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//I skipped the Golden Doctor note because... Well... Men's room. And I'm not sure if I'm writing the episodes in order\\

"Why is it so hard just to capture one robo-chameleon?" (Hero name) muttered in frustration as she and The Ninja chases after the robo-chameleon as they speak.

The two heroes got to the other roof of the school, cornering the robo-chameleon. "Where do you think you're going?"

The Robo-chameleon payed no mind to his question and climbed up the wall.

"Oh, up the wall." (Hero name) dryly said before she leaps up, following the robo-chameleon.

"Yeah, okay. Guess I'll Ninja sprint!" The Ninja exclaims as he run after the robo-chameleon from the low ground as (Hero name) chases after it from behind.

"Oh, you're not getting away that easily." (Hero name) say before she threw her net towards the robo-chameleon. It trapped it but it still crawling almost wobbly. The Ninja grab his red scarf and used it as a lasso to grab the netted robo-chameleon and threw it down.

It landed in front of the ventilation and The Ninja and (Hero name) approach the robot. The Robo-chameleon snarled and slash its claws at them but then they hear beeping coming from the Ninja.

"Just one second. I'm so sorry." He whispers towards the robo-chameleon before he pull out the device((Name) made that obviously) and put it on speaker.

The Ninja leans towards the device. "Status update, Howard."

"Bash is giving out invites to his party right now." Howard told them.

The Ninja walks away as (Name) handles the robo-chameleon who succeeded on escaping her net.

"We cannot miss the Bash Splash. It's legendary! I heard last year they filled the pool with McSquiddles."

(Hero name) and The Robo-chameleon fought against one another as The Ninja speaks to Howard. The Ninja look up to (Hero name), making sure she's not anywhere near being in trouble.

"McSquiddles! Lick the lightning!" Howard and The Ninja exclaims in excitement.

"Oh my way. Just gotta-"

The Robo-chameleon let out a weird looking green smoke at (Hero name)'s face. She steps away from the robo-chameleon and pull down her mask before she let out a big sneeze. The Robo-chameleon caught her booger and swallowed it.

The Ninja's heart skipped a beat. Her sneezing was so adorable! She pull up her mask after wiping her nose with a napkin, not noticing the robo-chameleon had already ate her booger.

"Bless you!" The Ninja tells her before he charged at the robo-chameleon.

The Robo-chameleon says, "Gesundheit."

It did the same with the Ninja and caught his booger in the air before repeating the same phrase. "Gesundheit."

"Oh, schnasty!" The Ninja and (Hero name) shout in disgust, averting their eyes. When they look back, the robo-chameleon was nowhere to be found.

The Ninja's eyes went wide in surprise. "What the juice? He's gone."

"So is our shot at the Bash Splash if you don't get down here." Howard whisper-shouted through the comm device.

"Lizard, Bash Splash. Lizard, Bash Splash." The Ninja debates. "What to do, what to do. He only ate our boogers. There's no way that could come back to haunt us."

"Please." The Ninja turns to (Hero name) whose face is green in disgust. "Don't. Ever. Say that. Again."

"Can't promise that but I'll try." The Ninja told her before he wrap his arm around her waist and they both leave the rooftop and snuck back into their school, without their hero suits.

They didn't even realize that the robo-chameleon was only using its camouflage ability and left as soon as it returns to its original color.

"Boom!" Bash yells, punching a student's arm. He demands another student to come to him and punch their arm. "Boom!"

Howard grumbles with anticipation but to his relief, his best friends are standing right behind him just in time. (Name) didn't really agree on going to the Bash-splash because she didn't feel like it.

Bash approaches the two boys who eagerly waited to be punched on their arms. Bash notices their faces and spoke, "You two are in my gym class."

"You wear them zip-up kicks." He pointed out and they gladly showed him.

"Yeah, we do." "Check 'em out."

But unfortunately, it didn't exactly got them the answer they were expecting. "Zip-ups is for shoobies. No Bash!"

Bash turns to (Name), who stood there while on her phone, texting (friend name). It took her by surprise when she was suddenly knocked to the ground with an arching arm.

"Ow." She hissed and roll up her sleeve to see a bump. "Ah, dangit."

"Bash for you, girlie!" He laughs before he leaves with his jock friends.

Randy rush to her side and help her up. "You okay?"

"Why?! Why me out of all students in here, i have to be invited?!" She exclaimed as she stands up.

Howard lets out a yell of frustration. "Ah, why do you have to be such a shoobie?"

