Just random lil snippets that I've been thinking about, but I don't have full plots for 

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SEXUALITY IS ATTEMTED TO BE EXPLAINED TO KOKUSHIBO: 

"Alright, Queerkoshibo, pack it up-" Akaza attempted to say under his breath, rolling his eyes. 

"Excuse me...? 'Queerkoshibo'..? What does that mean.." The upper one demon turned around, as he heard Akaza's remark. He felt that Akaza was being rude, but as he was unfamiliar with the term, he had to ask in order to make sure he takes the appropriate course of action. 

"You're clearly gay for Muzan- the way you're staring at him as he beredes us every meeting, you probably have a degradation kink too... No, scratch that, you probably just have a Muzan kink." 

"Gay..? Kink..? I do not understand." 

"Oh." Akaza realized he was in luck, he could be off the hook for his pretty blatant disrespect. There was nothing wrong with being gay of course, but Kokushibo probably wouldn't like him saying that he had a 'Muzan kink'. "Well gay is a synonym for homosexual, do you know what that means?" 

"I do not." 

"Okay, so everyone has something called a sexuality, which is a way of describing who one is attracted too. There are many different ones, like for example, I'm bisexual, meaning I like both men and women. Being gay can either refer to a gay man, a homoseuxal, or all queer people. A gay man is a man who likes men, a homosexual is a person who likes their same gender, and queer is a word that encompasses all sexualities, except straights." Akaza wasn't even going to try and get into gender and gender identity, he wasn't even sure Kokushibo was understanding what he was saying. "Do you get that?" 

"What do you mean by... 'like'... just any... person you have a positive... opinion on...?" 

"No- its people who you're attracted to. Y'know, romantically and/or sexually." 

"uh.." 

"Here, think about it like this: you love Muzan-Sama, right?" 

"Yes.. very much so..." 

"So would you kiss him? Or have sex with him? Or have you perhaps already done so? You can be honest, I won't judge." Akaza was definitely judging, but he wasn't going to tell Kokushibo that. He couldn't understand why Kokushibo liked him so much. Sure, he was strong and pretty handsome, but he has a very short temper and seems to only really care about himself. Definitely not Akaza's type. 

"Oh- well, I..." Kokushibo blushed slightly. "Yes, I would.... and I have..." He mumbled, only audible for Akaza to hear. 

"Mm, I see." He knew it! "So that means you're a homosexual, because you and Muzan are both men." Akaza wondered if they were really in love....

"What.. shall I do.. with said information...?" 

"I don't know, go do something with Muzan-Sama." 

"Oh, okay.... And.. why did you call me... 'Queerkoshibo'..?" 

"Because I could see how much you liked Muzan." 

"Is it... that obvious...?" 

"Yeah." 

"Is that bad...?" 

"No! There's nothing wrong with any sexuality." Though he felt that there was something wrong with being in love with Muzan, he wasn't going to say that. He couldn't believe that those old men did... it. He didn't want to think about it. 

"Okay.. well, I thought... you were being rude... but you just noticed... my appreciation.... for Muzan... I will... leave you be now.." Kokushibo walked away. 

"That was close..." He sighed. 

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MUZAN HATES HIS IN-LAWS: 

(Warning: LOTS of cussing for this one) 

