❏ chapter, forty four.
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↳ DICK ASS MANSION !

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"face it, you're all losers."

"..."

the silence was so loud as wakiya came outta literally no where to criticize us while we were all peacefully training on the school rooftop.

"honcho hold my dignity i'm bouta go to jail for first degree murder in a second here."

"Y/N NO. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS AND I AM NOT GOING DOWN WITH YOU!!" honcho raged as he held me back, all while wakiya basked in the sunlight knowing he doesn't have a single issue in his rich boy life.

i still say we sacrifice him to a cult, whether it ensures victory or not.

i just wanna get rid of him.

OF COURSE VALT NEVER FEELS THE SAME AND GOES RUNNING UP TO THAT PISS HAIRED PONYTAIL FUCK WITH A FAT SMILE ALL LIKE, "wakiya🥺💏‼️ glad you made it

and wakiya was all like, "uh, nah, sorry kitten whiskers i ain't wasting my alpha breath on you😈🔥🔥🫵‼️ you have to get serious🙄🙄💔‼️🧑‍🦯‍➡️"

and yes that is EXACTLY how they said it, i'm not delusional.

"AYE!! I DONT LIKE THAT TONE!!" honcho raged, running over to protect his meek, feeble omega boyfriend valt.

yeah wakiya totally ignored him.

crazy.

"listen up! from here on out the bey club is going to train under my terms!" he then smirked, and pointed at himself, "probably a good time to tell you guys i'm the new team captain!"

"..."

"yeah, i'm not sure if that makes me want to kill him or myself😦" i mumbled not so quietly, pointing at the piss haired hoe as the others nodded in agreement.

"HEY! I HEARD THAT YOU BRAT!!"

"WALK IT OFF🤬🤬"

honcho then jumped in before wakiya and i mauled each other, "not on my watch, buddy! why should you be the captain?!"

"i'm the reason you guys are even allowed to compete in the team battle category, so it's only fair," he smiled smugly, folding his arms.

"well..." valt cut in, turning around to spot shu who was stretching on the ground. "i think it should be shu! we all know he's our best blader!"

"tch, if that's the case then i'm really gonna kill myself🙁"

everyone ignored me.

fuckers.

"leadership isn't all about how strong you are as a blader," shu stated all humble or whatever.

"well what else is there?"

"fun fact," honcho popped in to answer valt's question, "the captain is the one person who has what its takes to bring the team together," then he hit the '🤓☝️' move. "sometimes he's lightning, and sometimes he's gotta be thunder!"

"literally what's the difference."

"SHUT UP Y/N IM IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LONG CHARACTER DIALOGUE!!" he raged and turned back to valt as i resisted the urge to curse his entire family line. "that's why everyone looks up to the leader!"

wakiya chimed in, "a perfect description of me😏"

"bitch the only description for you is lack of father figure and self homophobia😐"

"EXCUSE ME."

"nothing."

"FORGET Y/N'S FOUL MOUTH WE'RE ALL USED TO IT BY NOW!!" honcho cut in, ignoring the side eye i gave him. "who the heck made you king of the castle?!"

"YEAH WHAT HONCHO SAID!!" the twins yelled in unison.

"i've already made up my mind," wakiya grinned, "line up for a training camp!"

"huh?"

"training...?"

"camp...?"

"at this rate the only thing i'm gonna be lining up for is the electrocution chair."

heh, guys guess which piece of dialogue was me🥺💞💞 (level impossible)

"as team captain the first thing on my agenda is to make sure the bey club doesn't lose miserably out there." wakiya sighed like WE were the problem. he looked up and grinned, ready to make us his rich boy slaves or something, "we start intensive beyblade training camp tomorro- wait where did y/n go."

everyone froze, and began looking around before toko and nika perked up in the back. toko spoke first with an unphased expression, already used to this shit.

"oh she went to go off herself."

"..."

"WHAT."

