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//We're gonna skip this to school if that's okay with you. Also I wanna apologize for being off for wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long.\\

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"In other words, Mr. Weinerman, if you were this bone you'd be failing thigh school science." Mrs. Driscoll tells Howard.

Howard's sitting alone on his desk since his partner, aka Randy, haven't arrived to science class yet. (Name) was seated on the back of the class with Stevens. He doesn't seem to mind her having her own little secret.

"Where are you?" (Name) whispers into the comm link.

"I'm just a few steps away from class" Randy replies from the other end.

Bucky laughs. "Thigh school. Zing!"

"Brown noser." Howard scoffed, rolling his eyes.

Randy was suddenly on the empty seat next to Howard not a second later. "Hey, Howard, did i miss anything?"

"No." He blankly replied.

Mrs. Driscoll turn her attention away from the board. "Ah, Mr. Cunningham. I was just telling your lab partner that the two of you are failing my class."

Randy's eyes widen in shock. "So i didn't miss anything."

Howard laughs sarcastically. "Oh, yeah. We're failing science."

The two shared a straight face as Mrs. Driscoll spoke, "And the only way you two will pass is if you win tomorrow's science fair." She chuckles.

"That is no problem. We have a totally awesome project." Randy scoffs with a smirk on his face.

"You do?" Mrs. Driscoll asks in disbelief.

"Yes." Randy replied with a wide smile along with Howard.

"We do?"

"You do?"

Randy whispers into the comm link and Howard together. "No." He turns to Mrs. Driscoll with a bigger smile.

"Well, we'll see tomorrow. But i warn you," she then grabs the skeleton's jaw and deepen her voice. "You won't find failing science very humorous."

"Oh, Jerry." She giggles.

Bucky laughs weirdly and Randy and Howard stares at him with deadpanned expressions. "Humorous. Double zing!"

"Brown noser." Randy insulted with his brows furrowed.

"That's what I said." Howard tells him, surprised that he repeated what he just said before.

"(Name), are you joining the science fair?" Randy whispers in the comm link, bringing it close to his mouth secretly.

"Not really a science fair kind of girl. I did won second for the best homemade laptop though"

"Second place? You? Seriously?" He asks, losing his focus on the class and paying attention towards her.

"It exploded after one of my friends decided to open AO3 on it. I wasn't finished with it when she searched"

"Did you tell her that before or...?"

"She found out about it herself. Surprisingly"

They both chuckle under their breaths and payed attention to class with smiles on their faces. Not realizing that Heidi was outside of the classroom, peeking in from the window. She saw their little interaction and grinned widely before running off.

It may be a nice gossip but she doesn't want them to grow apart because of her telling the whole school about them having a crush on each other.

Randy and (Name) put their comm link into their bag/pocket and tuck it safely inside so it wouldn't get lost.

Hours later, class has finally ended and the trio left science class together. "Can't believe you told Mrs. Driscoll we have a project!" Howard yells at Randy.

"Relax, Howard. I got it under control and besides, how hard can it be? We build something, present it to the judges, get the ribbon and boom! Aced it!" Randy reassured him.

"But, do you actually have a plan on what to build?" (Name) asks, looking at them.

"Oh! We can use one of your gadgets!" Howard exclaims with his eyes gleaming with joy.

She shakes her head with an unamused look at him. "Not gonna happen, Howard."

Howard frowns and continue walking with them. Randy chuckled at them and he looks at (Name) while she pays attention to her phone. He lets his feet walk on their own as his eyes fixated on her. It was until then he realizes how much he enjoys her company and not like her just because of how beautiful she is.

Things went well after the Bash Splash and believe me when i say that they've grown closer. Even some students thought they were already dating but some just think that they have a brother-sister thing going on.

At Randy's house

"Howard, this is it. We're gonna come up with the first place science project." Randy says to Howard confidently, facing out his bedroom window and still carrying his backpack.

"How?" (Name) asks, sitting beside Howard.

Randy spun around and pull out a device from his backpack. "Right after I do, uh, this." He said before he presses the button, releasing a fart noise.

As soon as it came out, the three of them started laughing. Howard smiles widely and say, "O-M-Genius."

"And you got this from one of Mcfist's robots?" (Name) asks, still giggling.

