Hi so uh funny story

Me, Mother, Freshbeans and Lolanthe were chatting and Mother was talking about a comic that she saw, which was this cute little thing about how after Koku died, Yoriichi snuck out of heaven and and built him and Michi's childhood house to live in..

EXCEPT ITS NOT CUTE.

IT WAS INCEST.

VERY GRAPHIC INCEST.

So now, because we need to bleach our eyes, I'm fixing the story to make it Kokuzan, Yoriiuta, and no incest 😊

@Mother_Tamayo @Freshbeans6479 @lolanthe714

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'What.. is this place....?' Kokushibo thought. He had seemingly been teleported into a random environment in the middle of his battle. He closed all six of his eyes, thinking back to the battle...

The realization hit him like a truck. He was dead. He looked around the environment, and came to the conclusion that he was alone. Husbandless. To his knowledge, Muzan was still alive.  He couldn't help but have the selfish thought that he wanted Muzan to end up in the same place as him...

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"Uta, my brother is deceased..." Yoriichi said, looking over to his wife whom was feeding their forever-infant child.

"Well, I figured! You were born over 400 years ago."

"No, I mean.. just now he died."

"Dear, whatever do you mean?" She looked over at him in confusion. How could her brother-in-law have possibly lived that long?

"My brother... is a demon. He is in Hell..." Yoriichi grimaced sadly, lamenting the dark path that his brother had gone down.

"Oh, I'm sorry." She picked their child out of the highchair, sitting her on her lap.

"He appears to be alone..." Yoriichi observed. "...I.. want to see if it's safe down there."

"Why? And what do you mean by that?" Uta walked over to sit next to her husband, putting a hand on his shoulder.

"I want to see if.. him.. and us" He gestured to himself, his wife, and his child, "Could be a family... but I want to make sure its safe.. for the two of you."

"Mmmm. I see... Is that even possible?"

"I... don't know. But I want to try... I love you and our daughter, and I also love my brother.."

"Alright dear. I trust you'll stay safe?"

"Yes, I will."

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Kokushibo walked forward, working on making sense of his surroundings. He figured that he was in Hell, but he was confused, as what he learned from the storybooks was that people who go to hell are tortured. This place seemed fairly nice, aside from the fact that Muzan was not here with him. 

'Maybe.. that's why it's Hell..'  He thought, as he saw a rabbit pass by. A beautiful place, fit with flowers and a forest, nice air, and a sun that won't burn a demon up, but no husband to share it with.

"Brother." A voice said from behind him. Kokushibo whipped around, only to see the face he hated the most. 'And to top it all off... HE.. has to be here too....' 

"What... are you doing here... Yoriichi."

"Michikatsu, I-"

"Kokushibo. ...It's Kokushibo." He corrected. Yoriichi paused for a second, seemingly displeased by the name Muzan had given his brother.

"Brother..." He decided that he'll just stick with that. Yoriichi didn't wish to make his brother uncomfortable, but he couldn't possibly use the name associated with his demonhood. It was worse enough that he retained his six eyes. "I have come to visit you. I want to see.. if this place is safe. It seems nice... Maybe, you could meet my wife, and my daughter.. I want you to be a part of our family.."

"You have a wife...? And a kid...?" Yoriichi nodded. "And you're... happy with that...?"

"Yes. I love them dearly.."

"Okay..." Kokushibo couldn't fathom how he liked that... another weird thing about his brother, he guessed.

"Will you please be a part of our family? ...Please, brother.. I want to be your brother again!" Before Kokushibo could respond, or more rather, shut Yoriichi's idea down, another figure appeared in the area.

"THAT FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! HE HAS NO RIGHT TO DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT! I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING! POWER, IMMORTALITY! BUT NO, HE GIVE IT ALL-" He cut himself off. Realizing where he was. He looked around, and as soon as he saw a glimpse of his husband, he ran over to give him a tackle-hug.

"Muzan..!?" Kokushibo exclaimed, as his face was kissed by his husband. He couldn't believe it! The universe was kind enough to him to bring him his husband, despite him being an objectively awful person.

"Koku! I'm literally SOOO HAPPY to see you! I love you sosoososososo much! I thought I lost you forever..." He pulled his husband up so that his face was buried in Kokushibo's chest. "I literally almost cried mid battle..."

"I thought.... I was going to... have to spend.. an eternity without you.." Kokushibo hugged his husband tighter-

"Excuse me...?" Yoriichi cleared his thought, looking down at his brother and his mortal enemy. Why did Muzan KISS his brother!? How dare he!

"AHHH WHAT THE FUCK!?" Muzan jumped, Moving Kokushibo so that he was a barrier between him and Yoriichi. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? AND WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY AN UGLY VERSION OF MY HUSBAND!?"

"Husband..?" Yoriichi dejectedly repeated.

"Yeah! I'm married to this cutie-patootie over here," He stood himself and Kokushibo up, poking his husband's cheek in emphasis. "And there is NOTHING you can do about it! I love him WAYYYY more that you do." He hugged Kokushibo from behind, still using him as a barrier, just to be safe.

