' you're the only friend i need '

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instragram !

therealtoria: swipe 2 see boy who stole my shark and gave me food

comments . . .

wilbursoot: worst photo by far.
↳ therealtoria: no never
↳ tommyinnit: idk i think it makes ur eyes pop

user1: wilbur is always with toria wtf
↳ user2: lmfao they're best friends wtf do u expect

georgenotfound: he scared you in the process of giving you food
↳ user3: WHAT?? EXPLAIN RN. wilbursoot
↳ wilbursoot: we don't mention that.

fundylive: and where was my invite?
↳ therealtoria: FUNDNT
↳ therealtoria: sorry i had a stroke FUNDY
↳ fundylive: TORIA

in real life !

"i'm bored," i said while i turned off outer banks that was playing on the tv. wilbur had stayed over at mine the night before because he couldn't be bothered to drive back home late at night.

"wanna do something?" he looked up at me while putting his phone in his pocket.

"yeah, but what should we do?" i questioned, getting up from the couch and stretching my back.

wilbur gave kind of a knowing look and replied to me with, "i know what we should do, go and get ready to go out."

"where are we going," i asked, puzzled.

"just go and get ready, i'll tell you later," he got up off the couch and pulled out his phone again.

"ookay?" i said, still confused. i headed into my room and flicked through my closet to find an outfit to wear. i ended up putting on a baggy t-shirt and a white tennis skirt. i found my pink doc martins and slipped them on too. i made my way to my bathroom to fix my hair and makeup slightly so i didn't look like a complete mess.

messages !

bitch boy
we're almost at woman pog house wilbur

that one tall fucker
smh okay she's almost ready hurry up i can't stall forever

bitch boy
okay wait let me just move all the traffic out of the way oh WAIT I CANT.

that one tall fucker
THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY TRAFFIC SHE LIVES IN A QUIET FUCKING AREA

bitch boy
well i guess the odds are just not in our favour today are they

bee boy
sorry to barge in on this love fest but does toria like m&ms?

that one tall fucker
yes, why?

bee boy
okay good at least i didn't fuck up the snacks

bitch boy
he was worried he got her the wrong thing the whole ride here

bee boy
shut it bitch boy

that one tall fucker
she's ready i'll see you guys when you get here

bitch boy
we around the corner

in real life !

"i'm ready!" i strolled out of my room with my bag in one hand and my phone in the other, "did i miss anything?"

"nope, nothing important," he turned around and smiled at me, "you look pretty by the way. didn't know you could clean up that nicely."

i blushed at that comment even though it was sort of back handed, "shut up, i always clean up nicely," i defended myself. he chuckled at my comment when we both heard a knock at the door.

"i wasn't expecting anybody," i said cautiously walking toward my front door. i opened my door to find two childish human beings standing there. tommy and tubbo.

"surprise!" tubbo said shyly, his cheeks a slight shade of pink.

"holy crap what!" i ran up to tubbo and engulfed him into a warm hug, "i can't believe you guys are here!" i let go of tubbo and wrapped my arms around a very tall tommy.

"hello mother," he said as he wrapped his arms around me and i just giggled into his chest.

"i'm so happy you guys are here!" i exclaimed and turned around to face wilbur, "so this is what you weren't telling me?" i raised an eyebrow at the fluffy haired boy.

"maybe.." he replied cheekily. i rolled my eyes and felt a tap on my shoulder. i turned around to find tubbo holding up a bucket of m&ms in my face and a smile plastered on his face.

"aww m&ms i love them! thankyou tubbo," i giggled and took the bucket with gratitude. i put the sugary goodness on my kitchen counter and we all started heading down to the car.

"shotgun!" tommy screamed as he ran for the front passenger seat. i sighed out of disappointment and plodded to the back of the car. wilbur handed me the aux cord and i plugged my phone into the car. no matter what i will always find a way to get the aux, sitting shotgun or not.

"so where exactly are we going? you guys still haven't told me," i questioned as i still hadn't gotten an answer from the question i asked a while back.

"we're going bowling!" tubbo shouted out of excitement and clapped his hands.

"it WAS supposed to be a surprise until we got there but tubbo can't keep his god damn mouth shut but anyway," tommy shouted back. i giggled watching the two boys argue for the next five minutes until wilbur finally had enough of it. we got to the bowling place and paid for 2 games.

"and miss, what size shoe are you?" the woman behind the counter asked me.

"a size 5 in womens, i think," i replied back quite unsure of my actual shoe size. they're always different at different places.

"baby feet," wilbur walked up behind me.

"hey! you've just got giant feet," i crossed my arms and avoided eye contact with him.

"aw come on you knew i was joking," he laughed.

"i knew that," i replied bluntly. the woman came back with my shoes and i slipped them on. perfect fit actually. once all of us had our shoes on the four of us headed over to our lane to start playing. the order went wilbur, tubbo, me, then tommy. and i'm telling you now, tommy had a lot to say about being last.

"you're up baby feet," wilbur said confidently as he just scored a spare. i huffed out of frustration and walked up to the lane. i grabbed a ball and aimed for straight down the centre. i swung and let go of the ball and surprise, surprise, i got a strike.

"yes! how's that for baby feet," i made finger guns at wilbur and winked at him. he turned away in frustration but i could tell he was holding in laughter.

the rest of the game was pretty predictable, me and wilbur were neck and neck the whole time, tubbo was doing alright but tommy, he was losing by a lot. and because he wasn't winning, complaining was his favourite thing to do.

we finished up the game and i won (of course i did) with wilbur coming in second, tubbo in third, and last is tommy.

"i think i did great, tommy supremacy," tommy shouted.

"yes whatever you say bitch boy," i giggled and walked over to wilbur who was leaning on the car, "let's go."

we all hopped into the car and sang along to our favourite songs all the way home. we had to put on a few wilbur songs just to make him suffer a little bit.

"oh come on wil. don't be embarrassed, your new boyfriend is one of my favourite songs," i assured him as his cheeks were slowly turning more pink by the minute.

we got home and wilbur finally escaped our what he calls torture. we all flopped onto the couch and, after forever, figured out something to watch. it took so long because tubbo, tommy and i could not agree on anything to watch but we eventually settled for the movie cruella, mainly because i convinced them to watch it and they hadn't seen it yet. wilbur sat next to me and put his arm around my shoulder as i cuddled up to his chest. tubbo and tommy looked at the two of us and gave each other a knowing look without me noticing.

"hey! those are mine!" i exclaimed as i ripped the bucket of already half eaten m&ms out of tommy's hands, "let me at least eat some before you inhale the rest."

i passed the bucket to wilbur as we shared the m&ms and watched the movie.

these kids.

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song: ribs - lorde

a u t h o r ' s n o t e !

hey guys! my chapters are getting unknowingly longer bc i'm actually planning out my chapters and being a lot more descriptive (well from what i'm usually like lmfao). anyways i hope you like this book so far and thankyou for reading this far into the book! <3