Randy giggles as well and walk towards them with the box. "Heck yeah."

Howard grabs the box from Randy before he presses the red button. The trio laughed when it releases another fart noise. It kept going and going.

"Oh, it farts. It just keeps farting!" Randy laughs.

Howard presses it one last time before (Name) place her hand on his shoulder after they all finished laughing. "Okay. Enough of that." She sighed, smiling.

Randy nod his head in agreement before he looks at Howard. "Time to work."

It was silence between them while Howard raises his hand over the button with a smug look on his face. Randy and (Name), the same look on their faces.

And Howard started pressing the button, the box going on and on with the fart sound. The trio threw a laughing fit. Rolling on the floor, hitting the couch, holding their stomachs while they laugh their brains out.

After a whole night, the duo had finally gotten tired of it while (Name) sleeps peacefully on the couch with Randy's blanket over her. And earbuds in.

"Never gets old." Howard tells Randy. Their eyes droopy and bags started to form under their eyes. He presses the button again.

"It really doesn't." Randy giggled tiredly.

They turn to the window and notice the sun has already risen. "Hey, what happened to the nighttime?" Howard asks, shielding his eyes from the sunlight.

Randy turn to the couch where (Name) sleeps on and then to Howard. "We farted it away! Literally."

They look out the window again, shielding their eyes still.

"What are we gonna do about the science fair?" Howard asks Randy in worry.

"Okay, how about this?" Randy asks him before he presses the fart box again.

"Really, now?" Howard deadpans.

"No, we could use the box. It's totally science-y." Randy tells him before he grabs the box and press it a lot longer than before.

"Make it stop." (Name) whines as soon as she hears the fart sound again. She sits up on the bed and rub her eyes before she put away her earbuds. "I literally got tired of it after the 6th press."

"Sorry." Randy apologetically smiled.

"Hang on. You want us to hand in the fart box off a killer robot as our project?" Howard asks him.

"Mm-hmm." Randy hummed.

"Cunningham, do you realize how incredibly stupid it would be for us... Not to do that!" He grins happily at the idea. "Oh, I'm gonna clear some room on my report card for an A plus."

"It'll be that sweet little island of success on an ocean of Ds." Randy agrees.

Randy turns his head towards (Name) for approval. She shrugged her shoulders and smiled. "Since you guys farted the night away and spend it laughing at the fart box, which is literally impossible, you guys totally should present it."

"Wait, you're okay with the plan?" Howard asks, smiling widely along with Randy.

"Well, what else are you supposed to do now? The science fair starts in a few hours and we can't make something, even a perfect volcano on the last minute." (Name) told them before she pick up her things.

Randy and Howard do their handshakes while (Name) leave the room and snuck back into her own room to change.

At School (Science fair time)

The trio stepped into the gymnasium where they're holding the science fair. There's Principal Slimovitz and Mrs. Driscoll with Jerry beside her.

Randy and (Name) were chatting while waiting for Howard to wrap up the "project" they're presenting.

"So, how many cousins do you have?" Randy asks (Name), leaning against the wall.

"(Number) cousin(s). We're pretty close, sometimes." She replied, wiping her glasses clean. "I'm glad we're talking about my family, it helps me remember them while I'm in a whole different dimension."

Randy smirked victoriously and nod his head. "No problemo, (Nickname). Anyway, there's this thing and a question I've been wanting to ask."

"What's up?" (Name) replied in confusion, putting her glasses back on.

"Uh... Since you're staying in this dimension until you find a way to return..." Randy started.

"Uh-huh."

"...Can you, I don't know, once you find a way to go back and forth from this dimension to there, maybe come and visit?" Randy finishes, smiling nervously.

(Name) grinned and shake her head in amusement before she smile and say, "Randy, when I come up with it, I will be visiting every week."

This made Randy lit up more and look at her with hopeful eyes. Sure, she has to go back to her dimension and leave Norrisville someday but he can't help but get worry every night.

They're both from different dimensions. It shouldn't work out, should it?

"Ok, a no to the wrapping because it keeps pressing the button so this'll do." Howard says as he enter the gymnasium and join their side with the "project" in his hand hidden under a blue cloth.

(Name) turn her attention to Howard. "Why were you even wrapping it up in the first place? It's a science fair not a birthday party."

