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Let's hope the tagging worked this time 😭😭😭

Anyways, here's your alien m-preg ig😀 (FULL DISCLOSURE: THIS WAS FRESHBEAN'S IDEA, NOT MINE /SRS)

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This morning, Michikatsu got an email from the RD informing him that he'll have a new roommate for his last two years in college. This, normally, would be somewhat fine. However, his roommate was an exchange student, whom apparently was from very, very far away, and would need a lot of help adjusting to the culture here.

He would try to be nice to whoever his roommate will be, of course, he just wouldn't be happy if he had to play babysitter. 

"Hello?" A voice said before Michikatsu heard knocking on the door. "Excuse me, but is this the room of, uh, Mikishatsku?"

"It's Mi-chi-kat-su, ....but yes." He replied as he opened the door. He tried to not be too stunned by the appearance of the man(?) before him. "Are.. you my new roommate...?"

"Yes, I am! I'm, uh- how do I say it in this language again? oh, yes! I'm Mu-zan. Muzan."

"Alright Muzan... would you... like to come in..?" he asked, moving himself so that he was holding the door open for Muzan.

"Yes! I would!" Muzan rushed past him and into the living 'room' of the dorm, dropping his bag. He seemed to be totally infatuated with the most mundane things! Michikatsu was extremely confused. He didn't want to sound racist- or speciesest...? He wasn't sure. But Muzan was very weird.. He had antenna on his forehead, red patches of flesh on his arms, legs, and forehead, and tons of extra mouths on his limbs! Sure, he could just be some sort of cosplayer, but he's sure those mouths are real!

"I'll.. uh.. get your bag and put it on the coffee table...." Michikatsu said, picking up Muzan's luggage and shutting the door behind him. He wasn't sure if he heard, as Muzan still seemed engrossed at looking at the smallest things.

"Your technology, it's so primitive! I feel like I've been transported into a history book!" Muzan exclaimed, baffling Michikatsu.

"What.. do you mean... by that...?" He asked, wearily.

"It's just that you humans are so cute! You all think you're so advanced, but you're not!" He smiled. "Oh, I just realized, you might take that as rude. I didn't mean it that way! We're just much more advanced than you, and all these little trinkets are just a little silly to me, that's all!"

"I also.. don't mean to be rude... when I ask this... but where are you from...? And... what are you....?" Michikatsu slowly walked over to Muzan, trying to make sense of all this.

"Oh! I'm sorry, I totally forgot I didn't tell you!"

"It's fine..."

"The best way I can describe myself to you is that I'm an alien! And I come from a planet similar to Earth, just a few million lightyears away! It's called Kaoru-Nao, meaning fragrance-direct. It's always confused me why it's named that, considering our society has let most flora that would directly produce fragrances be overrun by technology."

"Oh.. my... -uh... sorry if this is... rude.. but aren't you afraid.. of the government..? I mean.. you're exactly the type.. of person.. that world leaders.. wish to turn into a lab rat..."

"You're not being rude, I understand that a human would have questions. I have a lot of questions for you as well! Anyways, my living here is subsidized by the governments on both planets for scientific research. I'll learn about humans, and humans can learn about my people!"

"Oh..! Wow, that's.. really cool, Muzan.. you must be really smart... to have moving to another planet funded..." Michikatsu was in awe. Not only was he in the presence of an alien, but an alien who was conducting galaxy-wide research.

"I've been told!" Muzan flicked his shoulder-length black hair. "I already have my degree in anthropology back home, but, I decided that it's finally time for someone to do some field research, and where better to start then with people in my age group! This way, I can really get a feel for contemporary humanity."

"I see..." He was trying to process all this information. It was a lot, and he almost couldn't handle it, but Muzan was his roommate now, weather he liked it or not. He honestly thought it was pretty cool, getting to meet him. "Would you... like me to show you.. to your bedroom?"

"Sure! I've heard humans have a very peculiar way or arranging their sleeping quarters."