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yeah they found me before i could escape.

and that's how i ended up here the next day, in a train on our way to wakiya's torture chamber- i mean training camp cabin to prepare for the team battles.

for the record, my consent was NOT taken into consideration😐☝️

my displeasure was very much visible as i stared outside the train window, hugging my knees and recalling how these whores had to literally drag my ass out of my home this morning.

AND IM SEATED NEXT TO SHU SO THATS JUST GREAT.

"man this sucks💔"

"THIS IS AMAZING!!"

shut up valt.

"we're gonna be battling all day! i'll beyblade all the time! no bedtime, or lights out! i feel a song coming on!!! LALALAL-"

"alright how the hell do you open this window i'm bouta jump🙁" i deadpanned as i dragged my hands down the glass depressingly, making the annoying ass squeaky noise.

shu just grabbed the back of my shirt collar and yanked my ass back down to my seat, literally choking me in the process.

"come on y/n," hoji, who i forgot to mention is also here, "trust me, it won't be that bad." he smiled.

"AWW YOU'RE SO RIGHT HOJI!! YOU'RE THE BEST‼️‼️💞"

"yeah y/n," shu chimed in, smiling, "it'll be fun. it's what you make it."

"shut up rabbit ass no it won't be💔"

"..."

okay can you tell i have favourites.

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"ain't no way."

"you call THIS a cabin?!?"

"just how rich are you...?"

"this place is literally the size of my dick," i paused, looking around at everyone, "huge."

"can you not." wow, daigo hating, no surprise there.

wakiya and hoji just walked past us like it was nothing, and i swear i could feel the way that blonde ass twinks ego grew by like 62728272 pounds.

fuck outta here with that obese confidence.

once we all went inside, the rest of us peasant poor children still decaying in shock over the size of this place, (again, big as my dick (very big) ) we were greeted by an old butler guy.

i immediately felt daigo and honcho side eye me, and i could already hear their thought.

i glared at the both of them, "wow, i already know what you guys are gonna say' 'GOLLY GEE Y/N!!😱😱 are you gonna fall in love with this old man too👿👿🫵⁉️🧌'."

"yeah pretty much."

"how'd you know?"

i crossed my arms and shook my head in disappointment, "first up you apes, it is absolutely unacceptable and deeply disrespectful for anyone to jump to conclusions about someone based solely on their past actions! this kind of toxic behavior reflects poorly on you, and frankly, you should be ashamed of yourselves for even entertaining such assumptions!"

"..."

"you already found his address didn't you."

"yeah and what of it?? we all have types okay get off my back daigo💔💔💔"

man, i fucking hate these guys.

wakiya chimed in, and walked up to his super fine butler, "never mind all the travel, we've gotta focus on the training camp. any word on that delivery of mine?" he asked, that stupid ass smug grin i wanted to scratch off his fat face.

just joking guys we should all love each other equally!!!🥰💕💕 (i'm being held at gun point).

"good news," the butler started, gracing us all with his old ass voice i found super fine, "it finally arrived yesterday. it's all set. whenever you're ready to start using it."

meanwhile everyone was still absolutely FLABBERGASTED by the size of this bitch ass 'CaBiN'.

"WHAT KIND OF WOOD ASS CABIN HAS A CHANDELIER THE SIZE OF A CAR?!??" i raged as i pointed at the huge light above us, only now processing how freaking rich that stupid whore is.

"LOOK!!" valt yelled outta no where, suddenly teleporting over to the huge ass staircases with shiny ball handle things. "bet a genie is gonna pop outta this!!" he said, rubbing his grimy hands on it to try and summon a ghost or whatever.

"just had that refinished😐" wakiya bitched, being all moody as always.

i gave him a nasty ass side eye for being rude to my brother valt, "tch, i'm gonna finish you...😒😈🔥🔥🧑‍🦯🐺"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU GIRLY BRAT???!"

"NOTHING RAPUNZEL!! WHY DON'T YOU GO JUMP DOWN YOUR STUPID TOWER???🤬🤬🤬🤯👿🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯☝️"

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"god damn goldilocks, how many cribs you got in this joint😰⁉️⁉️" i awed, pointing at the bunch of rooms on either side of the long ass hallway we reached after me and wakiya fought like alley cats for the 352727 time.

he side eyed me, confused at my super duper awesome hood slang. "you mean rooms, stupid?"