Howard blushed in embarrassment before he yell, "Alright! Let's just go!"

With that, the trio start walking, looking for an empty table for their project.

"Behold. Ahh!" Bucky dramatically presented his TV remote controller with a potato attached to the back of it by wires. "A spud-powered TV remote for the ultimate couch potato."

Bucky laughs. "Potato humor. Zing!"

Mrs. Driscoll nor Principal Slimovitz were impressed at all as Randy, (Name) and Howard walk by them.

"Science fair's in the bag." Howard smirked along with Randy as (Name) walk with them while looking at the other tables of experiments, some are just random stuff on it.

They finally found an empty table and (Name) placed a dark blue curtain to cover the brick background while Randy taped a paper to it with the saying, "Wonder of Sound" with two lightning bolts on both sides of the "of".

"I'm gonna go head to that table over there." (Name) said to Randy and Howard, pointing at a Rocket fuel table.

"Alright. Be back when it's our turn?" Howard said to her while setting the fart box on the table.

"You bet." She grinned before she waved goodbye to them while leaving.

It was a moment of silence between Randy and Howard before the ginger headed guy ask, "When are you going to ask her?"

"She's from a different dimension. How will it work?" Randy responded, worry laced in his words.

"Then..." Howard pretends to think while tapping his chin until he shouts at him, "MAKE IT WORK!"

"She's smarter than me, she'll know for sure." Randy said to Howard, gesturing his hand towards his crush who's standing by the Rocket Fuel table.

Howard gave him a look that says, "what're you gonna do?" Which made Randy sigh, "Fine. I'll ask her. But after the science fair."

"Do you think she'll say yes?"

"Can't be. It's probably complicated."

And then Mrs. Driscoll, Mr. Driscoll and Principal Slimovitz come up to their table so see their project be presented.

"Well, boys, let's see the totally awesome project you promised." Mrs. Driscoll say.

"Since the dawn of time, man has sought an escape from... Silence." Randy started dramatically.

(Name) turn her attention towards their table and smile in amusement. "This better be good." She thinks to herself.

Randy cues Howard to say his part.

"Today, his quest is over." And then the lights went off which caught everyone's attention.

Howard uses flashlights to light up his face while Randy uses a party horn and throw little confettis into the air.

"Behold," he grabs the cloth as Howard turn the lights towards their "project". "The wonder of sound."

They pull it off while Howard tosses away a flashlight. The fart box was decorated into their version so the Mcfist signature color and logo can't be shown.

Howard presses the button, releasing a loud fart throughout the silent gymnasium. They both were the only ones laughing while everyone stood there unamused and confused. (Name) cover her mouth to hide her snicker and watch them again.

"I think they missed it." Randy whispers to Howard. "Hit 'em again!"

Howard presses the button again, letting out a sloppy fart from the box. The duo laughed and no one else joined. When the lights turned on, they stopped and turn to Mrs. Driscoll and Principal Slimovitz in surprise.

"Boys," Mrs. Driscoll sighed, her eyes closed and her hand on her face. "that is not science."

"But, no, no, no. You push the button here..." He presses the button, taking Principal Slimovitz by surprise. "...and the sound comes out there."

"That's the very definition of science." Randy told them, raising his hands and shrugging his shoulders in confusion.

Mrs. Driscoll frowned, "No, it's the very definition of fail." She wrote an F minus on a sticky paper and attached it to their fart box.

"An F?!" Howard yell in disbelief. He then went around the table and come up to the skeleton beside her. "Please, Mr. Driscoll, she's being totally unfair."

"You think you've got it bad. Try being married to her." Said Mr. Driscoll.

"Oh, Jerry. You're terrible." Mrs. Driscoll laughed while pushing Mr. Driscoll away before Principal Slimovitz follow them.

(Name) came up to their table with a concerned frown. "No good?" She ask.

"Not even a bit." Randy responded, having the same frown as her while Howard glared at the teachers and return to their table.

"Stupid," he hits the button, "wonder of," he hits it again, "sound." He hits it one last time before slumping onto the table.

The trio went silent for a second until the box made a high pitch whirling sound and shoots a radioactive red bean at Bucky's project, shattering the TV glass. "Hey! My project!"

