Serim: Would you rather be gay or do crime?
Allen: Be gay but the opposite.
Serim:
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Minhee: I expect better from you.
Hyeongjun: Well, that's your fault. I got nothing to do with that.
-meanwhile-
Taeyoung: I expect better from you.
Seongmin: Me when I lie.
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Jungmo: If you had to choose between Woobin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Wonjin: That depends, how much money are we taking?
Woobin: Wonjin!
Jungmo: 63 cents.
Wonjin: I'll take the money.
Woobin: WONJIN!!!
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Seongmin: Guess what? I invented a new word.
Jungmo: What word?
Seongmin: Bitchcraft, which means the art of pissing off people while smiling sweetly.
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-Cravity members' friendly responses to their enemies-
Hyeongjun: My esteemed rival.
Woobin: My beloved nemesis.
Minhee: Dearly detested.
Allen: My cherised inevitable downfall.
Serim: My loathed love.
Taeyoung: My adored archenemy.
Wonjin: Most admirable antagonist.
Jungmo: To whom it may aggravate.
Seongmin: To my significant bother.
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Taeyoung: What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Taeyoung: Tequila mockingbird!
Minhee: Waiter, one cup of tequila mockingbird with a spice of attention please.
Allen, the waiter: Coming right up!
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Woobin: Dark emails-
Woobin: To whom it WILL concern.
Seongmin: NOW THAT THIS EMAIL HAS FOUND YOU.
Hyeongjun: I hope this email finds you before I do.
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Wonjin: Compliment me.
Jungmo: Barbecue sauce.
Wonjin: Thanks.
Serim: What the fuck is that compliment?
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