"NUH UH I SAID CRIBS IN THIS JOINT🤬☝️"

"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN."

"tch, you wouldn't understand...😔😒💔" i mumbled, looking away bashfully into the sunset (it was mid day) as my hair blowed through the wind majestically.

"...how is her hair moving like that? we're inside???" shu asked, speaking his nosy ass thoughts out loud as everyone just shrugged.

"meh, we're used to it."

"happens all the time with her."

"she told me one time that the 'laws of physics' could kiss her butt. except that time she used the bad word..."

"alright that's enough talking about y/n's weird hair!!" wakiya cut in all bossy and shit, "we have to hurry and train. go pick whatever rooms you want."

"yeah guys stop gossiping about my hair🙄 you're jealous we get it😒" everyone ignored me.

hoes.

"come on y/n!" valt exclaimed, grabbing my hand and began dragging me down the hall like i gave him consent or something (I DIDNT🤬🤬☝️). "let's share a room together!!"

yet before i could jump out the window and leap to freedom, i was interrupted by the loud and annoying shrieks of literally everyone on the other side of the hall.

"HOLD IT VALT!!"

"god if you're there please take me to mars to get more chocolate bars💔💔" i prayed to whatever jesus buddha elephant lord was up there, reaching up my hand to the ceiling and looking low key insane.

but what's new.

before anyone else from the angry mob of my loser friends, honcho and wakiya came stomping over and pointing accusingly at valt.

"you can't do that, dude!! y/n's a girl!!" honcho yelled, totally assuming my gender.

like hey, what if i identify as a table. huh? huh? DONT BE TRANSPHOBIC HONCHO🤬🤬 or wait, more like... trans-table-phobic🤨?

"i knew you were dumb, but i didn't know you were this dumb!" wakiya rolled his eyes before snatching my other hand and yanking me away from valt.

valt gasped with so much offence and shock it almost rattled me back. then he went all pouty anime girl and began yanking back. "hey! don't pull on y/n! she wants to roomie with me, i'll have you know!"

"UM, FIRST OF ALL-😦☝️"

"SEE?? shes practically shaking in excitement!!" valt smirked smugly as i gave him the nastiest side eye. wakiya scoffed, and did the same.

"more like shaking in discomfort!" wakiya spat, tugging at me twice as hard.

"nuh uh!" valt tugged back.

"YEAH HUH!!" wakiya tugs back too.

"NUH UH."

"YEAH HUH-"

"SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA THIS DICK ASS MANSION😭😭😭" i cried as my limbs were on the verge of being ripped off by two blading twinks.

"that's enough you two!" then outta no where shu came in and yanked me away from both wakiya and valt, causing the two to growl like freaking dogs.

GASP. shu getting angry?? and this time it's NOT at me?? heh.... i guess miracles really do come true-🥹💞

"and you y/n."

"oh okay never fucking mind😐"

"hey!" they both yelled simultaneously.

like damn, shu just HAD to jump in and be all like "i have to protect my two boyfriends before they hurt each other🤬🤬💔💔🖤🖤🖤"

and yes that is totally the only logical explanation on why he pulled me away from getting ripped in half by these two other dudes. no other reason.

"you two need to stop fighting over something so childish as who shares a room with who," he sighed, and for some reason still didn't let go of his grip on my wrist from when he totally ripped me away from the other two without any consent, but what do i know🙄

"valt," he called out, glaring at a pouting midget fiend. "you can't share a room with y/n."

"why?! cause you want to?"

"NO!!?" DAMN THAT WAS LOUD.

low key everyone side eyed shu as he suddenly screeched that as high as a freaking bird. the entire mansion heard that denial ass scream.

huh... and his face got oddly red at the accusation from valt... hmm...🧐🧐🧐

oh.

i see.

he's totally flustered by fighting with his boyfriend right now🥰　

HAHA. what a gay loser.

shu quickly cleared his throat. "uh... anyway, it's not appropriate for you to share a room when y/n is a girl-"

"and how would you know that rabbit ass😐?assuming my gender, i see?? OH THE LIBERALS ARE GONNA EAT THIS UPPPP-🤩"

"y/n. shut up."

