beat the shit out of him that night to shut him up.

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| End of chapter 5 |

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Not sure if i should straight up make the reader's love interests a bunch of yanderes but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

—a/n