"By the way... If it's a little hard... for you to pronounce my name.. it'd be fine with me.. if you just called me Michi.. that's usually easier for people..." Michikatsu offered.

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"Hey, Michi!" Muzan ran up to his roommate, who was doing the dishes. It had been two months since Muzan and Michikatsu had met, and they've been getting along really well so far. Michikatsu actually liked Muzan, which was a very pleasant surprise. Michikatsu found it difficult to meet new people, but he enjoyed Muzan's company.

Muzan's appearance was a little strange, though. It was normally strange, but currently, it was strange for Muzan. From his back, 8 thin tentacles with sharp points had emerged. It was a little concerning, but Michikatsu was sure Muzan had no malicious intent.

"So," Muzan smiled as he saw Muzan's eyes fall to his tentacles. "I've run out of my human food money."

"I can.. buy.. or make.. you dinner..." he offered.

"Awwh, you're so sweet!" He exclaimed. "But I have to decline. I'm very hungry, and while human foods are nice, I want something more nutritional." He 'ruffled' his tentacles.

"And what.. would that be....?"

"Well, my girlfriend-" He thought for a moment. "No, that means something different here... My female friend," He corrected, "has found a human substance that provides tremendous health benefits for our species." He slowly raised his tentacles, one making it's way over to Michikatsu's cheek.

"I-its.. not blood... is it..?" Muzan laughed a little, then shook his head. His various mouths purred slightly.

"Michi, can I have your cum?" He said bluntly, as the tip of his tentachle caressed Michikatsu's face. Muzan's question caused Michikatsu's jaw to drop.

"Can... you... uh... repeat... that...? I don't.. think... I heard you... right...." He mumbled. 

"My female friend has found that the human fluid, known as cum, has great nutritional value for my species. I've also learned that acquiring it is somewhat of a mating ritual for your kind. Since you are my favorite human, I wish to consume your bodily fluid."

"I-..." Michikatsu's face just got redder and redder. He couldn't believe what he was hearing! Multiple of Muzan's tentacles were caressing him now, and Michikatsu didn't know what to say.

"I'm hungry, Michi! Seriously hungry." Muzan almost pleaded. "And you seem to like my- uh, what's the human word? ...Flirting! The touch of my tentacles is making your face red, which is, I'm pretty sure, a good response from humans when attempting to show this type of affection to them."

"Well..." He contemplated whether or not to accept... He had to admit, he did find Muzan very attractive... He also really liked how he didn't judge him for doing things that humans would normally judge him for. From the average person's perspective, Michikatsu was definitely a little weird. His neurodivergence didn't help with that perception either... but Muzan never judged him, and he really appreciated that. However, he was a little fearful...

"It's okay if you don't want too! However, human food won't due..." This was a partial lie. Yes, Muzan had run out of the money the government gave him, but he would be fine if he ate human food. He found out about this human act from his friend, and really wished to try it with his favorite human.

"N-no.. it's fine... I wouldn't mind.. if that's what you need..." He looked away, his face reddening. "J-just.. uh.. please don't.. consume my.. organ... I still need it... to use the bathroom...y'know.." For some reason, Michikatsu thought Muzan was going to eat his dick. 

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Michikatsu couldn't believe this. He was wrapped in the tentacles of an alien. What's worse is that he had just completed a "mating ritual" with him. He was exhausted. He didn't exactly hate it, though... he actually enjoyed himself! But he was also panicking, because he couldn't tell if the alien was now his boyfriend... if he was, though, he wouldn't mind. Muzan was a good kisser.

"Michi, I like human mating rituals." Muzan informed him. "Humans are usually much less advanced, but their ways of showing affection to their mates are very enjoyable. Was it enjoyable for you as well?"

"Yeah..." He nodded. He took note of Muzan's wordage, and how he referred to him as his mate.

"Yay! I'm glad!"