Howard looks at his best friends who are looking back at him already. The trio have discussed to meet up at Randy's house after school and they did.

Time Skip

"The greatest party in the history of high school and we're not invited. This burns, man. This burns deep." Randy dramatically groaned, leaning back against his couch as (Name) sits beside him with a Tamagotchi in her hands.

"Yeah, it's too bad we can't just sneak in. I mean, it's not like one of us is the ninja and (hero name) or anything." Howard pouts, sitting on a bean bag in front of Randy's tv.

"Howard, we can't just ninja or (hero name) out because you want to go to Bash's party." (Name) told him as she feeds her virtual pet.

Howard rolls his eyes, "Says the girl who got invited."

"I didn't even asked to be invited." (Name) deadpanned, eyes still on the virtual pet.

Randy sighed at them before he speaks, "Now, if Bash's stepdad was my arch-nemesis, or..."

Suddenly an idea got into his head just like that.

"Oh, my ninja!" Randy gasps before he reaches into his bag and pull out the Ninja-Nomicon. "I'll be in the Nomicon."

"And I'll be in Grave Punchers Four. Punchzilla's Revenge, Punch Master Edition." Howard announced and he put the game into the game box.

"And I'll be with my Tamagotchi." (Name) says with a smile after her virtual pet chitters happily at her.

Randy sit himself down beside her and he open the book, within a few seconds he was schlooped into the book and his head hit the coffee table with a loud thud.

(Name) now wonders if he's alright with getting himself hurt unconsciously after getting into the book just like that. It worries her and at the same time, makes her laugh to see the ridiculous faces he makes when he does.

Howard was really deep focus in his game, also waiting for his best friend to return from the Nomicon. (Name) felt satisfied with her Tamagotchi and place it in her bag again.

Fortunately, there was a really good deal sale down the road. 10 dollars for a Tamagotchi and a free (favorite show) shirt along with the poster. She couldn't miss the good opportunity.

Suddenly Randy was schlooped out of the Nomicon and he stand up just like that, startling both (Name) and Howard as he yells, "Guys!"

Howard was knocked out of the beanbag, dropping his game console while (Name) raise her hands at Randy. They both recollected themselves and realize it was Randy.

"Congratulations. You are the world's worstest grave puncher"

"Oh!" Howard groaned loudly and sit himself back down on the beanbag. "This better be good, Cunningham."

"Good? It's only the cheese." He replied happily. "I got us two tickets to the Bash Splash."

(Name) sits up, looking at him in confusion. "And what's that?"

"Throw the haymaker!"

Randy and Howard positioned themselves in front of the tv as (Name) plays the game for Howard, well not really, she just wants to give it a try.

"The Nomicon told you" Howard points at Randy, "To tell me" he points at himself, "To deck you?" He points back to Randy.

"I've always liked that book." He grinned.

"Really?" (Name) deadpanned while playing the game.

Howard decided to ignore her. "So, how we getting into the Bash Splash?"

"Yes," Randy points at his arm with a smile. "This is how. Everybody at that party will have a Bash mark, including us."

"Huh. And you're sure this'll get you guys in?" (Name) asks him, setting down the game console after she finishes the game.

"YOU'RE FINISHED ALREADY!?" Howard shouts in shock.

"Relax." Randy reassured her. "As long as we show up to that party with Bash marks on our arms, we'll get in."

"What happens if Bash finds out about this?" (Name) asks again, worriedly.

"We'll definitely lay low and plus, you can have fun there. There's probably loads of stuff you'll like." Randy replies.

"I think I'll stick with you guys. This is Bash's party. Mcfist will be there." (Name) said as she lean back against the red beanbag.

"Cool." Randy said to her before turning to Howard. "Now if the world's worstest grave puncher would hurry up..."

Howard's brows furrowed and he punched Randy on the arm, sending him down into the girl. "Whoops. No one jokes about my grave punching." He crossed his arms.

Randy and (Name) re-positioned themselves and sit next to each other. Randy pull down his jacket and show the mark to Howard. "Huh?"

After finding out the plan had succeeded, Howard jump on his feet. "Ooh, ooh, do me, do me!"

(Name) stand up and punched him on the arm, the same amount of force Bash used on her. Howard shouts in pain and rub his arm while he glare at her.

"Why'd you do that?!"

"To give you a Bash mark." She told him obviously.

Howard's glare disappeared and he smiled once he sees the mark on his arm. "We're gonna crash the Bash Splash!" Both Howard and Randy shouted.