"You cannot be married to my brother! ...That is ubsurd! A vile creature like you has no right"

"Cry. Harder. Bitch." This made Kokushibo chuckle slightly.

"You.. should leave now, Yoriichi. ...We do not want you here... go back to your wife, or whatever..."

"But, brother... this just cannot be..!"

"It's because were gay, isn't it!" Muzan said dramatically. "You hate the gays, don't you?"

"What does gay mean...?" The twins said in unison.

"Don't... copy me..." Kokushibo sternly told him.

"Gay is when people of the same gender are in love. Like me and you, Koku! We're both men, and were deeply, madly in love." He looked Yoriichi right in the eyes at the last phrase, trying to spite him. "And YOU hate that!" He went back to being dramatic, pointing at Yoriichi.

"No, I just hate you, Kibutsuji."

"WOMP WOMP! Now fuck off. Me and my HUSBAND need to be alone."

"Precisely."

"But brother, don't you wish to meet our family..?"

"Our...?" Kokushibo thought for a moment. "No, I don't.. want to meet... YOUR wife and child... Do as Muzan said."

"No! I refuse.. to listen to the likes of him. On my way here, I saw a large house.. I will retrieve Uta and our daughter, and we will be brothers again!" He turned around, determined. Even if he would have to put up with Muzan, it would be worth it to regain his brother. 

"I BET YOU HAVE A SMALL COCK!" Muzan yelled as Yoriichi was farther away.

"What...? Muzan.. ew. ..That was.. random.. and weird.."

"I don't know, men who like women are usually superficial like that." He shrugged. "Do you think he'll actually come back?"

"I'd hope not.. but I'm sure he will, unfortunately.."

"Do you think we can just go to another area in this place? He mentioned he saw a house, do you think we can find another?"

"I don't know.. maybe we could try to go to the one he mentioned... and lock him out?"

"That could work! Let's do it."

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Muzan and Kokushibo stood on the front porch of the house. It was large, and it resembled one of Muzan's mansions that they had shared. The door opened, but to their dismay it didn't have a lock.

"The bedroom had a lock at least~" Muzan said as they were exploring the house, checking where everything is.

"I... there's no way... we're doing that if my brother... is in the vicinity..."

"Is Koku dirty minded? How do you know that I meant that specifically?"

"Because.. you ALWAYS.. mean that.. I've known you for about 500 years, Muzan... I know what you're like..."

"You got me there..." He sighed. "I guess that's a reason why that this is Hell. He's here, so we'll get no time to ourselves..."

"I don't like that... and my routine is gonna be all messed up..! Muzan, this is awful..." Kokushibo flopped down on the bed, feeling defeated. Muzan went over to him, wrapping them in a blanket and pulling his husband into a cuddle. "At least.. the blanket is cute..."

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Yoriichi knocked on the door before opening it.

"Brother, were here!" He announced, only to be met with loud sighs.

"Yorii, are you sure this is a good idea?" Uta said quietly. "It seems that your brother, well, doesn't really want us here."

"I'm sure...! It's only because he's been brainwashed by that stupid Kibutsuji."

"Oh, that demon guy that you've been lamenting about?"

"Yeah..."

"Well, I'm sure it will turn out okay!"

"How long do you two- er, three intend to be here?" Muzan inquired as he and Kokushibo walked out of the room they claimed as their own, hands interlinked.

"Brother!" Yoriichi said, ignoring Muzan. "This is my wife, Uta!" He gestured to her. "And this is our daughter, Chiasa!"

"...I thought.. your child... died before it was born..." Kokushibo said bluntly.

"I guess that the universe has blessed us..." He replied.

"As if you... need anymore blessings.. from the universe....." He mumbled in Muzan's ear. "...Anyways.. can you answer Muzan's question...?"

"Well..." Yoriichi looked over at Uta. He didn't know the answer...

"Yoriichi, I know you want to reconnect with your brother, but if he and his.. uh.." She looked over at Kokushibo and Muzan.

"Husband." Muzan said proudly.

"If he and his husband don't want us here, then we shouldn't be here."

"Yeah! Listen to your wife, sun-face!" Muzan gave a small point to Uta and nodded his head.

"Brother, please..." He walked towards Kokushibo, yet again ignoring Muzan. Kokushibo thought for a moment, seemingly having a mental exchange with Muzan.

"Ughh... fine. ..You get 3 days..."

"Oh, thank you, brother!" Yoriichi pulled Kokushibo into a hug.

"Yeah yeah..." He rolled all three pairs of eyes. "As long.. as you promise to.. be nice to Muzan..." Yoriichi pulled out of the hug.

"Alright..." He was surprised, and definitely not happy about it. "He has to be nice to me too, right?"

"No."

"Okay..." Yoriichi grimaced further, walking back to his family.

"You can decline, y'know. You can go back home right now!" Muzan suggested.

"No, I refuse to fall for your tricks! Dealing with you is worth it, if I get to be with brother."

"Suit yourself..." Kokushibo said.

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Part 2?

A bit of a shorter chapter, but I for one definitely needed it after what I saw 😀

Btw, Chiasa means "1000 mornings"! Thx to Kumo for the name :3