Cravity

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Serim: Would you rather be gay or do crime?

Allen: Be gay but the opposite.

Serim:

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Minhee: I expect better from you.

Hyeongjun: Well, that's your fault. I got nothing to do with that.

-meanwhile-

Taeyoung: I expect better from you.

Seongmin: Me when I lie.

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Jungmo: If you had to choose between Woobin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Wonjin: That depends, how much money are we taking?

Woobin: Wonjin!

Jungmo: 63 cents.

Wonjin: I'll take the money.

Woobin: WONJIN!!!

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Seongmin: Guess what? I invented a new word.

Jungmo: What word?

Seongmin: Bitchcraft, which means the art of pissing off people while smiling sweetly.

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-Cravity members' friendly responses to their enemies-

Hyeongjun: My esteemed rival.

Woobin: My beloved nemesis.

Minhee: Dearly detested.

Allen: My cherised inevitable downfall.

Serim: My loathed love.

Taeyoung: My adored archenemy.

Wonjin: Most admirable antagonist.

Jungmo: To whom it may aggravate.

Seongmin: To my significant bother.

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Taeyoung: What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Taeyoung: Tequila mockingbird!

Minhee: Waiter, one cup of tequila mockingbird with a spice of attention please.

Allen, the waiter: Coming right up!

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Woobin: Dark emails-

Woobin: To whom it WILL concern.

Seongmin: NOW THAT THIS EMAIL HAS FOUND YOU.

Hyeongjun: I hope this email finds you before I do.

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Wonjin: Compliment me.

Jungmo: Barbecue sauce.

Wonjin: Thanks.

Serim: What the fuck is that compliment?


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