Michikatsu also couldn't believe that he was in a long-term relationship with an alien. His boyfriend, or mate, as Muzan called it, seemed set on marrying him. He mentioned it pretty often after they graduated and moved in together. It's not that this is a bad thing, of course, but he was just surprised on how fast Muzan was moving. Yes, they've been together for almost two years, and yes, that was the average amount of time for couples to marry, but it was just a little fast for Michikatsu... 

Of course, he had no intentions of leaving Muzan, he just wasn't sure he was ready to be married yet. He didn't even know if Muzan could get married... He's pretty sure Muzan has citizenship, but he still wasn't sure if the government would allow him to legally marry...

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As it turns out, since Muzan had citizenship, he can be legally married to Michikatsu. after another year and a half, they had wed. Michikatsu got to meet Muzan's parents in person for the first time, which was nice! They seemed nice, though they weren't very fluent in human languages, so at first they called Michikatsu Muzan's 'pet human', which was funny.

But by far, the craziest thing to happen to them was 2 years into their marriage... 

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It was a normal day so far. Michikatsu was just relaxing on their bed, reading a book while Muzan was reporting some research back to his home planet. After Muzan got off of his hologram call, he came into their room in a very excited manner.

He jumped on the bed, and immediately cuddled up to his husband. Ever since Muzan had discovered cuddling, he just couldn't get enough of it! Michikatsu couldn't blame him, he was a total cuddle bug himself. Muzan wrapped his arm's around Michikatsu's stomach.

"How are our children doing?" He asked dreamily. "Do you feel them yet?"

"What children...?"

"The eggs, of course! They've been in there for a couple of days, and usually they develop fast. Though, I guess they might be slower, considering that they're half human."

"Eggs...? Develop..? Half human...? Muzan what are you even talking about....?"

"The eggs inside you of course!" Muzan pointed to his human lover's stomach. "The ones that will eventually hatch our children!"

"..Muzan.." Michikatsu almost laughed. "Are you trying... to tell me... that I have fertilized eggs... growing inside of me!?"

"I'm not telling you, I'm just asking about how they're doing!" But then, he realized. "Michi, did you not know?"

"No!?" Michikatsu was now concerned.

"But, we had an unprotected mating ritual? And I asked if I could put my fluids in side of your fertilization chamber, and you said yes?"

"Muzan, ..I'm a guy...! You're a guy..! It's not possible... for us to reproduce..."

"Yes it is! On my planet, homosexuals do it all the time!"

"But.. I'm human..."

"My reproductive system is still compatible with yours."

"I can't believe this..." Michikatsu sighed.

"I'm sorry I didn't properly inform you. If you don't yet wish to be a parent, I will get you the medicine that destroys the eggs."

"It's alright... uh, how long.. will these eggs be growing...?"

"Well, they'd need to be inside of you for about 3 months, then, since you're human, we'd probably have to cut them out. Then, they'd need to incubate in a incubation chamber for another 3-6 months."

"I see..."

"Do you wish for me to get you the medicine?"

"Uh..." Michikatsu pondered. "No,... I think it will be okay... Just next time, ...make sure to communicate with me, okay...?"

"Okay!!!" Muzan hugged Michikatsu tightly. "I'm so excited! Are you excited?"

"Yeah..! I am..!" This was certainly unexpected, but then again, when was anything with Muzan ever expected?

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Y'all this is so bad 😭😭😭

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Anyways, bonus!
Yoriichi learns that his dreams can come true in this universe:

"So those are eggs...?" Yoriichi turned to his brother in law, who had apparently had the biological children of him and his brother in those eggs, ready to hatch soon.

"But, how...?" He asked.

"Well," Yoriichi's fianceé  budded in, "since we're aliens, our reproductive systems are compatible with most other intelligent life forms! So much so that even human males can grow eggs! However, they can't lay them, and will need to have them cut out."

"I see..!" Yoriichi was getting ideas. "and.. does it hurt to lay eggs?"

"For some." She replied.

"So, even I could be a mom...?"

"If that's how you want to put it, then yeah!"

"Whoaaah"

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Probably cringest chapter I've wrote so far 😭😭

I hope you're happy, Freshbeans 😡😡😡