Time skip: Mcfist's Mansion

Randy, Howard and (Name) got into their swimming attires and arrived at the Bash Splash that was held at Mcfist's Mansion. The trio went to the entrance and showed their Bash marks.

Thankfully the Robo-gorilla couldn't tell the difference and let them inside. The trio walk in as soon as the robo-gorilla pull down the red velvet rope.

"You're a genius. We're in." Howard exclaim excitedly.

"Hmm." (Name) look around and see that almost the entire school was there. She saw Heidi, Morgan and a few others she recognize from Norrisville high.

"What's wrong?" Randy asks her as Howard approach a diving tower.

"Nothing." (Name) told him. "It's just that, I've been to pool parties and this is ridiculously a lot of kids sharing a pool."

"Well, don't worry, Mcfist have more than one pool here." Randy said to her and point at the other two pools.

"Oh. Awesome." (Name) grinned.

"Guys, check this out!" They walk over to Howard and look up at the titan diving tower.

"It's gotta be over 173 feet." He told them. "Do you know what that means?"

"I do not." "No, not really." They replied.

"It's the highest board in Norrisville. I can pull the ultimate belly whopper." Howard declared. "Finally, I'll show Uncle Rod that I'm the king of the Weinerman Whop."

Randy suddenly jump on his feet. "Bash Alert. Something o'clock."

He takes hold of Howard's arm and run away but not before yelling, "We'll be right back with you!"

(Name) chuckled, "'Something o'clock'? Really?"

Randy "blend in" with the ice sculpture of Hannibal Mcfist while Howard "disguises" himself as a balloon.

"Hannibal, Bashford refuses to re-apply his SPF." Marci Mcfist told her husband, Hannibal. "Oh, my baby body is gonna get burned for Jeeper's sake."

Mcfist grumbles in response and use his robotic arm to shoot sunscreen lotion onto Bash's arm. He rub the lotion on his arm but then Bash pull it away.

"Hey! Cut it out, Mcjerk!" Bash yelled and start walking away, with them following behind.

Randy jump off of the ice sculpture and landed safely on the ground. "That was close. And a little sad."

"If Bash recognizes us, we're booted. For realsies." Howard told the tyrant purple haired boy.

"I'm with ya'. We need to make sure we blend in. Stay off Bash's radar, lay low." Randy concur. "Now, where's- Is that a choco-fountain?"

The two boys ran off towards the giant chocolate fountain and circle around it. "Yes. Yes, it is."

They began to dig into the melted chocolate of goodness as two random girls behind them get dunked by a bucket of water.

"Bash Splash! Whoo-hoo-hoo!" Bash exclaimed excitedly.

Randy and Howard retreated away, covered in chocolate. "That was even closer. We were right under his nose, and..."

"SUMO SLIDE!" They shout in unison and they start running towards it.

"Right behind you, Big H." Randy called after Howard.

But in the corner of his eye he sees a familiar (Hair color). His head turn towards it and smiled when he sees (Name) enjoying herself with Heidi and Morgan. She look so pretty in her swimsuit but of course she had to bring something to hold her MP3 player or else she might lose it.

He took a minute to admire her from afar before he notice Bash coming towards his way and climbed up to the slide in hurry.

Randy made it to the top with Howard and they put on the sumo suits and slide down the slide, shouting in pure excitement. But their fun was soon blown away when they see Bash and his goons in the pool below. They hide inside the sumo suits and they were tossed out of the pool.

Luckily Bash didn't know it was them inside. Randy and Howard got out of the sumo suits and walk towards each other.

"Dude, is it me or are we totally pulling this off?" Randy exclaim and proceeded to walk away. But he bumped into a person which made him stop.

"Oh, I'm so sorry-" Randy apologetically said and look up. "(Name)! We found you!"

She turn around and face them, holding a vanilla ice cream in her hand. "Hey guys. Did you have fun?"

"You bet we did!" Howard exclaimed. "You havin' fun yourself, (Last name)?"

"Well it's not (favorite water park) but it'll do. Besides, they have (favorite snack) and slushy here." (Name) replied, taking a lick of her ice cream.

Randy started walking with her. "Well, I'm glad you're having fun."

But then he bumped into another person and to his surprise, it was Hannibal Mcfist. "Hmm? Well, who do we have here?"

The trio lean back slightly with their eyes widen. "Mcfist." (Name) and Randy whisper in shock.

"I mean," Randy said and took his hand. "Hello. Nice to meet you, Mr. Mcfist."