"Whoa! I just scienced this thing up a notch." Howard smirked while Randy stare in surprise and (Name) gaped in worry.

"Dude, we gotta show Driscoll!" And with that Howard ran off with the previously fart box, now a laser beam box.

"Randy." She called.

The purple tyrant boy turns to the girl. "Yeah."

"Something's not right." She told him, not taking her eyes off of the potato that just got shot.

When Randy turned, the potato was moving and it mutated into some sort of radioactive powered monster.

"It's just a potato coming alive. No big deal." Randy calmly said, that is, until the potato monster run after Bucky and roared.

"Ya think!?" (Name) sarcastically say before she duck under the table cloth and transform into her superhero suit.

"Okay, that's a big deal." Randy said and was about to grab (Name)'s hand but when he noticed she wasn't there, he runs off to "Our friend the Changing Room".

"Ninja time, definitely ninja time." He said to himself before going behind the curtains and transforms into the Ninja.

(Hero name) emerges from under the table and pull out the whip she made days ago. "Ok, time to test this baby out." She muttered before she wrap it around the potato monster and throw it towards the ceiling.

"Ninja flip!" The Ninja shouts as he leap and flip into the air before kicking the potato monster to the ground with great force.

"Ya know, you could've told us it can do that." (Hero name) say to The Ninja in a hush tone.

"It came out of Mcfist's robot, how was I supposed to know?" He replied to her, after landing swiftly beside her.

The potato monster landed with a big thump before it roared and quickly recover. It grabbed a table and throw it at them.

Both hero and heroine charged and dodged the rotating table, that was thrown at them, by a hair before they kick and punch the potato monster, sending it across the gymnasium by their great teamwork.

(Hero name) places her whip on her hip and she pull out her sword, The Ninja followed her move and pull out his sword. They charge at the monster as it runs back to them with anger. The duo shouts and slice the monster into three with their swords.

"Anyone order a side of fries?" The Ninja asks aloud with a smirk under his mask.

"Ha! Potato humor." Bucky chuckled. "Ninja, you are the zing!"

The Ninja put his swords away, chuckling. "You said it, i didn't say it. That was you."

"Ninja."

"Yeah?"

"Look."

"What?"

The Ninja spun around and sees three more potato monsters but much smaller than the one before.

"Oh. How 'bout that?" He deadpanned before they both pull out their swords again and slice the monsters into more pieces which leads to six potato monsters.

The students begin to scream and run away from the monsters. (Hero name) stands up and put her sword away. "Okay. New plan. We can't slice them-"

"Let's go!" He yells before he charges at the group of mutated potatoes.

"Wait!"

The Ninja finishes slicing the monsters and turned them into a group of dozens of smaller potato monsters. (Hero name) yells out to everyone, "Evacuate the gymnasium, now! Everyone out!"

The students didn't hesitate to listen to her and ran away from the scene to get to safety. (Hero name) joins The Ninja's side, holding her sword.

"I really thought it would work that time. I don't know why." He said to the heroine beside him in surprise, muttering the last part.

The potato monsters charged towards the two heroes and they dodged the potatoes attempt to attack but they manage to tackle down The Ninja, sending him along with the potato monsters tackling him rolling away. The heroine sighs at her partner before she runs after them. "Stay still!" "I'm trying!"

The duo manage to get some off of The Ninja before they slide across and landed by Howard who was speaking to Principal Slimovitz and Mrs. Driscoll until they run off.

"Stupid Driscoll." Howard muttered to them in frustration. "Think she's the king of science or somethin'."

The hero and heroine raised their brows at their friend while struggling to get the little potato monsters off of their faces. "Not my biggest problem right now!" The Ninja yelled over the screeches of the little potato monsters and easily kicked them off of them soon after.

"You couldn't have done that earlier?" (Hero name) asks him with her brow raised as she stand up and grab the whip she was previously using.

"I was occupied!" The Ninja argued as he stand up beside her.

The two heroes leave their ginger friend and return into action, fighting off the potato monsters without slicing them into more little potato monsters. As they fight off the potatoes, suddenly a giant robot with a white furred cat inside appeared, stomping towards them.

"What? Killer robot? Bring it on!" The Ninja exclaimed before he switches opponents and start dodging the

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