Hi pals,

I'm tired today but I also wanted to write smth so here's some random silly things lolz

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Koku: Hey... do you.. wanna take.. a bath... with me..?

Muzan: I have a nichirin sword in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and slice me because I've obviously gone crazy.

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Politician Muzan: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Secretary Koku: Are you a software update..? because not right now.... I am not... into.. getting rugburn... on the office floor.

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Koku: Wow, Muzan.., you want to hold.. my hand.. before marriage? ...How awfully lewd of you.

Muzan: We literally slept together yesterday.

Koku: That's NOTHING compared... to the lewdness.. of holding hands.

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"Futuremalewifecore" ✦ ⠂⠂୨୧

Muzan and Uta have a shared pintrest board, where they put things that they call "futuremalewifecore". This is basically just things that they want in their houses when they get older- with Michikatsu and Yoriichi respectively as their 'wives'.

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Muzan: I'm an empath. When I'm around Kokushibo, I start having gay thoughts.

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Muzan: What if we 'accidentally' kissed in the garage?

Michi: My dad said okay... but not to touch his power tools or else I'm grounded.

Muzan: What if we accidentally knocked over his 20 year old cordless drill while kissing in the garage?

Michi, crying while kissing: I'MSOGONNAGETGROUNDEDFORTHIS-

Muzan: What if this was all a dream and you woke up in your bed, ungrounded and everything was fine?

Michi: THE KISS WASN'T REAL??

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Koku: You remind me of training.

Muzan: How so?

Koku: I love training.

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Muzan: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Koku/Michi: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Koku, trying to flirt with Muzan: I think both of our families suck.

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Idk, I give up

I'm really tired today

I might be able to do a full fic sometime during the week, though...