"aight damn...😔"

i'm totally lacing his next meal with fentanyl.

"shu's right," wakiya crossed his arms, and glared at valt. "don't be so hard headed! i have a special room for her anyway."

"special needs?"

"AHAHAHAH- daigo if you don't shut your ass up in the next two seconds here i'm shoving a basketball so far up your ass you'll never wanna be gay again💞💞💞 TRUST."

yeah everyone ignored me.

what the fuck.

"aw come on!" valt whined, and gave me the most sad eyes ever. "don't you wanna share a room with me, y/n??"

"SHE DOESN'T." literally EVERYONE yelled back simultaneously at valt.

"SINCE WHEN DID YOU GUYS SPEAK FOR ME." again. totally ignored.

i'm totally nuclear bombing this place.

"besides, even if y/n wanted to share a room with someone, no offence valt, but it wouldn't be you." wakiya shrugged, a cocky smirk in his face. he shrugged his shoulders, that smug grin on his face as he closed his eyes. "let's be honest, she'd totally prefer me."

"NUH UH!!" valt yelled.

"i'm sorry what...😥☝️" like i'm right here.

"pfft! as if, wakiya!" honcho suddenly joined in, stomping into our circles "me and y/n and are bros. she'd pick rooming with me in a heartbeat!" he grinned, pointing a thumb at his chest.

"erm, actually...😟☝️" STILL HERE??

"you guys are delusional," NOT DAIGO TOO. "she literally doesn't want any of you."

oh never mind, at least DAIGO understand m-🤩

"what? she wants you???" valt huffed and crossed his arms.

"yeah probably."

"alright so never fucking mind😐" i deadpanned, eye twitching and going low key insane.

"you know!" toko called out, budging into the conversation. and suddenly we have the twins joining as well... "i think y/n would much rather be with us! we're way more fun!"

nika nodded, crossing her arms, and copying her brother's frown. "agreed!"

and the next thing you know, everyone is yelling and screaming at each other on who's staying with who. and by 'who's staying with who,' i mean who's staying with ME.

i just don't understand.... why are they fighting over this? it makes no se-

oh.

i see.

EVERYBODY IS IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AND TRYING TO MAKE EACH OTHER JEALOUS!!!! WOAH, I CANT BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SO GAY😨

except nika of course. toko's probably just paying her to help him.

as i proudly smirked to myself and nodded to my own thoughts, basking in how smart and intelligent i am, shu lost his SHIT.

"that's enough!! all of you!!"

"..."

yeah everybody shut up REAL quick.

"can't you see you're making y/n uncomfortable?" he questioned, all serious, and making everyone feel guilty or whatever.

brother i was literally staring at an ant on the ground this whole time. i wasn't THAT uncomfortable but okay...🤨

everyone frowned and looked away.

"sorry..." everyone (minus wakiya) apologized.

shu just sighed, and with his grip STILL on my fucking wrist (yeah don't forget about that💔) and totally dragged my ass out of the crowd of twinks. "i'll take her to her 'special' own room."

"hey! not so fast kurenai!! you dont even know where it is!! i will!" wakiya yelled, speed walking after us, and leaving everyone else to sulk and pick their own rooms.

god.

this is so fucking stupid💔💔

HAHA!! LOL!! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT VIDEO WHERE I'LL BE BOMBING THIS ENTIRE MANSION💞💞(live)!!

DON'T FORGET TO HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE FOR THE NEXT VIDEO🤩!!(please end my misery)

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— extra ::

— guess who totally fucking lied about being back in the beyblade phase😏👈 (it's me guys. it's me)

— thanks for waiting so patiently for this chapter!! lol🥰!! (the death threats got too much for me gang. someone sent me my i.p. address. had to update. please let my family go.)

— me after updating