"Hello sir." (Name) greeted nervously. Having to come face to face with their enemy.

She wasn't this nervous when meeting her enemy but then again, she didn't know who it was until the big reveal. She couldn't believe that the person she trusted the most was her enemy. The principal saw her as her favorite student but her priority was to rule the world and turn it into her version of a peaceful world.

"As you and us have never met in the past, ever." Randy continues. "We're Bashford's school chums. Here we are."

Randy wrap his arm around the person near him, which is (Name) and she send a big grin towards the blond man while Howard just stand there and smile to cover up the lie.

"By the way, Bash is not an idiot." He said to Mcfist while Bash keeps splashing a boy in the pool and yelling, "Bash Splash, Bash Splash, Bash Splash!"

The four of them watches him before Mcfist replies, "Yeah, he's a delight."

Marci walk over to them and place her hands on her husband's arm. "Hiya, boys and girl. Hope you're enjoying Bashy's Splashy. Oh, have you blown your nose yet?"

The trio turn from Marci to Hannibal in utter confusion. He cleared his throat and clarified to them. "McFist industries is proud to announce the revolution in nostril clearing technology. McFissues. For your blow and go lifestyle."

They turn to the McFissues stand and see teenagers there.

Marci joins in, "Sneeze into Atchoo D2,"

A boy blew his nose into a tissue and got his picture taken. The robot arm hand him his prize which is a purple teddy bear.

"Play Schnoz Sniper,"

Three kids are playing with masks on, their snots as bullets to shoot their targets

(That gotta hurt, right? I mean, the blaster literally takes the snot out of your nose)

"Or just try your hand at Pick it and Flick it. Ah, it's a hoot!"

The trio's faces shown obvious disgust. "What is it? Boogers?" Randy mutters to (Name).

"Definitely." She concurred, face still shown the disgust.

Hannibal came up to them. "Just make sure you take a picture, so we can ID your icky."

Howard didn't waste anymore time and run towards the Schnoz Sniper. He jumps into an empty seat and start playing it.

Marci turn to the other two and expected them to go and play but they didn't. Randy speaks for him and (Name). "We don't have any bats in the cave." Telling her that they didn't want to.

"Boogie shy, huh?" She asks and walk towards her husband. "No problem."

Hannibal snap his fingers and voila, the same robot they faced earlier today appeared and approach them. (Name) gasped as Randy yells...quietly.

"Robo-lizard! What the juice? I thought we took care of it!" He whisper-shouted.

"Me too!" She whisper-shouted back.

Another robo-lizard came.

"What the-!"

Before she could finish her sentence the Robo-lizard released a green gas towards her face. She crunch her face, trying not to sneeze but she had to relieve the itch. She sneezed, painfully and the Robo-lizard caught her booger after it takes her picture.

The other Robo-lizard did the same with Randy before saying in unison, "Gesundheit." And they crawled away.

(Name) rub her red nose sneezing and Hannibal pat Randy's back, causing him to groan. "Enjoy the party." He smiled.

After he left, they cleaned their noses and run to find Howard. They found him by a cotton candy stand, with a plushie unicorn in his arms. "Guess who won the heaviest tissue?"

"Robo-lizard snagged our snots." Randy tells him. "McFist has a finger in the nose of every kid here. We have to find out why."

"But we'll need a distraction." The (hair color) haired girl tells him.

The two of them thinks for a moment and ding! They got it. Randy smirked and say to his best friend, "Howard, warm us up a whopper."

"What about laying low?" Howard asks, afraid of getting caught by Bash.

"There's a time to lay low and there's a time to whop!" (Name) say to him with her hand on his shoulder.

"Go show your Uncle Rod why you wear the big trunk." Randy adds in which made Howard excited.

He cackles and run off towards the sky high diving tower and went with their plan. (Name) and Randy nod at each other before running off to find the Robo-lizards. Luckily it didn't take long for them to find them going in through the doggy door.

Randy and (Name) snuck their way through the robo-gorilla and crawled inside through it. They stood up and watches the Robo-lizards run off to (as (Name) guess it) the lab.

The duo chases after the Robo-lizards but also keeping their presences unknown. Randy pull out his Ninja mask and puts it on as they run past a fist statue and (Name) put her MP3 player in silent mode before transforming.

The Ninja follows one Robo-lizard and (Hero name) follows the other through the halls. Minutes later, they found themselves stopping infront of a door.

The Robo-lizards went camouflage and went inside. The Ninja squinted his eyes. "You're not

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