"Koku, I'm sorry but your family literally fucking sucks. I hate them so much- UGHHHH  they're annoying, rude, and they were rude to you! They're SOOOO lucky that they're dead, especially your father because if I saw that man oh my gosh it is ON SIGHT. WHERE DOES HE GET THE AUDACITY TO HIT MY HUSBAND? TO HURT MY HUSBAND? I WANT TO RIP HIM LIMB. FROM. LIMB. I WANT TO TOURTURE HIM IN THE MOST GRUSOME WAY POSSIBLE! NOBODY. AND I MEAN NO. BODY. HURTS MY HUSBAND. HE IS SO FUCKING UGLY TOO LIKE- JUMPSCARE! I'M LUCKY THAT YOU FORGOT HIS FACE, KOKU, BECAUSE I BET HE'S LITERALLY THE UGLIEST MAN EVER. BLEH. I HOPE HE COMES BACK TO LIFE SO I CAN TOURTURE HIM LIKE HE DESERVES. IF AFTERLIFE OR WHATEVER IS REAL HE BETTER BE BURNING." Muzan took a deep breath, trying to calm himself. "And your mother- I guess she wasn't that bad, but I think she loved that STUPID, FUCKING SUN BITCH MORE. UGH, SPEAKING OF HIM, I HATE HIM SOOOO MUCH. HE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED WHEN THE OTHER OLD HASHIRAS THAT YOU KILLED TOLD HIM TO OFF HIMSELF. I'M GLAD YOU KILLED THE UBUYASHIKI OF THAT TIME! IT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR SAVING THAT BASTARD FROM DYING. I HATE HIS TALENT TOO. LIKE WHY WAS HE LIKE THAT? HE DEFINETLY DIDN'T WORK AS MUCH AS MY KOKU HAS, SO WHY ARE ALL THE DUMB SLAYERS MEAT-RIDING HIM? HE IS LITERALLY NOT ALL THAT. KOKU IS ALL THAT. THEY SHOULD BE- never mind, you're mine and nobody but me is going to touch you. Anyways, UGHHH I HATE HIM SOOO SOSOSOOSOSOO MUCH. HE'S JUST A RUNAWAY SUN FREAK, WHOS A LESS HOT VERSION OF MY KOKU! HE'S NOT EVEN HOT! HE'S ONE OF THE UGLIEST PEOPLE EVER! SOMEONE REALLY NEEDED TO TELL HIM TO PUT A BAG OVER HIS STUPID HEAD!" 

"Muzan...." Kokushibo went over to him, giving him a hug in an attempt to calm him down. 

"Koku, my darling,  you're so much better than those bitches." He leaned into his husband's hug, thankful for him. 

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MUZAN LEARNS HIS HUSBAND IS NOT A COOK: 

"Muzan-sama, are you well? I don't mean to be rude, you seem very stressed and are unsually pale, even for yourself..." The biwa lady asked, seeing her friend upset. He should be doing something with Kokushibo right now, but he's here... 

"Well yeah, no shit I'm stressed! The kitchen is on fire! Koku, being the amazing and loving husband that he is tried to cook something for me. Keyword: TRIED. The castle is burning, and I think I have radiation poisoning!" 

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Chlorfadorfull: 

"Darling, will you read to me the passage from that textbook please?" 

"Sure..." Kokushibo walked over to the open textbook on the other slide of Muzan's desk. "Uh.. It says... 'Why are plants green...? ..they have a green pigment called chlor... chlor.. chlor..fa..dor..full..." 

"Chlorfadorfull? What the hell is that?" 

"This..." Kokushibo held up the textbook and pointed to the word. 

"Oh, Koku," Muzan tried to contain his laughter, but he couldn't! "That's Chlorophyll!" He could barley speak, it already felt as if he was dying from the laughter. He felt a little bad for laughing, but Kokushibo was just so silly and cute, he couldn't help it. "That- that book, it's just- about photosynthesis anyway, it seems." He said as he calmed himself down. "Not what I'm looking for." 

"Oh, sorry...." Kokushibo was embarrassed at his butchered pronunciation. 

"It's quite alright, dear! And don't be embarrassed, it was cute! Now, sit in this chair, looking pretty and being my moral support while I go look for the right book." One of Muzan's tentacles wrapped around his husband's waist, pulling him to sit in the chair, which had recently been upgraded to a loveseat. 

(loosely based on an actual memory from my 5th grade.) 

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Idk any more off the top of my head, even tho there's probs more 😭😭

These probably won't become full fics one day