Shuhua: That's a nice ham you've got there...

Yuqi: It would be a shame if you put an 's' at the front and an 'e' at the end.

Shuhua: Well then-

Shuhua: That's a nice shame you've got there!

Yuqi:

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Soyeon, ranting on social media: I hate CUBE (the company).

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Miyeon: An opinion without 3.14 is an onion.

Minnie: Guys, this isn't even funny. Please stop it.

Miyeon: NOT WHEN I ASKED FOR YOUR ONION.

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Miyeon: Girl, we can get mythical animals! Maybe I'll get a penguin!

Soyeon: Penguins are real.

Miyeon: That's the spirit, Soyeon! They're real to me too!

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Shuhua: How do you tell someone their breath stinks?

Yuqi: Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash.

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Yuqi: I've done a lot of bad things in my life...

Miyeon: You have?

Yuqi: A lot.

Miyeon: I doubt it.

Yuqi: No, really.

Miyeon: I doubt it even more.

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Soyeon: Shuhua, why are you crying?

Shuhua: This book is so sad!!

Soyeon, picking it up: But this is a Soojin album-

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Miyeon, shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please.

Minnie, reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller.

Minnie, now looking directly at Miyeon: Get away from me, parasite.

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Minnie: Why does every social interaction with someone new feel like taking a test I didn't study for?

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Soyeon: Earth is a planet that tells other planets if they are planets or not.

Yuqi: Pluto ghostwrote this.

Miyeon: Wait, where is Pluto?

Shuhua: In the Mickey Mouse clubhouse.